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[Anonymous No.21512899]

My name is not important.
There isn't much time left.
I'm a member of iExec RLC's dev team.
I may be terminated but I don't care, this message is important and needs to be heard.
It's Gilles.
He's been acting... crazy lately.
Gilles is a pretty good guy. Funny, smart, courageous, good leader. I started working for iExec in December of 2018. I was so excited and honored to contribute to such an amazing project. If only I had known what was to come...
Late 2019, Gilles had started staying up for days working on the project.
He spent countless hours in the lab, hours stretching into days, stretching into weeks.
Our team noticed Gilles was becoming increasingly manic, and tried to talk to him.
The white of his eyes were yellowing, his teeth dirty from weeks without brushing. His hair was long and unruly, plastered to his forehead with sweat. He reeked of urine.
"Gilles, please come with us. We need to get you help.", I said.
"I need to initialize the liquidity vector for the dynamic work pools!", Gilles exclaimed.
He started speaking in tongues, he was frothing at the mouth.
I noticed wires running down Gilles arm.
“What th-“
*WHOOOOOOSH*
Gilles shoved me into our team, and sprinted out of the lab. We tried to chase him but couldn’t keep up.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Gilles let out a sharp screech.
The blast doors closed, and we were locked inside the lab.

[Anonymous No.21512965]

We spent hours trying to open the blast doors, but to no avail. We were trapped in the lab.
While searching the computer for a way to hack the doors, I found Gilles’ secret files;
a password protected zip titled “RLCecret”.
Hmmmm..
I typed “password”.
“DENIED”
I typed “admin”.
“DENIED”
Hmmmm.. what would Gilles have for a password?
I typed “trannycocks”
“ACCESS GRANTED”
The zip opened and there were pages and pages of plans that I’d never seen before.
I poured for hours over them, shocked at what I’d found.
How could Gilles keep this from us?
What are his motives?
At last, I found it.
A document titled, “RLC - Real Life Cyborg”
It detailed Gilles plans for world domination using machine integration with his own body to make him more powerful.
RLC was never about developing the first decentralized marketplace for cloud computing resources with blockchain technology used to organize a market network where users can monetize their computing power, applications, and datasets.
RLC was about creating the framework that powers Gilles’ cyborg body.
With the technology iExec developed for RLC, Gilles is nearly unstoppable. As I type this, I can hear the screams of the guards as Gilles shreds them to into ribbons.
“Never selling my digital oil” I hear over the loudspeaker.
It is critical this information gets out immediately. It may already be too late.
Do all you can.
Sell your RLC.
Please.
For the future of humanity.
It's our only hope.

[Anonymous No.21512967]

fake story

[Anonymous No.21512994]

>>21512967
No bro its real bro please bro sell your rlc bro please its our only hope bro

[Anonymous No.21513181]

>>21512967
I wonder what makes you think this

[Anonymous No.21513211]

>>21513181
I have no idea what he's talking about, please spread the word. Gilles must be stopped.

[Anonymous No.21513261]

I just tried cashing out my "oil" and I can't even get it out!

[Anonymous No.21513303]

>>21513261
Oh shit..
I think he's implemented phase II.
Tell your family you love them. You have 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.21513348]

>>21513211
perfectly reasonable. I got your back bro

[Anonymous No.21513355]

THERE IS ONE LAST WAY TO STOP GILLES.
IF WE CAN ROLL QUADS IN THIS THREAD, THE HYPER LEDGER PROTOCOL DEVELOPED BY IEXEC WILL STALL FOR 30 MINUTES. IF THIS HAPPENS, WE HAVE A CHANCE TO STOP GUILLES. DON'T STOP ROLLING FOR QUADS, ITS THE ONLY WAY.

[Anonymous No.21513423]

>>21513355
omg, but we must not forget about the booleans. i made that mistake one time.
you stop gilles
i stop the booleans

[Anonymous No.21513484]

Imagine caring enough about a coin this pointless to type all this crap

[Anonymous No.21513552]

>>21513355
Double dubs. Kek is among us. Please my brothers, roll like your life depends on it.

>>21513423
>>i stop the booleans
Good. Let's finish this fight.

[Anonymous No.21513591]

>>21513484
Drink bleach faggot

[Anonymous No.21513804]

Night xeccies. Luv u gilles.

[Anonymous No.21514096]

>>21512899
I always knew gilles was a loose cannon, hope youre alright op

[Anonymous No.21514171]

>>21514096
I've seen better days. All that matters is that you can all sell your digital oil, and roll quads.

[Anonymous No.21514310]

Where is Gilles? What will he do?

[Anonymous No.21514356]

Holy shit OP, we have to stop him.
Rolling

[Anonymous No.21514678]

Another image from the archive.