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>> No.21469772

>>21469731
Is it movie night???

>> No.21469796
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21469796

What are the ramifications of wash-sales? Say I lose $3000 in a day trade then try to make it back on the exact same stock for the next couple days immediately afterwards but am unable to and still end up essential $3000 down on that stock. Will I still be able to deduct $3000 from my taxes as capital loses (since I added the original $3000 lose to my cost basis of subsequent purchases and never made it back) or am I screwed and that $3000 lose can't be used as a deductible anymore?

>> No.21469879

>>21469796
Its added to the basis.

Be most careful in dec and jan.

>> No.21469892

>>21469731

This is really depressing. All of the people singing the songs of magical compound interest kept harping on about some guy getting double rice every day until he had trillions of rice in a month made it sound way better. Fuck this shit

>> No.21469913

>>21469796
i dunno but maybe you should get a permanent residency in tax haven and set up a broker account from there to trade with
sometimes I LARP that i made it big and cashed it out in Macau or something (i have a PR as a kid there when my family used to work there).

is it fraud that Macau still gives me like the equivalent of ~$1000 every year in citizen/PR basic income even though i haven't lived there for over a decade. Heck I even got it early this year because of corona

>> No.21469914

>>21469892
Compounding is magical. Just not so much at 5% of 5000

>> No.21469985

How many people ITT actually shower every day?

>> No.21469989

>>21469892
No one cares if you don't invest. If you don't understand the benefits of compound interest, you deserve poverty.

>> No.21470009

I should read the Bible instead of watching serial killer documentaries.

>> No.21470037
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>>21469626
well if you cant find animal movie it ok

but here some:

Isle of Dog
Lassie Come Home
White Dog
THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY
Frankenweenie
The Plague Dogs

>> No.21470046

>>21469892
So what you’re saying is you’re impatient. Stay poor.

>> No.21470061
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>>21470009
whos you favorite serial killer

>> No.21470070

>>21469985
me, it's a chore but i hate feeling dirty even more.

>> No.21470074

>>21469985
pre COVID I showered everyday but now that I work from home a lot I probably shower once every other day.

>> No.21470082

Should be playing The Gambler.

>> No.21470100
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>>21469879
Okay, so that means I can still deduct it right? Also what happens with dec and jan?
>>21469913
?

>> No.21470161
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>>21470100
Taxes you big dumbo.

>> No.21470197

>>21470061
Westley Allen Dodd
Serial pedophile and child killer. Did insanely gross stuff but what sticks out was how Christian he was. Said that only Jesus Christ can stop this type of behavior
Hbu

>> No.21470223

>>21470100
You can sell in dec and buy jan missing the loss deduction for the upcoming taxes. Same with taking gains in dec and losing in jan so much you cant pay taxes.

Like making 100k in dec then losing 80k in january fucks you because they occur in different years

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>>21470223
If you paid your Q4 taxes, then you wouldn't have anything to worry about.

>> No.21470300

What's going on with microsoft? Good buy? Robinhood has it at a 88% buy rating, but it seems to have stalled the last 1.5 months. Is this because of tik tok bullshit?

>> No.21470303

>>21470279
No, even if ypu pay you still get fucked vs a 20k gain in one year

>> No.21470314
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21470314

Anyone hype for FEDCOIN?

>> No.21470327
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>>21470300
>Robinhood
>buy rating

>> No.21470345

>>21470303
I mean if you paid your taxes, then you couldn't lose at least that.

>>21470300
Microsoft is great when the stock is cheap. It isn't right now.

>> No.21470351

>>21470161
>>21470279
You do realize this is not /aco/, right?

>> No.21470362

$CVAC predictions?

>> No.21470363

>>21470314
Whats the point of crypto currency if the government knows what I buy?

>> No.21470375

>>21470161
I'm sorry, i'm new to this.
>>21470223
Oh, okay! Thank you for explaining!

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>>21470351
That's actually /v/. But /biz/ related because that's what we make the money for.

>> No.21470433

>>21470300
>Robinhood
>buy
Is this how goys lose money?

>> No.21470443

>>21470037
None available xcept Plagas Perros, and that one's too sad and scary! The search continue, I'll find something. We have Little Vera (1988) if we want to watch an actual good movie, or Dogs in Space (1986) which is not about what it's title says but still looks interest
>>21470082
The Marky Mark movie sucks, maybe I feel attacked by their portrayal of pretentious liberal arts risk takers tho. The Dostoevsky book bangs ofc

>> No.21470458

Do you guys think $32 BAC LEAPS will print?

>> No.21470471
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>>21470314
Oh yes.

>> No.21470505

>>21470433

It's either listen to professional analysts or SMG which tells me to buy intel at 50 dollars >:I

>> No.21470531

>>21470505
who the fuck is telling you to buy intel
/smg/ memes TSM and AMD instead for semiconductors

>> No.21470586
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21470586

what are some good finance movies besides Margin Call and Wolf of Wallstreet ?

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>>21470314
>>21470363

Government will move to a hybrid dollar if my predictions are correct. Probably:

>1 USDX Coin has the exact value of 1 dollar

I hope they don’t do away with cash too quickly. We still need it to function

>> No.21470612

>>21470197
Delphine LaLaurie!
She was probably practicing terrible ritual black magic which required many human sacrifices! She was great because her victims had to watch

>> No.21470614

>>21470505
>"professional" analysts
>questions microsoft, a bluechip stock that has gone up multiple 100% in the past few years
god you're a fucking retard. absolute fucking mongoloid donkey idiot shitbrain.
people buy microsoft because it's a safe good bluechip stock like many others

>> No.21470625

>>21470586
What’s going on in this picture and why is that guy there?

>> No.21470654
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21470654

Quick, everyone post their trading jams!

>https://soundcloud.com/adambeyer/dcr523-drumcode-radio-live-adam-beyer-live-from-afrobar-in-catania

>> No.21470661

>>21470614

I know microsoft is safe, but it looks like it's barely grown lately. People keep screaming about tech bubbles and buying at the top, is this the top now?

>> No.21470671

>>21470586
The Big Short was legit a fun movie to watch. Watch Moneyball afterwards for more Brad Pitt.

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>>21470380

>> No.21470766

>>21470612
uwu~
wanna watch documentaries together anon

>> No.21470767

>>21470661
>barely grown
???
it only looks bad to other shit like apple.
unlike apple, microsoft doesn't have the equivalent of a country (their ecosystem) that they can charge other people crazy fees to have access to.

>> No.21470795

>>21470661
As far as tech bubbles go, there are companies that have diversified sources of cash flow and large cash reserves and those that aren't. "Tech bubble" refers to those more in the second category.
Examples of the first: MSFT, AAPL, GOOGL, NVDA, MA, etc.
Examples of the second: TSLA, UBER, PINS, WORK, SPOT, NFLX (may be turning a corner), etc.
Borderline: FB since it is 2020 and it still gets 95%+ of its revenue from digital advertising.

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21470817

do we still believe a crash is coming? im expecting a second decline this october/november. but i no longer have any faith in my predictions. i had no idea we'd climb this high.

>> No.21470860

Ausfrends, do we think SplitIt has the possibility of taking off? I was a bit too late to the game to go for Afterpay.

>> No.21470862

>>21470625
the guy to the right sneaked into the picture. The guy in the middle immediately handled this and punched him in the face so he dropped his hat, went home and cried

>> No.21470875

>>21469731
Gonna yolo EL puts this week

>> No.21470887
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>>21470661
>>21470817
What do you think? Second wave is inevitable, and will be much larger/worse than in the spring (not trying to debate the severity of the illness or if the following are justified), lockdowns and economic downturn will happen again, second stimulus will happen, election will cause more anxiety... I'm not a bear, and I don't think the market will crash horribly, but I am expecting it to dip near March levels again.

>> No.21470948

>>21470887
yeah I think the second wave will pop this bubble. the vaccine might be finished in december, but the manufacture/distribution means it wont be available until well afterwards.
i do think the fall depends on the extent of the lockdowns. and im not sure we'll have strict lockdowns again. theyve caused too much civil unrest. i think it scares politicians.
i bet the fall will be in november, as corona returns

>> No.21470955

>>21470887
Well soon it'll be flu season and colder weather. A lot of flu symptoms mimic the virus ones. So people will be claiming "I've got the virus" when all they really got is the flu. Flip side; more people with the virus will ignore it cause they'll think it's the regular flu.

>> No.21471005

>>21470887

Nah. Virus or not, people want to reopen. At worst people will be around shopping, just with mandatory masks. Vaccine will probably happen sooner than people think (although probably not as quickly as russia seems to think). Election will cause a small dip, good time to put in a lump sum, but otherwise it will bounce back quickly.

A second wave will only affect gyms/water parks/other shit where it's difficult to wear a mask and people are on top of each other

>> No.21471011

>>21470817
no, we already have shit that have proven themselves to be corona crisis-proof. people should just admit they're pussies if they're still 100% cash at this point.

once again time > timing now that even the fucking SPY is back to ATH

>> No.21471071

>>21471011
>no, we already have shit that have proven themselves to be corona crisis-proof
i dont understand what youre trying to say
do you think the stock market rising for a few months made the economy corona-proof?
also: do you think corona was literally the only reason the market fell?
we were (and still are) in a bubble. corona popped it in the most devastating way. and QE has inadvertantly blown it back up, even bigger.

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21471119

>>21470380
>some western animation bullshit slut
>what we make the money for
“No.”

>> No.21471134

>>21470955
This is a good point and I think you are right, it will basically be the same people who in spring said "oh I just have allergies". However, from a health care perspective, normal cold/flu will be listed as a reason to enforce more severe measures because of weakened immune systems/coughing/sneezing.

>>21470948
>>21471005
I'm not optimistic at all about any real vaccine, but I guess they could try to shove something through to save face and avoid lockdown. However >>21471005 is forgetting about schools, which have to stay open so parents can work, and kids are already showing to be just as vulnerable to GETTING it, but being asymptomatic, and will spread to parents etc.

>> No.21471151

>>21470443
WATCH THE SHITTY MOVIE
I HAVE TO MISS IT TONIGHT.

Also, did doom generation have to have such an unpleasant fucking ending? What the hell?

>> No.21471160

>>21470887
>>21470948
the reason we're even reopening now is because shutting down everything has clearly been more damaging than the virus itself
we'd sooner just disregard the much smaller minority at risk.

or sooner just disregard phase 3 trials and just start vaccinating people. I mean it's not like we can't extrapolate safety data from other vaccines with the same adjuvant anyways, like are there cases where the mRNA itself would even trigger a nasty allergic reaction? The real concern with the vaccine is whether it actually stays effective past several weeks, no way we can afford to booster doses for everyone every couple months after all.

but hey, what could be more expensive? a 2nd lockdown or vaccinations every couple months for populations at risk?

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>corona
>second wave

>> No.21471184

>>21470061
Erik

>> No.21471185

>>21469985
I love showering. Makes me feel alive.

>> No.21471235

>>21469985
i wageslave at a restaurant so i gotta wash the fry smell off

>> No.21471256

>>21471134
>However >>21471005 is forgetting about schools, which have to stay open so parents can work, and kids are already showing to be just as vulnerable to GETTING it, but being asymptomatic, and will spread to parents etc.
The school situation is a fucking nightmare. Keeping them closed forces working parents to choose between child endangerment and unemployment.
But keeping them open guarantees that every family will get corona at the same time.
I personally think they have to kept open. There are jobs that can't be done remotely. What do construction workers do? Nurses? For fuck's sake, society needs working parents to run. The economy needs people. Everyone seems to be forgetting this. There's this bizarre idea that it can run without us
Normally when school is out, parents can dump their kids in daycare/summer camp/what-have-you. Now there's nothing. No school and no alternative.
My personal suspicion is that, due to public pushback, schools with reopen. Teachers might vocally protest, but middle-aged suburban white women are all powerful. better at getting their way than any other American demographic

>> No.21471284

>>21470766
sorry cant no watch serial killer dockies anymore they make me want touch self to guro >_<;
trying kick that habbit

>> No.21471286
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21471286

Anyone holding or swinging leveraged ETFs right now? Or stuff like SILJ and PSLV? dumped some money into silver and ETFs last week and want to know if I'm going to make it

>> No.21471291

>>21471071
outside of ridicilously overspeculated shit like Zoom, Shopify, Tesla, etc., what is your basis on a (presumably tech?) bubble?
shit like MSFT, AAPL, even fucking NVDA and AMD all have reasonably fair forward PE ratios. AMD may have a fucking 150+ PE ratios but you can't apply value pick mentality on something that's set to grow exponentially within the next 4 years as intel shitting the bed has basically given AMD free reign for that long (and who knows for how much longer potentially?). The server market share is fucking huge.

explain yourself. You sound like a boomer that is incredibly hesitant on tech and automatically thinking dot com 2.0 when the growth is much more clearer.

>> No.21471316

>>21469985
twice daily. at one point in my life I was doing three showers per.

>> No.21471322

With the death of Trump's brother about 10-20 minutes ago of an unknown illness what will the effects on the market be?

>> No.21471335

>>21471151
I found a copy of Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls (1995), maybe ppl might like that!
Doom Generation (1995) did have to end liek that, it wouldn't be "Gen X" enough to have a happy ending. Did Kurt Cobain have a happy ending? Of course not, he was murdered by that guy from The Mentors!

>> No.21471370

>>21471160
I don't necessarily disagree with you, but good luck getting people to go that route with vaccinations. I don't think a 2nd lockdown would be as extreme/chaotic now that many businesses have had months to figure out how to operate remotely, restaurants serve takeout, etc.

>>21471256
100% I guess we'll see how it goes.

>> No.21471373

>>21471322
I feel like the biggest, most real habbenings occur on Saturday nights.

>> No.21471394

>>21471284
uwu watch them with a girl like me..

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>>21471322
Only NothingBurgers die from NothingBurgers

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>>21471286
I'm holding HFU and HXU, both green. I'm planning to hold them at least for months and buy the dips. Considering HZD (inverse silver) sometime in the future when I better understand what is happening with that shitcoin metal.

>> No.21471494

>>21471335
Yeah but that was especially odd. And I wonder if it ended like that or if whatever Araki had planned was cut?

The emasculation scene, was fucking intense and fucked. And when you saw rose in the flashes at the end of the sequence, showing she was the wine weilding the clippers after the first guy...

What were they saying? Something about civilization’s emasculating influence?

That he had to go along with the more Chadly man taking his gf because objection would be death? That we all are living like that, settling while the spoils go to the “chads” who can pick freely?

>> No.21471514

>>21471256

I'm out of touch because fuck kids, but is it really that bad to leave kids at home for online schools? Obviously not if they're like 5 and under, but only parents that have super young kids without an older kid to babysit, and both parents are gone at the same time would have issues

>> No.21471524

>>21471322
Kek they’re not going to tell us it was COVID?

Herman Cain died from COVID.

>> No.21471580

I hope trump blames the CHINESE virus for his brother's death

>> No.21471604

>>21471370
faced with imminent death if the virus really gets that bad and vaccines are actually effective, i don't see why anyone would refuse the vaccines that will stop them from worrying about a fatal virus (to them) that is as stealthy as a common cold

besides retard anti vaxxers, but they're an issue even before corona. Like who the fuck thought measles would ever make a comeback? Fucking retard fraud doctor is a literal mass murderer now with his fraud "research" article, not that anti vaxxers care that it has long been debunked.

>> No.21471677

So with USPS getting fucked hard, is WKHS kill?

>> No.21471696

I literally lost my entire life savings gambling in the stock market. I'm unironcially financially ruined. But I'm only 26, so there's still time to get my life in order. Fuck stocks. I'm going to put my money into chainlink now.

>> No.21471721

>>21471514
I think 12+ would be fine. It's generally just not good practice or safe. If both parents are working (or, let's be real, half the cases are of single mothers or divorced parents), who will get the kids to actually do their schoolwork? How will they feed themselves? etc. As the other anon said, daycare/childcare is also an issue, as are after-school daycamps or activities which many parents rely on to keep their kids in a monitored environment until they get out of work

>>21471580
Imagine if he gets super enraged and goes scorched earth kek'

>>21471604
Well you talked about skipping trials, there would be no confidence that the vaccines were effective in that case, so I think the majority of people, not just antivaxxers, would be hesitant.

>> No.21471734

>>21470654
>listening to music while trading

I don't want anything to distract me or influence my emotions while I'm trading.

Save that shit for after you're done working.

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>>21471677
Horse has been dead, friend. It was just a pump and dump.

>> No.21471751

Fucking halts and pattern day trade rules fucking cost me everything. Fuck this Jewish ponzi scheme bull shit. You fucking retards are not even good at trading; there is no luck or skill involved in this manipulated game. It's a zero sum game where insider traders dictate everything. Fuck off.

>> No.21471766

>>21471514
I think it's illegal if the kids are under 12.
Even responsible young kid can still be dumb as fuck sometimes. My sister was a really bright kid who was smart 99.999% of the time. But once, when she was 10 and no one was around, she decided she wanted to cook. So, she gathered every candle in the house and made a precarious stack, and lit them all, because she was curious if she could cook food with it. I walked upstairs and there was just this melting, barely balanced fire hazard in the middle of the kitchen counter.
If you leave home everyday, eventually your kids will do something like that. Its only a matter of time

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Movie night movie night! Get in here!
>>21471494
Hehe actually I have no idea. I'm pretty convinced that the motif of severing a body part is important, maybe the castration was similar to DFW's thing about how "aids reminds us nothing about sex is casual"; James Duval is punished after giving into Jonathan Scheach's advances and having a 3some. I took Duval to be an outside figure to Schaech's dreamlike, violent, nighttime hyperreality while McGowan was kinda liminally part of both their worlds. I dunno :o

>> No.21471793

>>21471696
learn from your mistakes. at least you understand you were gambling instead of just storing money in safe bets.
divide your portfolio responsibly. If you need to sate a gambling addiction, then at the very least limit it to 10% of your portfolio or something (for options/penny stocks/other speculations) and leave the 90% in long-term holds of decent bluechip stocks or ETFs entirely (like SOXX or even ARKQ)

or gamble into cryptocurrency. Sounds like you were already gambling into the equivalent of cryptocurrency volatility in stock markets anyways though

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>>21471696
>>21471751
Why are you mad at us when you made poor decisions and/or got unlucky? Maybe you should have just invested instead of trying to daytrade.

>> No.21471886

>>21471751
You could have just bought 100 of various stocks and sold covered calls

>> No.21471887

Parents won't leave their kids at home by themselves with a computer/tablet. If I was a horny 15 yr old I know damn well what I'd be doing with that computer and school work wouldn't be it. (Actually now porn watching is tame compared to a lot of shit out there, sadly. Talk about fucking up a kid mentally)

>> No.21471925

>>21471721
>Well you talked about skipping trials, there would be no confidence that the vaccines were effective in that case, so I
we know they're effective up to like 50 days, which is why at the very least it might be possible to do a very makeshift vaccine (with booster doses every couple months).
obviously this is not practical at all for the general population, and covid is not bad enough to warrant such extreme measures anyways.

heck for people who really want makeshift vaccines to protect themselves, the rich ones would have already made their way into phase 2/3 vaccine trials anyways. just useless rambling on my part

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>>21471751
>make bad life choices
>not having disposable income saved
>imagine thinking he isn't allowed to have anything money can buy regardless of price and be mad about it

Guess not owning a Lamborghini also makes you mad?

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>>21471394
okay :3 but if you end up strangled it you fault

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>>21471322
pls no

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21472138

>>21469985
Shave my head every day like a Shaolin monk and then shower so I dont get itchy neck.

>> No.21472154

>>21471958
can you imagine how fucking spoiled someone must be to be whining about their failed trading in the stock market when having access to it pretty much mean you're already living in easy mode. Practically a cheat code if you're not retarded about it, also means you're not stuck in a shitty slave job in a third world country if you even have the leisure to play stocks

>> No.21472159

>>21471751
I just hold SPY I don't even know why I come here

>> No.21472169

>>21469985
Before covid 2-3 a day after about once a week.

>> No.21472189

>>21472154
>when having access to it pretty much mean you're already living in easy mode
go live in a gulag you communist trash

>> No.21472200

>>21472159
bruh, live a little, get some tech/semiconductor focused ETFs

>> No.21472223

>>21472189
why would i want that
i am grateful to be living in easy mode and hopefully becoming a transhumanist in 50 years or so

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>>21471322
>Someone dies 10 minutes ago
>Kike worrying about the market implications

The absolute state of you people

>> No.21472261

>>21470817
yeah sure ENRON was a failure but it changed nothing

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>>21472225
>The absolute state of you people
Nature of the game.

>> No.21472331

>>21471751
Just do spreads lol

>> No.21472339
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>>21472225
The stock market benefits from Nazism until you underestimate the number of tanks Russians can produce.

>> No.21472372

>>21471767
Duval was the outsider? He was the first character we encounter, when everything was “normal” before X came crashing into their lives.

>>21472339
Socialist trash don’t have real stock markets.

>> No.21472393

>>21472159
Psst. Hey kid, want some leveraged ETFs?

>> No.21472445

absolute clown market this is when wkhs is $15 per share / 1.6b market cap and retarded garbage like nkla is $45 per share / 18b market cap

>> No.21472551
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what should I start The Wheel with? KO? TSM?

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>>21472339
>owning stocks during global total war, of a nation with two fronts on its physical borders

Stock market is supposed to be a sharing equity in a business, you fucking faggots play it as a game and are going to get burned by the semites that run the casino

>> No.21472627

>>21471696

I hear some sob stories like this, and I can only be curious what you had your stocks in. Even if you didn't go the smart route and have most of your money in index funds, did EVERY company you invested in go bankrupt or something? Even if you lose 60% of your worth, you can still hold onto that 40 and wait for an economic boom, or just cut your losses which is still way better than financially ruined.

>> No.21472669

>>21469892
Compound interest sucks for the first 5 years. Wait until you’ve been getting 10% returns as well as depositing a good amount into the account every month.

>> No.21472680

Anyone in here a long term investor? Like 7+ years? If so how has stocks treated you? Any interesting stories?

>> No.21472695

>>21472035
Stop watching guro anon. You will thank yourself in the future

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>>21472627
these people going bankrupt are usually playing with options
if all you do is literally buy stocks, its nearly impossible to lose it all. even if you tried to create the worst performing portfolio you could, you'd probably lose less than 50%

>> No.21472710

>>21472393

You get away from him right now. Don’t try to corrupt the pure

>> No.21472717

>>21472590
>t. too scared to pull the trigger on stocks
Life is a riskier casino. You can make much more costly mistakes poorly choosing your education, employment or who you marry. A bad stock you can dump in seconds.

>> No.21472722

>>21472627
Options degeneracy

>> No.21472800

>>21471322
>revealed that Biden camp had Trump's brother killed
>just part of ongoing attempts to deal as much damage on Trump before November
>VIX to 1000

>> No.21472808

Is it possible that way too many people will start piling into index funds so all of the money that's in the stock market goes towards a bunch of index funds that only focus on the top 1% of companies and the whole stock market economy gets hyper focused on FAANG with other companies loosing any relevance or value?

>> No.21472834

>>21472808
no retard

>> No.21472843

>>21472808
that is basically happening anon

>> No.21472870

>>21472808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv0pJh8mFk0

>> No.21472907

>>21472225
t. retard

>> No.21472920

>>21472843
>>21472870
that's not the same thing or the question retards

>> No.21472958

>>21472035
ok that's ok..strangle me pls

>> No.21472962

>>21471291
Tech bubble applies to speculative shit like TSLA zoom etc. However some companies like Apple are verging on becoming speculative companies. The moment you buy a stock because “it can totally make me rich in a couple years”, you’re buying into a speculative bubble.

>> No.21472982

>>21472717
You must have the foresight of a dog

>> No.21473098

>>21472982
You must not know anyone who suddenly died for no good reason. Or ever had a major career choice or other goal you had to weigh the probabilities on. Everything in life is trying to make the choices that put the odds in your favor.

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>>21472551
TNA, no it's not a wrestling stock

>> No.21473104

>>21472696
>if all you do is literally buy stocks, its nearly impossible to lose it all. even if you tried to create the worst performing portfolio you could, you'd probably lose less than 50%
this, as long as they dont touch margin trading blindly so even in the literal worst case scenario, a retard will just turn his portfolio to zero dollars which is better than being in debt. that's nothing.

>> No.21473120

>he bought Apple at the top

>> No.21473137

>>21473120
>he bought apple before the split

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>>21472982
We're here to discuss stocks not your mother.

>> No.21473186

>>21473137
>he didn’t buy all his Apple shares in December 2018 and March 2020
TiMe iN bEaTs TiMiNg... said every retard

>> No.21473230

>>21473186
>implying i was in the market at that time

>> No.21473278

>>21473120
>zooms out
>literally any point you buy is the top
fucking. shitbrained. retard

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21473281

Why does Apple stock keep going up?

>outdated tech
>last innovation was in 2008
>software compatibility issues

It should be steady, but no reason to slowly crawl up

>> No.21473290

I'm all in on horsie

>> No.21473343

>>21473290
good idea, be ready to have your networth halved even when they receive 25% of the usps contract, because the amount of retards that hold shares in it can destroy the price with extremely little volume and few trades

>> No.21473373

>>21473230
>being this new
Lmao. You started buying stocks at the top of a bubble

>> No.21473376

is there a better total market ETF than VTI? how much of my portfolio should I make VTI if that's the best option? Trying to pick two other ETFs as well, probably QQQ being one of the other two

>> No.21473396

>>21472962
dont look at apple as just some software/hardware company. Their loyal ecosystem is a huge deal as much as i hate to admit it, even if they're overhyped with the stock split news, you'd still be safe if you have a "couple years" outlook that you mock

sure it might dip like -20% or something in the same timeframe, but it's not like overly speculated shit like weed was where peak bagholders will NEVER get back to their cost basis within 10 or even 20 years if at all since these big ones are all ultimately just shitty agriculture companies. That's prob the most recent actual bubble pop we've had. Next one will probably be whatever pop we'll get with speculating pharmaceutical stocks.

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>>21473290
>Buying horse

Setting your money on fire would be a more satisfying way to destroy your money desu

>> No.21473450

>>21473396
The next pop is Covid stocks. Shopify, zoom, etsy, shit like that. Ridiculously overvalued

>> No.21473470

>>21473281

Do you think normies care about any damn thing you green texted? 99.8% of the population don't even know what a single word you typed out means

>> No.21473480

>>21473281
Not sure

>Sent from an iPad mini

>> No.21473491

>>21473098
Very few things are unpredictable. That is why they are unpredictable.

>> No.21473516

>>21470586
Trading Places

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>>21472800
>he thinks the presidential election matters

>> No.21473527

>>21473415
are you retarded?

>> No.21473562

>>21473373
i know

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>>21473281
Why would anyone care about that?
I’m to busy with the funny things in life.

>> No.21473573

>>21473450
i agree with that.
i just dont agree with putting Apple in the same basket as those. i think i already mentioned it earlier but I wouldn't even consider AMD in the same basket as Shopify, zoom etc either even if their PE ratios may suggest otherwise (although i dont see the point of buying AMD over TSM)

>> No.21473584

So when biden wins, and republicans freak out and start buying guns because they are paranoid that biden will burn the second ammendment, how can I profit?

>> No.21473617

>>21473584
You're probably late to the party on firearm stocks. Those hit the gas immediately following the mini apples riots.

>> No.21473623

>>21469985

once every 4 days because the girlfriend starts to complain if I don't shower often

>> No.21473639

>>21473376
>is there a better total market ETF than VTI?
No.
>how much of my portfolio should I make VTI if that's the best option?
Some people do 100%.

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>>21473100
I am just learning about The Wheel and cash covered puts and all that and I need some help solidifying my understanding ...

So BAC trades at $26.47 now, and by 21 AUG 20 I do NOT think BAC will be above $29. And yet...if I sell / write a 29 strike 21 AUG 2020 put I can make $251 in premium. I can then expect to get assigned, thus having to buy BAC at $29/share = $2,900. Can't I just turn right around and sell those 100 shares of BAC back on the market for ~$2,900 and keep my whopping $251 premium? The worse case scenario (i.e. me getting assigned) seems OK to me even if I don't like holding 100 BAC because I can just turn around and sell it. What am I missing here?

>> No.21473690

>>21473376
/smg/ is gonna shit on me, but MCHI, especially if Biden gets elected

>> No.21473717

>>21473639

how is vti better than spy or voo, which is where I parked most of mymoney?

>> No.21473820

>>21473641
no. if i understand your question right, in the scenario where your $29 puts get assigned that means BAC is below $29 so even if you sold immediately it would be at a loss because you'd be buying at $29 and selling for less than $29. if you don't think BAC will go above $29 you want to sell $29 calls, not puts.

>> No.21473848

>>21473623
>girlfriend

>> No.21473881

>>21473820
thank you, clears up my understanding completely. I as the put writer, upon being assigned, have to buy the stock at the STRIKE PRICE, which is not the same as the MARKET PRICE.

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>>21473573
>Shopify, zoom etc either even if their PE ratios
>AMD
ah this guy is back!

Intel was the "safe" pick, judging from P/E ratios...
Intel was not overvalued at all, right??

And shopify is LITERALLY pets.com!

>> No.21473941

>>21473717
If you look at the top holdings, they are pretty much the same. Any total-market ETF will mostly be made up of the top 500 companies due to them inherently being such a large part of the market. VTI has some small cap exposure which brings more volatility in exchange for like 0.1% more gains.

Michael Burry has claimed that there is a passive index fund bubble from millions of Americans just blindly putting part of every paycheck into the top 500 companies, so if you're a doomer and believe it could pop someday then maybe the diversity of VTI would be beneficial.

>> No.21473981

>>21473941
Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-04/michael-burry-explains-why-index-funds-are-like-subprime-cdos

>> No.21474055

>>21473941
ETFs are gay anyway. Be a man and pick stocks or just get a mutual fund

>> No.21474062

>>21473941
>>21473981
Here are the holdings.
500 companies:
https://investor.vanguard.com/etf/profile/overview/VOO/portfolio-holdings
3500 companies:
https://investor.vanguard.com/etf/profile/overview/VTI/portfolio-holdings

>> No.21474091

Getting out of crypto.
What are some meme stocks?

>> No.21474102

>>21474062
508 technically.

>> No.21474110

>>21474055
mutual funds underperform ETFs

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>>21473623
You should shower daily if you can. I know some people don’t have access to daily showers. If you DO, you should.

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>>21474091
Keep a small stack of OXT. Sell the rest it’s all over valued.

look at big tech and oil. Warning. Oil stocks are not likely to rise sharply tomorrow. It might take months

>> No.21474164

>>21474055
>calls etfs gay but suggest mutual funds instead
dear lord smg is literal shitbrain zone during this hour. you have a fucking garbage truck inside your skull instead of a brain

>> No.21474172

I'm just getting into investing soon. How is this for a hypothetical spread?

>High risk (33%)
- LTC ($400)
- ETH ($400)
- Virgin galactic ($400)
- Gold ($400, only if dip)
>Mid risk (33%)
- Protolabs ($320)
- Thermo Fisher Scientific ($320)
- Alternative Harvest ETF ($320)
- Tencent ($320, or ByteDance if IPO)
- Square ($320)
>Low risk (33%)
- NextEra Energy ($400)
- Brookfield Infrastructure Partners ($400)
- American States Water ($400)
- Johnson & Johnson ($400)

Might swap LTC for XRP and buy some yuan. Also interested in junk bonds but need to research more.

>> No.21474197

>>21473981
>Michael Burry
yes, I can't wait for him to be right about index funds, GameStop, and Men's Warehouse!!

>> No.21474215

>>21473890
ok dude, i literally just said AMD is still a good pick where you can "ignore" its PE ratio because PE ratios are obviously not everything.
and no, Intel was a shit pick based on fundamentals alone. A prime example of why you don't just base fundamentals on financials alone. They continue to be stubborn and sticking with immersion lithography when there's clearly inherent flaws trying to make it work with 10 nm and lower, instead of just adapting to EUVL fast enough like TSM and Samsung.

i still wouldn't touch intel right now because there's nothing going for Intel right now for the foreseeable future. Even with outsourcing to TSM, we still have no idea how they're going to redesign their lineups to fit those processes.

>> No.21474218

>>21474172
I think many would agree that it's just spread too thin. at this rate just put all your money into SPY or QQQ.

>> No.21474220

>>21474172
just go all in 100% tqqq with your pennies instead of this retarded collection of trash

>> No.21474232

>>21474164
ETFs are gay that’s why. Pick individual stocks like a man or just pussy out and get a mutual fund.

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>>21473281
Apple is one of the most future proofed companies in the world. I predicted this years ago. People need to stop going on /g/ for computer advice.

>outdated tech
Flat out wrong. In fact they are so far ahead they are going to put their own CPUs in their computers now.
>last innovation was in 2008
iPod style fads are done yes, but most of their new products have been successful.
>software compatibility issues
Only gayming doesn't work on Mac. Literally everything else has a Mac version.

Also they are pro privacy, one of the only companies to be so.

>> No.21474255

>>21474232
fucking absolute moron

>> No.21474263

>>21474172
you act like you're dealing with a 7 figure portfolio here

>> No.21474299

>>21474241
Audio and music people keep getting buggered by Apple.

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21474355

Is getting rich a good way to stop being ugly? How are dudes like Bezos and Elon more attractive now than they were 20 years ago?

>> No.21474358

>>21474215
and shopify has a bright future as well, I'm sure big tech would pay car out the ass for them but they can stand on their own.

I'd say it's similar for zoom, but I regard their CEO as a likely CCP operative, and wonder if trump will gun for them too.

>>21474241
>Apple is one of the most future proofed companies in the world
maybe future proofed, but maybe not trade-war proofed.

>> No.21474381

>>21474355
You probably won't get stressed over money issues so I guess money brings happiness

>> No.21474403

Have you been accumulating the next global reserve currencies?
Gold
Silver
AMZN shares

>> No.21474425

>>21474355
>eat better
>have to care about appearance somewhat as public figures, have access to stylists and trainers, can get their teeth fixed / cosmetic procedures etc

>> No.21474426

>>21474355
elon got a hair transplant and bebos removed all hair. that's how

>> No.21474563

Will HKDUSD unpeg?

>> No.21474573

>>21474241
i have no doubt apple is doing pretty fucking well with their engineers. These megacap techs poach the best engineers from smaller bluechips including intel and run a tug-of-war with other megacaps.
but im gonna say that microsoft has a bit of an edge over apple right now. How the fuck is the Xbox X for example apparently going to be capable of "12.155 teraflops"? Outside of nintendo being the oddball, dickwaving is what matters between sony vs microsoft in the larger scale of things for their console wars.
>https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2020-inside-xbox-series-x-full-specs
>The chip itself is a 360mm2 slice of silicon (significantly smaller than we speculated), that pairs customised versions of AMD's Zen 2 CPU core with 12.155 teraflops of GPU compute power.
heck, I might even just homebrew an Xbox X if it's possible and just make it a normal PC to replace my 4-year PC. Potentially much more cost-effective than building on my own.

not that the xbox is really a big part of microsoft's operations, but hey it could be a pretty big catalyst

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>mfw investing

>> No.21474604

>>21474573
**of course this is under the assumption that the Xbox X will be priced very competitively which it would have to be with consoles.

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>>21473524
Well if Biden wins
Im buying Chinese companies
America with all the SJW Woke bullshit isnt the future I want

>> No.21474691

>>21474218
So I'm retardedly diverse? I have some more money coming in but yeah I'm a poorfag, this was just what I was willing to lose at this minute. How much do you actually recommend to seriously enter the stock market? As morbid as this is my grandma is 96 and I'll get about $50k when she dies.

>> No.21474806

>>21474691
You can and should enter the stock market with as much or as little money as possible. How much do you have now?

>> No.21474823

>>21474682
based news

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21474831

Good work

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>>21474573
Right now Microsoft is bigger, but they don't have the future proofing. If you were a big jew investor and had to hold Microsoft or Apple for the next 20 years you would pick Apple. Windows 10 is a disaster and all the good engineers left. Rumor has it most people at Microsoft don't even know what half the code is for. They just supplant features with new features because they can't fix shit. That's why you have two control panels in Windows 10. It's all fucking pajeets there, unironically look at the CEO. I can't remember how much of their income is analytics too but it's a lot. The only Microsoft product that is the standard anymore is Office. Which every normie still fucking uses, so that's something. In general they are the Sony of computing, riding off the successes of decades ago.

>> No.21474898

>>21474573
>Outside of nintendo being the oddball
You mean the family friendly one that all the moms are buying to keep their idiot bastard kids busy with wholesome fun?

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>>21473641
If it stays below 29 you will get assigned and be down $251 or more if it went past your break even, so you already lost your premium and now own 100 shares of bac at $29 and selling calls above 29$ isn't profitable.
Only way you win is if it actually went above 29 at AUG21 expiration.

>> No.21474946

>>21474691
>>21474806
Never mind I’m retarded. With ~$5000 you shouldn’t be picking that many companies. Research like 10 companies you like, pick like 2-3 of them you like the most and go in on those.

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>>21472696
holy heckies I was about to ask why the option buyer is Anthony Cumia then I remembered he talked about longing AAPL earnings with calls in like 2006! Who made this that has so much knowledge of the O&A universe that they could pull that out :OOOO
>>21474831
>4444
oh no

>> No.21475021

>>21474848
well my point was that microsoft definitely has competent engineers judging by how the xbox x is shaping out to be.
dunno about windows itself though honestly. i should have been more specific and clarified im only talking about microsoft's hardware engineers since that's all i was interested in.

frankly once i figure out what the best tech ETFs suit me the best. I'll just pick whatever has good exposure to both, no sense trying to coinflip between them, i don't have a crystal ball.
right now im eyeing HQU as some anon recommended last thread or something since im in Canada and dont want to have to do norbert's gambit everytime I want to invest more money

>> No.21475051

>>21474848
How much of a factor do you guys weigh a company President's credentials in buying a stock

>> No.21475054

>>21474946
disagree
what if he picks the next Wirecard?
you should own a minimum of 10 more or less evenly distributed stocks in case one of them goes bust, size of capital doesn't matter since fractional shares have been a thing

>> No.21475097

>>21474403
>the next global reserve currencies
contracts will be settled in shares of the nasdaq composite ETF, QQQ.

You will measure your worth in how many Q's you own.

>> No.21475178

>>21475054
This is retarded. Your gains will be shit. At that point just buy an ETF.

>> No.21475179

>>21475054
Not if you’re that new. You can open new positions as your money increases. With less than $5k you’re just wasting your time having 15 positions. Slowly gain money from investments and from your job or wherever you get money, and slowly add more positions as you acquire more money. A beginner just jumping into 15 positions he doesn’t really know anything about is a way to go nowhere.

>> No.21475308

Selling LEAP Puts on Jets? It's still low from the initial crash because air travel hasn't picked back up yet but I Imagine in Jan or June of next year planes will be flying more people around.

>> No.21475309

what do we think of 40% VTI, 25% FNGU, 25% TQQQ, and 10% SLV?

>> No.21475313

>>21475178
>Your gains will be shit.
at least he'll have gains
many people give up investing because they pick too few stocks and lose money. If you disagree I'm sure you're just looking at survivorship bias, maybe it worked for you and you kept investing, you just got lucky dude, 90% give up.

plus no one who does not know accounting should pick stocks and call it investing. if you don't know basic accounting, if you can't read quarterly reports, you're just gambling.

>> No.21475404

>>21475313
It’s literally retarded for someone with less than $5k to hold more than 4 stocks. Just get an ETF at that point. Better to actually research a handful of companies and know what you’re buying into instead of just diversifying for the sake of diversifying.

>> No.21475419

>>21475179
>A beginner just jumping into 15 positions he doesn’t really know anything about is a way to go nowhere.
you have a point there, when I say he should have 10+ positions, I mean after a lot of research. That's why I stopped stock picking, too much work for me with bellow market (but still positive) payoff.

>> No.21475457

>shitcoin holders actually believe their 50k USD worth of coins will be worth >1m in 5 years

this is delusional right? i'm better off investing in boomer and tech stocks right?

>> No.21475576

>>21475457
the only way for crypto (or metals) to go up is if other people are convinced to buy them. that's why they have a natural inclination to shill everything they hold, all the fucking time.
unlike stocks where if suddenly no one buys stocks, the company keeps running, you're just gonna see higher and higher yield %s.

>> No.21475600

>>21469985
If I have a reason to leave the house then I'll shower in the morning on that day. I shower every two days if I don't have anything going on.

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>>21475404
the fuck?
no. especially if there's something he's interested in and knowledgable about.

He could buy 1k worth of 5 different stocks, that's perfectly reasonable. Though I'd encourage at least one of those is either QQQ, SPY, or VTI.

>>21475576
Not so much with gold and somewhat silver, since there is steady demand from central banks and fluctuating demand from manufacturing.

>> No.21475698

>>21469796
Wash sale means you can't apply losses on subsequent trades in the same stock for 30 days, to your total capital gains. If you lost $3k, and then lose another 1k (by buying high and selling low) you can't deduct those losses from your taxable gain of 3k. You pay taxes on the gain of 3k and the 1k you just lost.

>> No.21475721

>>21475666
5 is reasonable. I’m just saying it’s retarded for a new investor to just grab a bunch of companies he doesn’t really know anything about for the sake of diversification.

>> No.21475752

>>21471256
>For fuck's sake, society needs working parents to run.

Just leave them in the car with an iPad and a bottle to piss in. Jesus Amerifats make everyone think they aren't going to do this.

>> No.21475798

>>21469985
I do twice a day

>> No.21475806

>>21471696
Maybe investing is not for you friend. Look at your options, its not that bad. Seriously.

>www.oregonlottery.org/winners/

>> No.21475821

>>21469985
I stopped showering because my skin is bad. I'm trying to get it back to normal.

>> No.21475903

>>21471256
Multi-generational households are based and redpilled. Grandparents watch the kids while parents are at work. Social support network sticks together. Save money on housing. Economies of scale.

>> No.21475905

>>21474241
All it takes is one dirty bomb and AG Barr can open Apple up like a can of beans

>> No.21475949

>>21475179
>>21475313
>>21475404
>>21475419
I know this is conflicting informatoon but thanks for the advice anyway guys. I actually did do a lot of research into this, but having fewer investments might help reduce the stream of information I need to follow to be up-to-date. I think I might just throw $1000 into crypto which I'm willing to gamble, and 50% of rest into a decent ETF and 50% into 3-5 stocks with consistent growth and expansion which I really believe have a future. My low risk shit right now can be cash, when I make more from my job I can branch out and buy utilities. I feel like if Biden wins there'll be a dip where I can buy, if not I won't have to worry about CGT rising. Thanks again.

>> No.21475965
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21475965

>>21474355
Jeff is a work in progress. Next, he should either enhance/upgrade the right eye or just sew the fucker shut and let a team figure out the depth perception

>> No.21475981
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21475981

Why aren’t you guys day trading?

>> No.21475989

>>21475981
oy vey goy, give me that volume

>> No.21476019

>>21475981
Those look like forex charts lmao

>> No.21476038

>>21475404
shit i know someone with a $100K+ portfolio into literally 50:50 TSM:AMD before the corona dip. Now it would be $150K+ and he's just brainlessly holding not worrying about swingtrading (if you blatantly daytrade and make massive gains in a TFSA, it gives ammo for CRA to tell you you suddenly have to pay business taxes on a tax-free savings account, which is why he just longterm holds everything now that his TFSA's big enough to potentially be flagged)

he's basically /g/, don't have to do DD on everything, just gotta do enough DD to make a few decent picks. I still think he's crazy for not putting a portion of it in ETFs though.

>> No.21476083

>>21475965
Belles palsy from xxx. Stanley Druckenmiller and Charlie munger have it.

>> No.21476106

>>21475313
I've consistently had annualized gains of 80% over six, going on seven, years.

I didn't "get lucky". I never advise anyone who asks me to individually stock pick because most people are emotional and retarded. Your average investor is better off buying ETFs and doing seasonal adjustments as the business cycle changes.

Unless you're going to treat trading like a full time job and put hundreds or thousands of hours into doing DD and learning how to trade properly, you should just stick to ETFs. All these idiots with their baby bux ports and 20 different positions are LARPing as wolves of wall street but in actuality they're just severely underperforming the market with retarded picks and " diversification ".

>> No.21476150

>>21475054
>own europoor stocks

Lmao, ok

>> No.21476247

What are some meme 100x moonboy stocks

>> No.21476269

>>21476247
PRPL

>> No.21476290

>>21476038
My TFSA went from around 39k CAD in March to 118k, mostly just through holding TSLA. I have a margin account for everything else.

>> No.21476294

>>21476247
NAK

>> No.21476342

>>21476247
SOXL

>> No.21476372

>>21473281

Investments from Mossad, they're official partners and have agreed to share their encryption tech with Pegasus. They're more or less state sanctioned at this point, too big (important) to fail.

>> No.21476423

>>21476019
Why is forex frowned upon?

>> No.21476519

>>21476290
definitely watch out now that you are in the 6 figure range. Stick to longterm holds and avoid swingtrading blatantly in a TFSA.
https://www.moneysense.ca/save/investing/cra-tfsa-accounts-court/

really fucking sucks we have a fucking 40% capital gains tax outside of a TFSA though. Meanwhile some countries only pay like 15% or less in the top bracket / capital gains.
when your TFSA eventually goes to 200K+ or 300K+, you dont want to give CRA any excuse to go back like a 5 years back and suddenly tell you you owe them capital gains taxes

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>>21475981
>4 monitors

>> No.21476578

>>21476546
how you know it's a noob that doesn't even beat spy
just wastes times staring at useless garbage graphs and random shit all day

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>>21476106
If only this post was directly after yours >>21476247

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new

>>21476841
>>21476841
>>21476841

>> No.21476946

>>21476873
>suck my dick for a million dollars

>> No.21476981

>>21476873
There's still 60 posts to go retard

>> No.21477028

>>21473290
You are owning a pumo and dump stock after the pump. Very smart!
>gets upset when he gets called a retard

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>lumber futures
LOL

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>>21476519
Yeah, I've been playing it pretty safe. I had LEAPs at one point and got rid of them out of an abundance of caution because I don't want them to say that I'm speculating rather than investing. What is interesting is that the CRA has more legal cases where it argued that people were not running a business trading than in support of it, I guess mostly that's people trying to count their huge losses as capital losses. They try to play it both ways but think it's rare they 'catch' anyone. I've only ever heard a few horror stories where they went after someone's TSFA.

The capital gains tax sucks but the TSFA itself is a huge advantage that most people outside Canada would be envious of. My goal is to grow mine to a million and basically withdraw a bunch of tax free income each year to live off of. Fuck that RRSP boomer shit.

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21477218

I slept through movie night :/

>>21477110
they told me that money doesn't grow on trees...

>> No.21477345

>>21477179
>count their huge losses as capital losses
I meant as a business loss.

>> No.21477918

>>21469731
can foreigner get US stocks?

>> No.21477994

>>21474215
last I checked, intel is way more profitable than AMD. AMD became a cult stock because of Lisa Su.

>> No.21478347

>>21477918
Yes.