Chainlink Halving

[Anonymous No.21432283]

>Due to a technical failure Chainlink token (LINK) will be permanently downgraded to ERC-10
Yeah I think it's over

[Anonymous No.21432332]

>>21432283
Ah fuck! Not ERC-10!

[Anonymous No.21432344]

>>21432283
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21432372]

fuck bros its over

[Anonymous No.21433279]

You really thought this wasn't going to happen?

I sat by and watched LINK rise. I knew I could've bought in. But I didn't. Figured it had to die out. But it went up. And up. And fucking up. And I realized I missed out on the biggest opportunity of my lifetime because I belittled your stupid fucking memes and decided to choose more stabler coins. None of you idiots deserve the money you have. And that's why I decided to take it all away from you.

I contacted a buddy of mine to begin conducting wallet ID sniffing using a crypto backlogger. The decentralized blockchain works as a decentralized swimming pool; all of the decentralized water has to lead somewhere. Usually, the "water" can remain anonymous and encrypted. My buddy and I found an exploit that allows oracle backdoor maneuver pooling. This allows for complete unencrypted access into anyone's wallet.

But only for hot ones. To access cold wallets, we required the SQL% injection protocol. We began compiling numerous SQL% injection .ps1 files to execute in a Flood Fill algorithmic manner. We are scraping dry tens of thousands of LINK wallets, and there is nowhere you can hide.

You knew this day would come. Remember this lesson.

[Anonymous No.21433294]

ERC uses golf-style scoring. A lower score is actually more favorable.

[Anonymous No.21433326]

>>21432283
LINK still has the most upside potential. There is one caveat though - you need to look up how to safely Jelq if you're going to hold LINK for any significant amount of time. For the last 9 months I've been stacking LINK and I've also been Jelqing a ton too. It's like the price of LINK and the frequency at which I Jelq are somehow correlated. At work today, I hid in the bathroom three separate times to check the price of LINK and Jelq. By holding LINK I am literally compelled to Jelq, it's like I don't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.21433442]

>>21433326
Be sure to warm up with a set of hot towel wraps

[Anonymous No.21433546]

>>21433279
Based

[Anonymous No.21433584]

>>21432283
Nice spin but those who know, know.
The actual halvening is regarding mining rewards.

[Anonymous No.21433592]

>>21432283
damn guys we lost half our erc but i think we can still be ok with just 10 what do you think?

[Anonymous No.21433606]

>>21433326
>tfw jelq’d like twice when 13
Have big penor now. I like to think it played a part.

[Anonymous No.21433615]

>>21433279

[Anonymous No.21433638]

Insider here. $25 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21433650]

>>21432283
the fuck there goes half my make it stack

how will I look eoy with 5k link?

[Anonymous No.21433720]

>>21432283
Akshually it’s an erc-338.5

[Anonymous No.21433756]

>>21432283
Source

[Anonymous No.21433781]

>>21433279
Thats a cool story but check these

[Anonymous No.21433802]

>>21433756
Is this shit even true....

[Anonymous No.21433838]

>>21432283

[Anonymous No.21433854]

>>21433838
Kek

[Anonymous No.21433901]

>>21433838
That's a shooped tweet of I've ever seen one.

>t. 3LINKer

[Eric Holder No.21433907]

>>21432283
This board is like a Greatest Hits tonight.
Y'all bringing back the classics!

[Anonymous No.21434351]

>>21433279
You motherfucker

[Anonymous No.21434389]

>>21433279
NOOOOO WTF NOT THE OTHER HALF OF MY LINKIES

[Anonymous No.21434578]

>>21433901
How could you tell? Was it the pixels?

[Anonymous No.21434670]

>>21433279
give me back my goddamn linkies

[Anonymous No.21434706]

>>21432283
Wow, fud trannies at it again?
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.21435302]

>>21433326
based jelq poster

[Anonymous No.21435334]

>>21433279
This

[Anonymous No.21435343]

>>21432283
then we goto ERC-5