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>swipe right on every girl on Tinder
>no matches
>accidentally swipe right on a gay black dude
>1 match

>> No.21425591

>>21425566
Do it

>> No.21425841

>>21425566
Eh yo boi I found you on here, watss up man u cute

>> No.21425865

>>21425566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEA9-mEOZtA

>> No.21425883

>>21425566
you need to understand more about how Tinder works. If you swipe right on everyone your attractiveness rating goes down and you get basically shadowbanned

>> No.21425935

>>21425883
have you got conspiracy theories about tinder you tragic soul?

>> No.21425964

>>21425566
black guy here Are you a cute femboy? If so ill hit you up

>> No.21425966

>accidentally

>> No.21425980

>>21425566
Kek based

>> No.21425986

Because Tinder is daytrading for women and you are a low-value stock with no potential. You can sit there and try to sell your low quality stock to people, essentially camming women or you can actually get to work increasing your value.

But the true redpill is that if you are a man of value you aren't using Tinder because at that point you're just losing time and money to low quality women. A woman can increase her value simply by taking your attention away from higher quality women who wouldn't be using a dating app.

>> No.21425987

>>21425935
Its not a conspiracy theory its their business model retard

>> No.21425998

>>21425935
He's right though.

>> No.21426044

>>21425987
KEK google buisness model and fuck off biz you schiz loser

>> No.21426065

Racemixing with blacks is a sin in the eyes of God and obviously so is being a faggot. Neck yourself.

>> No.21426077

>>21425935
That's literally how their model works. How do you think potential matches pop up over others? It's an algorithm based on activity, your own right swiping, picture popularity, and timing.

Don't tell me you guys get on at 9am and swipe right every girl and wonder why you have no matches....?

>> No.21426096

>>21425566
Chainlink with him

>> No.21426135

>>21425566
you're shadow banned retard. you're basically acting like a bot and got dealt with. you may see girls but no one is seeing you. stop swiping right on everyone and take your time looking at these roasties. at least you wont match with an ugly or whale

>> No.21426206

>>21426044
this will be your last (You) from me but I'll try to explain this in a way that a subhuman knuckledragger like you can understand:
Tinder's revenue comes from premium subscriptions, they want desperate men to keep paying subscriptions in hopes they'll match with someone. So they want to ensure that desperate men stay desperate by preventing them from actually matching with anyone. If you trigger Tinder's algorithm to brand you as desperate you are setting yourself up for failure.

>> No.21426286

>>21425566
If you aren't paying premium neither are they. Dating Apps are jew shit, I have like 3 matches on bumble and since the app now tells you when you've rejected a match I've encountered fucking none of them.

It's true that the women who use such apps are the biggest whores (I.E they have such high expectations for men that none of the local suitors are good enough, so they've resorted to using an app to find the giga chads who use the app to fuck a different woman every night) but even then this is made worse by the level of jewry the apps put into making you pay.

>> No.21426433

I actually have been swiping right on every girl for the most part. For months lmao
Should I make a new account? Since I'm prolly shadowbanned
I have like 110 matches but that's from years of using it off and on

>> No.21426463

>>21426077
If that's the case wouldn't throwing money at them remove the ban because there would be no point to blocking a paying customer?

>> No.21426467

>>21425566
Lmao. Suck the dick, bigot.

>> No.21426488

>>21426433
They are on to this and if you aren't careful you will remain shadowbanned on your new account. you need a different phone number/facebook/ig/whatever and probably different pictures too.

>> No.21426533

>>21425566
>All my matches are black and or fat
And I'm a pretty chad, so something tells me these apps have some of the worst women imaginable.

>> No.21426535

>>21426463
If you pay for boosts you'll get some more matches because they marginally increase your visibility, but then they'll make it so you can't get matches without boosts. Its a carrot on a stick

>> No.21426536
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>>21425935
that's not a conspiracy theory that's how the app works you mong. the fucking point of the app is you don't know who you'll match with so if you swipe right on fucking everyone the algorithm makes you appear less often lest you get almost guaranteed matches.

>> No.21426569

>>21425566
dude if you really need twat, learn how to be an asshole, workout and send this EXACT message to every chick you match with on tinder. "wanna be my baby momma ::wink tongue emoji::. You will get twat. Snapchat them for 5 minutes, confirm pic, ask them to if they want to chill rn. Theyll say yes. Dont talk when they get there, ask them if they want to chill and watch some shit. Dont talk. If you arent smooth JUST SHUT UP. Get into your bed with only your pants and a t shirt on. The second they sit down you need to break the ice by just saying straight up - i dont let people wear pants in my bed. Take you hand and grab their ass, use your other hand to hold their neck and start slowly kissing them. If you dont know how to kiss, then just hold your breath and every 10 seconds or so move your mouth to their neck and lick it a little with the tip of your tongue up and down the side of it. give it a SLIGHT nibble and then go back to it. Remove all of their clothing entirely. Learn how to remove a bra and everything with one hand. keep your clothes on still, its a sign of dominance. I really dont feel like going into extreme detail on how to get them to suck your cock. just fucking do your thing, make sure they suck your cock first or its a waste of time. bust nut in them, dont ask questions. never ask questions. just do it. when your done dont fucking talk just fucking make sure you kiss them when youre coming if you do want a return customer. GLhf

>> No.21426605

>>21426488
what the fk do i do then anon
slowly start actually swiping?

>> No.21426666

>>21426605
Idk man I stopped using it a while ago, too busy memeing about shitcoins to go on dates. I had a lot of bad experiences with Tinder dates and it just wasn't worth it for me.

>> No.21426670

I’ve given two chicks from tinder golden showers

>> No.21426718

>>21426569
how to get a rape charge 101 if youre a sperg

>> No.21426818

>>21426605
Like bro even if you get matches half of the girls won't even reply, and you'll only get a phone number from half of the girls that do reply, and you'll only set up a date a date with half of those girls, and even then there's a good chance they'll either flake out or there won't be a second date for whatever reason.

>> No.21426953

>>21426666
holy checked
>>21426818
yeah i get it. i dont think i'd really want to have a serious relationship with a girl from tinder either. probably sounds retarded, since i'm on there too, but just feels weird to me. it's definitely more of a hookup thing in my mind

>> No.21427189

>>21426953
Just be aware of what the app is. Get on in the evening, spend 10 minutes actually paying attention when you swipe. If you can't do that, you really think someone would want to match with you?

Once matched, based on their profile slow play regardless. They say they don't know what they want? Means they wanna fuck, but you can't say it. Just ask about hanging out and direct it to a bar near their place or actually their place.

They say no hook ups in the profile? Means date 2 or 3 is go time. Regardless just bring up sociable topics based on her profile.

Also, don't be ugly.

>> No.21427240

>>21426666
Quads of truth. Roasties btfo by digits

>> No.21427417

>>21427189
Not having my own place makes it hard bro. As the guy I feel like a loser for living with my parents. Since I'm in the bay area, housing is fucking ridiculous
So we're not able to do much if they dont have their own place

>> No.21427455

>>21425841
https://youtu.be/AAjNjxjrm_g

>> No.21427591

Old tinder back in 2014-15 was actually fun before it got zogged and you had to pay

>> No.21427619

I like how OP made this thread as a complete shitpost but /biz/ turned into an actual useful discussion. This is why I read all the off topic threads here

>> No.21427626

>>21427417
Same here anon, I’m on the peninsula. Every girl I match with lives at home too

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21428057

1. Clean yourself up
2. Only have a couple of decent pics that show you doing something cool like hiking with friends
3. keep the conversations short and ask to meet up in person for coffee or something arbitrary like that

>> No.21428552

>>21427626
Alameda county here. God damn it is miserably hot today
But yeah it's hard to do anything intimate when neither of you have your own spot

>> No.21428616

>>21425566
Go get 'em, Tiger.

>> No.21428730

>>21425935
>bot filtering algos are a conspiracy theory

lmao it's very obvious what happened to you

>> No.21428766

>>21428552
>>21427626
just get a cheap motel (usually around 50$ per night). motel/hotel sex is better anyways. you can pound the bitch as hard as you want and she can moan and dirty talk as much as she wants. seriously give it a try. i literally make girls cheeks claps as loud as an actual hand clap lol. its basically porn sex

>> No.21428810

>>21425566
>switch to Men & Women to see if my shit is shadowbanned
>40 matches in an hour
>:^)
>all men
>:^(

>> No.21428840

>>21425986
nice redpill

>> No.21428897

>>21428766
not to mention you can set up a camera and record if you're into that.

>> No.21428956

>>21425566
make for bbc™

>> No.21428974

>>21428766
ah yeah. just looked it up and some motels around here for $70
seems kinda weird though, almost like youre paying for sex. have you ever split the bill or you just gotta suck it up and pay it

>> No.21429526

>>21428974
if its an uggo or fatty yeah we agree to pay half. otherwise i just suck it up, you have to, some of these girls are bangers so paying a few bucks is worth it for good pussy. there's also places that charge per hour if you want to go cheaper. another tip is when you get a room you check in as early as possible and have multiple women come over (make sure you set it up in advanced). like fuck one chick early then have the other come in like 2 hours later or something and then the other one a few hours after etc. depends on how much you need to rest after sex to get hard again

>> No.21429602

>liked by literally thousands of girls
>extremely picky
>match with maybe 5
>all boring and one ghost
Forever alone

>> No.21429766

>>21429526
how do you proposition that they gotta pay half without being a dick or whatever
just be like hey we can get a motel if you want to split it
im not saying i cant afford it but i dont wanna be paying $70 every time we fuck

>> No.21430276

>>21429766
yeah just tell them straight up. just tell them you can't host but found a room if she wants to split it. if it's a decent looking girl though you'll get ignored and she'll move on to someone that can actually host. if you don't want to pay every time you fuck a decent/hot girl then you're absolutely delusional. you have to be realistic about yourself and roasties. they have dozens of guys they know they're going to fuck and if one of them says something odd or cant host they'll move on to the next person on the list until they finally set up a for sure meet.

>> No.21430300

>>21426569
Based, this anon fucks. Women are whores and they all like to be degraded. I do what you wrote instinctively

>> No.21430369

>>21425566
Just say you want a blowjob and after you finish make your excuses and leave. You don't want it to be awkward.

>> No.21430778

>>21430276
good looks anon. yeah i guess you just have to bite the bullet and pay if she's decent looking.
how many hotties actually dont give a shit about fuckin in a hotel? they dont think its awkward or anything? of course its great for fucking but im sure some would be like wut you aint got your own place?