/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21345250]

Biz this kitten was meowing outside my house all day and I brought her in. What do??

[Anonymous No.21345267]

>>21345250

[Anonymous No.21345280]

buy her some link

[Anonymous No.21345286]

teach it to swing trade shitcoins

[Anonymous No.21345310]

ham and take her to a doctor or something

[Anonymous No.21345311]

get her the fuck out of that bucket wtf.
If u wanna keep her I guess let a vet check her up otherwise bringe her to an animal shelter

[Anonymous No.21345322]

>>21345267
SHE NEE SUM MILK

[Anonymous No.21345327]

Take her to a vet first off, looks like she has something wrong

[Anonymous No.21345333]

cute kot
get her some kitten milk and take her to vet

[Anonymous No.21345335]

>>21345267
keep cat, feed cat milk and meat or mashed YAM

[Anonymous No.21345350]

>>21345250
clean it
give it some milk
cats are really cool

[Anonymous No.21345355]

just keep her/him as a chainlink mascot. love it with all your heart though, cats are great. If you don't love it then link will crash.

[Anonymous No.21345363]

>>21345267
looks like it has an eye infection

[Anonymous No.21345366]

This kitten was abandoned by its mother. Typical reason is the mom is too young or starving herself.

You need to go to the pet store first thing in the morning. You gotta buy kitten formula and a bottle. It will run you about $40. If you don’t do this, this kitten will die.

Also give the kitty a soft towel for a blanket

[Anonymous No.21345370]

That cat needs some YAMs

[Anonymous No.21345369]

>>21345267
give her milk and sausages

[Anonymous No.21345388]

>>21345250
aww anon please take care of that kitten :( he/she looks like they've been having a tough time. Take it to the vet to make sure its not fucked up.

[Anonymous No.21345401]

>>21345250
If u have a soul you fred her then take her to the vet.

[Anonymous No.21345421]

>>21345366
checked, based vetanon

[Anonymous No.21345429]

>>21345250
Looks like u got a new friend anon congrats.

[Anonymous No.21345447]

>>21345310
100% tthis

[Anonymous No.21345462]

>take it to the vet

Good luck spending hundreds on a random ass cat. Gently clean it’s eyes with water. Keep it warm. Feed it kitten formula. Congratulations on your new best friend.


Also, if you’re thinking of re-homing it, don’t even bother. It’s impossible. The pound will euthanize it. Either it’s your new baby or just literally throw it as far as you can because without you it’s fucked.

[Anonymous No.21345488]

I gave her some cat milk earlier and now im about to give her some cat tuna. Good idea??

[Anonymous No.21345495]

Tokenize the cat and sell it through an ICO.

Then pull an exit scam.

[Anonymous No.21345507]

>>21345462
Based

[Anonymous No.21345509]

>>21345462
euthanasia is kinder than throwing it as far as he can to have it starve to death or end up in a dark web video

[Anonymous No.21345518]

She'd probably love tf out of some food and water -- maybe some cat food from a gas station or something? Please take her to a vet in the morning or when you can. If you want to keep her, awesome. If not, the vet could probably figure something out! Thanks for helping her!

[Anonymous No.21345552]

Buy $BRJ @BullRunJesus & CHILL
bullrunjesus.com

[Anonymous No.21345560]

>>21345267

[Anonymous No.21345561]

OP WE NEED AN UPDATE, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS

[Anonymous No.21345570]

>>21345250
kill it

[Anonymous No.21345611]

U already have a bucket now u just need some water

[Anonymous No.21345624]

>>21345250
having a cat is cucked. With that said you need to bring her to the vet to get rid of the fleas and fix whatever eye infection she has. If you do not fix the fleas your apartment will be infested

[Anonymous No.21345627]

Put a bell on it so she doesn’t kill any birds. Then feed her and stroke

[Anonymous No.21345637]

[Anonymous No.21345654]

>>21345488
Tuna might be hard on her stomach if she's as young as she looks, but it's probably the best thing you have in the house, so go for it anon.

[Anonymous No.21345657]

>>21345637
damn OP delivered

[Anonymous No.21345661]

>>21345637
based

[Anonymous No.21345682]

>>21345250
Get Coinbase pro
Buy LINK
Hold it
That’s literally all you need to do to be rich.

[Anonymous No.21345715]

>>21345682
Wrong thread. We are trying to murder a cat here and make it go viral to get rid of normies.

[Anonymous No.21345727]

>>21345627
like house sparrows and common starlings? please don't use a bell.

[Anonymous No.21345750]

>>21345637
looking at her eyes she has a kind of infection: Get her checked by a veto asap. if she can eat, she can heal.

[Anonymous No.21345751]

>>21345637
Based. Cats are chill low maintenance pets. You only need to give them food and clean the litterbox. Make sure to buy good quality food though. My one cat keeps catching birds from the balcony. Fucking savage.

[Anonymous No.21345754]

>>21345366
OP, don't be a faggot, confirm you're gonna do as vetanon here says, the suspense is fucking killing me.

[Anonymous No.21345916]

>>21345267
Make her some eggs

[Anonymous No.21345926]

>>21345637
I’ll pass you 2 link and 20 pnk if you take her to the vet for her eye infection

[Anonymous No.21345952]

>>21345637
Answer plox
>>21345926

[Anonymous No.21345960]

OP, go get some salt and grab out half a teaspoon of it, then mix it in a glass of boiled water and give it a taste to see if its too salty, you want it to be sorta-drinkable at least. You can then use the saline solution to wipe out and around the eyes of the kitten to hopefully get rid of all that shit in there if you aren't going to take it to the vet. Also put a bit of antiseptic cream around its eyes too, just a light layer to help them heal a bit better. If it keeps getting worse then you DEFINITELY have to take it to a vet to get it onto some form of antibiotics and a proper eyewash.
t. Vet Technician

[Anonymous No.21345982]

>>21345250
Congratulations you have a cat, judging by your question I guess you've never had one before, buy it food, a litter tray or just let it outside to shit, something for it to sharpen its claws on that isnt your furniture, besides that they largely take care of themselves, call it link

[Anonymous No.21345984]

>>21345637
I know I sound like a faggot, but fuck it
Dude, please take it to a vet to get its eyes checked out ASAP

[Anonymous No.21345988]

>>21345637
ANON IS AN ABSOLUTE CHAD.
Although keeping it in a bucket might be a bit harsh, it could have fleas for all you know and they're such a cunt to get rid of once they're in the carpets.
If you're gonna keep it, get some flea treatment ASAP, it's pretty cheap

[Anonymous No.21345989]

>>21345637
based
i was expecting bucket filled with water

[Anonymous No.21346009]

>>21345250
>>21345267
where is her mommey?

[Anonymous No.21346015]

>>21345267
Fuck anon, it's so cute! I want a kitten too but my mom wouldn't allow me.

[Anonymous No.21346055]

>>21345637
>>21345267
>>21345250
NAME IT STINKY AND PINKY NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.21346059]

>>21345280
this

[Anonymous No.21346067]

>>21345509
Throwing it was not the preferred plan. Just totally forget throwing it, it’s yours now OP.
Can we name it Linkie?

[Anonymous No.21346089]

Fed kitty some food and she has energy now. Shes walking around the house. Also wiped her eyes and it looks better

[Anonymous No.21346119]

>>21346089
Show pic of wiped eyes

[Anonymous No.21346122]

>>21346089
Fucking based, you're gonna make it. What are you gonna name it? I vote Linkie.

[Anonymous No.21346133]

>>21346089
I wonder if there's higher dimensional beings doing the same shit for us

[Anonymous No.21346136]

>>21346089
It’s about to take a big poo on your carpet

[Anonymous No.21346139]

>>21346089
See >>21345960 and I forgot to mention to do it every hour or two if possible. Blessed gains will come to you, anon.

[Anonymous No.21346155]

>>21345333
KURRRRWA

[Anonymous No.21346161]

>>21346089
Be sure to post update threads in the future anon. I want to stay in the loop!

[Anonymous No.21346163]

>>21345250
will it blend?

[Anonymous No.21346165]

>>21345250
Btw anon, if you keep that cat and do call it link then /biz will expect regular updates on its progress. If you hurt it I honestly wouldn't put it past the people on the board to pool resources and brain power to find you. Eg. 'Dont fuck with cats' the show

[Anonymous No.21346182]

>>21346089
Clean her and feed her.
Wish you best of lucks with your new fren

[Anonymous No.21346187]

call it linkie an take care of it and love it

[Anonymous No.21346201]

>>21346089
pls name it Linkie holy shit anon you legend

[Anonymous No.21346204]

take her to vet and show paperwork tomorrow/later (depending on your timezone) in a new thread. i'll send you crypto for cat stuff and the other anon will pay for the vet like he said. i'm sure other anons will send as well if you keep it

[Anonymous No.21346205]

>>21346089
Based.
Kek will reward this karma.
If linkie the cat pulls through then 1k eoy guaranteed.
If he doesn't, 1k end of decade.

[Anonymous No.21346223]

>>21346089
JUST

[Anonymous No.21346225]

for god sakes get it out of the fucking bucket dude

go get a giant box from behind a store or something

GIVE IT A BLANKET

google "how to take care of a cat"

[Anonymous No.21346230]

>>21345250
op here is some recipes for the homemade formula so you dont have to buy the unhealthy overpriced kike formula

https://kittenrescue.org/2017/03/recipes-emergency-kitten-formula/

basically what you need is goat milk and eggs, and an appropriate bottle

[Anonymous No.21346260]

>>21345250
How can we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.21346275]

>>21346260
long OP's happiness :3

[Anonymous No.21346276]

Don't listen to these fucking cunts ribbing you about having it in a bucket or feeding it tuna, most people would leave it out to starve so you've done a great thing anon

[Anonymous No.21346285]

Awwww.. She will love you forever.

Teach her to fetch in a few weeks. That shit's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.21346286]

>>21346225
It’s already walking around, look at last post

[Anonymous No.21346295]

>>21345350
This.
That little animal need your help. Buy her some good cat food (do not buy cheap crap). Then ask neighboors if it's their cat. If no keep it. Cats are awesome and this one look very cute.

[Anonymous No.21346301]

rape it

[Anonymous No.21346302]

>>21345488
this is the chad route

[Anonymous No.21346312]

I had the same situation, I was out selling stuff for valentines and there was this little kitten under the table that kept going between my legs
I adopted him, pic related. Right now my mother is taking care of him because I’m overseas

[Anonymous No.21346314]

>>21346276
He did say the cat is walking around the house after eating the tuna, so is all good innit.

OP, thanks for brightening my day a bit.

[Anonymous No.21346324]

>>21346295
fuck this nigga keep it even if it is theirs, they're clearly not looking after it if it is..

[Anonymous No.21346337]

>>21345250
Cummies ?

[Anonymous No.21346342]

>>21346089

[Anonymous No.21346349]

>>21345250
Take her to the vet. Shes sick

[Anonymous No.21346372]

>>21345250
But if it’s a girl name it zelda

[Anonymous No.21346381]

>>21346312
:)

[Anonymous No.21346386]

>>21346133
>what is link

[Anonymous No.21346395]

>>21346349
this
also OP now has officially toxoplamosis, enjoy decline into dimwitism

[Anonymous No.21346396]

>>21346089
Cat can go blind if the infection in the eyes isn't fixed
Keep her environment clean and it should go away on its own but you gotta keep cleaning those eyes
This is a very common problem with kittens for some reason

[Anonymous No.21346399]

>>21345388
Aren’t all calicos female?

[Anonymous No.21346418]

Stinky linky sminem
Checkem

[Anonymous No.21346422]

yo i was reading a thread on /an/ a while back and some guy gave a kitten food before it was ready and it got constipated and had a lot of pain, so make sure it's old enough before you start giving it food yo

[Anonymous No.21346431]

>>21346312
Nice big 'stache. I like that on a kot.

[Anonymous No.21346435]

Clean her eyes with a wet cloth like 3x a day
Just use tap water

[Anonymous No.21346445]

>>21345250
free kitty!

[Anonymous No.21346457]

actually just go to /an/ and they can probably give you good advice
there's a cat general here >>>/an/3454538

[Anonymous No.21346488]

>>21345926
nice dude

[Anonymous No.21346492]

>>21346395
Oddly toxoplasmosis increases testosterone by a measurable amount, it might be the chad move

[Anonymous No.21346519]

>>21345250
>clean its eyes with water
>use luke-warm mixed with dish soap and give it a flea bath
>feed wet food
>check to see how underweight it is
>take to the vet to get its eyes checked out. I've seen cats that had eye infections that ended with them permanently losing their eyes
>schedule to get it vaccinated/spayed and neutered when it's old enough
Be prepared for it to shit everywhere eventually.

[Anonymous No.21346565]

Thanks for the help frens. Very skinny I can feel her bones. Must be a few weeks old maybe? Ive never had a cat so I cant tell. I will take care of the kitten for now. I might take her to the vet tomorrow or so if I see she needs veterinary care. Its still afraid of me but meows a lot. Anyone know how I should keep it for the night?, i dont think i want her running around the house

[Anonymous No.21346600]

>>21346565
Based kittyanon

Make some sort of enclosed kitty-proof area with fences or something

[Anonymous No.21346603]

>>21346565
probably just get a box and a towel for it to sleep on

[Anonymous No.21346605]

>>21346565
Put him in a cardboard box with a few towels or somrthing like that.

[Anonymous No.21346621]

>>21346565
Get a couple of towel and keep it in the bathroom overnight. Make sure it doesn't get cold in there.

[Anonymous No.21346627]

>>21345335
this

[Anonymous No.21346629]

>>21346565
Get a big box with a blanket inside and keep her close to you for a night

[Anonymous No.21346652]

>>21346565
Also she looks like shes 6 weeks old. If she get cold she can die. Show her belly

[Anonymous No.21346659]

>>21346565
have it sleep in your bed, you can take the couch

[Anonymous No.21346668]

>>21346565
Make sure the box has high walls. Keep Linkie safe.

[Anonymous No.21346680]

>>21346565
did you give her some milk?
>Anyone know how I should keep it for the night?
do you have a garage /spare room?
if not, find a large box, punch some air holes, place some old shirts on the bottom and let her sleep there.

[Anonymous No.21346784]

>>21345250
Meow Meow. AAAAVEEEE. Meow.

[Anonymous No.21346818]

>>21345267
Feed it and then take it to a cat clinic, there's something going on with it's eyes.

[Anonymous No.21346853]

>>21345715
Go back to /b/ you beta faggot

[Anonymous No.21346900]

>>21345250
1) put kitten in washing machine
2) turn washing machine on
3) enjoy the show

[Anonymous No.21346903]

>>21346565
The kitten looks extremely young and sick. Please please take her to the vet and get some advice or even let someone else more qualified take care of her. Very young kittens can’t even go to toilet by themselves and you have to rub their urethra to stimulate them to pee. They also can get cold and die and can die if they don’t get fed regularly, like every few hours. I think she looks older than that stage but you need to take her to a professional. She will need vaccinations as well and to be spayed and neutered eventually.

[Anonymous No.21346939]

>>21346089
Hang on there fren :(

[Anonymous No.21346949]

>>21345250
Take care of the little fucker. Cats are cool. Might want to take her to the vet, unproperly treated/fed kittens are prone to eye issues. This can often be cured 100% if taken care of.

>Mine came out a bit retarded though.

[Anonymous No.21346969]

>>21346949
Based retarded kitty. All it’s needs taken cared of.

[Anonymous No.21346998]

>>21346519
>dish soap in the eyes
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.21347021]

>>21346565
Cat is fine, is self cleaning. Feed cat and give cat bed. Vet give shots. Enjoy new friend.

[Anonymous No.21347064]

>>21346565
Based kittyanon. I saw in youtube to put her on a cage with a blanket over it so the cat can relax due to the lack of stimulus (light, things in your room, you)

[Anonymous No.21347129]

>>21346998
>clean its eyes with water
Obviously not. The dish soap is to get rid of any of the fleas it might have. Not sure why you read it that way.

[Anonymous No.21347136]

>>21346089
NAME HER YAM

[Anonymous No.21347192]

>>21346342
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.21347252]

feast on its innards

[Anonymous No.21347291]

>>21345250
Keep it and take good care of him/her. Will bring you good luck and green wojaks. It choose you

[Anonymous No.21347294]

>>21346519
>Be prepared for it to shit everywhere eventually.
Put out a pie tray of litter and keep her in one room for now.
I had a rescue just like this, she never once pissed/shat where she shouldn't. It was uncanny.

[Anonymous No.21347330]

>>21347294
Well they instinctually want to bury their waste. Mine pissed out of the toilet exactly once.

[Anonymous No.21347333]

>>21345250
Dude starts another thread in a few days, we want to know how this kitten gets along

[Anonymous No.21347339]

>>21347294
This. Just put litter down, no training required.

[Anonymous No.21347340]

Heres a pic of her eyes now. I found some ticks/bugs crawling under her body looks like I need to take her to a vet. She still wont stop meowing when I leave her alone

[Anonymous No.21347372]

>>21347340

[Anonymous No.21347378]

>>21345267
Take her to India

[Anonymous No.21347390]

>>21346089

[Anonymous No.21347424]

>>21347340
Dont leave her alone. Put her in a box next to you on your bed or couch.

[Anonymous No.21347430]

>>21347340
If they are crawling and not dug in yet its not really something to be worried about. If they are ticks that is.

[Anonymous No.21347431]

>>21347340
definitely take her to a vet, even just as a precaution
based OP you will make it sergey ensures it

[Anonymous No.21347465]

You're a fucking chad.
I'd almost start a fundraiser for that kitten.

[Anonymous No.21347476]

>>21347340
congrats you are a millennial mommy now
stock up on wine

[Anonymous No.21347486]

>>21345250
Use her as kek's instrument to dictate what you buy and sell

[Anonymous No.21347497]

>>21345250
Post eth wallet so we can send vet money

[Anonymous No.21347505]

>>21345350
Easiest way to clean it without getting cut up is probably to put it in a bag or sack and lower it into a fast flowing river

[Anonymous No.21347507]

Make her home in a small room like your bathroom. You can put her litterbox and food and water in there too. But separate all of those things because they don't like those things near each other. And make her a little cave. Will take her a while (week or two) to warm to you.

t. 3 cat owner

[Anonymous No.21347535]

Moar pics!!

[Anonymous No.21347541]

Based OP, thats how I found my cat. This from when I found her. She's 3-1/2 now.

[Anonymous No.21347546]

It's full of diseases and parasites. Don't have it in your home, don't pet it and wash your hands properly if you have to touch it. Take it to vet and have it in quarantine outside until all those parasites die out. It will still have toxoplasmosis so you'll become gay furdad catlover anyways.

[Anonymous No.21347547]

Make her home in a small room like your bathroom. You can put her litterbox and food and water in there too. But separate all of those things because they don't like those things near each other. And make her a little cave. After a week let her into the rest of the house/let her outside supervised. You can let her outside barring night if you don't want a kitty litter. Will take her a while (week or two) to warm to you.

t. 3 cat owner

[Anonymous No.21347569]

>>21346949
>>Mine came out a bit retarded though.
Dif you vaccinate it?

[Anonymous No.21347579]

>>21347541
Now

[Anonymous No.21347611]

>>21345250
name it /biz/
give it milkers
and take to cat doctor

[Anonymous No.21347643]

>>21347541
>>21347579
You did wel fren

[Anonymous No.21347657]

>>21346818
no don't do that, it will cost you an arm and a leg to fix that shit

let nature take it's course that's all its just a cat

[Anonymous No.21347679]

>>21347579
Based ginger. Brought a tear to my eye fren

[Anonymous No.21347703]

>>21347657
Bizanons are crowd funding the kitty Kare expenses. Send link.

[Anonymous No.21347722]

>>21347657
fucking psychopaths all over this board

[Anonymous No.21347730]

>>21347679
>>21347643
And a month after I found her

[Anonymous No.21347750]

Needs a vet; just no shots or vaccinations. Real vets won't give fuck if you say no.

[Anonymous No.21347794]

Based thread.

Can tell there's no jeets or darkies in here as they have zero empathy or even souls to care about animals

[Anonymous No.21347796]

>>21347730
Awesome fren give him a rub from me

[Anonymous No.21347799]

>>21345250
This cat will give you luck for a thousand years.

[Anonymous No.21347803]

>>21345250
Care for her anon, and call her (little) Link

[Anonymous No.21347812]

>>21347569
Aye, neutered & vaccinated, she's well. Just plain retarded. I guess all cats are to a certain extent kek.
> pic related, vet outfit after neutering lmao

>>21347579
Based & gingerpilled

[Anonymous No.21347816]

Based

[Anonymous No.21347822]

>>21347703
im not sending my money for a damn cat lol

>>21347722
Do you care about the zebra that's getting rekt right now by a lion? No? That's just nature taking it's course? Sit down empath, you've been brainwashed to think certain animals are your pets while others arent. A pig is a lot smarter than a cat yet you love to eat bacon.

[Anonymous No.21347827]

Never change /biz/
Thank fuck op isn't a /b/tard

[Anonymous No.21347838]

>>21347812
cute

[Anonymous No.21347844]

>>21345267
Shit Anon you found an XRP bagholder!

[Anonymous No.21347878]

>>21347827
Back in the day /b/ ruined the life of a few animal abusers though. I think it was even one of the rules, /b/ likes cats.

[Anonymous No.21347886]

>>21347799
This might be true, after I found my cat, shortly after I discovered Ethereum and bought in and made a bunch of money in 2017, wonder if it was good luck from being nice to kitty

[Anonymous No.21347986]

sending crypto to people who post pics of neglected animals on /biz/ seems like a really bad precedent, i seriously hope you guys dont do this

[Anonymous No.21348009]

LINKIEEEEEE I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.21348076]

>>21347986
Who cares

[Anonymous No.21348083]

Post Eth wallet address pls

[Anonymous No.21348129]

>>21346386
kek

[Anonymous No.21348183]

>>21347986
this. jannies should count it as begging

[Anonymous No.21348187]

>>21347340
If you’re a poorfag and you take her to the vet and get her fixed up I will send you 20 linkies plus whatever the vet cost is.

[Anonymous No.21348205]

>>21348187
2 weeks from now
>hi biz, look at this cat with its foot cut off send link for vet bill

[Anonymous No.21348280]

>>21348205
Fair point

[Anonymous No.21348369]

>>21345250
Give her some milk. And ask your mom what to do.

[Anonymous No.21348387]

>>21345250
best thread i've seen on biz since the pige thread a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.21348448]

>>21345267
I named a cat we found like that Bit.

[Anonymous No.21348481]

>>21348448
Btw she is a total cunt cat but glad we saved her. She is a terror when she is mad. Fucking stupid strays. But she is our stray so we love her

[Anonymous No.21348498]

>>21345267
Looks like it suffers from Conjunctivitis, a harmless but irritating eye illness. These things sometimes go away by themselves but my cat had it for almost 6 months before i went and got medicine for it. Take it to the vet to get a proper diagnosis though.

[Anonymous No.21348503]

>>21348369
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.21348596]

poor kitty, but glad you're making sure it's ok. if you keep it i hope you name it bizzy or linkie or chad or pepe

[Anonymous No.21348673]

Frens quick update, I think we found a home for her. A lady I know is willing to take her in. I will take her to the vet tomorrow as well to make sure shes fine. I dont think it would be wise for me to keep her even though id like to as I already have a pet dog thats not very friendly with felines.. Thank you all for the donation offers but im not in need of any right now (bless Sergey). As I am typing this I found another kitten outside the house holy shit i think its her brother

[Anonymous No.21348676]

>>21348387
fuckin hell that was a good thread, anon

[Anonymous No.21348709]

>>21348676
i liked it so much that i was literally half the posts in it
good times

[Anonymous No.21348723]

>>21348673

[Anonymous No.21348746]

>>21345250
Name it Sergey.

[Anonymous No.21348778]

>>21348673
We did it reddit! Faith in humanity: RESTORED

[Anonymous No.21348808]

>>21348723
>Sergey & Adelyn

[Anonymous No.21348875]

>>21345267
JUST

[Anonymous No.21348895]

>>21345267
>>21345250
how to profit from this
>get it to the vet for a full checkup
>vaccines etc
>feed it pet it etc until it likes you
>film the whole process
>put video on youtube
>get tons of likes and subs
>profit

[Anonymous No.21348907]

>>21348673
May Sergey (Peace be upon him) bless you

[Anonymous No.21348951]

Blessed thread, money and success to all of you.

[Anonymous No.21349006]

>>21348673
Keep them and train your dog to love them. Stranges are the ways of the nazarovian, but we all shall pass through them in our own way. Godspeed brother

[The Lion of LINK. No.21349143]

>>21346492
>>21346395

>Toxoplasmoss increases testosterone

Is cat poop the reason I went all in on LINK in 2018? If so I might have found a new afternoon snack.

[Anonymous No.21349146]

>>21348895
>how to profit from this: higher tier edition
> vaccines etc
> feed it, pet it, take care of it
> do not take part in the social media degenerancy
> enjoy your based cat sidekick
> enjoy taking care of something that solely relies on you
> ?????
> You just became a better human being.

Good fortune and Sergs will come to you.

We will require an update somewhere down the road OP

[Anonymous No.21349154]

Op also, record with your smartphone some cute videos of all this shit and then sell it to Thedodo for profits. There are tons of videos on youtube with multiple Ms.

[Anonymous No.21349175]

>>21348778
You okay there lad? Try not to be too jealous of a kitten getting the attention you miss

[Anonymous No.21349202]

>>21348723
Bless you anon

[Anonymous No.21349213]

>>21349175
kek

[Anonymous No.21349216]

Can this cat be the LINK mascot?
I'm feeling bullish for this cat

[Anonymous No.21349238]

>>21345495
Based
KTY Token will be bigger than link

[Anonymous No.21349269]

>>21349175
Who hurt you, sweetie?

[Anonymous No.21349330]

>>21347579

[Anonymous No.21349461]

Sleepy time

[Anonymous No.21349491]

>>21349461
based

[Anonymous No.21349682]

>>21347812
thats so cute

[Anonymous No.21349700]

>>21348895
and then put all that youtube money into LINK

[Anonymous No.21349709]

>/biz/ - Cryptokitties

[Anonymous No.21349737]

>>21349461
Are you in the UK? I'm genuinely after a new kitten to keep my current cat company.

[Anonymous No.21349759]

>>21349461
reeeeeeeeeeee why is there still no blanket for them?

[Anonymous No.21349778]

>>21349461
do they have names? give them biz style ones

[Anonymous No.21349801]

>>21345267
don't feed it fucking milk, it actually makes cats sick
Give the thing some water, and a SMALL amount of food, it might easily overeat and be sick

Ring your local veterinarian and have it checked up on properly. If you truly care about the cat you'll adopt it, but either way, ring a local cat shelter too

[Anonymous No.21349817]

>>21345267
Terminate immediately. That's your order

[Anonymous No.21349831]

heal its eyes and then walk around town with it in your shirt pocket. Guaranteed to attract another kind of pussy

[Anonymous No.21349836]

>>21346519
If you put out liter and show the cat they will never shit or piss randomly. Unless you have so schizophrenic cat.

[Anonymous No.21349873]

>>21349759
He invested all his blanket money in chainlink.

[Anonymous No.21349897]

>>21349801
Kittens can drink milk, it's only adult cats that are (mostly) lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.21349938]

>No niggers and chinks in this thread telling you to kill it
This is actually based

[Anonymous No.21349956]

>>21349461
I am naming the one on the left : Buy high
One on the right : Sell low

[Anonymous No.21350016]

biz has the best off topic threads

[Anonymous No.21350035]

>>21349938
I know right? This thread makes me feel so safe and cozy :3

[Anonymous No.21350061]

>>21345250
take her out of the trashcan

[Anonymous No.21350080]

>>21346089

[Anonymous No.21350140]

>>21346089
I hope you make it. You seem alright.

[Anonymous No.21350180]

>>21347794
shitskin would say kill it and film it.

nigger would've said boot it or burn it and film it.

non-whites literally posses zero empathy because they are not human

[Anonymous No.21350183]

OMG OP THIS IS SO NICe

AWWWWWWWWW

OMG

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

THIS IS SO NICE OMG MY HEART IS FILLED WITH AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.21350186]

Can you tokenize a cat on Curio?

[Anonymous No.21350187]

After seeing all the amazing comments from you anons this is my favorite place now and you all are the best. Cats are low key the best and super loyal. Hope you take care of that little guy.

[Anonymous No.21350196]

Biz kitten has blessed us. Everyone in this thread is gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21350202]

anon that cat needs a vet, like today. Kitten milk or just regular sachets of kitten food and make sure it has access to clean water. bucket is a strange choice but ok

[Anonymous No.21350218]

>>21345267
Buy her royal cabin kitten food and bring her to the vet for a check (her left eye looks weird). Milk is good only if you dont have anything else to give her.
Good job on taking her in, she’s cute:)

[Anonymous No.21350232]

>>21346260
Some anon can start a memecoin. WanderCat

[Anonymous No.21350237]

>>21346089
>>21346903
>>21347340

that cat needs medical attention immediately. it is likely in pain and discomfort and will deteriorate further if left without care. do the best you can OP. do you have money to pay for this stuff, it could be expensive

[Anonymous No.21350249]

>>21350218
Royal canin*
Stupid autocorrect
>>21346089
Nice! You made my day anon kun

[Anonymous No.21350324]

remember that guy who fucked around and harmed his cat and posted that video on youtube around 8 years ago?

Oh boy /b/ fucked with him quickly, that was a good time finding out who he was with literally NO information.

cats are serious /biz/ness

[Anonymous No.21350342]

>>21345355
>>21345388
>>21345750
>>21345984
>>21346225
>>21346275
>>21346349
>>21346629
>>21346784
>>21346853
>>21346949
God, i like animals (cats included) but i can’t stand cat-faggs. 99% of these people watch anime and are probably summerfags, judging by the fact they find “kill it” and “rape it” offensive. I had two sissy classmates in highschool: they were both afraid of dogs and were thankful when one was hit by car but almost got depressed when they saw a dead cat.

[Anonymous No.21350392]

>>21350342
cringe

[Anonymous No.21350419]

>>21350324
*SIGH* those were the days... Ugh, I wish I never had to grow up

[Anonymous No.21350454]

>>21350342
Well this cat is 4 weeks old so it can die from being cold or loose eyes
Im not being over dramatic, im sure op doesnt want a dead cat

[Anonymous No.21350531]

>>21350342
kek I personally don't like cats at all, but this thread is a nice break from the monotony that is /biz/ these days. glad to see that you came into this thread just to let everyone know how much of an edgy badass you are though ;3

[Anonymous No.21350641]

>>21350531
It's so wholesome that we can once again forget our daily trifles come together as a community!

[Anonymous No.21350665]

>>21345250

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

[Anonymous No.21350705]

i like cats and all but this thread is kind of getting a bit cringey now, can we dial back the gayness about 50% thanks

[Anonymous No.21350745]

>>21345250
Take the kitty to the vet, looks she may need some antibiotics for her eyes at least. If you don't have any food, give her some form of canned meat, tuna or potted meat should be fine. Also, not sure where you are from but if she starts showing signs of diarrhea she could have coccidia it's a common parasite infection among kittens. Other than that you keep her and love her.

[Anonymous No.21350752]

>>21350705
no my cock is 100% going up your ass and you're gonna like it

[Anonymous No.21350795]

>>21350752
rude

[Anonymous No.21350805]

>>21350342
this garbage site before you were even born and you will always be an edgy zoomer faggot for saying "kill the cat"
kill yourself newfag.

[Anonymous No.21350876]

>>21350795
my bad
meant it as a joke

[Anonymous No.21350915]

>>21345250
/adv/
We make money here

[Anonymous No.21350981]

>>21350745
Listen to this anon

[Anonymous No.21351010]

This is the most popular thread on Business and Finance atm.

[Anonymous No.21351040]

>>21351010
biz has the best off topics

[Anonymous No.21351291]

Trips and he called Adolf Linkler

[Anonymous No.21351324]

>>21351291
It was worth a try, nice kitty OP

[Anonymous No.21351391]

>>21345250
cats are a horrible investment.
you literally will have to buy $20 of cat litter a month and scoop shit out of a box if u intend on keeping this animal.
just take it to the animal shelter otherwise you'll be cucked by this creature for at least 20 years of your life to scooping its shit out of a fucking box.

[Anonymous No.21351443]

>>21351391
based, imagine paying for an animal to come eat your money and shit in your house.

[Anonymous No.21351464]

>>21351443
>based, imagine paying for an animal to come eat your money and shit in your house.
women?

[Anonymous No.21351490]

>>21351391
imagine putting a price on companionship

[Anonymous No.21351506]

>>21351443
That's also what your mom thinks about you, and yet she still lets you live there.

[Anonymous No.21351525]

>>21350180
Turks are in love with cats anon. They basically worship them.

[Anonymous No.21351548]

>>21351391
You live longer. Only $20 a month for natural oxycontin and 5 extra years.

[Anonymous No.21351849]

This thread giving me feels...
My little cat best friend died just 2 months ago
I miss the little guy so much
He's my only friend that always stood by me
Had him for 12 years and still dream about him every night
I miss you buddy...

[Anonymous No.21352062]

>>21351849
Do it, bro!

[Anonymous No.21352101]

>>21345267
cute cat anon. i too found a cat and now shes my best friend :)

[Anonymous No.21352179]

>>21345267
this cat needs to go to a fucking vet

[Anonymous No.21352416]

>>21345333
Checked
Where can I get a hat like that. Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.21352478]

>>21350342

[Anonymous No.21352522]

>>21345462
Dude people are getting pets like crazy now. I have a Tom cat at my place who
Keeps raping my female kots.
I don’t have the balls to shoot him so I’ve had 15 new kitties in 9 months. Easily found homes for them.
It’s fucked because if you say ‘free’ on the ad no one gets them.
But if you sell them for $200 they’re gone immediately.

[Anonymous No.21352567]

>>21350342
>99% of these people watch anime
this is an anime website
>they find "kill it" and "rape it" offensive
Nobody outside of /b/ who aged past 15 ever thought this edgelord shit was funny

[Anonymous No.21352572]

>>21346089
this image is beautiful wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.21352637]

>>21352522
get yor cots desexed

[Anonymous No.21352707]

>>21352522
use the money you made selling kittens to get the others neutered

[Anonymous No.21352989]

>>21345286
are you trying to kill it you sick fuck?

[Anonymous No.21352997]

Plz help /biz/ I cum on cat he hiss at penis

[Anonymous No.21353206]

>>21351849
Get another, rescue one!

[Anonymous No.21353265]

>>21352989
it'll either make it or not. 50/50

[Anonymous No.21353362]

>>21345267
she needs to see a vet asap take care of the ktty it was a gift from kek

[Anonymous No.21353371]

>>21352707
Am going to.

[Anonymous No.21353769]

>>21345250
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[Anonymous No.21353786]

>>21349175

[Anonymous No.21353898]

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