My dad gave me 20k to invest and I put it all in Yam

[Anonymous No.21329002]

I showed him how much I was making with other defi projects and he was impressed enough to give me 20k to invest.

>”Let me know when it turns into 50k. With how much you’ve been killing it lately I imagine it’ll only be about a couple weeks, haha. Don’t let me down son.”

Since Yam was a combination of all defi concepts I thought it couldn’t lose. I am utterly, completely financially ruined. How do I break the news to my dad that his 20k is now 4k? Wtf do I do bros? I’m literally shaking right now

[Anonymous No.21329090]

>>21329002
I love bait threads like this. .hilarity will ensue shortly

[Anonymous No.21329096]

L O L BRO IT WAS CALLED YAM, jesus man. dont tell him about that and I guess hope for the best on uniswap moon missions. Dont buy fucking tokens named after food you idiot, don't buy meme tokens. Anything involving slang here or slang in general, don't do it. Dont spend your dads last 4k on kek coin or based!

[Anonymous No.21329127]

4K is still 3.2 more than all my holdings combined.
Rich people problems....

[Anonymous No.21329137]

>>21329002
"how my portfolio looking son"

oh

[Anonymous No.21329163]

>>21329002
Is this secretely an ETHVerse shill thread

[Anonymous No.21329205]

>>21329002
I lost some 40k on a stock of a pharmaceutical company that had shitty management. nbd anon, every investor has his bad moment. just make sure you learn from it so it just becomes an expensive lesson.

[Anonymous No.21329227]

>>21329002
put it all in chainlink or rsv its your only hope

[Anonymous No.21329234]

>>21329002
Show proof

[Anonymous No.21329319]

>>21329002
Nice bait

[Anonymous No.21329366]

>>21329002
QRD on Yam?
I assumed it was a scamcoing with a meme name like nugs. Did they rug or was it just a pnd?

[Anonymous No.21329383]

>>21329002
Dont worry anon. There is another legit opportunity to get it back. In the next few days a project called $COIL will launch. This is a better ampl. Fairly distributed, open source code, locked liquidity, 23hr rebase, and a COIL Spring concept that many will copy once released...You are welcome anon

[Anonymous No.21329463]

>>21329002
assuming you aren't lying; wait and hope that they fix it and it moons

[Anonymous No.21329475]

DAD STOP ITS CALLED A REBASE DAD WAIT THEY ARE GOING TO FIX THE BUG I PROMISE, I DELEGATED THEM ALL OF YOUR YAMS NO STOOOP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21329500]

>>21329002
Anything involving an elastic supply is like an IQ test. It’s shocking how many anons fail miserably.

[Anonymous No.21329541]

With rebase you should have 9x the token amount, so it should even out

[Anonymous No.21329567]

>>21329002
>'so, what did you invest OUR money in, son? you know i love you by the way. my smart little man. i'm so proud to see you take charge in life like this. i always had faith in you.'
>y-yam...
>'what did you say? i couldn't hear you'
>YAM DAD FUCKING YAM
>'...yams? like... the vegetable? are you serious? where is my money?'

[Anonymous No.21329588]

>>21329137
Fucking lol

[Anonymous No.21329589]

>>21329002
Move everything you have left into Swipe(SXP) and pretend like nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.21329653]

>>21329096
>>21329127
>>21329137
>>21329163
>>21329205
>>21329227
>>21329234
>>21329383
>>21329463
>>21329541

[Anonymous No.21329699]

I'm getting bubble vibes

[Anonymous No.21329764]

>>21329002
thx for the good laugh

[Anonymous No.21330212]

i hope this is just a larp

[Anonymous No.21331058]

>>21329205
It was KTOV wasn’t it

[Anonymous No.21331109]

>>21329002
Kneepads