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21280930 No.21280930 [Reply] [Original]

>2021
>you finally make it
>get diagnosed with terminal cancer
What do?

>> No.21280964

>>21280930
have sex

>> No.21280973

>>21280930
My siblings can enjoy my gains even more in that case

>> No.21281010

work off your kill list in minecraft. get the right equippment crafted and go

>> No.21281015

>>21280930
Megadose on vitamin C while do keto until I don't have cancer anymore.

>> No.21281017

>>21280930
buy a time machine idiot

>> No.21281113
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"There was a rich man who had much money. He said, 'I shall put my money to use so that I may sow, reap, plant, and fill my storehouse with produce, with the result that I shall lack nothing.' Such were his intentions, but that same night he died. Let him who has ears hear."

>> No.21281153

>>21280930
Shoot up a pride rally or something, give away the rest to my family and some based folk

>> No.21281335

>>21280930
Assuming I had not done so by then, I would impregnate my wife and pray day and night for a son. I would then write a series of letters to my son with all of the fatherly advice and support and wisdom I could think of. The envelopes would be marked "tenth birthday", "buying first car", "first date with a girl", etc... I would entrust them with my wife to give at the appropriate times.

Oh, and the money? I guess I would set it up so that my wife receives a steady income from it for her whole life, to support her and our son.

>> No.21281363

>>21280930
spend it all on hookers, drugs and alcohol then die few years later

>> No.21281375

>>21280930
I would give all the money to my family and gleefully end it. The only reason I don’t off myself right now is because my father has dementia and they need my support.
It would be so amazing to die in a way that doesn’t bring massive shame like suicide. I would welcome this with open arms.

>> No.21281414

>>21280930
Eat well and fart with impunity

>> No.21281433

throw my seed off a tall bridge into the ocean and jump after it

>> No.21281454

Go to a Jewish hospital and get cured

>>21281015

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>>21280930
die I guess?

>> No.21281488

cash out and book sex island vacations until the day I die.

hopefully, I kick it while nutting, unwrapped, in some worthless whore.

>> No.21281489

>>21281015
does high vitamin c dose work?