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[Anonymous No.21192455]

>August 29th
>Final speech of SmartCon finishes
>Adelyn says "Oh it looks like we have one more, uh, presentation"
>Lights come up in a huge Roman amphitheatre
>Sergey walks out in full armor, flanked by Ari, Ed, Yorke and Gonser
>He pulls a blue sword from its scabbard and blue torches burst into flame around the amphitheatre stage
>A bass note hums and a slow drum beat starts
>he turns and points the sword at the back wall
>A light is projected onto it
>"Connecting Smart Contracts to External Resources"
>it's the same fucking slides.

[Anonymous No.21192524]

>>21192455
Bahahaha 10/10

[Anonymous No.21192615]

>>21192455
hahhahahahah had a laugh thx OP

[Anonymous No.21192659]

>>21192455
kek

[Anonymous No.21192728]

>>21192455
We all know this conference is going to be more lolishit and jailbait minor buying from ari with the same slides. When the SEC shows this board will see

[Anonymous No.21192771]

>>21192455
We need sergey in jojo or bleach version

[Anonymous No.21192910]

>>21192455
P.S.

Simeon? Simeon are you ok?

[Anonymous No.21193100]

>>21192910
He stole Link from AAVE for one last attempt.
He plans to go all out and die in his next attempt before someone sends him to a prison.

But don't worry, his friends at Nexo will get the prison sentence for him, as they have supported this attempt!

[Anonymous No.21193149]

>>21193100
Checked.

[Anonymous No.21193203]

>>21192455
>moonwalks off the stage
>crowd bursts into flames
>starts his car by winking at it
>drives into sunset

[Anonymous No.21193258]

>>21192455

>undertaker theme song plays

[Anonymous No.21193260]

>>21192455
Fucking got me

[Anonymous No.21193304]

>>21193203
Kek

[Anonymous No.21193325]

>>21193149
That's going on my wall.