/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21173438]

So my mom asked for my help in investing $50k about 2 years ago.

I put it all into LINK and obviously now it's worth a huge amount of money. I was only able to invest $5k of my own money and it just seems unfair that I found this great investment and am getting nothing out of it.

The woman has no idea what crypto even is so I told her that the investments didn't do well but I was able to pull some out in time. She was quite relieved when I told her she still has $35k left but now she's asking me to try and re-invest it.

How do I play this? I'm thinking of convincing her to give me another 10k that I'll put into LINK and this time I'll actually give her some returns after 2 years.

[Anonymous No.21173453]

>>21173438
Ungrateful piece of fucking shit. Your mother should have aborted you.

[Anonymous No.21173476]

whats with this new betrayal of parents meme

[Anonymous No.21173482]

>>21173438
fuck you. She should hit YOU with a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.21173484]

>>21173453
/thread

[Anonymous No.21173492]

>>21173438
You play this by giving her all her money you fucking worthless piece of shit. What kind of absolute dog cunt Jews his own mother out of her money.

[Anonymous No.21173497]

>>21173438
Hahahaha the $ is everything idiot.

[Anonymous No.21173517]

Bad larp

[Anonymous No.21173524]

This is b8 just like your previous thread where you claimed you were going to steal 35k link from your retarded friend.

[Anonymous No.21173532]

>>21173476
report it

[Anonymous No.21173533]

>>21173438
..................... dont rip off ur mom dude.......... its just money love is forever think about her smile on her face when u tell her what really happened god damn dont be such a jack ass

[Anonymous No.21173536]

>>21173438
Same thing happen to me.
Put my mothers life insurance money into link
Dont want to tell her she is a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.21173538]

>>21173438
retard

[Anonymous No.21173542]

>>21173438
Don't steal her profits, but do ask if you could have a percentage of those profits for your own further investments. Don't risk the relationship with your mother, if she trusts you to invest $50k I'm sure she'll hear you out now that that's worth at least hundreds of thousands.

[Anonymous No.21173548]

>>21173438
Nigger. Your own mom. You're not human. If that post was made to make me angry, you did it, champ. Least you could do is lie on the return, and give her a good 100k. But even that would be border line niggerish. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.21173551]

>>21173438
Are you by any chance a fucking nigger?

[Anonymous No.21173610]

Yo fuck all these people anon, take 75% of that shit and enjoy yourself , YOU PICKED THE COIN YOU MADE THE CALL YOU KEEP THE MONEY, fuck what your mom gave you and fuck your mom, fuck everyone who disagrees, everyone who isn’t here to make money is just taking up valuable living space , they’re the cucks we dump our bags on

[Anonymous No.21173657]

>>21173438
I will track you. Hunt you. Kill you.

Your LINK will be an offering to my mommy.

[Anonymous No.21173669]

>>21173610
Lmao cringe

[Anonymous No.21173680]

>>21173438
Here is how you repair the soul crushing, psychopatic action you have done:
1. "Invest some of her money"
2. Say "omg mom youve made (put in atleast 80% of the total sum, as you only entered with 10%ish)
3. Give your mother the money and watch her genuine tears of joy as she is both rich, and super proud of her son.

If you do not do this, or something like this, you deserve to an hero from guilt two years from now. This is a new level of niggery anon, undo it now.

[Anonymous No.21173682]

>>21173669
I’ll cum in your eye socket you little useless shit

[Anonymous No.21173698]

>>21173610
>Would you suck a big black dick for a million dollar ? Yes. The post
Not everyone is a soulless drone like you, piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.21173704]

Even if she has no idea what crypto is, any retard can read a graph. Even if she didn't know you invested in link, that will probably be her first guess because your fat autistic self will have mentioned it a few times over the years. She will find out the price of link when you invested her money and will see the price of it now, questions will be asked, and she will kick your fat lying ass out of her life and lawyer up to get her money that she is rightfully owed. You will lose everything. Neck yourself now to spare her of your useless existence you greedy little faggot.

[Anonymous No.21173716]

>>21173438
You're a disgrace to humanity. At least give her $200k or something you selfish piece of shit!

[Anonymous No.21173761]

>>21173438
So not only are you making huge gains with her money you also stole 15k from her?

Holy fuck you're a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.21173780]

>>21173610
Ask me how i know you have aids from niggers

[Anonymous No.21173781]

>>21173438
Link holder showing jewish tendencies, what's new.

[Anonymous No.21173814]

>>21173438
Bro, financial advisors surely take a percentage. Just take a percentage, as your finders fee, and move on. Your mom will be stoked she made 50%

[Anonymous No.21173816]

>>21173438

You should kill yourself faggot. Give her 100k ungrateful little shit

You'll probably lose all of it anyway

[Anonymous No.21173851]

>>21173438
oh look it's this bait thread again. no anon you dont have 50k that you stole 15k out of and no there is no link gains. fucking hell we get this shit tier bait thread once a week by some unfunny unwitty virginal queer that thinks he's le edgy le funny le laughing reddit man posting this faggot shit

[Anonymous No.21174101]

LARP

But if not, just tell her how much its worth and ask her if you can share a large portion of it. If not, say, "Ok, but let me keep investing it". One day itll be worth a lot of money if you keep it in link, in which case you'll inhertt it anyway. Your mom doesnt seem interested in spending it like a dumbass

[Anonymous No.21174133]

At least give her back her initial + some extra, maybe 80k. I could understand being pissy about your parents wanting something if they put nothing up front, but 50k is no joke for a wagie. And your mother trusted you. You're a piece of shit otherwise.

[Anonymous No.21174163]

>>21173438
>1 post by this ID
Y'all mommas boys are taking the bait hard i see

[Anonymous No.21174165]

>>21173438
Fuck boomers and their faggoty country they built.

[Anonymous No.21174170]

>>21173610
Are you saying the rich shouldnt use hedge fund investors? His mom is just as smart as him for picking a wise investor and she deserves some of the profit. I'm sure he can negotiate with her

[Anonymous No.21174253]

>>21173438
In an alternate and ultimately better timeline you are a glob of flesh thrown out the back of the clinic in a bright yellow biohazard bag

[Anonymous No.21174283]

>>21173438
This is good bait. OC?

[Anonymous No.21174397]

>>21173453
>>21173482
>>21173484
>>21173492
>>21173533
>>21173542
>>21173548
>>21173680
>>21173704
>>21173716
>>21173814
>>21173816
>>21174133
>>21174253
The absolute STATE of biz posters critical thinking

[Anonymous No.21174421]

>>21174397
>Jewing your own mom is critical thinking
The absolute state of leftycucks

[Anonymous No.21174461]

>>21174421
ITS FUCKING BAIT TOU RETARD FAGGOT HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS

[Anonymous No.21174493]

>>21174461
Have you seen the news lately ? We're literally in a clown world. No, its not obvious. Leftycucks are beyond retarded, literal baits make more sense that unironic leftycucks behaviors

[Anonymous No.21174968]

Jk, you should give your momma her money. I'm sure she'll be grateful and compensate you accordingly.

[Anonymous No.21175076]

>>21174421
>leftycucks
you spelled american wrong

[Anonymous No.21175189]

>>21174461
This is true.
>>21174493
This is also true.

[Anonymous No.21175414]

Same larp as the guy owing his mum or she kicks him out the house

[Anonymous No.21175741]

>>21173438
You should stick to mom rent sell xbox meme, this new meme is disgusting to even larp about.
>carries you for 9 months inside her
>feeds you, loves you, etc..
>betray her so you can spend your stolen money on roasties who will cheat on you and leave you in a minute if you get sick or lose your money.
Even kikes and niggers take care of their mothers.

[Anonymous No.21175934]

Could be trolling but do the right thing bro, at least give her more than her principal

[Anonymous No.21176156]

>>21173438
gas the kike

[Anonymous No.21176494]

>>21173453
Fpbp OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.21176687]

How many good boy points do you have to save for a blowie joey? My mom made it 1,000. I fucking hate that bitch so much, she probably doesn't think IL be able to get that much. I'm going to show her tho. I stopped using the bitch summoning stick, I took a shower 4 times last week, I picked up my room twice, and I even took out the kitchen trash today. She keeps offering to make tendies or asking me if I'd like a half off trip to wendy's since I've been so good lately.
Sorry bitch, your fud won't work. I'm already up to 300gbp. Another 5 weeks and I'll finally know what it feels like. Before I'd never been able to accumulate more than 60 so I'm basically a whale now. She doesn't know I applied for food stamps so I have all the poptarts I want. I made the gas station by me serve food with it. I told the register girl it doesn't count as warm food if I buy a bag of ice with the pizza so she has to sell it to me.

[Anonymous No.21176748]

>>21173610
With the same logic, some autists on biz picked the coin for you, so you should give your gains to them.