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Does anyone else love posts like this? This is the only reason I come on /biz/, to search for people who have just lost it all and are on the brink.
Here's one I saved a while back. Every time I go back and read it, it makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

>> No.21128708

>>21128683
Fuck you

>> No.21128774

>>21128683
kek so funny
people invest in random coins with muh marketcap instead of coins with utility that actually do something

btc will be the biggest scam of all. watch.

>> No.21128794
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>> No.21128817

>>21128683
Joke’s on you
XIO is at 75 cents now...

>> No.21128862

>>21128794
kek this was a fucking great collage. please keep up the great work!

>> No.21128897
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21128897

>>21128683
yes, this board is most alive when the world is burning
pic related
seeing all those pink wojaks made me feel better about losing >50% of my net worth.

>> No.21128904

>>21128774
You literally just contradicted yourself

>> No.21128926
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>> No.21128952

$300k mcap gem here, many moon sir. If it reaches btc mcap you will be very rich with just $1,000 investment. Buy now or stay poor. Noooo shut up stupid fudders that's a cope and I will seethe you, do the needful. Your only regret will be wishing you had bought more. All white team, not anonymous team. Look at our social media page! We even have a gitdub.

>> No.21128975
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>>21128817
Shit, so it is. Why never any xio threads on /biz/ anymore.

>> No.21129038
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>>21128952

>> No.21129045

>>21128897
like work of art. beautiful

>> No.21129097

>>21128952
SIR
GOOD SIR
SIRS
PLEASE BUY $TOILET MANY MOON AND GAIN

>> No.21129107

>>21129038
kek

>> No.21129138
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>> No.21129292
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>>21128794
>watch our provinces team play in the finals
>half the goals they got vs rival team was some sort of stars align bullshit luck shot where the goalie was screened, the puck bounced weirdly, or enemy defense fumbles and gives away free points like idiots.
>team gets outplayed like crazy every game it seems like they are on defense trying to fend off other team like 70% of the time and barely make any offensive plays themselves
>star player on team gets injd cant make it to the final game, ITS OVER
>news media saying how close the games are and how they think this time our province wins the cup.
>tell fan next to me they dont have a snowballs chance in hell, they ask if im willing to put my money where my mouth is
heh, easiest 20 buckeroos i ever made.

>> No.21129300

>>21129138
I watched this live. He got liquidated within minutes. Never replied. Wonder how he fares on the other side

>> No.21129338

/biz/ was collectively raped in the rainy autumn and cold winter of 2017

>> No.21129350

>>21128952
Yes

>> No.21129352
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>>21129300
This might be him
Made another thread asking of he was alive and this was posted

>> No.21129356

>>21128975
Dunno, actually kind of strange. It's done nearly a 50x or more from when it got shilled on here

>> No.21129367
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21129367

Does anyone remember Bitmex Degenerate?
>https://twitter.com/bitmexdegenera1
A dude came here being down to like $15k from his $40k initial and YOLOd into a high leverage margin trade to "make it back or lose it all".
He actually made it back to $40k and we all cheered him

Then like 2 days later he came back like "Margin trading is easy, what can you do with $40k? I'm gonna make a million" and set up the twitter account above. Everyone was calling him a fucking retard and not to throw it all away. He got liq'd instantly, never to be seen again.
Funny as fuck, you can't help some people.

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>> No.21129393

>>21128897
Holy shit that screenshot

>> No.21129405
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>>21129392

>> No.21129410

>>21129352
>are you ready?

>> No.21129429

>>21129410
>are you ready to go
even more ominous

>> No.21129450
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>>21129352
ETH giveth and ETH taketh

>> No.21129548
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>>21129356
Doesn't matter for OP pic anyway. Check the date of the screenshot against the chart, the guy got totally fucked.

>> No.21129586

>>21129138
i was gonna post this

>> No.21129610

>>21129352
oh noooooo thats fucking hilarious and also terrible

>> No.21129657

POST THE 0X PROTOCOL GUY

>> No.21130010
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>>21129410
Post something

>> No.21130031

I have a meltdown in progress right now and could use some help. I used uniswap for the first time to purchase ocean and had to sign up for a metamask wallet. I copied my metamask wallet to clipboard and pasted that into uniswap and never received my coins. WTF happened??

>> No.21130052

>>21128683
Why would you enjoy seeing people go bankrupt?

>> No.21130101

>>21130031
You have to type it manually, this is explained in the metamask faq. It's a security feature and the transaction gets rejected. Usually it just refunds the eth like when you send a 0eth TX to the same addy you made an undergassed transaction in. Uniswap is a little weird though with how it handles smart contracts. All hope is not lost. Check to see if the eth you spent was sent back to your wallet.

>> No.21130119

Microdick energy

>> No.21130153
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Looks like it’s doing okay

>> No.21130190

>>21130101
it was not and it looks like the whole transaction went through to an entirely different wallet. Do I have any options? I emailed already

>> No.21130194

>>21130031
Find the eth address for ocean on etherscan and copy it. Click add token on metamask and paste the address in. Your tokens should show up.

>> No.21130222

>>21130190
I'm being an ass. It's metamask, you have to manually add the contract. The address it went to was that. Eth be cray with its different outputs and interactions with shit.

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>>21130153
He bought at the top in May and sold the dump. Would love him to follow up with a new post now its absolutely mooned. He would have made it which makes this even better

>> No.21130276

>>21129038
> "ill buy more therefore"
Almost poetic

>> No.21130291

>>21129352
Got damn.... he should e just bought and held. Why margin trade if you have 100 Gs

>> No.21130323

>>21130194
>>21130222
thanks but i'm still super nooby with this platform. Where do i find the address on etherscan? is that the transaction hash?

>> No.21130362
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>>21130052
Because its funny. Imagine trusting /biz/ on anything except lition

>> No.21130377

>>21128904
bitcoin has no utility you idiot

>> No.21130398
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21130398

>>21129352

>> No.21130429

>>21130222
>>21130194
nvm thank you

>> No.21130433

>>21129352
my worst nightmare

>> No.21130454

>>21130398
Banks will let you do this?

>> No.21130478

>>21130454
Must be burger faggotry

>> No.21130486

>>21129352
How does something like this even happen? Shouldn't he have just lost his principle? How is Binance able to debit his bank account?

>> No.21130627

>>21129138
Watched this and the fucking red candle just going down straight for 5 minutes.

>> No.21130891
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>>21130454
Any sane bank won't, but in america nothing makes sense so jews will jew your bank account like a used crack whore.

>> No.21130915

>>21130486
This is why I don't long or short or margin or options or anything. If I'm feeling ballsy I'll take a loan on aave and shortsell or long that way, but fuck bitmex and binance shit. I don't know what half these words mean, but at least with my method I know all I can lose is my collateral should worse come to worst. Currently up almost 30k from my most recent position. Small balls though because loan utilization is under 30%. Then again this is crypto were talking about. It's nothing to see a 25% move in the 6 hours you're sleeping. Have to give yourself some breathing room so you aren't babysitting candlesticks 24/7 until you close. Crypto being 24/7 is a double edged sword. At least wall street guys can get some time away from a screen. The crypto trader is an entirely different breed because of this. Only an autistic neet can seriously keep up with this shit.

>> No.21130985

>>21130915
I've been up all night watching charts. It's 6 30 AM here. Don't know when I'm going to bed.

>> No.21131023

>>21130985
How much have you made overall and was it worth the lifestyle

>> No.21131040
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that's why you're poor and will remain poor. kys

>> No.21131198

>>21129352
WTF i thought he was just liquidated this is some next level fuckery, why would you margin trade without an automatic liquidation? This is playing Russian roulette at its finest.

>> No.21131291

>>21128904
Btc is an outdated PoW shitcoin. Boomers and their "store of value" mantra are the only think keeping it going

>> No.21131298

>>21131023
I got into crypto before corona. So far I would say overall I've x3 the amount of money I've put into it. It's worth it but I'm usually not staring at charts. I was when I started. I'd wake up a couple of times a night to see what's doing. Since then I've relaxed a lot. I got into another hold a few days ago that I'm kind of nervous about so I'm keeping an eye on it.

>> No.21131304

>>21129138
F

>> No.21131343

>>21131198
Why would you margin trade something as volatile as crypto. one 30% day and you're fucked

>> No.21131416

>>21131343
Normally BTC and ETH does not drop in 10% in one day, and extremely rarely they do it twice so far i considered to try long after the big dumps and all 3 cases would be highly successful. Margin trade is a good alternative to the people who do not want or cannot invest into a potentially mooning shitcoins.

>> No.21131742

>>21131416
>normally
Gamblers fallacy can easily be applied here.
Anyone margin trading isn't smart money, it's just gambling.

>> No.21131787

>>21131742
You don't understand the difference between a random event and a trend.

>> No.21131861
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My favorite.

>> No.21131977

>>21131861
Damn he really sounded like he knew what he was talking about

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>> No.21132028

>>21128683
I want everyone to make it massively, because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy to know that people are winning
But spectacular fails are pretty funny too
No shortage of entertainment here

>> No.21132044

>>21128897
I remember that day. Was truly one of the funniest days of my life. I was in tears of laughter for hours watching the chart.

At the end of the day, it’s about the frens we make along the way. Never forget our experiences together

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>>21128794
Oh fuck, they got stung, lol

>> No.21132098

>>21129367
plot twist he actually became a billionaire in those 3 days and went incognito

>> No.21132109

>>21128897
Holy shit, more pink than a pride march

>> No.21132125

>>21130454
this, wtf
I had my card rejected because it was like -0.03 overdrawn

>> No.21132169

>>21132125
Some banks will

>> No.21132233

>>21128952
Dear, this is a very promising investment I look forward to hopeful gains!

>> No.21132244

>>21131304
Hello newfren, you have to go back to plebbit

>> No.21132255

>>21129138
I was there, I hope he's still alive

>> No.21132284

>>21129352
Oh, on a scale of bad to bad that's bad

>> No.21132303

>>21129038
i have much many united states dollar in bank going to convert in all for this gem

>> No.21132358

>>21131298
Man, from someone who's been here since 2017, it's not okay to wake up at night to check your folio
This is a highway to degenerate trading

>> No.21132467

>>21128897
I'm literally just here for the pink wojaks

>> No.21132595

>>21128952
Pls sirs my village need new shitting street

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>>21132233
>>21132244
>>21132255

>> No.21132859

>>21129352
kek pwnd

>> No.21133016

>>21129367
i remember this anon

>> No.21133446

>>21131977
Thats the dangers of fud, oftentimes they really do.

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>> No.21133877

>>21130291
Because having money makes you more greedy, not less.

>> No.21134018
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>>21128683

This guy who sold his house to buy safex scam

>> No.21134147

>>21128952
i remember the first time i came across a pajeet scam i almost went into. i couldn't buy it because even though i had 1 ETH it would have moved the price too much, and i realised that coins with huge gas fees are scams. it's still listed on coingecko for some reason, it's called PYRO. i'm glad i learned my lesson and came out completely unscathed