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Are they a good investment?

>> No.21102261

>>21102228
yeah chainlink is a great investment

>> No.21102283

>>21102228
what's the point of this?
to have a very obvious visual representation of the money you wasted?

>> No.21102315

>>21102228
That's not an investment it's fake grass retard

>> No.21102323

>>21102283
This
The answer is no OP they are horrible and only dumb or poor people have them..

>> No.21102325

>>21102283
So you don’t have to mow the lawn or water the grass.

>> No.21102341
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21102341

Do you pee sitting down?

>> No.21102371

>>21102315
>saves you having to buy a lawnmower
>saves you physical labour
>saves you time
Anon there is no more precious commodity than time

>> No.21102374

>>21102228
Yes if you're getting a putting green installed in your yard, no if you're planning on doing your whole yard in astroturf. It never looks quite right. Just get a sprinkler system installed, it will probably be cheaper than an artificial lawn would cost.

>> No.21102441

>>21102228
No they all look fake. Its made in China and leaches chemicals. If you don't want to water anything just plant native plants.

>> No.21102530

>>21102228
You'll never get the runny shit out of it when a dog takes a crap on it

>> No.21102589
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21102589

Realize that most common weeds that grow without any maintenance are edible and very nutritious. Its a huge racket for jews to sell discount chemicals to boomers at walmart. The USDA website has nutrient information on things like mustard plants and sow thistle.

>> No.21102636

>>21102325
but if you have money for this silliness then surely you have money to demonstrate to the neighborhood poors that you can afford a mexican to water your (real) lawn.

>> No.21103061

>>21102589
weeds still overgrow like a fuck. You can't eat an entire yard of dandelions. My solution is to get a pet goat

>> No.21103074
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21103074

Permaculture yard

>> No.21103103

>>21103061
Male goats stink though. Don't get those.

>> No.21103111

>>21102228
Do city slickers really?

>> No.21103131

>>21102371
Could just have an aesthetic rock garden instead of a subhuman plastic wasteland

>> No.21103172

>>21102228
why not just buy a VR headset anon, when you put it on everything else can be artificial

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>>21102323
My neighbor in Phoenix got one. Had to fight with the HOA for like a year, and it cost a fuck ton. But it looks nice I have to admit and only on closer inspection does it look fake.

I later moved to Chicago and have a real lawn on my 1 acre. It is a pain, but once every two weeks riding my lawn mower takes 30 minutes and I like the feel of real grass on my property.

I'm probably not /biz/ approved but gardening has never felt like a chore and there is a zen like quality to spending time outside on your own property pruning roses and bushes.

T. Boomiest of boomer posts

>> No.21103429

>>21102371
How much time did you waste reading this, thinking about your sentence, and typing it out? What did you gain from it? How much more will be wasted reading this reply and forming your reply and then waiting to see my next reply?