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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.21078243

finally bizbros get some extra link over mommy

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>>21078213

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>>21078213

How far we've come

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Gentleman...

>> No.21078719

I love all of you anons, but this is so tiresome. My mental energy has been completely drained. I can’t focus in life anymore after so many years.

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>>21078213
For the last 9 months I've been stacking LINK and I've also been Jelqing a ton too. At work today, I hid in the bathroom three seperate times to check the price of LINK and Jelq. It's like the price of LINK and the frequency at which I Jelq are somehow correlated. Did anyone else get into Jelqing after adding Chainlink to their portfolio? Can anyone explain why holding LINK compels me to Jelq?

>> No.21079017

Rip the pasta officially doesnt make sense anymore

>> No.21079614

>>21079017
that makes it better

>> No.21079702

>>21079017
are you kidding, fuck that guy's mom
>didnt read
>NEVER SELLING
>Not 500 LINK
>Not 100 LINK
>Not 49.9 LINK

>> No.21079717

>>21079017
Now I’m hoping someone will actually let me stay with them

>> No.21079782

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!