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>finally get gf
>she’s fat

>> No.21044225

>>21044216
are you /fit/

>> No.21044233

>>21044216
Does she have bob

>> No.21044255

Dates at the gym

>> No.21044269

>>21044216
good practice gf

>> No.21044275

god I wish I had a fatty to bury my meat stick in right now but such is the incel life oh well back to my shitcoins

>> No.21044280

>>21044216
How fat are we talking?

>> No.21044288

>>21044255
how do you do this. i had dates at the gym with my fat ex gf and it made me dump her

>> No.21044290

Unironically in the same situation OP.

>> No.21044310

>>21044216
>>21044290
kek me too bros.

>> No.21044311

>finally get gf
>no time for own shit anymore
>also gf acting up almost daily
>also sex is overrated

>> No.21044333

>>21044216
She’ll have friends who are less fat. Always look to trade up

>> No.21044348

>finally get gf
>she's a neurotic whore

>> No.21044359

>/biz/

>> No.21044363

>>21044216
whats the point of having a gf if you arent attracted to her? are you in love with her or something

>> No.21044366

>>21044216
>get gf
>she's a gf (male)
still love her

>> No.21044442

How many pink do i need for fat girl with monster boobs

>> No.21044524

>>21044216
That's on you bud.
But like this guy said:
>>21044269
Just go with it for now and make the most of it, You're going to need some experience In order to achieve a thinner, hotter girlfriend, you might just have to work your way down the fat scale to make this a reality. it's a path some of you have no choice but to take.

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>>21044216
>Buying high
>selling low
Ah yes the biz way

>> No.21044562

not /biz/ related, faggot

>> No.21044582

>>21044255
> gym girls
Literally 3/10 whores, you want fitness class girls

>> No.21044845

>>21044216
Fuck here very very good, and eat her pussy.
Then start using sexual denial to motivate her to get fit.
And any day she actually comes to gym with you give her a gooooood fuck.

>> No.21044883

>>21044845
Cringe boomer, unwanted & sad!

>> No.21044948

>>21044269
>get practice gf
>she gets pregnant

>> No.21045021

>>21044225

I’m not fat, and I run, bike and lift multiple times per week.

>>21044290
>>21044310

Honestly I just figured what the hell, what have I got to lose. And now I think it’s 50/50. She’s nice to have for the physicality, and companionship. But I’d be just as happy by myself again.

>> No.21045045

>>21044216
hot
get her to sit on your face

>> No.21045068

>>21044216
that's what we a call a fixer-upper

>> No.21045075

>>21044948
>practice baby

>> No.21045104

>>21045075
KEK

>> No.21045139
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21045139

>>21045075
>tfw you're the practice baby

>> No.21045152

>>21045021
>Honestly I just figured what the hell, what have I got to lose. And now I think it’s 50/50. She’s nice to have for the physicality, and companionship. But I’d be just as happy by myself again.
same.
if she loses like 40-50 lbs, shed actually be pretty hot. but if not, im fine being alone if we break up. for now the sex and emotional connection feels bretty good

>> No.21045165

>>21045045
and wear a snorkel

>> No.21045181

>>21044948
Wear condos

>> No.21045182

>>21044216
If she is cute in the face then motivate her to lose weight

>> No.21045490
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21045490

>>21044311
yeah, i never had a "youth" phase, and now ill probably be stuck as a virgin forever. not because i can't pick up chicks, but i just dont find the motivation to try. every man who is older and wiser says its not worth it anyway, and im not into one night stands so no hookers. but yeah the the cost of time and money is alot, and i have money, and freedom

>> No.21045497

>>21045139
literally me. dad left mom for a slightly hotter woman when I was 2 years old.

>> No.21045519
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21045519

>finally get gf
>she's a thin asian
>marry her

>> No.21045544

Finally get gf. Shes a crazy liberal sjw. Wont get coffee at a shop that offered free coffee to cops. Wtf am i to do.

>> No.21045550

>>21045519
Imagine no tits or ass for life. I'd genuinely rather be a fag.

>> No.21045564

>>21044216
it's that you're gay, op. fap to traps from time to time to keep your mind off it.

>> No.21045597

> be me
> Finally get a gf
> She's trad azn
> Azn food all the time
> Sex whenever
> She's not spontaneous tho
Well I know what to expect I guess

>> No.21045599

>>21044216
How fat are we talking, anon? Like obese or just a little overweight? And was she fat before you guys started dating?

>> No.21045604

take her to the gym, or ask if she'd like to join you biking/running or whatever

>> No.21045664

>marry 5'6" gf
>Goes from 125 to 140
Its fine but stop gaining weight damnit.

>> No.21045675

>>21044363
This.
Does literally any woman tick the box for these guys? Even if they are unattractive? What's the point.

>> No.21045684

>>21045599

Best way to put it would be severely chubby. Like not morbidly obese but definitely on the heavier side. She was thin and got fatter overtime before I met her.

>> No.21045692

>>21045684
Are you the Architecture anon?

>> No.21045713

>>21045692

No

>> No.21045724
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>>21045181
what about time shares?

>> No.21045731

>>21045692

Fucking like 1/3 of American women are overweight. The odds of getting a non fatty are definitely stacked against a guy.

>> No.21045740

>>21045544
Use her for sex or whatever but that's not marriage material

>> No.21045758

>>21045731
>1/3
literally half are overweight and that's the medical definition. women can be quite chubby and still not medically overweight, so basically more than half of all women are FAT at this point.

>> No.21045793

>>21045713
>>21045731
Take her hiking. If she refuses entice her with salty meats and cheeses but then at the end of the hike say oops I forgot the meat n cheese! Then give her a healthy snack

>> No.21045823

Gotta keep those fatties on the move and watch their eating habits

>> No.21045834

>>21045684
Most women get fatter, uglier and depreciate with age.
If you're living right as a man you realize your value increases as you age.
If you find yourself no longer physically being attracted to her then it's time to dump her and let her settle down with a man with similar market values.
Life is too short to fuck a woman you're not attracted to.

>> No.21045842

>>21045490
She's my first and I was 26 when we first had sex. Really I'd rather just get a bj or jerk off than have sex now that I know what it's like.

>> No.21045849

>>21045519
>have a kid
>he shoots up a sorority house out of incel rage

>> No.21045885
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21045885

anyone else unironically like chubbier women?

>> No.21045890

>>21045793
kek

>> No.21046014

>>21045849

Based

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21046076

>finally get a gf
>she's not Asian

>> No.21046090

>>21044269
This, unironically.

>> No.21046139

>>21044948
Can't be a dad if you kill yourself!

>> No.21046171

>>21045793
my fucking SIDES

>> No.21046201

>>21045544
Red pill her on the Jews and white genocide.

>> No.21046221

Stop with the gym shit. Yes, going to the gym is a good idea, but fat bitches are fat because they eat too goddamn much.

>> No.21046252

>>21045692
James Bond?

>> No.21046292

>>21045842
You say that now. Sex is like oxygen.

>> No.21046330

I finally got a gf and she was good body but not great face, maybe like 5 or 6/10 face. Got her to workout with me so she's got a decent booty and potential to be excellent. But now she's put on some weight too so she's skinny fat. And the extra weight is not good on her, she doesn't get sexy thic more like loose extra
flabby thick. Sex is still good but not really attracted to her unless my penis is going inside her.

Problem is I've been with her for 4 fucking years now and I am emotionally connected. Also it would kill her if we broke up, and me honestly I do love her. I'm good looking but I'm also 30 now so don't know how much longer I have to fuck hot girls. Don't know what to do part of me loves her and wants to stay but other part sees hot girls with pretty faces all day and want to leave and try to find hotter gf.

What should I do? If she can keep the extra skinny fat weight off she would have a banging body but the face will never be banging, it can be decent to good with makeup but sometimes in the wrong lighting and angle absolutely ugly. I always thought I didn't need a pretty face just good ass and body but when I see these really pretty girls I just get so jealous and sad. What do?

>> No.21046380

>>21046221
This. One stop through the drive thru on the way back home erases an entire gym session. Download one of those calorie counting weight loss apps and have it remind her 5 times a day to track what she shoves down her whore mouth

>> No.21046578

>>21046330
Stop comparing her to other girls. You'll regret it if you leave her and probably won't find anybody who will love you this much again.

>> No.21046687

>>21044275
bro you wont even be able to get hard

>> No.21046710

>>21044216
>finally find someone I want to fuck
>it's my jewish friend's thot wife
>everyone consents
Sometimes memes and reality converge a little hard.

>> No.21046714

>>21046330
Im in the same sutuation but im 25 and with her for 5 years. Problem is her face isnt cute and shes chubby. Shes losing the chubbyness but her face still isnt that great. Meanwhile it seems like every girl I walk past is hot af. Maybe I can just convince her to let me fug other girls?

>> No.21046789

>>21045724
Underrated

>> No.21046811

>>21046714
If you managed to get a hotter girlfriend, you'd get bored of her too and other girls would start to look far happier.
What you have is enough, you don't need more

>> No.21046923

>>21046714
Yea fuck, I wish it was socially acceptable and normal to have a long time gf you love but also have sex with hot girls and escorts and strippers just for the sex.

I used to go see strippers and get lap dances to get some dose of hot ass girls but I never fucked them or did anything cause I would feel bad but also I would feel extra bad if I got an std and gave it to gf.

>> No.21046937

>>21046811
Not really. I would be thankful for a hot gf. Ive been with hot girls before it was nice, the post nut soberness is always better with a hot girl than a chubby

>> No.21046946

stop banging fat women, it encourages it

>> No.21046976

>>21046811
Is this actually true tho? Heard this said but has anyone actually experienced this?

>> No.21047068

>>21046976
Its beta advice for desperate losers by losers. You think Drake settles for chubby chicks because hed get bored of hot chicks too? Lmao

>> No.21047159

>>21047068
It's not advice specifically for chubby chicks. You think drake doesn't look at other girls and think they are hotter than whatever woman he is with? Heard he's into kids as well so maybe he's not the best example.
When you find somebody you love and who loves you, that is enough. Constantly wanting more will make you sad.

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21047240

The reddest pill you didn't ask for.
Pregnancy fills them with youthful hormones.
Fat accumulates in all the right places.
Muscle forms properly to compensate.

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>>21045849
Now lemme tell you that's a good thing!
https://youtu.be/Z0N88Lqg8Wc

>> No.21047705

>>21044948
>>21044216

Only get your wife pregnant son.

>> No.21047726

>>21044216
All great stories start with alcohol.

>> No.21047769

>>21044216
Un-fat her. I always tell my wife that if she gets fat I’m going to tie a rope around her neck and to my bumper and then drive around until she isn’t fat anymore

>> No.21047822

>>21044216
Get out immediately. Girlfriends are a meme. All in Suterusu, 100x, then move to Japan.

>> No.21047844

>>21044216
How fat? My wife had a bit of extra pudge when I met her. But she was also a virgin, had many other top tier qualities, and I could tell from her face she would end up an 8 if I could get her to lose weight. Which turned out to be surprisingly easy.

>> No.21047877

>>21047240
brain dead retard

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>>21044216
>finally get gf
>she's not real

>> No.21047882

>>21045544
slowly charm her into seeing things from a renewed perspective. no girl is going to have your politics, you just need to be compelling enough to change her mind

>> No.21047974

>I'm also 30 now so don't know how much longer I have to fuck hot girls
Do you hold at least 1000 LINK? How does the next 80 years sound?

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>>21047240
based

>> No.21047992

>>21047974
was for >>21046330

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>>21044216
>dumped fat practice gf because i thought i could do better
>still single a year later

>> No.21048919

>>21044845
Fringe coomer, badthink mad!

>> No.21048996

>>21044562
Nobody cares about this degenerate hive filled with scamming pajeets, shitcoin peddlers and shills trying got get you to sell all your LINK. Not even the mods.

>> No.21049074

>>21045544
If you're charming you can change her.

T. Wife now laughs at Jew jokes and knows trannies are mentally ill

>> No.21049129

>>21044216
How fat though? If she's not a straight whale then it's not so bad. I dated a girl that was kinda fat before and I felt like I could do better, but her pussy wasn't that bad.

>> No.21049131

>>21046710
>greentext plz

>> No.21049172

>>21044348
>Neurotic whore
That's the girl part of girlfriend

>> No.21049185

>>21046937
Hot girls are overrated. Some have genuinely good personalities but like all people, most are boring, or they're retarded. Find a woman with a good face, most of a brain, a good sense of humour and a caring demeanor.

>> No.21049197

>>21044275
Not difficult

>> No.21049379

>>21044216
Ctrl + z

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>>21045885
I do. But my bitch insists on getting a 6 pack.

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>>21044216
good lad

>> No.21049650

>>21044216
>finally get gf
>she’s a gook

>> No.21049695

>>21046330
age gracefully with her anon. have a wonderful life filled with laughter and happiness.

Forget all the degenerate shit about fucking thots. the grass isn't greener on the other side.

>> No.21049841

>>21046330
It's completely and utterly morally reprehensible to date someone uglier than you. Imagine what you could be doing to your potential future kids if you ever get this bitch pregnant. Imagine the suffering they'll go through, and for what? Just so your selfish ass doesn't have to feel lonely. Dating ugly women is nothing short of fucking laziness at best and completely irresponsible self loathing at worst, and is a tell tale sign that a man has absolutely no self respect what so ever. Have some fucking standards ffs and think about the genes you have to pass on.
Ffs dump that bitch and find a woman you can be proud of you fucking loser.

>> No.21049853

>>21046976
For every hot broad you see on the street there's a guy tired of fucking her.

Why do you think thots and even supermodels get cheated on? A man can and will grow acostumed to everything.

>> No.21049862

I found that the attractive women have always monkey branched off me, and at 26 now I completely given up. Ive been on dates recently with BBW and Asian chicks but nothing fills the void. My soul is used abused, I need time to heal, but I've been a single husk for over two years. My solitude only brings me peace, and saying hi to my grandparents every couple of days.

>> No.21050052

Most of you guys are amerimudds right? You know the vast majority of humans in your country are fat fucks right? Stop eating literal garbage and exercise like once in a while it’s not that difficult you mongos