/smg/ - stonk market general

[Anonymous No.21040707]

INVESTORS INVESTORS INVESTORS edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>21036371

[Anonymous No.21040738]

Why did you use some fat trailer park looking whore in the op image?

[Anonymous No.21040756]

UAL and DAL are mooning like fuck AH

[Anonymous No.21040801]

All in /GC

[Anonymous No.21040913]

>>21040738
This
>>21040707
Not even a man, 0/10

[Anonymous No.21040920]

buy DPW

[Anonymous No.21040934]

>>21040756
I fucking hate airlines stock so much

[Anonymous No.21040951]

any high rollers here?

[Anonymous No.21040958]

CTVA surprised upside as your humble narrator foretold. It will be up to $32 quickly, stall, flop around then you get back in at 28 in 3 weeks.
Great volatility trade.
: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/corteva-reports-second-quarter-first-210000610.html?.tsrc=applewf

[Anonymous No.21040966]

>>21040934
Why you mad you missed your chance when they were cheap?

[Anonymous No.21041050]

>>21040756
Yeah because congress is contemplating bailing them out

[Anonymous No.21041057]

[Anonymous No.21041102]

>>21040756
Patience pays off... 41% of my investment wad is in DAL.

[Anonymous No.21041168]

AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21041189]

>>21041168
NOOOOO BEZOS HAS TO BUY AT THE TOP LIKE ALL OF THE RETARDED RETAIL TRADERS

[Anonymous No.21041203]

>>21041102
I did about 30% between UAL and DAL

[Anonymous No.21041252]

Where's that idiot that was talking shit about nickel?

[Anonymous No.21041272]

DDD After hours -7.65%

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

20% layoffs across the board and total restructuring

[Anonymous No.21041276]

>>21041203
I hope you guys sell and make a quick buck.

Investing in airlines is the hight of Robinhood logic.

[Anonymous No.21041285]

>>21041252
I’m right here. What are you gonna do about it nickel boy??

[Anonymous No.21041316]

>>21041285
Count my money.

[Anonymous No.21041319]

>>21040707
i'd do anything to suck his dick

[Anonymous No.21041424]

I AM UNIRONICALLY FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.21041432]

>>21040707
Same guy from last thread who had the shopping list of a portfolio, think I’m gonna dump SBUX RDSA TSLA SPCE MGM T IVV and INTC

[Anonymous No.21041458]

>>21041189
Stock market wouldn’t mean anything if people never bought the top

[Anonymous No.21041460]

>>21040707
Alright /biz/ I have no idea how anything stock market related works but I want to invest and make money off of stocks as an extra revenue source so I don't have to worry entirely on my job for money. What do?

[Anonymous No.21041510]

>>21041460
Buy airline stock.

[Anonymous No.21041513]

>>21041460

>First you need to get a broker. Go sign up at Fidelity or TD Ameritrade.

>deposit money into your account

>buy stocks

[Anonymous No.21041526]

just gonna buy one (1) AAPL share to start out my portfolio with and sit on that for a year or so

[Anonymous No.21041556]

>>21041460
same here bro. just downloaded "One Up On the Stock Market by Peter Lynch and ive been watching a bit of Khan Academy videos on stocks to contextualize a bit for me

[Anonymous No.21041565]

>>21041316
You don’t tell me what to do. I’m not even the same guy. I just think nickel is dumb.

I DO WHAT I WANT

[Anonymous No.21041589]

>>21041556
cringe boomer advice isn't going to help you

[Anonymous No.21041611]

>>21041589
i downloaded it for free so no loss to me. are those type of books seriously not any help?

[Anonymous No.21041615]

Kek, wait for apple cheapies thanks to split. Dump 8000 into more shares. Ride the rebound fast wave to 300+ per. Pocket over 21600 in profit. No memes, no penny shit, just striking when opportunity knocks.

[Anonymous No.21041646]

>>21041565
>dumb weeb can't even read.

That's what I'M doing. I don't care what you do.

[Anonymous No.21041645]

>>21041615
When is the split

[Anonymous No.21041666]

>>21041615
When is a good time to buy apple? the split means there will more incentives for people to buy the cheaper split stocks and therefore the stock will go up, and therefore its a good time to buy right?
>>21041645
August 31

[Anonymous No.21041671]

I cashed out about 90% of my portfolio today and I can't quite describe the amount of simultaneous relief and regret I'm feeling. I'm up over 200% since I started trading back in April, and just felt like taking profit while I can. Someone please validate my decision so I don't FOMO back into the market tomorrow on potential lost gains. I think I should take a small break.

[Anonymous No.21041682]

>>21041646
WELL I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO. YOU BIG JERK

[Anonymous No.21041725]

>>21041671
Good job bro

[Anonymous No.21041736]

>>21041611
If you're interested in minimal risk gains yes. you would learn much more by just paying attention to /smg/ and throwing some cash in FAGMAN as a start.

[Anonymous No.21041745]

I just opened up a wealthfront investor account the other day. I don't know a damn thing about stocks or bonds or really how money works at all, just that I have an expendable 5k (this does not factor in my ~8 mo emergency cash).

I started with 1k because I don't want to go all in on a bad decision. Given my experience level and how little 5k seems to be on the internet, how bad of a fuckup did I just pull?

[Anonymous No.21041747]

>>21041671
one day i hope i can go up 200%. it seems like a distant dream at this point

[Anonymous No.21041757]

Any day now

[Anonymous No.21041759]

>>21041671
You dun goofed. We are headed to the moon.

Enjoy being poor while we become millionaires

[Anonymous No.21041777]

>>21041757
See you in five years when nasdaq is 30K

[Anonymous No.21041796]

>>21041736
>you would learn much more by just paying attention to /smg/ and throwing some cash in FAGMAN
jesus christ, youre giving the same advice as my indian silicon valley dad did, word for word last night. so i guess he's not just a deluded pajeet living in the SV bubble. Anyways i shouldve considered the minimal risk these high cap companies will especially have in light of covid.

[Anonymous No.21041814]

>>21041671
It depends. Nothing is better than time in the market. If you have a bunch of safe shit then you probably should've kept. If you were 100% tqqq then you probably did a good job getting out.
That said, if you want to make real money, you have to gamble hard.

[Anonymous No.21041838]

The price of apple stock will fall to 110 +/- a share based on today's price upon split day. Course that's likely to change. My guess based on just pure greed is that the day before the split is effective the apple stock price will take a shat. So when the split happens the new stock price will be even lower. Say 100 or under. Hey, gotta strike when you can you know. Large fat cat investors will be buying like crack.

[Anonymous No.21041839]

>>21040756
the real play here is to buy SAVE

[Anonymous No.21041858]

>>21041757
The dotcom bubble was ahead of its time.

[Anonymous No.21041888]

Been working my ass off to build up a measly $9k. Recently had a tragedy so now I have a large sum of money coming but not for like a year and also not guaranteed. Makes the market so boring now, I just want to time travel and either prevent the tragedy or reap the rewards. This limbo on top of the depression just makes it impossible to find joy even in the market where I used to get some adrenaline

[Anonymous No.21041900]

>>21041432
I agree with all those except MGM. They are boss and itll be 20+ eoy and 30s post corona

[Anonymous No.21041953]

>>21041888

Find other outlets and find something to do with your time

[Anonymous No.21041960]

>>21041671

Convert the cash into physical gold if you want a real sense of safety. I mean this sincerely. If you keep your wealth in dollars, or even any fiat currency whatsoever, you are simply going to lose it in the medium- or long-term; possibly even the short-term. Every day that gold goes up, the purchasing-power of your currency is going down. GDX or GDXJ would give you a much greater return than gold; but if de-risking is what you want, then at least store your money in bullion. Cash is the risk right now. A banking crisis is imminent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6DQtbn5nos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9xeSOdr9Uc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XliHE6QgljY

To purchase bullion, either sign up to GoldMoney or BullionVault and hold it there; get PHYS on the stock market; or hold real coins in your own hand. Do not buy GLD or SLV, which are ponzi-schemes which are about to collapse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOPKizJ_Y4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=912UykAeVX0

[Anonymous No.21042012]

How should I go about making 25% gains by the end of the year?

[Anonymous No.21042020]

>>21041671
Wealth is made by taking profit, and there were always be more opportunities regardless.
>>21041888
Czech'd but how is a massive bull market boring? It's earnings season and PMs are mooning on top of it.

[Anonymous No.21042028]

>>21041838
>My guess based on just pure greed is that the day before the split is effective the apple stock price will take a shat.
>Large fat cat investors will be buying like crack.
How will "pure greed" cause the stock to tank before the split?

[Anonymous No.21042099]

>>21041316
comfy Larry and Jeff pics ..

[Anonymous No.21042122]

>>21042028
Apple stock pre split. Tanks to 400 per. 400/4 is 100 per. Apple stock tanks to 380. 380/4 is 95 per. Cheaper share prices. More shares bagged per dollar.

[Anonymous No.21042126]

ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY!!!!!
PARTY!!!!
PARTY!!!
PARTY!!
PARTY!

>>21036689

[Anonymous No.21042136]

>>21041316
God I wish I had a friend like Jeff, Jewish.

[Anonymous No.21042138]

>>21042020
There is a bit of bullshit with this thinking.

If you have an investment account it's to invest and get returns on your money.

People who have a good run and then pull half out to spend on depreciating shit are not "taking profits" they are locking in depreciating losses from something giving ROI.

It's important to be specific on "taking profits". You take profit when the asset you held is no longer good returns for the risk. Not because it's gone up. Not because you have big wins.

You sell when it's been fully milked and whatever made you like the company is no longer a thing and not for any other reason.

This year more than any other should tell people to not take profits when you are in the best assets.

[Anonymous No.21042152]

>>21042138
For instance everyone rotating to "value" is going to be holding bags for years while the actual best stocks to own continue to run.

[Anonymous No.21042162]

>>21042122
Lol if it dips back down to $380 I will sell 50% of my portfolio and put it in Apple.

[Anonymous No.21042183]

>>21041460
Lurk /smg/ threads and invest in the opposite of what is posted here

[Anonymous No.21042193]

I hope those fucks in congress pass the 2nd check bill soon so I get my 2400 bucks. I've got cheap apple stock on my wish list.. I already own apple stock but I'm a greedy bastard ok..

[Anonymous No.21042204]

>MVIS
OH NONO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA
TIME TO BUY BACK IN

[Anonymous No.21042214]

>>21042122
You haven’t explained *why* the stock would fall to 400 or lower, which it won’t, in any case.

[Anonymous No.21042237]

GOLD earnings report Monday morning. Any thoughts on buying before then? I Don't like that it's Monday morning when I don't have a chance to sell before the report.

[Anonymous No.21042257]

I want to get into stocks, have been thinking about it for 4 years but now that Normans are in deep I don’t think it’s the right time.

[Anonymous No.21042272]

>>21041611
The loss from bad advise and ideas is far more than the cost of a book you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.21042284]

>>21042257
Better think about it for 4 more years, leaving money on the table then. Maybe then you'll find another excuse to postpone for another 4 years. Maybe "you're too old" or something.

[Anonymous No.21042285]

>>21042214
Why wouldn't it? Stocks can shat for no reason at all. Who wouldn't want even cheaper apple stock..

[Anonymous No.21042289]

>>21042204
>buying at 10x the March price
This is why I hate this general

[Anonymous No.21042301]

>>21042257
Nigga just get in, buy some ETFs and FAGMANs and watch your money increase for free

[Anonymous No.21042317]

NET chads, why aren’t we getting a pre earnings pump? I don’t get it.

[Anonymous No.21042366]

Okay what do I do with this buying power? Also is anyone still locked in on diamond?

[Anonymous No.21042372]

Guys get the fuck out of Apple, someone told me it’s gonna be as low as $250 EOY

[Anonymous No.21042390]

>>21042272
I have gained over $10k this month alone on /smg/ advice. Books are downright useless and I've acquired many. 100% anti-truth, lies, or feel-good bullshit. /smg/ actually works, shills actually good stocks, give actual good advice. Of course the trick is separating the good from the bad, as in all things, but the only times I lost when following advice from /smg/, I lost just $200 in total, about as much as a single book sometimes go for, and against the gains I've made that would never have happened following those books, that's quite a vast schism. Following any of the books would have bankrupted me in march alone, and resulted in 1% cagr over a 30 years period.

[Anonymous No.21042391]

>>21042285
>Who wouldn't want even cheaper apple stock..
This isn’t how stocks work

[Anonymous No.21042399]

>>21042317
UH OH

[Anonymous No.21042405]

>>21042317
Who knows, let’s hope it doesn’t pull a FSLY.

[Anonymous No.21042424]

>>21042138
hey look guys we found the one person in the history of the universe who is able to buy the bottom and sell the top each and every time

imagine being this stupid.

[Anonymous No.21042456]

>>21042405
Perhaps the pump in the previous week was priced in?

[Anonymous No.21042461]

>>21042284
>>21042301
Well before I thought stocks would crash and I still think they’re going to crash until they’re around 2010 levels. I was just in high school then and didn’t care. After I finished college I wanted in but then I did my research and thought that a stock crash was bound to happen and that most day traders don’t even make that much money so in the end I waited and will continue to wait for the crash. And I’m not getting in when zoomers and retarded know it all millennials are rushing to buy stocks now.

[Anonymous No.21042463]

>>21042317
Fastly spooked the market. you're going to see red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21042483]

>>21042461
As I said.

[Anonymous No.21042493]

Seen it time and again. Stock posts good earnings. It tanks. Stock posts bad earnings. It goes up. Stock is about to merge with another. They keep the price locked down so the exchange ratio is better. Then the day after hey the lock is open and the stock flies again. Stock posts good earnings. It does nothing..

[Anonymous No.21042505]

>>21042461
Yea keep waiting for crash even though we just had one. Report back in in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.21042532]

>>21042505
10 years*
To be fair he's waiting for leg #2 which could happen anytime, and it would be unprecedented if it didn't, but infinite QE is also unprecedented, and whether we're going up or down doesn't matter as money is money.

[Anonymous No.21042533]

Is credit spread anon around?

[Anonymous No.21042541]

>>21042214
this

[Anonymous No.21042566]

>>21042390
I wasn't telling him to buy the book btw. I'm telling him to learn the worth of the words not the paper.

Also there are at least 2 good books suggested by billionaire investors I know of, success in the current market has nothing to do with your skill and knowledge as an investor. If not luck its purely intuition.

[Anonymous No.21042575]

>>21041757
>linear scale
<75IQ detected

[Anonymous No.21042602]

>>21042461
There was like a 25% crash this year and you didn't jump in? You're never going to make it

[Anonymous No.21042620]

>>21042461
Fuck back off to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.21042621]

Am I gonna make it biz?

30 OKE
30 RTX
08 TSM
40 SSL
120 MRO
268 TELL

[Anonymous No.21042626]

>>21041671
I'm up a lot playing ZM, TQQQ, PRPL and AMD from Mar - Aug. But around 30-50% of my entire portfolio is always in options. I'll just transfer the gains to more delta neutral strategies. I like a bunch of strategies with a low correlation to the stock market and work in tandem to generate outstanding performance.

[Anonymous No.21042634]

>>21042566
Making money in the current market is very different than usual but there is not a single book worth using as all of them are bullshit "I got lucky living in a time where literally any pick made you rich therefore use my shit method that literally reduced my gains because I won goy" shite, and nice flowery shit that doesn't even remotely work in practice or shit that's been deprecated for decades.
However, while luck, as in all times, can make fortunes, this market is entirely playable by skills. Just because you're losing doesn't mean everyone else is, too.

[Anonymous No.21042655]

>>21042372
Oh no! Better listen to someone!

[Anonymous No.21042677]

I thought the whole point was to bag a stock as cheap as hell then ride the gains to epic profit and wealth. Greed man. If some fuck(s) can do it to make the stock cheap so they can bag more of it then they'll do it. It's all about the money.

[Anonymous No.21042697]

>>21042634
Thanks for the heads up on boomer advice.
> this market is entirely playable by skills.
Skills that come with intuition or are learned by practice ?

[Anonymous No.21042713]

>>21042461
yeah you're definitely smarter getting 0% a year on your money than the "zoomers and millenials" in the stock market. cope

[Anonymous No.21042723]

>>21042461
Lmao

[Anonymous No.21042749]

>>21042483
>>21042505
>>21042602
>>21042620
>>21042713
>>21042723
So how much have you made considering premiums and capital gains tax? Not much I bet.

[Anonymous No.21042755]

>>21042289
It wont ever get back there though while the upside is decent considering the rumors swirling

[Anonymous No.21042764]

Post your PnL for the year.

[Anonymous No.21042766]

>>21042634
I mean, that's wrong. Anti-fragile and Fooled By Randomness are both applicable to the market as it stands. The (Mis)Behavior of Markets is also applicable, if not by the models it proposes, at least by dismantling those that have established the current day's status quo.

[Anonymous No.21042782]

smg? more like baka

[Anonymous No.21042785]

>>21042634
This guy lost a lot of money following Tyrone’s advice and is now mad.

[Anonymous No.21042788]

>>21040707
I have a mask fetish now

[Anonymous No.21042800]

>>21042782

more like s m h

[Anonymous No.21042801]

>>21042749
delusional cope

[Anonymous No.21042810]

>>21042461
Everybody and their dog was waiting for the crash and priming themselves to buy the bottom

(((they))) knew this, and faked the doomers all out. Now they've got massive gains and the doomers are still sitting in cash with their dicks in their hands

[Anonymous No.21042841]

>>21041460
Do you think I posted a faggy fucking post like yours? Did I ask to be spoon feed all the things I know? Fuck no. This is specifically why you won't make it, this is why you will drop trading the second you go below 10%. You have no passion, no dedication for the things you "want."

You are destined to fail because you don't know how to succeed, you don't know how to learn. We live in the age of information, in no other time in any human civilization has all recorded history and knowledge been available at your fingertips, and even now you lack the ability to fucking put into Google "how to fucking trade stocks." You are a pathetic worm, I hope you burn through all your starting capital and go away for ever back into whatever crevice you crawled out of.
t. noob

[Anonymous No.21042851]

>>21042810
More like they're vacuuming up all the money they can so they can drop the market again and realize the literally unbelievable gains. Sell the top to form the bottom and then have retail and competition inflate the prices to sell another top. Literally every time.

[Anonymous No.21042853]

>>21042749
10% more than you’ve made. The best part is that you think you know better while you’re on the sidelines with your dick in your hands. Stay poor retard

[Anonymous No.21042854]

>>21042461
invest something every week and none of this matters

[Anonymous No.21042871]

>>21042853
>10%
hahahah

[Anonymous No.21042881]

>>21042697
Learned by practice. Particularly the skill of rapid adaptation and properly understanding how to adapt. There aren't that many opportunities to hone those skills in an investor's lifetime but access to historical data greatly helps. Basically, it's the ability to correctly assess whether the current strategy is still working or if signs show it has broken down before you go broke, and the ability to consider the possible markets that are differentiating the current market conditions from the normal ones.
While it was fairly obvious that rotating into videogames, telehealth, biotech, tech in general, and away from retail and travel was a smart move, it was speculative by nature. Aiming for this is a valid way to adapt a sector-obese strategy. Another possibility is simply to watch what's going on and find proper support for the current directions and the overall trend. Skills involved include the ability to differentiate between a trend and a disruption, and to qualify said trend (sector? select companies? long-term? short-term?). Following this, a non-short-term strategy that's obese in tech was extremely strong during the whole current market, even if the investor did not use logic to select tech as a specific sector to invest in. The dump was also telegraphed in countless ways: shoeshine boy was in full effect in late 2019 already but really came into overdrive weeks before the dump. The events of 2018-2019 and the debt situation were clearly not helping. Corona or anything else, it was going to crash. Currently, we are getting 2019-tier signals toward a second leg down that mirror y2k investment bubble in tech right after the first leg down. Whether the signal becomes february-tier or vanishes, we'll have to see.

[Anonymous No.21042904]

>>21042854
>buy at the top and none of this matters
Dumb zoomer advice

[Anonymous No.21042922]

>>21042766
Lol'd.
>>21042749
Are you retarded? Basically everyone here is up 50-100% on the low-end, including me. Anyone who wasn't as pessimistic as me is higher. Do you even understand how taxes work? Obviously not. You also clearly don't understand how investing work given you use words you don't understand the meaning of.

[Anonymous No.21042932]

Rate my folio

250 AAPL
100 TQQQ
500 DPZ

[Anonymous No.21042961]

>>21042932
Imagine investing in Dominos

[Anonymous No.21042966]

>>21042749
I’ve gone up >20% this month alone. Was $26k in late June and I’m sitting damn close to $34k right now. No but keep letting your money rot in a savings account getting .0000001% interest a year chief. Good luck

[Anonymous No.21042973]

>>21042932
DPZ kinda random for a portfolio with 3 holdings. Could be worse i guess

[Anonymous No.21042978]

>>21042932
Remove DPZ and AAPL and put it into TQQQ, wait for AAPL split and go back in with 3000 AAPL if you like.

[Anonymous No.21043004]

Does anyone here work for a publicly traded company? How does it feel knowing there are people investing in your place of work? That their gains depend on you being efficient and right.

[Anonymous No.21043007]

>>21042749
This is just my 403b
I do have 200k in cash I regret not dumping but I fell for the save for a house meme.

[Anonymous No.21043009]

>>21042922
>>21042966
proof?

[Anonymous No.21043012]

>>21042871
What is 10% of 300,000?

[Anonymous No.21043016]

>>21042932
>dominos

Based

[Anonymous No.21043019]

When does SHLL become Hyliion?

[Anonymous No.21043020]

>>21042764

[Anonymous No.21043046]

>>21041671
Do not forget that Cash is also a position. (DXY to be more specific, kek). It will keep you safe and you will also be the most ready for when a good play shows up.
>tfwI need to learn this lesson
Legit feel anxious when I leave more than $500 sitting in cash kek.

[Anonymous No.21043047]

>>21042961
>Imagine investing in one of the best performing stocks of the decade

[Anonymous No.21043054]

>>21041759
Whats your rocket?

[Anonymous No.21043062]

>>21042904
I'm up 120% over the last year do whatever you want dude

[Anonymous No.21043069]

>>21042881
Yeah

Speed of adapting is huge. You dont need genius ideas

Just "tech is going to be good" is enough if you have the idea on late march and go full tech. No fancy algos, no crazy research.

Smooth and clear thoughts beat everything. Refine your mental thought process and hone, hone, hone it.

A sharp smooth mind is way better than any hedgefundie on too much stimulants or talking with 10 advisors crunching satellite data and weird correlations

[Anonymous No.21043070]

>>21042764

[Anonymous No.21043088]

>>21042961
>>21042973
>>21042978
I got the DPZ as restricted stock units from back in 2014 when I briefly managed one in my college town. Somehow it's $390 now.. (what the fuck..?) So I kind of have a special attachment to it. Never selling unless Domino's goes belly up.

>>21043016
Thanks. I don't work there anymore but I still get their pasta bowls from time to time.

[Anonymous No.21043094]

>>21043007
if you would have bought a house with that as a downpayment you likely would have gained 70-100k in equity over the same time frame

[Anonymous No.21043116]

what are man - woman - incel relations going to look like during the upcoming depression of the century?

[Anonymous No.21043118]

>>21043094
R*al eshit gtfo

[Anonymous No.21043119]

>>21041671
i did this a month before the 2017 crash a couple years ago. felt bad to miss out on a couple of weeks of profit, but then QQQ and all that dropped 95%

[Anonymous No.21043135]

>>21043094
>Buy a house while in a temporary location training in anesthesia
Yeah, terrible idea. I'm done soon so maybe in a year when I find a job I like. Most people don't stay at their first job.

[Anonymous No.21043166]

>>21042366
I’m in for 190 shares at 11.94. I’m not selling until at least 2022. I’m balls to the wall bull on Lordstown

[Anonymous No.21043181]

>>21043116
>tfw a fatty asked for my snap on tinder

>flirted with me for 2 days straight and blocked me today

Fatties are getting picky lads. Thank god I already have a gf otherwise this is not a good market for finding a decent girl.

[Anonymous No.21043191]

>>21043116
we are going to see increased denationalization and atomization of the individual. the lucky ones will work from home and therefore will ALWAYS be on the clock, the unlucky ones will work out in the "meatspace" world doing manual labor. all other "meatspace" jobs will be automated.

relationships will die and the future will be VR porn and sex toys.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.21043198]

>>21041757
HOLY FUCK
>tfw global market crash of 2014
>99.999 of the population unemployed
>only people with a job are Jeff Bezoz, Elon Musk and Tim Cook
>tfw my bags are still safe
Shut up doomer

[Anonymous No.21043217]

>>21043191
Are all authors on crack 24/7 when writing? That guy sure was

[Anonymous No.21043224]

>>21043135
buy a single level 3 BR starter home with wood floors. make sure it's not built in a rocky area. damn easy maintenance for decades. live in it and then turn it into a rental.

[Anonymous No.21043227]

>buy house
>dislike neighborhood after a year

You know the fees and shitty liquidity of real estate? Not to mention concentration of assets.

The buy a house meme is pure bullshit and renting has very good upsides. Almost all conventional boomer logic like buying re or w.e. Is pure shit

Only buy RE if you get an incredible deal imo

[Anonymous No.21043237]

Don't look now but futures are mooning

[Anonymous No.21043264]

Remind me why I need to keep fighting so hard in this bitch of a life.

[Anonymous No.21043269]

>>21043009
Would last month's alone do? I have 4 brokerage accounts since I was trying to find one that doesn't suck, this is the most consolidated report I can get. I got similar performance in july, and about +10% in may. Almost even in april, and I was 100% cash in march.

[Anonymous No.21043270]

>>21043217
Gibson's prose is just like that .. yes I agree it was written as if he was on drugs. but the prose is also the point.. it's meant to be fast and hard to follow and pulp, just like the future!!

pic related, the drug god of sci-fi.

i'll fuck off back to /lit/ now

[Anonymous No.21043278]

>>21042122
Based. I wont hold my breath but if this does happen I'll liquify 80% of my portfolio. Leave the rest for riskier plays.

[Anonymous No.21043293]

>>21043224
There's a guy in my cohort I sometimes see on the phone talking to his tenants asking them to pay rent. Then on the phone with workers to fix shit that broke down. Granted he owns property in the Bronx but still. Not interested in land lording for now.

[Anonymous No.21043312]

>>21043293
property management companies just take one month's rent and deal with that whole headache for you. you're lamenting the fact that you didn't time the market I'm just reminding you that interest rates are at historic levels

[Anonymous No.21043322]

>>21043293
Kek

This guy is pushing landlording in late 2020 when everything gonna explode.

[Anonymous No.21043338]

B*bo are you ok?

[Anonymous No.21043345]

>>21042932
Sell TQQQ covered calls. I would if I were in your position.

[Anonymous No.21043349]

>>21043264
Idk cuz god made it that way? You could give up yknow and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.21043351]

>>21043312
Maybe 2021 buy
Rates arent going up and market is still fucked while not being cheap

Even then housing is fucked because of boomer downsizing and not enough demand for thwt pricepoint anymore.

[Anonymous No.21043356]

Guys I’m worried what are we gonna do when the market crashes again?

[Anonymous No.21043375]

>>21043356
get even richer hopefully

[Anonymous No.21043376]

>>21043338
Hibernating

[Anonymous No.21043384]

>>21043356
Laughs in fiat

[Anonymous No.21043392]

>>21043356
Sell puts

[Anonymous No.21043459]

>>21043356
See >>21043375
Market can't cash in a single day because lmao breakers. If shit gets crash-bad, it'll bleed for at least a few days, up to several months. That's when you get back in for nickels on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.21043466]

>>21043227
My house has increased in value by 3% per year since buying in 2015. Subtract cost of buying/selling and it’s only 2%. Meanwhile my NKLA puts go up 500% in one month. RE simply cannot compete.

[Anonymous No.21043468]

>>21043356
Serious

Crashes, downturns, etc are part of the risk vs reward. Just try to take best odds positions possible and adjust /think.

That downside risk is how you make money.

[Anonymous No.21043474]

Bros, I only doubled my money since March. I feel like I wasted a once in a decade opportunity. Kinda feels bad man

[Anonymous No.21043491]

what happened today?

[Anonymous No.21043507]

>>21043181
>swiping right on a fatty
ngmi

[Anonymous No.21043509]

>>21041168
God damn fucking nigger. This is what supressed Amazon's dildo run after earnings.

[Anonymous No.21043510]

>>21043474
>only

[Anonymous No.21043531]

How was your day?

[Anonymous No.21043533]

Suckers rally general

[Anonymous No.21043566]

>>21043510
Fair enough but between options, 3x ETFs, and leveraged futures I know I could have at least 4x'd my account. Sure, boomer tier investors are just getting back to break even but the world is getting fucked up and I need some insulation in the form of fat fiat stacks. I don't think we're gonna see a dump like in March any time soon and I wasn't ready. Kinda disappointed. That's all

[Anonymous No.21043569]

Tell me if I'm right about SPY
>crab throughout day, go slightly down
>after hours dump
>premarket pump
>repeat
Haven't put money in it. Just trying to see if I can't spot its pattern before I do.

[Anonymous No.21043576]

>>21043531
Not bad. Started investing 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.21043583]

>>21043531
Pretty good for a moneylet with lots of silver calls like myself

[Anonymous No.21043606]

someone ordered BUNNY?

[Anonymous No.21043612]

>>21043576
stop buying memes you gonna get raped

[Anonymous No.21043619]

>>21043507
She only had her face on Tinder. In her snapchat photos, she was a whale

[Anonymous No.21043627]

>>21043531
Magnificent. TSM 79c saved me from a terrible margin call I got for following you niggers and your hype for DCHP. If it weren't for that bad play I'd be +2k

[Anonymous No.21043633]

>>21043606
C

[Anonymous No.21043659]

>>21043612
Cant see any memes apart from CCL and RTX. Both of these are calculated risks I am willing to take desu

[Anonymous No.21043687]

>>21043312
I know timing the market is a losing battle which is why i mostly hold vti/vxus. I only learned of qqq last week on here. Anyway I don't have time to buy a house while in training so it's a moot point. Wife and I have 800k NW and next year will have almost 400k combined income so I can take more risk with investments.

Started a Robinhood with play money and will buy whatever smg hypes though. Wish I found /smg/ earlier desu. I though biz was only crypto shilling

[Anonymous No.21043706]

>>21043019
Late fall. I forgot when exactly, sorry. October maybe?

[Anonymous No.21043715]

>>21041757
>not using log scale for long term charting
ngmi

[Anonymous No.21043722]

>>21043633
that word is forbidden

[Anonymous No.21043728]

>>21043687
KTOV

[Anonymous No.21043730]

>>21043474
I was retardedly and didn’t actually start taking an active role in my stocks until a month or so ago so I pretty much missed out on that.

[Anonymous No.21043734]

>>21040707
>74 AB Inbev
>1k ATNM
>17 Carnival
>3 Coloplast B
>250 Shell RSDA
>30 SPR
Mock my folio /biz/

[Anonymous No.21043767]

>>21043730
Sucks man. We'll know next time though

[Anonymous No.21043770]

>futures

[Anonymous No.21043774]

Its such a beautiful graph.

My average is .45 I wish I had gone all in and not diversified.

[Anonymous No.21043783]

>>21043566
>disappointed
Fuck, tell me about it. I started in May, with 0 experience at all in anything related to finance, don't even have a bank account. Only got in because a co-worker got hooked on robinhood and kept talking about it, trying to shill me the app so he would get the free stock they give for referrals. I completely missed the March dip, still did pretty well though, considering. I'm +580% YTD, mostly WKHS (got in at $5.60) gains. If you don't yet, I seriously recommend you learn how to read SMA, RSI and MACD lines. They're a blessing. I make a few hundred dollars almost every day putting one or two calls on SPY's daily dip.

[Anonymous No.21043803]

>>21042881
What's your take on Q3? It's clear tech and healthcare are being dumped based on the huge selloff from amazing earnings they posted and how they have shitted the bed in the last couple of weeks. Where is money going now? I don't believe PMs because that's not the time just yet. I don't think the market is out of ideas / fearful enough to FOMO into rock hedge.

[Anonymous No.21043809]

>>21043264
What else are you going to do? Jack off to cartoons? Booooring.

[Anonymous No.21043811]

Why yes, I'm leveraged 3:1 on small cap tech stocks, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.21043818]

i am predicying a crash in the fall and no one can tell me otherwise

[Anonymous No.21043824]

>BREAKING: Los Angeles Mayor says he will order water and power utilities to be shut off at homes hosting parties
He can't even do it for more than 12 hours before the people can sue the living shit out of the state, kek'd. If I were to guess he haven't even thought about that

[Anonymous No.21043849]

>>21043770
Aug gonna be a chill month for bulls

[Anonymous No.21043861]

>>21043818
Lol i am the virgin investor

[Anonymous No.21043875]

>>21041757
Adjust for inflation

[Anonymous No.21043880]

France and most of the European countries take the whole month of August off as holiday every year.

How can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.21043886]

>>21043818
I'm Chad lol.

[Anonymous No.21043905]

Which one of you fuckers told me to dump my UAL yesterday

[Anonymous No.21043913]

>>21043687
Timing the market isn't a losing battle, that's where you can make stupid percentages. I got a SLV call last week that netted me +350%, wish I had put down more money in it.
Also
GET OUT OF ROBINHOOD

Well, at least have robinhood and webull (if you must be on phone) robinhood is very glitchy, specially in times of high traffic/volume (when you want it to work), that plus webull actually gives you tools to measure and calculate plays. Robinhood is just a stupid line and their candles suck.

If I were you I'd put 1k a month on SOXL and just let it sit. Keep an eye on it of course, probably buy the monthly budget on dips, but it's almost guaranteed to net you a good investment.

[Anonymous No.21043918]

>>21040756
I literally picked up a bag right as it hit the line down before shooting back today. Is this what timing the bottom is like?

[Anonymous No.21043931]

>>21040707
Anyone think Raytheon is a good buy here?

[Anonymous No.21043939]

>>21043905
>listening to /biz/
Why

[Anonymous No.21043943]

>>21043824
MAYOR PLEASE I OWN SEMPRA PLEASE

[Anonymous No.21043947]

>>21043770
How's silver doing?

[Anonymous No.21043960]

getting real sick of this place
I want to go to this other place

[Anonymous No.21043964]

>>21043824
I can't wait to get out of this shit fucking state. I grew up here and had hardly been anywhere else until I left for the Air Force. I lived in Texas, Mississippi, and Georgia in the 6 years I was in, and literally all of those states are better with maybe Mississippi being the only exception because it did kind of suck there weather wise and cool shit wise. I want to get enough money to get some land in Georgia, preferably near Athens, so I can get college pussy after I make it.

[Anonymous No.21044003]

>>21043947
pancake flat

[Anonymous No.21044013]

>>21043824
I would be FURIOUS if they did that to me when I'm paying for the shit. Surely this is just going to lead to mountains of litigation.

[Anonymous No.21044031]

>MyStocksPortfolio now highlights where you bought and sold on the stock chart
Well that's neat except it highlights every stupid decision I make

[Anonymous No.21044034]

>>21043818
If Biden wins

[Anonymous No.21044040]

>>21044013
This is how democrats threaten people living their lives.

[Anonymous No.21044061]

>>21043824
Why is California such a shithole?

[Anonymous No.21044063]

>>21043811
Explain

[Anonymous No.21044067]

>>21043818
Kek

[Anonymous No.21044074]

>>21043931
yes especially at or below $60 but be prepared for ETERNAL CRABBING until we either get into a pissing match with China or airlines recover

[Anonymous No.21044104]

>>21043803
silver and gold miners are actually doing fantastic (they're an example of the /smg/ suggestions I dipped into and made a lot of money out of -- I'm 50%-70% up across the board on them in the past 2 weeks). PM suppliers also report insufficient supplies, and china's fake gold is probably not fully priced in yet. All in all I am still bullish on junior miners, but only if hand-picked. I would never put a large allocation on them, and that's probably a really silly take, but I just don't trust them at all.
I don't think there's a tech selloff, I think investors are preparing for the upcoming pullback (most companies are far above any reasonable stdev with a very recent outsize move past them, which usually results in strong moves back toward the mean. This can be observed on the vwma 200. There's also uncertainty about the stimulus. My take is that no stimulus is super-bullish for tech, and stimulus not so much. If we have no stimulus, the upswing could be violent enough to hit the 2stdev and stay near that level for a while. If we do have a stimulus for long enough, and there's good news about vaccine/reopening prospects, there will be rotation away from tech and into the financial sector first and foremost, with travel and hotels being seconds in my opinion. Third would be restaurants.
However, I don't like trying to predict sentiments like that. It's much easier to get in when sentiments are solid than trying to predict sentiment in advance.

[Anonymous No.21044114]

>>21043227
Be a landlord like me free 1700$ to pay off my 230k house a month, 15 year loan it's down to 140k and I bought it 5 years ago. Army Officer Fag.

[Anonymous No.21044137]

>>21044063
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portfolio_margin

6 figure traders only

[Anonymous No.21044147]

>>21043824
>this is actually going to happen
I doubt it
probably just bluster to lash out at those kids throwing tik tok parties and shit, there's some social media bullshit going on with hypocrisy and influencers

>>21044063
URTY most likely

[Anonymous No.21044149]

>>21044074
Those divis though also I feel cool owning a missile company

[Anonymous No.21044160]

>>21044104
>50%-70% up across the board
How, on specific stocks? Which ones did you pick?

[Anonymous No.21044174]

The stock market is boring now. All the easy gains have been had. VIX is getting back to normal. SPY is crabbing. QQQ will never dip again. There will be no more meme stock rocket ships. There is nothing to do but go back to our normal wage slaving lives and put 5% of our paycheck into normal boring index funds for 50 years.

[Anonymous No.21044178]

>>21044003
Fug, B-but muh theta

[Anonymous No.21044183]

>>21044061
liberals

[Anonymous No.21044200]

>>21044160
I was in DSV, DV, ESM, GPR, and MUX from some anon's recommendations.
I am selling everything but DSV and putting the proceeds in DSV for the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.21044202]

>>21044174
Just because you said that we're about to head into SPX 200 territory after the stimulus bill doesn't pass and riots break out all over the nation from the homelessness.

[Anonymous No.21044203]

>>21044149
>also I feel cool owning a missile company
WELCOME ABOARD

May I also suggest Kratos, so you feel cool owning a stealth drone company competing for a contract called SKYBORG?

[Anonymous No.21044231]

>>21044203

[Anonymous No.21044238]

>>21044174
Not yet, there's still oil, airlines and REITs further out. If anything, we've narrowed down what's left to funnel money into long term

[Anonymous No.21044246]

>>21044183
Same reason Alabama is, I assume

[Anonymous No.21044247]

>>21044147
>URTY
that's a cool ETF. thanks lad

[Anonymous No.21044276]

>>21044238
Long the fuck out of airlines and oil

[Anonymous No.21044295]

>>21044031
Do you have to manually enter it or does it get data from your broker?

[Anonymous No.21044298]

Reasons to own RTX:
>dividends are reliable
>good value play
>feel like Nicolas Cage in Lord of War
>haha missiles go fwoosh

Reasons not to own RTX
>eternal crabbing

[Anonymous No.21044301]

>>21044276
I wouldn't touch airlines yet. Very high bankruptcy chances across the board.
I also don't touch oil because it's manipulated to hell and back.

[Anonymous No.21044306]

>>21043619
Always check for visible collar bones bro.

[Anonymous No.21044325]

>>21043531
It's been a bad week

[Anonymous No.21044328]

>>21043913
I bought tqqq already I guess I can get another triple leveraged etf. I only use rh because it's easy to use while in long surgeries. Is webull that much better? A friend recommended that today

[Anonymous No.21044331]

how fucked are my SEP FSLY 115 calls? Surely if MSFT buys tictac they'll be fine, right?

[Anonymous No.21044342]

https://www.npr.org/2020/08/05/899558311/facebook-removes-trump-post-over-false-claim-about-children-and-covid-19

lmao

[Anonymous No.21044353]

>>21044295
manual afaik, maybe there's a way to link it with some brokers but Wealthsimple is super lacking in everything

[Anonymous No.21044358]

>>21044331
Almost certainly fine bro. Just don't sell at a loss.

[Anonymous No.21044372]

>>21044203
RTX was SO CLOSE to the zone of interesting, but it rallied today. Tooooooo bad.

I'll just remain an LMTchad I guess.

>>21044231
I still love that song

[Anonymous No.21044382]

Oh man, imagine if/when Biden wins:
>stock market crashes/crabs downward for two years minimum
>Ruth Bader Memesburg instantly dies, replaced by Shaniqu'ah Bulldyke Steinberg
>WEAR YOUR F*CKING MASK! becomes Federal Law
>BLACK LIVES MATTER becomes a slush fund-backed corporation to further push identity politics and preserve Dem power
>Wh*te M*n lose more and more corporate positions and government positions as identity politics and rogue 'progressive' wings of Biden's shadow council stamp their foot down on meritocracy


It's going to be such a disaster for the market, it'll be laughably awful for everyone's investments. Can't wait for this fucking mess of an election.

[Anonymous No.21044384]

Is tomorrow gonna be a good time to take profits on airlines? Or should I go long? specifically JetBlue

[Anonymous No.21044393]

>>21044328
Webull has a lot more tools and an actual usable website. Also it lets you trade 4am to 8pm New York time

[Anonymous No.21044400]

>>21044298
The crabbing alone makes it not worth it. I want to get a job there one day though, have a few friends in the Boston office kek.

[Anonymous No.21044410]

>>21044325
>buying DUDE, WEED stocks
In the gold rush, the people who made the most money were the ones selling shovels. Accordingly, buy GRWG

[Anonymous No.21044416]

>>21044325
What in the boomer fuck are those memes

[Anonymous No.21044419]

>>21044114
Being in the military is so goddamn awful though.

t. Active Navy fag

[Anonymous No.21044430]

>>21044382
>>BLACK LIVES MATTER becomes a slush fund-backed corporation to further push identity politics and preserve Dem power
>becomes
???

[Anonymous No.21044432]

>>21044342
Yeah they're going to continue to push it until congress bonks them for real. They are essentially saying we no care about your inquests unless you change the law or smack us with anti-trust.

[Anonymous No.21044438]

>>21044031
Don't you have to input your buys and sells? Someone recommended is yesterday but I didn't want to do everything manually

[Anonymous No.21044445]

>>21044384
Take profits, airlines are dead

[Anonymous No.21044447]

>>21044114
>officer
fag is right

[Anonymous No.21044462]

>>21044384
Wild guess I'd say spike, sell off, settle in somewhat higher than the most recent support level. There will be short squeezings to fuel the spike.

[Anonymous No.21044469]

>>21044438
I wouldn't bother except for the fact that Wealthsimple is so bad you need some sort of third party visualizer

[Anonymous No.21044474]

>he "long held" oil and airlines while the chads rode out the tech wave for 100% gains and will rotate over into your sectors when the actual catalysts start pouring in capturing most of those gains too

pathetic

[Anonymous No.21044496]

>>21044074
ya I'm not expecting anything wild until trump wins, and mind you if he doesnt then thats probably really bad for raytheon since the current secretary of defense is a former lobyist for raytheon.

[Anonymous No.21044497]

>>21044445
>airlines are dead
remember you posted this a year from now

[Anonymous No.21044526]

ATTN TQQQ Chads: we're rotating to URTY

[Anonymous No.21044539]

>>21044496
Biden will probably win but Vice President Susan Rice has never found a bombing campaign she didn't like. I'm cautiously optimistic Biden will fill his cabinet with neocons instead of progs.

[Anonymous No.21044602]

>>21040707
I need some luck god damm it
Unluckiest guy on this board no luck at all

[Anonymous No.21044612]

>>21044526
URTY only works when people think the economy is back on track.

[Anonymous No.21044613]

>>21044539
Are you really predicting a Biden win? I’m not even attacking you, I’m just curious

[Anonymous No.21044619]

Reminder to sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21044633]

>>21044539
what makes you think biden will win? he's got very little appeal other then being not trump

[Anonymous No.21044639]

>>21044612
Why yes, it is. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.21044660]

>>21044539
Biden already lost when he said he would raise corporate taxes. Electoral college isnt stupid

[Anonymous No.21044661]

>>21044328
I feel like TQQQ I much more volatile and jumpy than SOXL. I've only seen SOXL go up since I've had it (May) and maybe drop 10% in 2/3 days and then recover again to ATH.

>is webull that much better
Depends on how you trade. If you're looking to set it and forget it then robinhood is perfect for that. I have ADHD so I love fidgeting with graphs and lines and indicators, jumping from one stock to the next managing 3+ stocks on my phone while taking a shit on my 15m break at work. Kek. Webull is perfect for an active trader (pic related). One thing I didn't like about webull starting out though was the UI, it's very confusing and convoluted, not very straight forward. It works great once you know where things are and what buttons do what.

I do use both though, you're much more versatile that way. My long term holds I put on robinhood.

On the pic btw I have 3 different indicators (RSI, MACD, AO), the graph (with actually useful candles), SMA lines (customizeable), the price. The analysis tab is 10000x better than robinhood's and so it's their news tab.

[Anonymous No.21044663]

>>21044639
People aren't quite there yet.

[Anonymous No.21044687]

>>21044416
Weed and some retarded EV company run by some old fag EV guy Hendrick Fisker, it will probably make money when the merger goes through late this year or early the next

[Anonymous No.21044698]

>>21044633
He’s a terrible candidate.

[Anonymous No.21044727]

>>21043583
>lots of silver calls
>only +3%
??????

[Anonymous No.21044728]

>>21044613
>>21044633
Because Trump has shown an utter failure of crisis leadership on the scale of Herbet Hoover. You're right that Biden is running entirely as an empty box next to Trump on the ballot, but that's all he needs to be.

>>21044660
There is no realistic way enough faithless electors exist to flip the race. If that does happen, expect massive civil unrest.

In fact, expect massive civil unrest regardless. One think tank wargamed the election and one of the scenarios they ended up with involved California trying to leave the union.

Remember, we won't know the winner for weeks after the election. Trump will spend those weeks FUDding, Biden will spend them whipping up black mobs.

[Anonymous No.21044732]

I give up. Putting my whole retirement in VTI and not looking at it until 2050. Later bros.

[Anonymous No.21044755]

>>21044382
yeah except nothing ever happens and drumpf is winning in an absolute blowout

[Anonymous No.21044779]

>>21044661
>I feel like TQQQ I much more volatile and jumpy than SOXL
That is backwards. TQQQ is currently pushing to new ATH since June and SOXL is still ~75% from its previous high in February. There is nothing wrong with owning one or both since they are tracking frontend software (TQQQ) and "backend" hardware (SOXL) of tech sector.

[Anonymous No.21044786]

Bought 150 ford share :)

[Anonymous No.21044833]

>>21044147
anon please that pic dont do this to me, im on no fap right now

[Anonymous No.21044877]

>>21044474
Pretty lady

I meant to buy LUV, I really did. But I didn’t want to be stuck holding if the trade didn’t work.

[Anonymous No.21044916]

Foot fetish is absolutely basic bitch as far as fetishes go

[Anonymous No.21044922]

OH FUCK

I KNEW I SHOULDVE FOMOD INTO VERTIV. FUCK.

EASY COVERED CALL COW TOO.

[Anonymous No.21044968]

NEW

>>21044797

>>21044797

>>21044797

>inb4 3 posts early fuck you

[Anonymous No.21045024]

>>21044728
>Because Trump has shown an utter failure of crisis leadership on the scale of Herbet Hoover
According to what numbers? He didn't even drop under 40% average approval and is already climbing back to 44%. 44% approval during mass unemployment and the Corona shit? That's shockingly good. Stop looking at mass media and their portrayal of this shit, look at the numbers, Trump is more popular now than he was half of 2019 as an example. I don't want to call an election this early, but the clear winner will be after the first debate.
Also, there's a syndrome called something that I can't remember now. But it's basically that people will rally to their leader during a country-wide crisis even though they don't agree with them politically, they won't let their country get trashed on the world stage. You saw this in Sweden where the social democrats gained support even though they handled Corona like garbage and ended up having like 100x the death rate of their neighbors... but that didn't matter to the people. The same thing is happening in america now and you want to know the best part? If the country is recovering from here, then it's already GG.

[Anonymous No.21045122]

>>21045024
The rally to the flag effect hasn't really been a thing for Trump because everyone who identifies as a Democrat has an ideological imperative to hate him, and moderates are unhappy with his handling of the virus. The 44% that approve of him are mostly Republican base voters. Which is fine, it's good to get the to turn out; but Trump's victory in 2016 was predicated on undecided voters going massively for Trump after the Comey letter (if you listen to the media) or after Clinton collapsed in a van (if you listen to the internet).

Is anything possible still? Absolutely, I wouldn't put less than 25% odds on either President Pence or President Rice. Coronavirus could easily kill Biden or Trump, senile septuagenarians are pretty much the bread and butter of death statistics.

[Anonymous No.21045247]

>>21044728
I agree he totally fucked up in the beginning of the crisis and throughout. but you gotta admit he didnt totally fuck up. he closed to borders with Europe and china before everyone else, so thats something. plus, the pay checks to everyone sitting at home really helps. I think if you get biden and trump on a stage together its over.

[Anonymous No.21045295]

i bought £100 worth of chainlink and bitcoin will i make it bros????????
gull from cgl so im a little unsure how much i should really be putting in

[Anonymous No.21045300]

I accidentally bought a large stack of ford calls for seven dollars expiring on Friday

How fucked am I

[Anonymous No.21045351]

>>21044728
>but that's all he needs to be
Thats not enough to win, buddy. this is a repeat of 2016.

hillary was favored to win just like biden today in the polls.
all media coverage was on trump just like in 2016. hilary had emails which is tame compared to the the rape scandal and grab em by the pussy on trump
all of social media was favored for hillary but less for biden today

just being on the ballot is just not enough.

[Anonymous No.21045527]

>>21040801
/MGC and /SIL is much cheaper and more granular to trade. That and I am a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.21045533]

>>21045351
I'm in albany ny and I've heard people call him slow Joe, sleepy Joe. kek

[Anonymous No.21045634]

>>21043783
Good job on that percentage, anon. Keep up 1/10 of that and youre guaranteed to make it. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. Change nothing!

[Anonymous No.21045717]

>>21045351
Normalfag coworkers who are turbo-leftards walk up to me at random (I never talk politics) to inform me that joe is hilariously senile. I really can't see him go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.21045764]

>>21044779
Note that SOXL has made higher percentage gains from the March bottom than TQQQ despite TQQQ being at its ATH. As time goes by expect SOXL to far outpace TQQQ as it always has

[Anonymous No.21045786]

What's wrong with INTC's fundamentals, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.21045798]

>>21041671
>2X since April
First time investor. I am up 5.5x in 45 days....
I have no idea what's wrong with your or why you are so anxious? Must be hell to have coward AND dullard in your blood.

[Anonymous No.21045800]

>>21045764
>always has
Nope, only in the past ~5 years. Though I like that it's still keeping on pace for that, meaning it's a timing thing and not caused by bull-luck.

[Anonymous No.21045835]

>>21045122
>moderates are unhappy with his handling of the virus.
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.21045837]

>>21045786
everything

[Anonymous No.21045919]

Why TF did I sell at $365?

[Anonymous No.21046081]

>>21042881
>shoeshine boy was in full effect in late 2019 already but really came into overdrive weeks before the dump.
translate into english please?

[Anonymous No.21046087]

>>21043722

[Anonymous No.21046381]

>>21044732
I mean, that's not really a bad idea at all

[Anonymous No.21046401]

>>21046081
Since 2019, laypeople with no experience or interest in stocks were asking about stocks and giving out stock advice as stocks were looking safe after the 2008 crash. In 2020, even shits like belle delphine were getting into stocks.

[Anonymous No.21046424]

>>21046401
what does the "dump" mean?

[Anonymous No.21046684]

>>21040913
I hate how all women that most people find attractive actually closely resemble cheap hookers.

[Anonymous No.21046729]

>>21041168
Imagine getting dumped on by this faggot