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she was two years older

>> No.21028988

>>21028970
noice

>> No.21028994

>>21028970
hot

>> No.21028999

>>21028988
fpbp checked nice

>> No.21029006

>>21028970
My first sexual experience was never.

>> No.21029015

>>21028999
checked

>> No.21029019

>>21028999
trips

>> No.21029023

>>21028970
>>21028988
>>21028994
>>21028999
green ids make it

>> No.21029030

>>21028988
>>21028999
nice

>> No.21029034

>>21028970
Hot but shameful too, must be awkward at family reunions

>> No.21029035

>>21028970
Nice.

>> No.21029041
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>>21029006
nice, same here

>> No.21029047

imagine the smell

>> No.21029053

>>21028970
I used to have jacking off contests with my baby sitter to see who could cum faster. I still regret not eating her out or actually touching anything but her boobs.

A lot of sexual regrets in my days boys. But I’m happy now with my shitcoin bags

>> No.21029058

>>21028970
do you still see her?

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>>21028988
>>21028994
>>21028999
>>21029006

so why are the four first posters green? 5 including OP?

>> No.21029124

>>21028988
>88
Fucking cousins is based.

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>> No.21029220

awesome dude
one of my biggest child boner experiences was with my older female cousin

she was basically the hottest / most popular girl in high school and I was a complete loser middle school kid with braces and wimp arms. Our families were down in florida visiting the grandparents together and it was a beautiful florida sunny day. We spent an afternoon sunbathing and I can still vividly remember that skimpy bikini she wore.
She asked me to rub oil on her body and I did it for literally an hour straight, touching seriously everywhere. She kept moaning and telling me how good my hands feel and how nice I am at giving massages. Every time i would stop she would want me to keep going.

shoulda pulled my dick out and gave her the business but I was just a dumb little kid

>> No.21029274

>>21028970
I’m sorry if you were violated anon.

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>>21028970
Mods do your job

>> No.21029548

>>21029006
Me too brother

>> No.21029618

Degenerate unless you marry her.

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>>21029006
Samesies.

>> No.21029885

>>21028970
>she was two years old
stopped reading there, based!

>> No.21030757
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21030757

>>21028970

Mine was with a fatass thot from a random chat app.
We instantly kissed and she sucked me dry at first "date" it was more like a onenight stuff.
Fucked her afterwards , she was like 19 and me 26.
Lost my virginity there and realised that i didnt missed out on anything related to sex.
Sex is overrated af, its only worth time if you love the girl.
Also guys who pay for sex are literally the cuckest of cucks

>> No.21031014

>>21028970
Hey Brandon whats up

>> No.21031406

Why do Americans do that?

>> No.21032065

>>21030757
I kind of agree but when I'll spend $100 on two nice meals for myself and a date spending $200 to bust in someone way too hot for me is pretty appealing. Sex is overrated though. I lost my virginity either when I was 15 or 17 depending on your definition of virginity.

>> No.21032165

>>21028970
nobody cares you normie npc

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>>21028970
i dont know why op is sweating, i wish i had a hot older cousin, or milf, or sister at that age.

>> No.21032229

>>21029220
She was probably just messing with you and realized she enjoyed the attention.

>> No.21032249

Incest is only wrong if it’s gay. Dubs confirm

>> No.21032290

Mine was some desperate 4'11" mexican girl who kept hitting on me when i was 18. She came to my dorm randomly and we acted like just normal friends for 2 hours then suddenly she pins me down and makes out with me (forced) for at least 2 hours. Then we fukt twice.

>> No.21032303

>>21030757
I mean while it's true you need to love her for the full experience you were fucking a fat ugly chick, what were you expecting?

>> No.21032322

>>21028970
Go on

>> No.21032343

>>21028970
when i was 15 i kissed the big titted stacy at summer camp. I was too afraid to touch her jugs. A regret I have to this day.

>> No.21032346

>>21028970
nice

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>>21028970
did you fuck her?

>> No.21032400

>>21028970
I could've lost mine numerous times in high school but cucked myself because I wanted to focus on school

>> No.21032416

>>21032343
I could have lost my virginity in second grade but I'm an absolute baboon and I fucked it up

>> No.21032427

>>21028970
>business and finance

>> No.21032454

>>21032427
>doing it for free

>> No.21032504

>>21032400
>>21032416
I could have lost mine in.... fuck you normalfags I never stood a chance.
FUCK

>> No.21032506

>>21028970
That's something you should probably keep between you and your therapist anon.
How can I profit from your incest?

>> No.21032612

>>21032504
I'm a total autistic retard anon, it just worked out for me because I ended up with a good face and when I was that young my retardation came out as confidence and girls didn't know the difference. Got my first kiss in 2nd grade though.

>> No.21032621

Mine was with a hooker. I had phimosis at the time so I felt nothing with a condom on. Fucked her for like 5 minutes and then I got soft and left. It could have been with my high school gf but I'm retarded

>> No.21032695

>>21032506
Well step porn is still relevant, just gotta go back in time and record it

>> No.21032781

By 6th and 7th grade I was convinced that everyone had finger banged a chick already or fucked.. so i felt behind and 7th grade was my mission to not be so behind. Puberty was a confusing time for me.. i didn't fuck til 8th grade but I was fingering every pussy I could. I played a lot of sports in those years so finding birches was easy. Now I'm 31 and my body count has to be over 50, I find myself randomly hammer jerking my dick to some forgotten entanglement back in my senior year of highschool.. im not behind anymore

>> No.21032867

>>21032781
Based and sentimentality-wank pilled

>> No.21032892
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21032892

No amount of money can change the fact that I missed out on teenage sex

>> No.21032925

>>21028970
Call her up OP lol

>> No.21032966

>>21030757
>fatass chat app thot
sometimes you need a few swings in the batting cages

>> No.21033089

I have two hot cousins, one my age and one younger than me. We live in separate states and don't talk too much, but it's always a treat to see them just to see how they're doing.

The younger one has massive tits, holy fuck, what I wouldn't give just to have my dick surrounded by those breasts. I never will, but damn is it nice to dream.

>> No.21033109

>>21028970
i was raped by my older female cousin at the age of 6

>> No.21033147

>>21033109
Lucky bastard

>> No.21033393

I went to kindergarten to second grade in Germany being an Army brat. Not a LARP and I still have dreams about this shit.

>Grade 2 teacher had about 3 students she touched and was nicer to others
>I was one of them after a while
>One day I was called to her desk and she told me to basically shit my pants
>I sat back down and a few mins later shit pants
>go back to desk and tell her
>she steps out with me to the bathroom right next door
>comes into the boys bathroom which was like a force field in my mind
>helps me get my pants down
>she “cleans me up” while grabbing and feeling up my ass
>brought her face around super close to my body and brushed her tongue and face against my dick several times
>zips me up and gives me a peck on the lips

Fuck bros. I still have wet dreams about it. She was smoking

>> No.21033836

I had a beautiful big tittied Cuban friend who invited me to stay over at her dorm room overnight. She wore a corset and bustier that night and was showing me porn. Dammit, I shoulda pulled the trigger then, but I did get around to it another night.

Oh well, my wife is white and beautiful and so if our baby.

>> No.21033862

>>21033393
That's pretty depraved ngl

>> No.21033879

>>21033393
nice

>> No.21033892

>>21033393
You cant be serious bro wtf

>> No.21033994

>>21033862
Well, she was German, so it makes sense.

>>21028970
What did you two do OP?

>> No.21034034

>>21033892
Dead serious. Im a 31 year old boomer so it was much different times back then. She would always escort 3 or 4 classmates to the bathroom maybe once a month or so. she didn't do it too often to get other teachers suspicious, nor did I ever see anyone out in the halls anyway.

The whole time she was baby wiping me clean she had the other hand just feeling up my ass. When she came around to zip my pants up she licked my dick a few times and just nuzzled against it for a few seconds.

>> No.21034039

My two girl cousins and I found my uncles porn stash one summer day. My dick was so hard I couldn’t help but start to hump the sofa arms. We all ended up naked and I got sucked on by both of them. There was another sister that was younger than all of us and I remember how we asked her to join us in a loving and caring manner but she didn’t. The oldest one kept telling me to not pee in her mouth. We all ended up getting caught naked with porn on the tv one day. I think the person that caught us told all of our friends and family because decades later friends will have suspicious incest jokes.

>> No.21034066

>>21034034
She had a scat fetish?

>> No.21034108

>>21034039
Unfortunate yet arousing.

>> No.21034157

>>21033393
Hnnng I wish that were me that was molested doubt I would have any trauma from that

>> No.21034230

U guys are fucking wierdos

>> No.21034315

I never had any of these experiences and want to die every day because of it.

I could have turned out normal.

>> No.21034409

>>21034230
You're on 4chan, what did you expect?

>>21034039
Jeez, that kind of sucks

>> No.21034713

>>21034230
welcome to 4chan, the hive of people who became obsessed with nazism because they're miserable friendless incels.

>> No.21034773

>>21034066
I’m guessing or she had fetish for taking care of kids. She wiped me like a new born while molesting me.

>> No.21034806

>>21029006
Same but its cool

>> No.21034912

>>21033109
story?

>> No.21034988

>>21028970
>>21028988
>green ID's
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how to profit from this?

>> No.21035020

>>21029330
fuck off biz has the best off topic threads

>> No.21035032

>>21029885
i misread it as that first and was about to flip shit

>> No.21035073

>>21032966
kek'd and checked

>> No.21035141

>>21032621
condoms are fucking terrible
i can't nut unless it's rawdog

>> No.21035207

>>21033836
>Oh well, my wife is white and beautiful and so if our baby.
best ending

>> No.21035273

Keep wasting time, whereas in other news,ETH just reached $400. and is going to $10k