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>smart contract consent forms

>> No.21013314
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>>21013293
>smart contract prenup

>> No.21013370

huge market for trustless validation of std-free consensual rape contracts

>> No.21013391

smart contract age of consent verification.

>> No.21013404

>>21013293
>Smart contract rape insurance

>> No.21013416

>>21013293
you need to stop thinking

>> No.21013424
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>assassination oracles

>> No.21013439

You’ll be so rich it won’t matter

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>tfw IoT devices in the toilet bowl will detect when your shit is runny, and will automatically add psyllium husk to your drinking water. same for vitamin deficiencies.

>> No.21013527

>>21013440
As they should, goy.

>> No.21013597

>>21013424
Once chainlink gets big, this will unironically be a thing. People bullshitted about "hiring hitmen on the dark web" but there is zero evidence of it ever occurring, and it doesn't make any sense as a business model since there's no way to trust an anonymous assassin to actually carry it out. But now with smart contracts supplied with real world data from decentralized oracles, we can.

>> No.21013628

>>21013404
>pussy oracles
>virginity contracts

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>>21013597

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>>21013597

>Oracles connecting to death records
>Multiple oracles connecting to multiple databases containing this information
>A vote ensures that the majority of them show the target as living or dead
>Payment is rendered when the smart contract is updated with the new information noting that the target is deceases.

>> No.21013803

>>21013293
>smart contract verification for posting in link threads

ahhh

>> No.21013903

>>21013597
Ya that’ll never happen

>> No.21014173

>>21013785
here’s a question to tickle your bums: since oracle validators manually take jobs, are node operators legally liable of they provide validation services for such nefarious purposes? nodes may be decentralized but they are KYC

>> No.21014231

>>21014173
KYC is provided by smartcontract and is expected by end users (still not required by chainlink ofc) for now. But assassination oracles are actually an excellent use case for neet nodes.