/smg/- stock market general

[Anonymous No.21004197]

vampire market edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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>Screeners
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>21001969

[Anonymous No.21004223]

First for disney

[Anonymous No.21004236]

Nikola had less revenue than a McDonalds wagie

[Anonymous No.21004248]

where is ratking
he was wrong AGAIN

[Anonymous No.21004261]

Evri gonna exceed
>Strap in this year evrichads

[Anonymous No.21004264]

Why do I keep making stupid bets and losing?

[Anonymous No.21004269]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.21004276]

>>21004223
>Disney up 5% after hours
>Disney slowly reopening their parks

It’s a good time to own The Mouse

[Anonymous No.21004278]

>he wasn't in CRNC

[Anonymous No.21004281]

>>21004264
the jews, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.21004292]

>>21004264
you're not supposed to bet on the stock market

[Anonymous No.21004298]

>>21004197
RRRG stock has been crabbing for years

[Anonymous No.21004300]

>>21004197
Eh NVAX, that's a bit of shame, keep holding.

[Anonymous No.21004302]

It's happening!
>It's happening!
It's happening!
>It's happening!
It's happening!
>It's happening!

https://www.businessinsider.com/virgin-atlantic-bankruptcy-coronavirus-pandemic-2020-8

[Anonymous No.21004308]

>up 5% today
BASED TECH
BASED PMS
FUCK AMERICA

[Anonymous No.21004321]

post your P/L for the day right the fuck now or you're a lil BITCH

[Anonymous No.21004322]

>>21004197
UUU anyone :v

[Anonymous No.21004341]

>>21004308
I regret not buying more silver calls on the dip yesterday. Now it’s too late to buy more.

[Anonymous No.21004343]

>>21004308
up 1% in my tech folder

[Anonymous No.21004353]

>>21004302

[Anonymous No.21004358]

NKLA is going to dump hard

[Anonymous No.21004359]

[Anonymous No.21004373]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY INVESTING SITE SAYING ACTIVISION DID POORLY
IT BEAT EXPECTATIONS IN EVERY METRIC, PEOPLE LITERALLY (not me) GOT JEWED LMFAO

[Anonymous No.21004374]

I HIT THE DIP ON NOVAVAX LADS

I JUST MADE $27,000 IN 13 MINUTES

I'M NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW FUCK THAT JOB I QUIIIITTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.21004375]

>monster beats earnings today
bros we should have known this was the earnings play, all the fags at home consooming monsters is probably at all time highs now

[Anonymous No.21004397]

>he bet against The Mouse

That’ll be the last mistake you ever make

[Anonymous No.21004415]

where’s that anon who told me to use my last $40 on this option? we’re gonna fucking make it

[Anonymous No.21004418]

>>21004261
exceed what?

[Anonymous No.21004426]

Anybody else boomer portfolio here?

I'm 70% VTI, 25% VGT, and 5% VXUS

[Anonymous No.21004439]

>1995 - Timothy McVeigh used 2 tons of ammonium nitrate to blow up the Federal Building. 168 people killed.

>9/2013 - 2,750 tons of Ammonium Nitrate entered the Beirut port on a cargo ship

>10/2013 - Owing to the risks associated with retaining the Ammonium Nitrate on board the vessel, the port authorities discharged the cargo onto the port’s warehouses. The vessel and cargo remain to date in port awaiting auctioning and/or proper disposal.

Bros... how do I invest in Lebanese logistics?

>>21004197
I still don't get how vampires would even enjoy a doughnut. Did they nut in the batter or drip some blood in?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21004440]

Chad GDX up 4% while the virgins holding NAK didn't get any gains.

[Anonymous No.21004449]

Reminder that only Chinese zipper bots FUD THE GREATEST American EV company because they want you to invest in actual PnD shit like NIO and NKLA

[Anonymous No.21004450]

Well well well
NOT SELLING

[Anonymous No.21004478]

>>21004375
'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
'ove burgers
'ove my oil
'over me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in my heat for the king of beverages
*sips*

[Anonymous No.21004481]

>>21004439
Is it legal for me to sit next to her and slip in under her skirt?

[Anonymous No.21004498]

>>21004418

Expected is -.58 they beat that

[Anonymous No.21004504]

>>21004374
PICS

[Anonymous No.21004505]

>Bought JMIA at 19.83
Should I kill myself now or hold and then kill myself?

[Anonymous No.21004528]

>>21004450
you should sell and reposition with a higher strike price, more contracts, and a much further expiry date. i'd recommend $30 jan. 2021 calls fren.

[Anonymous No.21004532]

>>21004481
only if you're a cute kpop star

[Anonymous No.21004537]

>>21004426
KO, PEP, PG, BRKB, IVV, XOM, T, V, RDSA make up like 35% of my foliage

[Anonymous No.21004541]

Long time bear that just bought in. I hate myself bros this doesn’t feel right

[Anonymous No.21004557]

>>21004481
How handsome and wealthy are you?

[Anonymous No.21004585]

>>21004541
>bears capitulating
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wait, was it tech?

[Anonymous No.21004587]

>>21004439
>still don't get how vampires would even enjoy a doughnut
i think shinobu's whole character arc is her becoming a child and latching onto childish things
the LN give a good description of her letting go of her vampireish things and embracing childhood

[Anonymous No.21004606]

>>21004505
I tried rolling calls on them today and lost $600 (plus more on other shit moves)

These last two weeks have been brutal, all gains I make just get eaten up the very next day

[Anonymous No.21004611]

>>21004498
>quarterly losses 0.80
They biffed it but their sales look good

[Anonymous No.21004617]

kek - Zombie cicadas' under the influence of a mind controlling fungus have returned to West Virginia

[Anonymous No.21004622]

>>21004537
>he bought KO and PEP

[Anonymous No.21004632]

>SHINY BOOMER ROCKS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21004636]

What is the target price for SLV in the short term (like next two weeks). Want to buy a lot more on the next dip.

[Anonymous No.21004651]

Bros the manipulation around ATVI's eps is insane, wtf are the jews up to

https://twitter.com/badquant1/status/1290755051791810560

[Anonymous No.21004653]

>>21004622
Yea i want some safe blue chip shit in case this tech bubble nonsense actually happens. KO and PEP give me divvies and growth. Another 20% of my shit is in QQQ and SPY and the rest in major tech companies.

[Anonymous No.21004671]

>>21004587
...and that's depicted as a good thing? That's "development"?

[Anonymous No.21004703]

>>21004632
>I sold my shinies at open

[Anonymous No.21004726]

Stop buying shiny rocks. Buy my treasuries at 0.05% yield. YOU UNDERSTAND?

[Anonymous No.21004745]

hope you faggots bought DVN, I just got off the phone with the CEO, earnings are gonna be good

[Anonymous No.21004752]

>>21004671
>and that's depicted as a good thing
according is Nisio, yes

[Anonymous No.21004755]

>>21004726
DID YOU SAY BUY FOR SILVER?????
OK!

[Anonymous No.21004757]

>>21004248
Dips happen 3 days after I try to sell the top but miss.
So probably Thursday morning will be red.

[Anonymous No.21004765]

>>21004726
What's going to happen when they'll eventually fall below zero?

[Anonymous No.21004775]

How's the Beirut explosion going to impact the markets tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21004782]

>>21004775
it won't

[Anonymous No.21004798]

GOOOLD

[Anonymous No.21004802]

>>21004726
No clue who's actually buying treasuries right now. Investors have been mostly piling into corporate bonds, tech, and metals, so I really have no clue.

>>21004765
They're already below zero in a real yield sense.

[Anonymous No.21004807]

>>21004321
>no one responds with their P/L for the day

wow i guess everyone in this general is a bitch then? duly noted, /smg/, duly noted...

[Anonymous No.21004811]

>>21004775
Don’t know but you probably should buy PYPL

[Anonymous No.21004853]

>>21004321
Uh sure

Thanks gold and silver

[Anonymous No.21004946]

>>21004632
Sold at midday after 2 weeks of green thinking it will just crab and I can buy in lower tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.21004983]

>>21004197
WHERE THE IVR BAGHOLDERS AT

[Anonymous No.21004984]

>>21004802
Banks need treasuries as collateral for repo loans

[Anonymous No.21004986]

Is 8% below the current price of Tesla a safe strike for a put credit spread?

[Anonymous No.21005017]

>>21004775
For the Beirut market? It impacted with about 4psi of overpressure

Nobody else cares though

[Anonymous No.21005024]

>>21004984
And insurance companies need them for HQLA’s

[Anonymous No.21005050]

>>21004373
>beat
Bad news
>major miss
Good news

[Anonymous No.21005078]

>>21004775
what the fuck is Beirut?

[Anonymous No.21005079]

What I don't get is why anyone thinks yield curve control matters. Australia implemented it and then didn't have to actually buy any bonds to maintain it. Why? Because the economy is fucked so the rates are staying naturally low. YCC right now is like ensuring the Titanic has a sufficient supply of ice.

A lack of ice is not the problem.

[Anonymous No.21005085]

>>21004373
Gap up at open. Fucking retards think AH means anything

[Anonymous No.21005093]

>Get home
>TQQQ blows past my sold call strike of $125
I can't say I'm mad because I got these babies at 99.

[Anonymous No.21005127]

They are announcing YCC this week, right? So they will POOMP the printers and use the price controls to "cap" inflation

[Anonymous No.21005155]

>>21004946
I've found that when you want to sell is right about when it's going to start to pump and when you want to buy it's the opposite. The anon who said something along the lines of the algorithms know human emotion and can push it until it's just far enough was about right in my experience.
Follow your knowledge of companies as well as the opposite of your emotions.

[Anonymous No.21005159]

Guys I fucked up and fomod into a MSFT call at 3:58 today, how bad did I fuck up

[Anonymous No.21005166]

>>21005127
>NOW there's going to be REAL inflation we're SERIOUS this time
hahaha money printer does FUCKING NOTHING

[Anonymous No.21005179]

>>21004278
I woulda been had I seen that! Noone shills the consistent-growth stuff hard enough around here - a little too much post-dump shilling instead.

[Anonymous No.21005181]

>>21004703
F
>>21004946
Probably gonna be a dump early morning and then slowly crab up the rest of the week. Shinys are a mid/long term hold anon

[Anonymous No.21005186]

Is it silly to own an equal amount of SPY and QQQ?

[Anonymous No.21005193]

>>21005159
What strike and exp

[Anonymous No.21005196]

>>21005079
>Because the economy is fucked so the rates are staying naturally low
It works the other way around though.

[Anonymous No.21005202]

>>21004374
bruh

[Anonymous No.21005207]

>>21004450
>not using power etrade
>not going to make it

[Anonymous No.21005225]

>>21005186
One is an etf for the nasdaq and the other is for the s and p 500 so.. not really.

[Anonymous No.21005239]

DPHC CONSOLIDATED. CONFIRMED 20 PT TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.21005242]

how does everyone have so much money? last thread there were people with 100k and 200k portfolios. is this from holding for years?

[Anonymous No.21005253]

>>21005079
It improves sentiment by giving bonds a floor. The Fed has your back, debt isn't an issue!

>>21005127
No point in announcing YCC right now, save it for if yields get out of hand. Yields are manageable (all time lows) right now.
Announcement will likely be the rolling 2% average inflation target instead of a flat 2% target. In effect, they can do 0 4 4 0 and be 'on target.'

[Anonymous No.21005265]

>>21005193
$440 December 15th

[Anonymous No.21005281]

>>21005225
The movement of both is dominated by FAGMAN
SPY and QQQ really differ with how much dead weight they carry around with them.

[Anonymous No.21005283]

>>21005179
ATOM
Stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.21005288]

>>21005093
>mfw bought back my TQQQ shares at the bottom today, lower than I sold them for yesterday after flipping DENN for a tiny profit
Wow I actually made a good trade for once could you believe that

[Anonymous No.21005303]

>>21005242
from 2 trades

[Anonymous No.21005318]

>>21005288
>flipping DENN for a tiny profit

[Anonymous No.21005325]

Sold DCPH at $12.70 but it's showing the bottom as $12.75. Now that's skill

[Anonymous No.21005331]

>>21005242
Bitch, the interest rate from my bank account exceeds even the best trader in this thread.

[Anonymous No.21005333]

>>21005242
I’m 24 make 75k and live at home, only expenses are alcohol and going out on weekends (minimal now) and my 2 cars. Hobbies like fishing and kayaking don’t cost much either

[Anonymous No.21005337]

>>21005242
not all gamblers lose anon

[Anonymous No.21005358]

>>21004374
congrats but don't quit srsly it won't last with rent/bills
i make it like that, first thing i do... reinvest - with that kind of capital it won't take many flips to start really securing lifelong freedom...

[Anonymous No.21005375]

>>21005242
You have to find a good undervalued stock, research it well, and invest with confidence through the bad times.

[Anonymous No.21005382]

>>21005242
people with high 5-digit and 6-digit salaries
stock market is just a supplement to job income for most people

[Anonymous No.21005400]

>>21004478
Mr Buffett

[Anonymous No.21005414]

>>21005331
Are you from Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.21005418]

I thought DPHC was going to be the next horse and so far I’ve made some money but it’s no where as close to the original horse run when everyone had it

[Anonymous No.21005469]

>>21005242
We all bought bitcoin in 2016

[Anonymous No.21005471]

>>21005418
It's been two days anon, how weak are those hands?

[Anonymous No.21005493]

>>21005400
i dont think Mr Buffett can wait 20 years

[Anonymous No.21005526]

>>21005281
This is very true
>>21005265
Jesus talk about OTM. Are 440 calls even available for MSFT? You'll be fine you have a while, just have an exit point for both directions.

[Anonymous No.21005531]

>>21005418
Anon if you're going to be this impatient you might as well pack up shop and get rid of everything

[Anonymous No.21005543]

>tfw bought DPHC at market open
>tfw 100 shares

[Anonymous No.21005549]

Boxl nigga

[Anonymous No.21005558]

>>21005493
Mr. Buffet has been slowly embalming himself in coke every day
No bacteria can penetrate his corn syrup infused epidermis.

[Anonymous No.21005559]

>>21004426
Word. Maybe is around 800k
45% total market
25% total international market
5% REIT
5% small cap value
20% cash in CDs, high yield savings
Saving for a house

Started browsing smg so now I have 1k in play money in NET, tqqq, AAPL

[Anonymous No.21005589]

Finally got some upward movement on NAK.

The Don Jr tweeted. Wtf I'm voting for retard biden now

[Anonymous No.21005610]

>>21005526
Oh sorry I was thinking about my AAPL calls, the MSFT call was 240

[Anonymous No.21005619]

>>21004426
75% VTSAX, 25% VGT, and $1000 in tech stonks

[Anonymous No.21005629]

>>21005543
>buying at market open

[Anonymous No.21005632]

God damn it, I bought 2k of SPAQ thinking Fisker would make awesome cars and he keep talking about using literal reycled garbage as the material for the cars then the god damn deal with VW is on hold and I'm stuck here holding -1200$ bags of shitty SPAQ with 2/3rds of my portfolio, fuck fuck fuck

[Anonymous No.21005655]

>>21005382
Mna I would do some serious THINGS for a high-five, and even worse for 6.

[Anonymous No.21005676]

>>21004197
I'm up 2% today but my car got damaged by wind and trees. Rear window is smashed in along with some major dents. Ironically wouldn't have happened if everyone was not sent home early from loss of power.

[Anonymous No.21005720]

>>21005655
up high

down low

too slow

[Anonymous No.21005721]

>>21005676
where the fuck do you work Beirut?

[Anonymous No.21005739]

>>21005610
Ahh that makes more sense. I dont know your exit strategy but the chart looks pretty good desu. Just pay attention to which direction the flag breaks. Seeing support around 212 if it breaks downward.

[Anonymous No.21005767]

>>21005242
I'm 33. 350k household income so we're doing okay. Started a Robinhood account yesterday after browsing smg to supplement my Roth and 403b

[Anonymous No.21005785]

>>21004375
They barely had better EPS than last year and their stock price has moved almost 50% y-y. It's fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.21005787]

>>21005543
Always buy at closed and sell at open

[Anonymous No.21005797]

>>21002158
Not counting any of my 401k, crypto, or physical PMs... up 3.45% today, good haul

[Anonymous No.21005803]

>>21005721
Long Island

[Anonymous No.21005814]

>>21005610
just use it once MSFT hits 250 EOW after buying tictac

[Anonymous No.21005817]

>>21005739
Better pic

[Anonymous No.21005838]

I wish I was rich again

[Anonymous No.21005837]

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[Anonymous No.21005854]

>>21005676
>Ironically wouldn't have happened if everyone was not sent home early from loss of power.
im stupid. i looked at this for 5 seconds and gave up trying to comprehend what you meant

[Anonymous No.21005865]

>>21004300
The only shame is for those who sold at a loss and didn't buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.21005873]

>>21004478
REEEEEE IT'S LUV NOT 'OVE FUCK

[Anonymous No.21005889]

>>21005817
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.21005901]

>>21005837
Fuck I should have bought more calls and not wasted money on other shit that just lost me money

I'm going to do what that other anon said and buy $30 Jan 2021 calls

[Anonymous No.21005908]

BLOOD CRAB FUTURES

[Anonymous No.21005939]

>>21005837
You know what. Everyone just shut the fuck up about PMs. The jews will think we gave up and stop dumping the fuck out of it then

[Anonymous No.21005941]

when is MSFT going to buy that kiddie porn chinese spyware site?

[Anonymous No.21005954]

>>21005543
>>21005418
Well, now you’re gonna have to fucking hold and learn that this shit isn’t THAT easy. Fuckheads.

[Anonymous No.21005955]

MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL
>MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL
MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL
>MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL
MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL
>MNUCHIN SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CLOSE" TO $3.4 TRLN FOR COST OF NEW CORONAVIRUS AID BILL

[Anonymous No.21005961]

>>21005939
I'm actually inclined to agree with you. Once the euphoria hits that's when we always get fucked. Not gonna brag anymore.

[Anonymous No.21005965]

>>21005873
Apologies.
My Windows 95 autocorrects "LUV" to " 'ove"

[Anonymous No.21005972]

[Anonymous No.21005973]

Why is Microsoft buying the chibk service and not any other company

[Anonymous No.21005978]

>>21005854
New York had a little storm. My workplace lost power and so everyone was sent home 6 hours early. 2 hours later my car got trashed by nature. Sorry for the confusion.

[Anonymous No.21005980]

>>21005908
>futures
Literally who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.21006023]

Sorry, newfag here. Where do I buy these "Chainlink" stocks that I see people talking about?

[Anonymous No.21006030]

>>21005941
Why the fuck is Microsoft buying that anyway? I thought they were all about productivity software now.

[Anonymous No.21006048]

>>21005973
Microsoft is like 75% chink now. Both employee and products. They're even spinning off xiao bing (a chatbot created almost exclusively for the chinese market) because they care so much about china.

[Anonymous No.21006051]

>>21006023
Oh boy. You dun did it now. Expect some rees

[Anonymous No.21006062]

>>21006030
Tiktok is more productive than anything msft has produced in the last 15 years.

[Anonymous No.21006067]

>>21006030
Have you not seen how productive nurses have been during the coronavirus? Obviously tiktok helps with their productivity

[Anonymous No.21006077]

>>21006030
probably user data

[Anonymous No.21006078]

Talk about DPHC

[Anonymous No.21006092]

>>21006030
Pure politics is why they're buying tiktok. But productivity software? Ever heard of xbox? What about minecraft?
The bulk of their business is governments/military, second being b2b. They love china though. It's a natural fit.

[Anonymous No.21006111]

>>21005837
>buy meme metals since the beginning of the pandemic
>barely any movements, week-long sideways trading
>decide to give up and sell it all
>it moons
JUST

[Anonymous No.21006116]

>>21006030
It’s something they can add to their company that’s “hip” with the zoomers. It can keep Microsoft relevant in the future

[Anonymous No.21006126]

>>21006078
70 shares at market open, gonna hodl and see what happens

i have quite a bit in savings and work steady. if i lose 1.3k on a stupid money trick, it's not gonna matter.

[Anonymous No.21006144]

>>21006067

Hospitals were actually getting pissed at nurses for doing that.

[Anonymous No.21006174]

>>21006126
How much per share? I’m 600 in at 11.90

[Anonymous No.21006200]

>>21006092
Oh yeah. I can see it now: xbox integrated with tiktok to share gameplay videos.

[Anonymous No.21006202]

>>21006078
still holding my 50 bought at 11.87. could've sold at 15 but I'm riding it out till EOW

[Anonymous No.21006209]

>>21006144
He was being sarcastic anon...

[Anonymous No.21006256]

>>21006174
DPHC opened at 14

[Anonymous No.21006257]

>>21006144
What did they do?

[Anonymous No.21006263]

trump just mentioned motor vehicle sales for no fucking reason. Oh yeah he's gonna talk wkhs at the rally

[Anonymous No.21006270]

>>21004197
Wkhs was so bad it dumped from 20 to 17
Unlike the moderate dump of Kodak from 60 to 14

[Anonymous No.21006317]

>>21006263
i like how he mentions select parts of the market like motor vehicle demand has outstripped supply. but he doesnt mention the same is true for guns and ammo, which seems to be bearish for americas future and portends a violent future as civil unrest continues to spread and communists continue their revolution and coup

[Anonymous No.21006319]

As a college student with little money is the stock market worth it ? Can I put like 20 $ ? Canada btw.

[Anonymous No.21006329]

>>21006257
Well I imagined the hospitals were pissed that nurses were wasting PPE and making the hospital look stupid

[Anonymous No.21006336]

>GNUS reengaging SLOW DUMP mode after short loadup on Monday
>KODK
It happened bros. KODK is GNUS's little brother. Engage stocktwit follows.

[Anonymous No.21006348]

>>21006270
horsie needed a handle on that cup

[Anonymous No.21006366]

>>21006319
>canada
>college student
just dump a CESB cheque into the market retard

[Anonymous No.21006387]

>>21006257
dancing in the hospital for social media points (?) during the peak of the pandemic
e.g.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXe3qSLFvQU

[Anonymous No.21006388]

>>21006329
Ha
Ha
Ha
I see you still have hope for the world. How foolish!

[Anonymous No.21006398]

>>21006319
put it in something with heigh leverage, you either win $200 or lose all

[Anonymous No.21006408]

>>21006319
No. either save it or pay off debt

[Anonymous No.21006420]

>>21006319
The only meaningful thing you can do on the stock market with that little money is gambling with options. And even then starting with that little is not likely to produce much returns.
Think of it this way. You would need to have a +1000% portfolio just to get to 200 dollars.

[Anonymous No.21006424]

>>21006398
I will lose everything or just my 20 $ ?

[Anonymous No.21006429]

>>21006126
I miss him /g/

[Anonymous No.21006445]

To everyone saying Microsoft shouldn’t buy TikTok:
Think of the acquisition in a broader sense. With current lockdowns people cannot visit clubs or other dance events. Especially young girls who desperately crave attention will dance on TiikTok.
Both my sister and my gf’s sister love TikTok and they’re 15 years old. Imagine the new dance culture in the future. Drake releases a new song with a specific moveset and all the roasties try to copy the moves as soon as possible.
Incels like you will download TikTok to coom. It’s a clear win-win for Microsoft. I don’t know how they make money off of this, but the popularity will increase tremendously.

[Anonymous No.21006453]

Cleared some cash so I can make a swing play but not seeing anything on a good enough dump to buy into right now that's got a decent chance of pumping hard

[Anonymous No.21006467]

Pullback? What pullback?

[Anonymous No.21006469]

>>21006366
You don't get CESB if you didn't have earnings last year. Also the CESB is much better placed toward tuition unless backed by a large loan, in which case and assuming it doesn't suitably replace necessary income usually provided by work, it should be dumped on TQQQ pronto.

[Anonymous No.21006478]

>>21005632
If you can, just hodl till early 2021. When the merger happens it should get somewhat of a boost no matter what else happens.

[Anonymous No.21006488]

>>21006319
Follow this
>>21006366
HQU, VSP, ENB, and TD / RBC or whatever national bank you use.

[Anonymous No.21006489]

>>21006420
What would be a good amount to put in ?

[Anonymous No.21006505]

>>21006445
what happens in a few months when lockdowns are over?

[Anonymous No.21006507]

>>21006453
Apple calls. shit is going to 450-500 before split

[Anonymous No.21006511]

>>21006387
I hate socialü media

[Anonymous No.21006521]

>>21004197
Who bet against the mouse

[Anonymous No.21006527]

>>21004197
I went all in on TQQQ before markets closed, are we still mooning for the rest of the week?

[Anonymous No.21006528]

>>21006445
I mean the answer is simple, Microsoft wants to use it to harvest data on zoomers because everything it targets at kids fails

[Anonymous No.21006533]

>silver went up more today than fucking tech
Whatever is going to happen soon is going to be a WILD ride

[Anonymous No.21006539]

>>21006488
But the anon above said that I can't apply if I didn't have an income the year before

[Anonymous No.21006542]

>>21006467
Shhh the kikes will hear you

[Anonymous No.21006551]

>>21006319
yes you retard, I made like $1000 (only ~$200 is realized) just dumping half my CERB cheques, and I'm tempted to dump more now that OSAP estimate is going to cover 75% of my tuition (no rent, no bus fares either this fall)

I cant believe the government paid me 10000 maple dollars just because i lost my part-time job that was 8 hours monthly

[Anonymous No.21006557]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21006558]

>>21005242
For me it was from years of dumping into index funds. Then I realized they’re whack now I do my own thing >>21005253

[Anonymous No.21006615]

Lost 5k on kikerosoft options today

[Anonymous No.21006630]

KODAK shot up 2000% lads

[Anonymous No.21006634]

>>21006557
why such a long flat line? time in the market > timing in the market?

[Anonymous No.21006635]

>>21006469
>you don't get CESB if you didn't have earnings
Where did you hear that? That's true for CERB, but CESB just requires you be enrolled in or have recently graduated college
>use it to pay debts
have you tried not going to an overpriced liberal cuck hive like UBC?

t. bum with $6k of CESB invested in the market

[Anonymous No.21006651]

Should I buy a thing?
Maybe a NET or an AMAT?

>>21006126
jesus... that'd young terry?
When did his schizophrenia/psychosis start manifesting hardcore?

[Anonymous No.21006672]

>>21006445
>guys think of this in a broader sense. girls like to post videos of themselves dancing and shit, and guys like to coom or whatever. how is this not a grand slam?

[Anonymous No.21006675]

I told you guys. You didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.21006695]

>>21006489
At least 200. 500 is a decent starting point, especially for a beginner. Once you've had a few months in the market I'd say 2k to 5k but really it all depends on your own personal disposable income level so dont take 2that I say to heart. A 100 dollar deposit would be a good way to learn the market without worrying about losing much.

[Anonymous No.21006700]

>>21006634
i cashed out

[Anonymous No.21006702]

>>21006551
But I won't be able to dump so much money as my rent and college tuition will probobly be expensive, I will put a few dollars 100 at most

[Anonymous No.21006721]

Technical analysis is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.21006727]

Kek, looked at this job posting. Saw the list of duties. Saw where it listed A+ preferred. I was like ok I got this. The duties matched the credential. Then at the bottom "Associate in C.S or related field" under education. WTF... Talk about blowing it way the fuck outta wack. Nothing listed under the duties requires more than an A+ to do. It's basic computer shit. Not doing a whole lan from scratch type thing.. So yeah they got it "earmarked" for someone.

[Anonymous No.21006740]

>>21006030
>Why the fuck is Microsoft buying that anyway? I thought they were all about productivity software now.
It's about buying a community/user base.

When they bought minecraft and linkedin they were buying a large built-in user base, same thing with dick dock.

[Anonymous No.21006741]

>>21006078
K bro
Holding 50 @ $11.82. Still feeling pretty good after today even if it was a disappointing crab down without a late pump. If it drops to $11-12 I'll buy more. I like an awful lot about Lordstown:
>new EV and don't have the baggage of ICE makers while being ahead of a significant amount of other new EV makers;
>currently getting the plant fully operational and EV makes logical sense for fleet vehicles for maintenance costs if they get a good production line going and scale costs;
>highly political in a swing state, big for US manufacturing and industrial supply chains and big in pivot away from China;
>target delivery date is next summer for their trucks, so a decent timeframe for return;
>intrinsically linked to WKHS, which I believe will position itself nicely in the EV market and also do well.
Diamond hands for it. I'm still holding 100 WKHS @ $7.46. I slightly regret not selling at $20 and rebuying at discount, but I firmly believe both are a good hold. BULLISH RIDE WKHS.

[Anonymous No.21006744]

Who /NKLA puts/ here? My 8/14 35p are gonna fucking print, baby.

[Anonymous No.21006765]

>>21006721
Shut your smelly whore mouth

[Anonymous No.21006769]

>>21006615
I lost the 2k I mad yesterday, plus another $500 down from friday, I'm super close to being back at my all time lows, the market is killing me

[Anonymous No.21006784]

>>21006489
once TQQQ hits sub-118 take out a loan of 20,000 and put it ALL in. you'll be a millionaire in 5 years its that easy

[Anonymous No.21006799]

>>21006695
Thanks also would it be a good idea to do it with friends or by myself ? Also is investing in crypto a good idea ? Sorry for the questions I am new to biz

[Anonymous No.21006798]

>>21006744
What does it mean when a put “prints?”

[Anonymous No.21006803]

>>21006557
So you're barely up just like me who stayed in?

[Anonymous No.21006811]

>>21006651
I like air conditioning and solar as runaway global warming plays and NET as an edge computing play

[Anonymous No.21006841]

>>21006784
What if it backfires ?

[Anonymous No.21006844]

>>21004276
kek

[Anonymous No.21006854]

>>21004197
Alright Israeli based board of 4chan. I'm confident that imma have some gains opening bell tomorrow. What are some good stocks to buy. I'm buying PMs and KTOS. Also KTOS Chad's rise up

[Anonymous No.21006869]

>>21006702
>as my rent and college tuition will probobly be expensive,
well that sucks, is living with your parents not an option right now?
Fall is supposed to be all-online right now to accommodate for international students as well. This semester should be the time for you to save massive money from not paying rent.

[Anonymous No.21006873]

>>21006811
>global warming plays
Kek

[Anonymous No.21006895]

WE ARE GOING TO WAR BOIS

[Anonymous No.21006908]

tick tock anon

[Anonymous No.21006909]

>>21006854
Buying at open
You like loosing money don’t you

[Anonymous No.21006916]

>he's back

[Anonymous No.21006923]

>>21006527
Hour / day / week are all incredibly volatile but YOY yes just hope that decay don’t kill your gains

[Anonymous No.21006936]

how to translate market success to not being retarded IRL?

[Anonymous No.21006958]

>>21004775
If it doesn't affect America or China then it doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.21006959]

Time in the market>Timing the market

[Anonymous No.21006961]

>>21006873
I don't think it's really filtered into the mainstream just how fucked we are
https://thediplomat.com/2020/07/siberia-on-fire/
It's not "hurr durr reduce emissions" anymore, now it's about bracing for impact

[Anonymous No.21006977]

>>21006741
i have 250 WKHS and 250 DPHC and wont be selling either until they are trading over 120$

[Anonymous No.21006984]

>>21006895
He'll just send some supplies and tell the sandniggers to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.21006985]

>>21006841
then file a ch.7 bk, fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.21006987]

>>21006799
In my experience it can create friction between friendships. If you share info and the person who found it was right it can go to their head and if they're wrong it could cause the other to be upset. That being said it is nice to have a friend to talk to about the market and what they think about a certain strategy.

[Anonymous No.21007009]

>>21006635
You can always pretend you're looking for work I guess.

[Anonymous No.21007017]

TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
>TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
>TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
>TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
>TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX

[Anonymous No.21007052]

GUYS GUYS

GATHER AROUND

THeY ARE WRONG LMOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TIKTOK RANDOM SHIT

[Anonymous No.21007054]

>>21006985
ch.7 burger king?

[Anonymous No.21007065]

>>21007009
I live with my immunocompromised granny
>cannot seek work due to covid
Ezpz

[Anonymous No.21007073]

>>21007017
>TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING SUSPENDING PAYROLL TAX
NEVER BET AGAINST USA

[Anonymous No.21007086]

>>21006030
Profit. Nothing else maters. If they can steal your dirty browsing habits then that's a bonus.But profit is the key thing.

[Anonymous No.21007104]

>>21006869
>>21006869
No my parents are far from me and I can't stand living with them.

[Anonymous No.21007108]

>>21006909
I'm selling my ITM options in the morning. I'm looking into buying stuff last hour or around 10 am(Pacific)

[Anonymous No.21007113]

I'm super drunk from hanging out at the beach. Fuck. Why is shit fucked?

[Anonymous No.21007128]

>>21007017
My SLV calls are literally going to COOOM

[Anonymous No.21007134]

>>21006841
>What if it backfires ?
Then you’ll be a millionaire after 6 years instead of 5.

[Anonymous No.21007144]

>>21006985
Im new pls no bully
>>21006987
Hmm I think I will go alone then until I am comfortable

[Anonymous No.21007159]

>>21007113
Because this decade is E X C I T I N G

[Anonymous No.21007165]

>>21004651
Fuck those Benzinga cucks. I'm fuming pissed right now. Apparently Bloomberg got the bad Benzinga numbers are reported them on air too. I haven't heard about a correction from Bloomberg yet.

[Anonymous No.21007190]

>>21006799
DO NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR INVESTMENTS .
>DO NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR INVESTMENTS .
DO NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR INVESTMENTS .
>DO NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR INVESTMENTS .

WHEN YOU TELL THEM ABOUT A CHEAP ASSET TO BUY THEY WONT LISTEN.

IF THE ASSETS GOES DOWN OR BARELY GOES UP THEY WILL MOCK AND RIDICULE YOU.

IF THE ASSETS GREATLY INCREASES IN VALUE THEY WILL BECOME JEALOUS / SALTY / A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WILL TRY TO ROB YOU.

DO NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR INVESTMENTS .

[Anonymous No.21007210]

TRUMP SAYS THE TIC TAC DEAL IS BACK ON MY CALLS ARE GONNA PRINT

[Anonymous No.21007232]

>>21004449
>NIO
>Chink PnD

can people stop this meme?

[Anonymous No.21007236]

>>21003579
>The only one that has a chance is NIO
NIO doesn't even HAVE a factory.
They outsource it to a chink manufacturer.
A chink EV company doesn't even do what they do best!!!
Tesla is beating them at their own turf!
It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.21007257]

>>21004197
If Kodak goes back to 2 dollars I am buying 1000 shares to sell covered calls to gamblers hoping for a second moonshot

[Anonymous No.21007263]

>>21007159
true. I believe we are probably in the "exciting" simulation . Lots to learn and grow from for our weird 80 limb octopus with 5000000 IQ real selves in the base world. After this lets have a gorgoplox together in base real.

[Anonymous No.21007268]

>>21007190
redpilled

[Anonymous No.21007293]

Why shouldn't I be buying all aapl now?

[Anonymous No.21007304]

Anyone bought Lemonade?

[Anonymous No.21007308]

>>21006936
don't
Enjoy your success alone.

[Anonymous No.21007312]

>>21007263
lol no, this is the base reality, and humans are the Great Wise Precursors of our galaxy

God fucking help the Ayys that come after us

[Anonymous No.21007320]

>>21007190
This is real advice

telling a normie about it is like hinting at red pills.

>hey buy soxl on march 23rd
>they buy X shares
>4 months later
>WHY DID?NT YOU TELL ME TO BUY MORE I OJNLY MQADE X DOLLARS

people are clueless. It's like socrates cave on investing. Let them think hedge funds making 20% a year are the kings when in reality the market is a cheat code for money.

[Anonymous No.21007349]

>>21004197
Dubs and Kodak goes back to 2

[Anonymous No.21007358]

>>21007312
If this is base reality we are fucked. Imagine the level of retardation in our society and species. If this isn't for entertainment god help sentient life who end up in our simulations 50 years from now.

It'll be like fucking fortnite shit getting mutilated for johnny's entertainment. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21007360]

>>21006854
TQQQ
FNGU
SOXL
DFEN
TECL

[Anonymous No.21007364]

>>21007293
you should diversity into other growth industries like air conditioning, solar, web services and stealth drones

[Anonymous No.21007370]

>>21004478
without the "simple as" it just isn't as funny m8

[Anonymous No.21007393]

>>21007210
Source? I opened a spread on MSFT such that as long as it goes up 6% by Friday I'll 12x my money.

[Anonymous No.21007399]

>>21007364

I already got most of that covered with Microsoft and google

[Anonymous No.21007429]

>>21007364
Any good stocks to look into?

[Anonymous No.21007430]

>>21007358
If the resolution to the Fermi Paradox is that we're the first intelligent civilization in our local cluster, god fucking help the next few billion years worth of Ayys. Humans as the precursor race.

Especially given that in 99/100 realities we already wiped ourselves out

[Anonymous No.21007444]

>>21007349
>>21007257
kodak crashing, digits confirm

[Anonymous No.21007445]

>>21006727
Employers continue to ask for more than they need as far as credentials go. That has been the theme for several years now. My experience is to ignore requirements and apply for everything, you never know.

[Anonymous No.21007455]

>>21007430
>arrive at new planet
>they have gender identities
>fucking wipe them out for being bigots

[Anonymous No.21007465]

I have a boomer portfolio that's done well but slow and steady. I made a Robinhood account to see how much money I can make following advice on /smg/. What are the odds of me losing my play money? Bought AAPL NET and TQQQ so far.

[Anonymous No.21007473]

I'm haunted by my past

[Anonymous No.21007487]

wish I had more MVIS

[Anonymous No.21007490]

>>21007399
Well if you're just dumping your entire portfolio into FAGMAN, nobody will call you wrong and you'll probably have reliable but modest growth

>>21007429
Carrier, KTOS, and your choice of solar company. There's a lot of them so I just bought FSLR because it has low debt and good cashflow.

[Anonymous No.21007506]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO
>VRT
>IPGP
TODAY???

[Anonymous No.21007509]

>>21007304
shh

[Anonymous No.21007524]

>>21007429
FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.21007529]

>>21007320
if tech stocks weren't a thing and there wasn't such a disconnect on tech literacy between rich boomers and YOLO zoomers, what the fuck would we even be investing/gambling in?

[Anonymous No.21007573]

>>21007529
PMs

[Anonymous No.21007600]

>>21007529
lean hog futures

[Anonymous No.21007610]

>>21007529
The world would probably be way better off.

The GDP growth of USA should be like 5%+ a year if it wasn't horribly mismanaged. I could easily get 10%+ a year and solve the debt problem in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.21007617]

>>21007465
>AAPL
oooooo
>NET
OOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
>TQQQ
OOOOOOOOOoooooo x3

[Anonymous No.21007618]

>>21007165
>Benziga
Just look at the fucking name. It's your fault for taking them serious. If it doesnt have a jewish name then they dont have good info

[Anonymous No.21007634]

>>21007490

Already have 100k in VTSAX. The top 10 companies in it account for almost 60% of its gains. Index funds just seen like a meme when apple and Microsoft are carrying the entire market.

[Anonymous No.21007649]

>>21007529
Personally, defence stocks

[Anonymous No.21007651]

>>21007444
He bought Kodak at 60

[Anonymous No.21007665]

>>21007573
This. Tech is sky high right now because people think it's recession proof, no other reason exists.

[Anonymous No.21007678]

What was that one piece of shit generic drunk penny stock that one guy was always shilling?

[Anonymous No.21007691]

>>21007190
Ok but if they already know about the stock market ? Btw my id might have changed

[Anonymous No.21007696]

>>21007678
KTOV?

[Anonymous No.21007704]

>>21007429
KTOS. Chink and u.s tension growing. They're a drone company as well so it's more or less investing into the future of combat

[Anonymous No.21007716]

>>21007678
Lci?

[Anonymous No.21007733]

>>21007634
VTSAX is incredibly boring but safe and has a low expense ratio. DCA into Vanguard forever is a valid strategy but we don't talk about it because what is there to talk about?

[Anonymous No.21007736]

>>21007678
KTOV? SNSS? SHIP? SHRMF?

[Anonymous No.21007774]

should i buy AMD puts? this is getting retarded

[Anonymous No.21007779]

>>21007678
Be more specific you faggot.

[Anonymous No.21007781]

>>21007634
For a retirement account its hard to beat it given how little you have to manage it. You have another account with like 5-10% of capital for YOLO.

[Anonymous No.21007792]

>>21007716
Ah, that was it!

[Anonymous No.21007796]

>>21007678
i think SNSS anon is dead.

[Anonymous No.21007845]

>>21006521
These niggas want to charge people $30 to rent the new söy'd version of Mulan. They're out of their minds.

[Anonymous No.21007851]

>>21006507
I've been following that, but finding a call on the right date seems throwing darts blindfolded. But if I manage to nail it...

[Anonymous No.21007871]

>>21006961
Even if you assume the global warming hoax is real (lul), the market doesnt give a shit about it. The market cares about the bottom line, and oil delivers. Until oil is heading back to $100 per barrel, you might want to put your "global warming plays" on the back burner

[Anonymous No.21007876]

>>21007845
i dont have disney+ but i get mad thinking about it anyways because it reminds me of subscription MMOs who end up adding a fucking cash shop in their game anyways

[Anonymous No.21007908]

Why is TQQQ shilled so much harder than SOXL if SOXL has had better gains historically?

[Anonymous No.21007918]

>>21007845
you underestimate disney consoomers

[Anonymous No.21007926]

>>21007851
just pick any date like 3 months out and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.21007930]

>>21007845
Well 30 ain't that bad. Hell movie tickets + food/drink + gas would cost you more.

[Anonymous No.21007932]

>>21007845
Wait wtf do you need to have Disney plus to rent it

[Anonymous No.21007947]

new
>>21007903

>>21007903

>>21007903

>>21007903

>>21007903

[Anonymous No.21007958]

>>21007908
one is at ATH, the other still hasn't broke even with pre-March highs.

[Anonymous No.21007962]

>>21007871
Why would I take investment advice from a 9/11 truther tier conspiracy nut?
>world isn't getting hotter it's just the globohomo setting Siberia on fire as a false flag hurr durr

[Anonymous No.21007991]

>>21007845
If only you knew how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.21007999]

>>21007918
>”30 dollars for a remake? We would have paid $60!

[Anonymous No.21008222]

>>21007618
I didn't sell anon. I have calls anyways, can't sell after hours. I'm holding because ATVI is going to fucking 90+ on these sick ass earnings.

[Anonymous No.21008245]

>>21006319
I turned 50 bucks into 70 something off some stock an anon shilled.

[Anonymous No.21008456]

>>21007017
Based.

[Anonymous No.21008480]

>>21006521
Me :(

[Anonymous No.21008613]

>>21007999
that's a very inaccurate depiction of what parents look like