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2095702 No.2095702 [Reply] [Original]

Ok so I'm trying out this cryptomeme and I downloaded blockfolio.

I don't get it though. How do I transfer this into usd into my bank account? How does this even work it never asked for any information from me.

>> No.2095713
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2095713

Also I think I accidentally bought 10 million digibyte coins (pic related). But like I said it doesnt have any info from so I don't even know what's happening right now

>> No.2095743

i love this thread

>> No.2095754

>>2095713
>>2095702
mate you rich, better transfer that shit fast

>> No.2095764

>no coiners try getting lambos the post

>> No.2095776
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2095776

How the fuck does this work? I dont have $68k to buy imaginary money and regardless this app has no info on me.

I know I'm retarded but pls help a retard out

>> No.2095794

>>2095776
No one can help you man, but it looks like ur rich

>> No.2095809

how did you make so much so quickly, help senpai

>> No.2095821

he's trolling you idiots

dgb shill

>> No.2095826

>>2095794
I'm not that stupid nigga I know nothing on the screen means anything. I just dont understand how this app works

>> No.2095842

>>2095821
I'm not trolling I swear on my balls I have no idea what I'm doing.

When I downloaded this app I thought it was like the crypto equivalent of robinhood but I guess I was wrong.

>> No.2095843

>>2095842
It's literally just a calculator.

>> No.2095848

>>2095776

uninstall this app, go to gemini or bitstamp, buy btc, then signup for bittrex and poloniex, then watch at least 25 hours on educational videos before buying your first bitbeans

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2095861

>>2095843
Oh.

Well that's neat I guess.

>> No.2095867

>>2095713
>>2095702

>makes $800 on his first buy

Amazing anon. Youre a crypto-guru

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>>2095702
>noticed the robinhood notification
its okay to admit stocks are a scam once you d that we wil help you on your path to be rich as fuck

>> No.2095889

>>2095702
>>2095713
Its just to keep track of your coins lad
You dont actually buy anything with it kek

>> No.2095902

>>2095848
Thanks anon

I hope this thread gave everyone a good laugh