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Craig will legally prove he is satoshi on September 4th in court, at this point all shitcoins(BTC included) will dump and BSV will have a massive fomo black swan event

STIFF

>> No.20910105

Who?

>> No.20910113

>>20910086
Dream on cockadoodle! We know who Satoshi is we already have the documents!!

>> No.20910123

nobody gives a fuck about any of these people anymore

>> No.20910124
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20910124

>predicting black swan events

>> No.20910131

how many times has he said he will prove himself? Just fucking sign the goddamn genesis wallets already.

>> No.20910138

How did this Slip Through my filter

>> No.20910155

>>20910131
Just the other day I lost ownership of my tesla as an individual stole the keys out of my satchel while I was ordering my onions frappucino. Unfortunately I was unable to verify the thief's pgp key so I could not put out an anonymous hit on him. I returned home to tell my wife but to my dismay I only found a woman at home that looked exactly like my wife but was unable to publicly sign the private key I had given her to verify our marriage, claiming it had been left in my tesla. Obviously i moved out immediately as I could not trustlessly verify the identity of this woman claiming to be my wife.

Some time passed and one day I was lucky enough to come across my tesla. Chasing down the young man who had parked it I demanded his pgp key so that i could initiate a ransomware smart contract to blackmail him into returning the private keys of my car to me. To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin.

>> No.20910177

Sergey Nazarov is Satoshi Nakotomo

>> No.20910185

>>20910124
I didn’t predict a black swan I predicted a blqck swan learn to read properly

>> No.20910211

>>20910086
Why would he ask for documents to prove he's Satoshi instead of just asking Craig Wright to move some Satoshi coins? That literally makes no sense.

>> No.20910242

>>20910155
Cars are not encrypted files on a network. Your comparison is not a good one.

>> No.20910257

>>20910211
Because that would mean he has access to the wallet and cause Bitcoin to crash. If he proves he is satoshi, it doesn't prove he has access to the wallet

>> No.20910281

Fuck off and die.

FUCK YOU SCAMMERS

>FUCK YOU

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>FUCK YOU

>> No.20910300

>>20910242
Sign. The. Block.

>> No.20910319

>>20910211
Not even need to move just sign a message with his keys

>> No.20910449

>>20910155
I wonder if when this copypasta was made anyone could have guessed that in the future wallet private keys would be delegated to smart contracts themselves and oracles would handle proper user identification.

>> No.20910482
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>>20910300
>>20910319
Of course Peter McDipshit is giving him room to just present forged documents with no discovery time for his own defense to debunk them instead of just telling Craig to sign and he'll concede.

>> No.20911173

>>20910086
gay swan event

>> No.20911325

>>20910086
>documents
>"I am satoshi, signed: Craig"

>> No.20911365

>>20910086
If Craig turns out to be Satoshi then all versions of Bitcoin will be labeled trash. Ethereum will pump.

>> No.20911370

>>20911325
That's what I'm saying! Why the hell would he ask for documents instead of just signing or moving a coin?

>> No.20911391

>>20911365
Craig's not Satoshi?

>> No.20911405

>>20911365
wrong. buy monero.

>> No.20911445

Roger Ver is Satoshi

>> No.20911478
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20911478

>Invents bitcoin and autism

>> No.20911529

>>20910086
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

What a fucking joke.

I thought he was going to prove it back in January with the mystical Tulip fund? WTF happened to that? oh yeh.... excuses and lies.

Hey, if CSW were reallly Satoshi --- he would not need to use fake documents in court to do it --- he would simply move 50 of the first coins ever mined, and sign those with his name.

Hey, why doesnt CSW sign into any of Satoshi's old message board accounts? If he really were Satoshi, he could just start using his old accounts, right?

Any one who believes these endless lies from CSW is a goddamn retard autist moron who should be spade or neutered ASAP

>> No.20912433

>>20910185
>Massive fomo black swan event

>> No.20912492
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>>20910086
Bro you’re like a month late on the black swan meme try a flamingo event

>> No.20912573

How do SV tards cope with when a few months ago all those OG holders signed addresses he claimed were his own. They all said he was a fraud on addresses he said he owned. Just lol

>> No.20912614

>>20910281
Dude, how much money did you lose? You bought the ampl peak then sold at the bottom didn't you? Or did you fall for a poojeet pnd? Either way you're not in here screaming like a little bitch because you made it, that's for sure. Not sure why your blaming others for your retarded fomo. Man up.