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[Anonymous No.20844383]

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>Previous thread:
>>20843003

[Anonymous No.20844401]

first for please god let PRPO go up

[Anonymous No.20844413]

thoughts on apple's 4 for 1 stock split?

[SOXL_shill !xKcNqU1Da. No.20844421]

Thus was SOXL

[Anonymous No.20844428]

What is this after market motion!?

[Anonymous No.20844432]

Retard theory anon here

Expecting a huge print on these in the morning

Rip bearchads, i salute you

[Anonymous No.20844433]

>>20844413
buy

[Anonymous No.20844437]

Bobo ded
Cause: COVID

[Anonymous No.20844441]

>>20844413
Neat. Should apply upward pressure. Good options play if you can get it

[Anonymous No.20844442]

>>20844413
It shouldn't really matter but with the amount of new gamblers that don't know how things work I can see it getting pumped by retards.

[Anonymous No.20844443]

Think of all the Robinkiddies buying a share of AAPL after the split.
This shit is going to be a gold mine.

[Anonymous No.20844445]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.20844451]

>WKHS
>One single entity buys 1,500,000 shares at the same time for $24 million~
Any fucking time now. Soon

[Anonymous No.20844452]

>>20844421
thanks for the money, bought in March.

[Anonymous No.20844458]

>have 7/31 calls on qqq
>still probably lost money on them
How am I so bad at this?

[Anonymous No.20844462]

>>20844428
I don't know, it's not like the largest companies in the world are mooning because of earnings or something. Weird stuff

[Anonymous No.20844467]

>>20844413
Doesn't have any practical effect except increasing liquidity and making it easier for poorfags to own the stock.
Also it could be with the purpose of being included in the Dow Jones but I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.20844471]

>>20844383
>amazon
these analysts have to be fucking up on purpose

[Anonymous No.20844472]

convince me what the next 5x is

sitting in 100% cash

[Anonymous No.20844475]

>big tech calls

[Anonymous No.20844474]

>>20844413
Warren Buffet is going to get stupid rich, selling 4 times the calls, he basically becomes Stock God with this.

[Anonymous No.20844478]

>>20844383
Who else is market buying all in apple tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20844479]

>>20844383
bro we had the worst quarterly gdp numbers in history released today and you still made this thread

[Anonymous No.20844480]

>SPY
>bought calls at 320 today

HOLY FUCK I'M RICH

[Anonymous No.20844485]

>>20844383
First for CLOWN MARKET to strike tomorrow and all these cocky gun jumping faggots get roasted alive. When you expect a green day IT WILL BE RED, because clown market is always the answer.

Or does clown market only apply when its your side of the argument?

[Anonymous No.20844489]

>>20844462
Thanks for the explanation, you snarky fuck.

[Anonymous No.20844491]

Seriously what's going on with BLNK

Why is it dumping ah

[Anonymous No.20844502]

>>20844479
Cope

[Anonymous No.20844507]

>>20844443
Yes

[Anonymous No.20844508]

reminder that (yes I'm shilling it)
IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE AMAZON TRAIN
consider that jumia (african amazon) is mooning
and there are possibilities amazon is gonna buy it
already doing another +7% ah

[Anonymous No.20844514]

>>20844368
Market will be green tomorrow. It's my birthday and I'll blow out my candles wishing for big green candles for all of us.

[Anonymous No.20844517]

anyone managed to have balls and buy the dip today?

[Anonymous No.20844518]

bought the AH dip today in GOOG

hit it at 1517

why the fuck did it tank that low was someone retarded selling? Just the inflows to QQQ and shit will pump it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.20844520]

>>20844478

why? what's the news?

[Anonymous No.20844521]

>>20844480
I bought strangles on qqq REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.20844548]

>>20844443
so its best to buy apple stock before the split?

[Anonymous No.20844552]

>>20844520
>this is the average bear

[Anonymous No.20844557]

should i buy $12,000 worth of AAPL right now?

[Anonymous No.20844561]

>>20844508
I'd rather stay away from anything african which has nothing to do with gold or diamonds or is actually chinese.

[Anonymous No.20844563]

So where does TQQQ top at? Like 121 or something?

[Anonymous No.20844565]

Praise be to the lords of all technology & modern society.

>AMZN 3500
>AAPL 450
>FB 300
>TQQQ 150

[Anonymous No.20844569]

>>20844479
seethe harder faggit

[Anonymous No.20844573]

>>20844521
Straddle on TQQQ for me

[Anonymous No.20844575]

>>20844489
Oh come the fuck on, you know very well why the market is crazy right now. People have been spamming about it for the past 40 minutes

[Anonymous No.20844578]

what should i be buying today, cause you obviously cant sell shit

[Anonymous No.20844579]

STOP SELLING BLNK FUCKING BOGGS WHY DIDNT I GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20844580]

WHY DID I BUY FUCKING SILVER OPTIONS YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF TECH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20844581]

>>20844552
This is your brain on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.20844582]

>>20844480
I went all in on big tech calls

cheers

[SOXL_shill !xKcNqU1Da. No.20844583]

>>20844452
Glad to hear it, anon. Looks like we're gonna make it. The trick now is should things go south again, we get out at the right time

[Anonymous No.20844592]

I hope MSFT follows Apple and does it's own stock split.. The thing about it to is your divvy payout goes up.

[Anonymous No.20844596]

>>20844491
jews

[Anonymous No.20844600]

>>20844491
people have to take profits at some point

[Anonymous No.20844606]

>>20844514
Congrats on your birthday, anon. I hope you will make it

[Anonymous No.20844613]

>>20844581
>”whats the news?” On earnings day

[Anonymous No.20844623]

Whats something i should dump 300$ on for quick profits next week

[Anonymous No.20844631]

>>20844579
sold mine already :^)
why dont you sell yours?

[Anonymous No.20844633]

Protip:

Buy 25 AAPL shares before August ends and you can start writing covered calls on it!

[Anonymous No.20844637]

Guys should I increase my position in AAPL? Unsure what the market is about to do in this retarded time...

[Anonymous No.20844646]

have you sold your tech shares? No? Then the gains are not real. Can’t wait to see sea of red wojaks on here we limit down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20844655]

Can anyone tell if CTSH is currently a buy or hold? Been going well but who tf knows, might Dump into DDOG

[Anonymous No.20844667]

>>20844491
gotta put that money into safe tech instead

[Anonymous No.20844671]

sold my TQQQ cause of unemployent and gdp to late to buy back in?

[Anonymous No.20844672]

>>20844517
Yep. Been accumulating MMP and TSM hard. Thought about WKHS but nahhh. Watching for XOM to move into the 40.xxs then buying hard. Watching for D to move into the 80.xxs and will double my shares.

[Anonymous No.20844674]

>>20844383
>58 replies in nine minutes

[Anonymous No.20844677]

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=WKHS

Is a short float of 33.60% and a short ratio of 0.92 good?

[Anonymous No.20844687]

>>20844646
We literally just passed the absolutely worst news possible, and there is nothing left. And it wasn't so bad after all
This was the bottom for this year

[Anonymous No.20844691]

>>20844623
WKHS lol

[Anonymous No.20844696]

>>20844479
They even admitted it was perfunctory exaggerations in the report, the only reason for it was literally closed stores and then reopened stores or anything open for business really is breaking sales records.

Basically, the economy is turning into Blade Runner. The kinder gentler version.

[Anonymous No.20844709]

>>20844561
african population is booming and internet, especially on the phone, is getting more and more available
but I admit that what caught my attention in the case of jumia was the graph that looks promising

[Anonymous No.20844711]

he bought? load to dump for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20844720]

>>20844575
Just got here. I'm long term trading so I really just check my portfolio in the morning and after close.

[Anonymous No.20844724]

>>20844613

i was out of the loop this week. no bully pls :(

[Anonymous No.20844734]

>>20844646
Yeah this feels bearish to me. I mean bulls get the absolute best news possible and my Sqqq is down like 25 cents right now. hmmm

[Anonymous No.20844737]

>>20844646
>implying my tech stocks aren't giving me dividends
hold it long enough, you see the usual massive growths *AND* the dividends pay for your cost basis

[Anonymous No.20844749]

>>20844674
Fuck Baseball, stocks are the National Pasttime. Nobody kneels here, no lives matter, only money and the ability to grow it and help others do the same.

[Anonymous No.20844758]

I bought NOK calls with what little cash I had left after silver fucked me today, their earnings are at 12 tonight, do you guys think they'll be good?

[Anonymous No.20844761]

How high will amazon go

[Anonymous No.20844769]

What are some good morning plays? 100% cash right now.

[Anonymous No.20844784]

>>20844674
>/leftypol/ seething

[Anonymous No.20844793]

>>20844711

[Anonymous No.20844801]

>>20844769
>100% cash
im so sorry for your loss and your lack of testosterone

[Anonymous No.20844802]

>>20844472
JMIA and/or OSTK
They have tiny market caps and have blown away earnings estimates

[Anonymous No.20844803]

>>20844749
>help others do the same
Wrong, around these parts we call people retarded and tell them to kill themselves when they are bad at stocks

[Anonymous No.20844818]

>>20844709
>african population is booming
That's bearish long term anon, but make money where you can I guess.

[Anonymous No.20844827]

>>20844383
Don't get greedy Bulls. You got insanely lucky today. Don't be fucking stupid hear.

[Anonymous No.20844833]

YOOOOO WHO IS THIS GLASSES QT ON CNBC

[Anonymous No.20844834]

It’s all MONEY. Nuggets want jobs and Money and gigs and try to guilt wasps into giving it to them on a platter.

[Anonymous No.20844841]

>>20844769
see >>20844508

[Anonymous No.20844845]

>>20844646
More emotional stock attachment, we need loyal bag holders.

[Anonymous No.20844850]

Bought SPXS at the close past Friday. I've been in the red since then. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.20844862]

Where do you guys park your money? Saw an anon mention utilities and ATO earlier and was looking for tips for comfy minimal stress place to keep non-trading cash.

[Anonymous No.20844863]

Now I can finally afford one of these little lovely human beings.

Thank you Lord Bezos, Father Cook, Holy Ghost Zuck.

[Anonymous No.20844867]

>>20844802
Cant really buy OSTK after how they shafted the mastermind of the company, its like buying apple in the 80s before steve jobs came back to fix the company. Which i expect may happen for overstock some day, because who even uses them?

[Anonymous No.20844883]

buy tech during AH? for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20844885]

>>20844833
I like the blonde

[Anonymous No.20844897]

>>20844758
>he sold silver during a pullback after it was mooning at the start of a new bull market
oh nonononono

[Anonymous No.20844914]

>>20844802
this >>20844508

[Anonymous No.20844918]

>>20844885
Idk how the fuck she is 50

[Anonymous No.20844919]

>>20844883
retard you missed out this time, just watch and wait for the eventual dip

[Anonymous No.20844939]

>>20844919
but isnt it going to gap up tomorrow? especially AAPL with the stock split

[Anonymous No.20844952]

Proof that google is a grandpa shitcoin now, remove it from FAGMAN

Also khazar glasses

[Anonymous No.20844959]

Why did I buy amazon after the pump I fomod hahaha FUG

[Anonymous No.20844974]

he's gonna break up big tech at 5:30pm during the conference. Say goodbye to tech gains

[Anonymous No.20844976]

>>20844569
>>20844502
Fuck trumpniggers

[Anonymous No.20844979]

>MGM earnings call starting now
I wonder what’s gonna come out of that

[Anonymous No.20844982]

>>20844952
gross

[Anonymous No.20844986]

>>20844918
Sara is in her 30’s, she’s not the only Sara eisen so the pajeet generated fan sites feed google the wrong info.

She just had a fucking baby 6 months ago.

[Anonymous No.20844987]

Alexa, schedule event: "Massive gains" for tomorrow at 9:30AM EST.

[Anonymous No.20844996]

>>20844677
Supposedly bearish, but could also mean potential giga squeeze. If it goes on a run then all those shorts would have to buy back in no matter the price.

[Anonymous No.20845010]

>>20844974
nothing he can stop what amazon is about to do

[Anonymous No.20845014]

>>20844845
Damn you intel! You better be down by a dollar next week!

[Anonymous No.20845013]

>>20844976
Im a nazi

[Anonymous No.20845032]

>>20844472
AAPL, no joke.

[Anonymous No.20845038]

sooo is tomorrow big green day? Calls on apple?

[Anonymous No.20845040]

>>20844863
Dross makes my pp hard.

[Anonymous No.20845041]

>>20844986
lol that makes more sense.....I remember in these threads like last year someone was simping her hard and everyone was surprised she was supposedly 50

[Anonymous No.20845049]

What will be done with niggers? Can we approve of abortion for only niggers and breed hot black girls into white/otherimmigrants?

[Anonymous No.20845074]

>the absolute state of gay bears

[Anonymous No.20845081]

>>20845038
Shouldve already had them bro

[Anonymous No.20845092]

>>20845032
why wtf

[Anonymous No.20845094]

>>20845074
What are you saying.
Everything was red today.

[Anonymous No.20845097]

imagine unironically doubting tech

it's quite literally free money

[Anonymous No.20845098]

Where's that stupid rat fuck!

[Anonymous No.20845099]

EU fag here. all the burger stonks are on sale for us. buy now or wait till the USD is even more kill?

[Anonymous No.20845103]

>>20844974
We can only hope

[Anonymous No.20845108]

>>20844863
>I can now afford fucking a man dressed as a woman
Get this unwholesome shit off my smg.

>>20844952
She cute
How are the tiddies?

>>20844784
>rent free
Lol go red team, you go and beat the blue team!
(In the meantime, don’t do anything about the fact that both teams want to print infinite money and rack up the debt)

[Anonymous No.20845116]

>>20844897
No I didn't sell, but I'm taking massive red dildos up my ass right now

[Anonymous No.20845120]

Can anyone tell me if Nigerian stocks are safer than Chinese stocks? I am looking at JMIA but I'm not sure if Nigerians pull off scams like Chinese do all the time. Does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.20845135]

>>20845098
THIS ISN'T OVER

[Anonymous No.20845141]

Imagine being poor lmao holy shit

[Anonymous No.20845143]

>>20845120
Of course those delta niggers will pull scams? What the fuck do you think they will do? 300,000,000 starving oil monkeys in a tiny country the size of France.

[Anonymous No.20845144]

>>20845108
Cnbc rarely shows bust in these video interviews unforunately. From her bone structure i can tell shes a jewish slampig, so i bet she has some honkers.

[Anonymous No.20845152]

>>20845116
>right now
Right now silver is recovering

[Anonymous No.20845159]

>>20845108
You can have this instead.

[Anonymous No.20845171]

>>20845144
>slampig
She looks thin/average to me

[Anonymous No.20845178]

>>20844508
>Africa
lol
sure if you have a 20-year outlook. I learned my lesson trying to speculate into developing economies. Look at India, slow boring growth. Boomer-tier shit.

[Anonymous No.20845184]

>>20845120
ASHR SCHE. Buy them, buy long term OTM options. China will not stop growing, ever. America and china are symbiotic at this point

[Anonymous No.20845192]

>>20845135
You're DEAD you stupid sexy fuck!

[Anonymous No.20845201]

>>20845120
jmia is gonna at least 2x eom
look at the graph and volumes

[Anonymous No.20845205]

Thoughts on Vanguard FTSE All-World UCITS ETF ?

Should I go all in on this ?

[Anonymous No.20845212]

>>20845152
Well good then because it ate all my gains from the past month today, I was super close to cutting losses, but I figured that would be pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.20845214]

I guess the news only ever gets sold when i'm holding a stock. I wasn't even doing crazy shit like holding SQQQ, just went 75% cash hoping for a big tech pullback. But of course clown market decided to behave logically for once.

[Anonymous No.20845221]

>>20845159
>online, everyone thinks I pass!
Come on man... this isn’t healthy

[Anonymous No.20845223]

America 0
TQQQ: 11

[Anonymous No.20845228]

>>20845120
All the smart Nigerians immigrated to the US and Europe. All that's left are people that are either too poor or too stupid to go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.20845230]

Daily reminder you were all warned to at least take partial profits this week. You haven’t made anything until your gains are realized.

[Anonymous No.20845231]

>>20845205
KYS and go back to r/finanzen

[Anonymous No.20845233]

>>20844862
When looking for a comfy park, look for something not super cyclical with steady reliable growth. Among big boys something like WMT, COST, PG, HD, MSFT, and V/MA.
Sector-wise, most consumer staples and utilities would fit the bill but there are a lot out there that fit that criteria.

[Anonymous No.20845238]

Already realized profit on multiple silver shorts but hopefully it keeps going down because silverbugs are retarded homos

[Anonymous No.20845241]

>>20845097
your # of shares triggers me
please consolidate your picks so you can have cuter round numbers
also get more TSM, they're going to go up thanks to Apple

[Anonymous No.20845244]

Fix your fucking posture you neanderthal

[Anonymous No.20845242]

>>20845171
Nah, i be she has a fat ass and big tits from sitting around at a desk job. Jews dont exercise

[Anonymous No.20845249]

>>20845231

[Anonymous No.20845251]

>>20845178
my outlook is one month, that's how much it will take to jmia to moon

[Anonymous No.20845299]

>>20845120
shit, how long until you realize you don't just blindly follow shills in /smg/, not even for TSM
the point is that you do your own DD then you realize that TSM is going to moon to $100 EoY and you buy in now even when "'""analysts"" say it is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.20845304]

>>20844592
holy hell if MSFT did a stock split I'd go all in with my life savings

[Anonymous No.20845305]

If you don't buy AAPL 2022 LEAPs before August 26 you are officially stupid

[Anonymous No.20845306]

>>20845212
It's a long hold anon. If you put too much into it, then cut some off to invest in something else in the meantime or put in more funds.

[Anonymous No.20845308]

Bears BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGDvDGE7zk

[Anonymous No.20845322]

>>20845244
I stand like left but people tell me I walk like i have a dick in my ass
>>20845242
can confirm, banged a hot pawg jewish slampig throughout college

[Anonymous No.20845338]

PLM awaiting environmental permit court ruling. Mining project in MN now controlled majority by Glencore. CuNiCo and AuPtPd Co precious metals. $2 billion project value. $0.46 today down 6% I'm going to accumulate. Wish me luck pennybros. Also 1 for 10 reverse split approved could happen anytime.

[Anonymous No.20845340]

Wait until you guys see the 10:1 AMZN split lads

[Anonymous No.20845361]

>>20845340
Please do, and add it to dow jones so its not a totally useless faggot index and delist boeing from all the white sheets, send then to OTC

[Anonymous No.20845366]

>>20844671
Never too late to buy TQQQ. Buy TQQQ, hold TQQQ, buy moar TQQQ. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.20845376]

>>20845233
>tfw sold my COST and MSFT and LMT and will never have a good entry point ever again

[Anonymous No.20845379]

Just woke up and saw I made $600 from Amazon today.

It literally prints money.

[Anonymous No.20845399]

>>20845306
More funds isn't an option for me until the faggots in congress get more stimulus passed, I'll start trimming positions tomorrow I guess

[Anonymous No.20845401]

Are the big boys really gonna let retail traders win like this?

[Anonymous No.20845408]

>>20845366
Dump it
https://youtu.be/Ji1gLZPeVpU

[Anonymous No.20845414]

>>20844734
>QQQ pumped 1.5% but SQQQ is only down 4.5%!
Smooth brain

[Anonymous No.20845424]

>>20845401
We're beatin the hell out of them out there. They dumped and it pumped without them and they are now reverse bagholding.

[Anonymous No.20845428]

>>20845241
I mean I could just sell everything but AMZN and MSFT and go all in on those two but that's boring. What I really need to do is get rid of those ETFs?

[Anonymous No.20845446]

>>20845340
I just called Bezos and he just told me it's happening when $AMZN hits $5,000 - and it'll be a 25 for 1 split.

So it's happening by October.

[Anonymous No.20845456]

>>20845401
The big boys lured basedbears into PMs like they always do before the real asset bull run. Goldgoys and silversimps losing always, like forever

[Anonymous No.20845461]

I just bought 10k worth of AAPL. See you boys in the morning. Hope PRPO pumps too

[Anonymous No.20845476]

>>20845424
What is reverse bag holding

[Anonymous No.20845488]

>>20845476
Ever been naked short on something mooning?

[Anonymous No.20845491]

>>20845476
When you aren't invested and waiting for things to crash so you can get in without feeling like a cuck.

[Anonymous No.20845517]

>>20845414
Shorters are so fucking retarded. Literally
>hmm line go up big
>maybe go down now
They don't even look at the ticker or company

[Anonymous No.20845523]

Confession: I FOMO'd a share of AAPL at 403 AH.

[Anonymous No.20845533]

Should I just grab 25 AAPL right now to sell covered calls off of after the split?

>>20845242
>Jews dont exercise
that's like saying americans are fat
She and Sara and other TV Jews for sure exercise

They're not all Jonah Hill jews, even Cramer had a personal trainer every day at like 4 AM or something until Covid.

[Anonymous No.20845539]

>>20845446
I wonder if that guy knows how much of a meme he is

[Anonymous No.20845540]

>>20845491
I have 2000 cash and want to put it in apple, should i wait for tomorrow and FOMO market buy at open

[Anonymous No.20845546]

I'm still holding 5 shares of AMZN which is nice but I'm pissed at myself for letting the gay bears shake me out of most of the rest of my tech. I sold my NVDA like a week ago at $410, fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.20845562]

>>20845517
Nobody has ever made money consistently while shorting without having insider information, ever. Thats why it should be banned because its a way to scam people. Why do we need shorting if we have contracts?

[Anonymous No.20845568]

>>20845401
Yea. J Powell was a hawk until Trump bullied him now he's an Omega Dove. Hedge funds have been betting on tightening the fed's balance sheets since 2017. Now they're butthurt that J Pow did a complete 180. That's why you see so much FUD about hyperinflation and "this isn't capitalism" it's a bunch of arrogant older guys that act like a herd and circlejerk what to do in finance over martinis. The reality is these fucks are actually the ones that crashed the markets in March by doing insane shit like trading the spread on treasury bills with 200x leverage and pulling out causing institutions to fill in the gap by selling their stocks to buy those t bills.

[Anonymous No.20845571]

Liquidated my SPY position for AAPL.
I'm gonna make it..

[Anonymous No.20845573]

>>20845540
You can buy it post market now, can't you?

[Anonymous No.20845586]

>>20845533
Mid level analyst jewesses do not need to maintain their body like how trophy anchor jewesses need to, because the ones in the studio are fucktoys, the ones they leave at home are not

[Anonymous No.20845606]

>>20845571
That's a lot of AAPL. Why not just go all in FNGU and get leverage if you are so sure?

[Anonymous No.20845621]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AMZN AT 3051

[Anonymous No.20845625]

>>20845606
FNGU low volume, hard to write calls on them for proper liquidity

[Anonymous No.20845639]

>>20845621
It's just a google glitch. Happens from time to time.

[Anonymous No.20845649]

>>20845414
You just compared Qqq to Sqqq and then called me a smooth brain. Wow people must fucking hate you lmao

[Anonymous No.20845678]

>>20845571
Oh god... very tempting...
But if I sell my VTSAX to buy apple that's 13 years of gains to pay taxes on!!

[Anonymous No.20845693]

>>20845517
Longs engage in the same behavior.

[Anonymous No.20845696]

>>20845571
Did you just buy a quarter of a million of a SINGLE stock? Please learn risk management.

[Anonymous No.20845697]

>Amazon and Apple special treatment revealed
>Just after a congressional anti-trust hearing
https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-amazon-app-store-discount-prime-video-2020-7
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

[Anonymous No.20845698]

Sold all my TQQQ. This is the top. I’m out boys. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.20845714]

does it even make sense anymore to buy options on apple that expire after the split?
how does that even work?

[Anonymous No.20845715]

Who else /amd/ here. I don't invest a lot of money but my amd is up 46% since about 2 months ago

[Anonymous No.20845718]

>>20845568
isn’t this basically gonna happen again though?

[Anonymous No.20845733]

>>20845696
At this point you declare allegiance to facebook, amazon, google, or apple. No other choice

[Anonymous No.20845754]

Made a couple hundred off NET calls today. Feels good bros.

[Anonymous No.20845759]

Best place to open roth IRA with about $100k? Best fire and forget mutual funds/ETFs for the next five to seven years?

Show me how smart you guys are.

[Anonymous No.20845764]

>>20845305
>LEAPS going into a spilt
Pre-spilt options have horrible liquidity post spilt

[Anonymous No.20845772]

>>20845718
That's their goal. They want to scare people and cause a big dip so they can buy back in. Who knows when they succeed. JP Morgan closed their shorts on silver this month.

[Anonymous No.20845777]

>>20845376

It hurts doesn't it. All of the businesses I like the most trade at 9001 P/E and 25x book value. Particularly Costco... The last time that was a decent bargain you probably had to buy it on a teletype machine.

[Anonymous No.20845778]

>>20845523
i bought 30

[Anonymous No.20845792]

Ez $200 from my FB strangle if the price doesn’t change significantly before open tomorrow. Thanks Zucc.

[Anonymous No.20845801]

Remember what happened to TSLA? Don’t cum too early bulls. See you tomorrow. Sleep tight.

[Anonymous No.20845809]

>>20845696
This is Apple due for a split (which hasn't happened in 5+ years) and well, it's Apple. With the amount of retail investors nowadays, there is no way but up for Apple when it does a split.

>>20845678
Long term though! VTSAX is old money!

[Anonymous No.20845811]

>>20845697
15% is standard after a year of an in-app subscription
>https://developer.apple.com/app-store/subscriptions/#revenue-after-one-year
t. someone who develops apps including iOS

[Anonymous No.20845830]

Any day traders or swing traders here?

[Anonymous No.20845841]

>>20845830
Everyone here is a long term investor with a 20+ year horizon

[Anonymous No.20845845]

>>20845801
You mean when it broke 1500 and "crashed" back down to 1500 after touching 1800? Yes I remember that

[Anonymous No.20845851]

How does this graph make you feel?

[Anonymous No.20845852]

>>20845714
What's the date on the split? Also they'll just adjust the options to reflect the new stock price.

[Anonymous No.20845857]

>>20845809
But... TAXES... I'm going to lose such a huge chunk that the principal I'm investing in AAPL will be significantly less than the principal it already is in VTSAX...

[Anonymous No.20845858]

>>20845649
Holy Christ you're a retard, you opined that SQQQ "only" fell 25 cents, but that's 4.5%, which is what it should do given QQQ's move.

Smooth. Brain.

[Anonymous No.20845865]

>>20845851
My early retirement already existed if I had just bought it every paycheck and never sold it

[Anonymous No.20845868]

>>20845715
Got some $60 calls that expire in September for cheap last year. Gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20845870]

>>20845678
>13 years of gains to pay taxes on
This is unironically my biggest obstacle to long term investing. I can't commit to DCA anything because what if it turns to shit in 10 years and I gotta switch out? You fuck yourself so hard it's like you only held for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.20845871]

+1875% for the year now with a very high sharpe 3+

[Anonymous No.20845874]

>>20845571
fuck i just broke out into a sweat, god speed

[Anonymous No.20845884]

fuck it, all in'd AAPL

ill see you in hell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20845890]

I got 200 bucks to piss away on cheap calls from a minor KODAK fomo , shill me something good. Only looking for double

[Anonymous No.20845893]

>>20845851
A Key Component To Early Retirement

[Anonymous No.20845904]

In the year 2025... Silver is $200. Only Kim posters make it. Take it or leave it, usually I shill for TQQ MSFT and INTC when i'm not kim posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

>>20845715
set trailing stops, dump incoming.

[Anonymous No.20845906]

>>20845870
Find a way to take a massive tax loss that year, I guess? Idk Trump could figure it out it can't be that hard

[Anonymous No.20845910]

>>20845845
When it beat earnings and pumped nasty in AH and dumped when markets opened

[Anonymous No.20845925]

>>20845890
boohoo or hellofresh calls

[Anonymous No.20845935]

>>20845852
apparently end of august. so to my understanding adjusted options are traded separately from the new ones, so I guess I'll have to close my positions before that then.

[Anonymous No.20845961]

>>20845870
that's not really the issue... if it's doing poorly and you lose your long term conviction, you get the hell out with your gains. the taxes don't matter in that situation.

But this is VTSAX, it's the entire US stock market. The easy buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.20845963]

>>20845910
That's standard for any company with large options open interest. Market makers are delta neutral and buy underlying as IV rises prior to earnings and they dump it after earnings when IV drops to remain delta neutral.

[Anonymous No.20845969]

>>20845428
ETFs are boring as fuck, might as well be into mutual funds

[Anonymous No.20845988]

>>20844383
>>20844383
SPY puts
F to pay respect tommrow will be a blown up account for me

[Anonymous No.20845989]

>>20845851
Apple single-handedly ruined user interfaces, the internet and society as a whole with smartphones. They give normalfags easy access to online content which lead to web fag.0, social media, mass data mining and other retardition. There truely is no justice in this world.

[Anonymous No.20845994]

I stayed up to watch the Perseverance mission launch and it's literally been just constant high impact news cycle for the last 24 hours, I'm exhausted
>rocket launch at 4:30am
>fed at 5:30
>market open and AAAAAAA posting at 6:30am
>breakfast
>starship static fire
>trump says he wants to delay election
>miraculous NASDAQ recovery by close
>massive tech earnings
>russia launched a rocket too sometime in all of this
>trump press conference now

[Anonymous No.20846023]

>>20845241
I heard you like round numbers

[Anonymous No.20846026]

>he fell for the chinese flu .000000000000000000000000000000000001% death rate bear meme

[Anonymous No.20846030]

>>20845994
God with us.

[Anonymous No.20846033]

I got 8/31 marked on my calendar. Apple @ 100 per is not to be missed. Gives me a whole month to prepare to strike. Cheapies will be bagged.

[Anonymous No.20846048]

So whats the plan? Jumia until late August then AAPL before the split?

[Anonymous No.20846053]

>>20846023
acceptable

[Anonymous No.20846074]

2min warning for TRUMP

[Anonymous No.20846080]

>>20845935
Yup, still close your positions though. Especially with tech this high. You can always just roll over to the new options.

[Anonymous No.20846089]

>>20846074
Lmao trump literally doesnt matter, america is governed by FAGMAN now

[Anonymous No.20846094]

>Apple keeps climbing
>Facebook just sitting there
Come the fuck on Zucc.

[Anonymous No.20846095]

>>20846033
The split is going to be so fucking glorious. Writing 4x the amount of options, and lowered entry barrier for retail investors. This shit is going to moon. Everyone and their moms will buy Apple stock when it's split to $100.

[Anonymous No.20846101]

Reminder to sell literally everything except tech. Its not a stock market anymore.
Its the tech market.

[Anonymous No.20846106]

didnt MSFT post good earning too? how come they aren't mooning? should they just post their earnings on the same day as all the other big boys?

[Anonymous No.20846123]

>>20845994
>herman cain dies

[Anonymous No.20846142]

>CHINA VIRUS KILLS HERMAN CAIN

[Anonymous No.20846157]

i'm literally just going to put FAGMAN on autobuy and just never look at the stock market again.

[Anonymous No.20846172]

>PRPO
oh god no. please i need this

[Anonymous No.20846184]

Hurray the fuck up and pass the 2nd check bill. I got cheap apple @ 100 per on 8/31 that needs bagging.. 2400 in free green will be put to good use.

[Anonymous No.20846200]

What the fuck is Trump talking about here.

[Anonymous No.20846209]

Why do shitskins and asians seethe so hard when nasdaq pumps on fundamental gains? Is this the low IQ people being bears here?

[Anonymous No.20846216]

Literally just going to buy only AAPL until the split happens. Look at AAPL's macro trends whenever a split has happened. It's literally a moonshot every time.

[Anonymous No.20846225]

>NEW CASES EXPLODING
Trump sounds like hes at a fucking funeral.
>China already locked down new cities
>While under massive flooding
>Still doing massive testing
Theres going to be another crash this year for sure.

[Anonymous No.20846226]

>>20846106
Microsoft posted great earnings and sold off. Clown market.

[Anonymous No.20846231]

>>20846101
i unironically liquidated all my hail mary penny stock picks to put into TSM today.

[Anonymous No.20846233]

>>20846123
>>20846142
Who?

[Anonymous No.20846244]

Thank you based world for being nice

[Anonymous No.20846265]

>>20846244
Extremely based and techpilled.

[Anonymous No.20846276]

Trump link?

[Anonymous No.20846277]

>>20846231
>Buying TSM at 80 after it ran up 20%
STOP
BUY INTC INSTEAD
YOU FUCKING RETARD
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE POOR

[Anonymous No.20846282]

>>20846200
Unironically doesnt matter at all what he says, or anyone else in the government

[Anonymous No.20846283]

So what's the new AAPL share price going to be? 40? I'm actually ok with this.

[Anonymous No.20846286]

Is there a meaningful difference between tqqq and soxl?

I mean, is there a reason to put 5k in each rather than 10k into just one?

[Anonymous No.20846301]

>>20846277
Retard. Fuck Intel

[Anonymous No.20846303]

>>20846277
TSM is still valued fairly on fundamentals at $80. I originally bought in at $56 and bought the dip today.

[Anonymous No.20846304]

>>20845205
I have 20k parked in Vanguard

[Anonymous No.20846306]

>>20846283
around 100 per.

[Anonymous No.20846319]

>>20846277
wrong

[Anonymous No.20846318]

>>20846283
X divided by 4, my brown friend

[Anonymous No.20846326]

>>20846277
im averaging up retard
you think i'm buying intel when i actually know my DD on semiconductors. kek

im not gonna pretend im a god at predicting when the deadcat bounce will happen, because that's the only thing intel has going for it right now. No long-term prospects

[Anonymous No.20846328]

>>20846277
It only has a ~30 p/e, still infinity better than AMD et al

[Anonymous No.20846330]

>>20846276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFXvqILn7HY

[Anonymous No.20846332]

>>20846304
What are you expecting ?

[Anonymous No.20846335]

Apparantly, the Chinese tried to hack Moderna.
So gonna buy calls on Moderna.
Because from what I understand... Moderna has the original version of the virus which was being used experimentally at Pilbright to transmit vaccines to livestock, and which the Chinese stole... and took to their lab in Wuhan.
I'll let you fill in the blanks after that. But if the CCP want what Moderna has, then their spies are telling them that Moderna is making real progress towards a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.20846352]

>>20846277
Intc is down, but is there any reason to think it will stop sucking ass?

They're losing engineers and filling the spots with diversity hires.
They're years behind in processor advances.

Kinda seems like they're coasting on a brand name.

[Anonymous No.20846365]

>>20846209
That shit website is linked to some other shit website or application that lets you trade fake paper money. It's a bunch of retarded pajeets

[Anonymous No.20846369]

>>20846216
You're right

[Anonymous No.20846376]

>PLAHSMA
>REMDISIVAHR

[Anonymous No.20846381]

>>20846318
What's x? United States steel?

[Anonymous No.20846394]

Trump shilling REGN

[Anonymous No.20846396]

>>20846277
I'll buy intcel at $8 after this administration is kicked

[Anonymous No.20846409]

>>20846335
o.o

wasn't there a news article that said China already has a vaccine, and was offering to sell doses of it to latin American nations?

[Anonymous No.20846426]

>>20846409
They don't have a vaccine yet

[Anonymous No.20846427]

Do i buy apple shares now!?

[Anonymous No.20846430]

>>20846277
imagine being a stupid faggot who averages down LMAO

[Anonymous No.20846449]

>>20846352
>They're losing engineers and filling the spots with diversity hires.
im bearish on INTC but losing the chief engineer Murthy was a good thing for Intel. Not enough to convince me to buy INTC but it's a start. Maybe if they kick out Swan in a year or so I'll buy in.

[Anonymous No.20846457]

>>20846427
It doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.20846467]

>>20846427
What the fuck have you been waiting for all these years

[Anonymous No.20846481]

EXTENSION ON GIBSSS OOOOOO WE PUMPINNNNNGG

[Anonymous No.20846492]

accidentally made it early
new:
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
new:
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
new:
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485
>>20846485

[Anonymous No.20846497]

>>20846467
I don't own Apple because I don't like iOS and I think tablets are dumb and gay

Unfortunately there's a lot of dumb gay people with lots of disposable income

[Anonymous No.20846506]

>>20846394
WHAT DID HE SAY

[Anonymous No.20846514]

>>20846426
how do we know that?

>>20846481
how much gibbs?
I don't want to pay for that
cancel the gibs now

[Anonymous No.20846534]

>>20846409
>believes chink propaganda
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20846535]

>>20846301
>>20846326
>>20846328
>>20846352
>>20846430
https://www.statista.com/statistics/735904/worldwide-x86-intel-amd-market-share/
>Intel has 64% market share in x86 processors

https://www.spglobal.com/marketintelligence/en/news-insights/latest-news-headlines/chasing-profits-and-intel-amd-sets-sights-on-data-centers-57996772
>Intel holds 90%+ marketshare on server processors

https://tech.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/people/intels-chief-engineering-officer-murthy-renduchintala-leaves/77210653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nsX9nUFIBc
>Intel fires the retard that has been lying to them about progress because he wanted to be CEO

FUCK YOU IDIOTS.

[Anonymous No.20846587]

>>20846467
I only got into stocks recently.

[Anonymous No.20846607]

>>20844451
Where did you get that info? It's not insider trades, what website should I check? Please enlighten fellow retard

[Anonymous No.20846642]

>>20846514
If the chinese said they landed a manned mission on mars in 2012, would you believe them too?

[Anonymous No.20846649]

>futures

[Anonymous No.20846684]

>>20846352
Do not trust China. They calculated other nations casualties and costs in the calculations on how to handle the virus before informing the world.
But it is possible that they already have a vaccine. They have the most complete view of the evolutionary history of the virus, since they know how it went from inert livestock transmission when it was stolen, to its initial human to human strains.
Outside of Moderna and their associate companies in the industry working on a vaccine, the Chinese would be the most likely to develop one early, for that reason.
Take note that Moderna has been fastest to human trials in history, steaming along. That is either incredibly rash, or incredible confidence.

[Anonymous No.20846781]

>>20846607
Literally go on any website that shows graphs and there is a volume bar below for each candle/tick

[Anonymous No.20846838]

Disney a good long term bet?
They're still decently depressed from corona, right?

A foreseeable dip coming up?

[Anonymous No.20846877]

>>20844561
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.20846881]

>>20846781
Thanks, I see. 30 June also

[Anonymous No.20846884]

>>20846838
i think the viewing public has reached a breaking point in terms of how much mutt entertainment is thrown at them

[Anonymous No.20846928]

>>20846332
Some safe +5% till EOY

[Anonymous No.20847586]

>>20846884
I know I'm personally sick of marvel, star wars, and CGI cartoons. I'm unable to gauge the public's view, though.