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[Anonymous No.20809800]

Congratulations for being a candidate in our pre-first-interview assessments!
Here at $Company we like to make sure that our employees are exceptional and meet the standard that we set here, as $Company is an exceptional place to work!
Following your pre-first-interview assessments, we will determine whether or not you will be given the opportunity for a first interview here at $Company!
If your first interview is exceptional, we will send you a follow up email with next steps including post-first-interview assessments!
Those that demonstrate meaningful skills and reflection in the post-first-interview assessments will be brought in for more formal second interviews.
Following this exclusive round of second interviews, you will be asked to complete an official series of post-second-interview assessments, demonstrating your knowledge.
A select number of individuals will be selected from this batch of candidates to conduct a final third series of interviews!
If you are one of the qualified and talented candidates in this third series of interviews who we see as having the skills and talent neccesary to work here at $Company, Congratulations!
Following a successful series of post-third-interview assessments, you will be brought on for official training here at $Company.
During this official training period, a duration of no less than six (6) months, we reserve the right to at-will termination, as noted by our terms and conditions below.
At the end of this official training period we will decide if you will be brought on for full-time employment here at $Company.
Thanks and Congratulations for this very big first step!,
$Company

[Anonymous No.20809835]

Re: New Baby Photos

[Anonymous No.20809909]

>>20809800
ahh, the ringer. never got a job so idk what to do

[Anonymous No.20809935]

>>20809800
>"Hey anon can you keep an eye on your work phone this weekend"

[Anonymous No.20809996]

>>20809800
>mfw iv'e just completed a pre interview technical assessment and i still have all of this to come if they continue my application

[Anonymous No.20810067]

>>20809800
I guess this is how life is if you have no skills to offer

[Anonymous No.20810264]

>>20809800

Im not a good wagie. Had my boss give me shit for some stupid shit that *he* did and I chewed him out over the phone.

Dude got pissed and hung up, but called me back 10 mins later and apologized/kissed my ass. If more people stood up for themselves we wouldn't have to deal with shit like this.

[Anonymous No.20810837]

>>20810067
*no connections

[Anonymous No.20811282]

You forgot that after all this talk of wanting exceptional candidates, at the end they reveal the salary as "market rate" (though it's actually below).