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GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTyg-IiwG0

>> No.20803976

Will Zuck get cucked? Find out at the same cuck time on the same cuck channel.

>> No.20804029

>>20803935
Last time Zucc testified his stock jumped bc some boomer congressman asked if FB makes revenue off their customers by making them pay for facebook

>> No.20804037
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20804037

>>20803935

>> No.20804129

>>20803935
Wasn't expecting a techcrunch livestream to have this based of a chat

>> No.20804326

>>20804129
wasnt expecting a chat at all desu

>> No.20804391

>>20803935
retarded boomer bureaucrats pandering to niggers and zuck giving a 100% predictable and rehearsed word salad answer. how exciting.

>> No.20804425 [DELETED] 

>>20803935
this + fed meeting at 7pm EST will set the market direction for the rest of this quarter across all assets

>> No.20804428

>>20803935
Is this bullish for XRP?

>> No.20804479

>>20803935
this and todays fed meeting will set market direction for rest of the quarter imo across all assets

>> No.20804522

Nasdaq was dumping when it was gonna start then news that it got delayed to 1pm it recovered, this shit is gay they are messing with my puts

>> No.20804941

>>20804479
I think so too

>>20804522
this whole market is bullshit brother, be careful

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>>20804522
>trying to time a rigged market

>> No.20805466

IT HAS STARTED

>> No.20805484

>>20805266
>>20805466
two 66s in a row, what did kek mean by this

>> No.20805678

CONSERVATIVES ARE CONSOOOMERS TOO

>> No.20806027
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20806027

MR JORDAN!!!! MR JORDAN!!!! MR JORDAN PUT YOUR MASK ON!!!

>> No.20806043

>Jim Jordan talks

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>> No.20806639

>>20806043
LOL

>> No.20806813

>>20806043
absolutely based

>> No.20806924

Wow. Google's FUCKED.

>> No.20806949

>>20806924
kek they are insanely hostile, did NOT expect this

>> No.20806995

i fucking HATE boomers

>> No.20807038

this sensenbrenner idiot is confusing Twitter with Facebook OMFG I HATE BOOMERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20807067

Uhhhh Twiiterbros?

>> No.20807106

>>20803935
Why does Zucker look like one of those tied up kids on the Podesta painting?

>> No.20807280

>>20804391
>zuck giving a 100% predictable
yeah, that was at least 100% zuck-coated horseshit. How does MSFT escape this BS, they better at bribing?

>> No.20807337

>>20803935
On one hand, I HATE these billionaires. That said, these boomer congressmen sound like they were ripped right from the pages of Atlas Shrugged.
They have no clue what is going on, let alone any plan to deal with it.

>> No.20807361

>>20803935
will this pop the NASDAQ bubble?

>> No.20807443
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CEO Ratings
>Cook
Absolutely trained and seasoned for this.
>Bezos
Experienced and ready
>Sundar Pichai
Doing his best. Darkest guy in the room to pick on.
>Zuckerberg
Sweaty roadkill.

>> No.20807537

>>20807443
U-u-u-hu-h-h-h
*wipes brow*
It-it- is apparent that,
*clears throat*
what facebook, facebook, has been doing is
*adjusts chair*
*drinks water*
going ab--
"Not to cut you off Mr. Zuckerberg but...."

>> No.20807578

>>20807443
Sundar and Zuckerberg literally avoided all questions

>> No.20807612

>>20807443
>>Zuckerberg
>Sweaty roadkill.
yeah know hes part of the tribe. How many jews are on the panel asking questions?

>> No.20807649

>>20807612
Well, thread over guys. Thanks for the video op, its been fun.

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20807652

Oh no, someone let matt gaetz out of his cuck cage.

>> No.20807690

>>20803935
>faceberg
kek

>> No.20807695

>>20807443
Bezos hasn’t even been asked a question kek

>> No.20807744

>>20807649
am i wrong. i clocked three or four kikes already in that room with out even trying

>> No.20807834

>>20806027
kek

>> No.20807842

>>20807695
seriously, why is nobody roasting bezos ffs. they had mark and googlejeet already there. aws alone is way to big and should be split up and they are talking about the same political facebook shit as always.

>> No.20807872

>>20807842
Jeff bought them

>> No.20807899

>>20807842
Man is rich. RICH.
Man owns papers. election coming up.
No mileage in making an enemy out of Jeff. Nice Jeff.

>> No.20807910

>>20807744
ITSDAJOOOSSS
KIKES.
DA W Y TE M A N D O W N.
DAY OF THE ROPE TAKE THE PILL LAD TAKE IT
>The devolving of every conversation to ever exist
You're just stupid.

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20807924

>NOOOOOO You have to do more to surpress the alt right
>FUCKING HATE SPEECH ON YOUR PLATFORM
>Muh civil rights

>> No.20807954

Where's Moot?

>> No.20807980

>>20807954
Lmao

>> No.20808018

Im late, what happened, its over?

>> No.20808060

>>20808018
10 min break

>> No.20808067

>>20807842
aws is well competed against (see google cloud, redhat's shit, and especially azure). The problem with amazon is exclusively their delivery business and even then I don't think there's a case.
Google is pretty obvious, apple is pretty obvious, zuckerberg is pretty obvious, honestly not sure why bezos is there though. And why isn't nadella there? I think even nvidia's ceo has more reasons to be there than bezos, as cuda is a complete racket.

>> No.20808104

>>20808067

They're there for show to make it seem they're being held accountable but we're edging closer towards altered carbon territory.

Dear god lets hope they never develop anti-aging tech

>> No.20808123

>>20808067
hey Jeff, how is that 10 minute break? so bored that you're shitposting on 4chan?

>> No.20808151

>>20808067
T. Jeff.

>> No.20808187

>>20808104
I want anti-aging tech
>>20808123
>>20808151
But for serious, what's bezos there for? And why are so many people who should be there missing?

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20808195

Jeff here, don't forget to twitch prime your favorite congressman for extra emoji's.

>> No.20808221

>>20808067
amazon were extremely naughty with publishers who wouldn't roll over and get Jeffed, certainly in the old days, probably still now. And they would qualify as the definition of monopoly in book selling. They are also responsible for 70% of online retail. And you can ask anyone whose ever sold on Amazon, what these cunts are like to deal with. Except they wouldn't answer, as too scared.

>> No.20808301

>>20808221
Amazon would deep dick you so hard your great great grandmother would feel it.

>> No.20808322

>>20808187
amazon steals IP

but why isn't jack there?

>> No.20808340

>>20808221
That's why I said aws is not the problem and online retail is, but even then there's shit like alibaba and other nonsense. I'm not aware of them preventing people from also selling on their own sites alongside amazon and I know for a fact many people do that. If this is enough to get a lawsuit then shit, where's gabe newel?

>> No.20808362

>>20808322
>but why isn't jack there?
For one
For two, steals IP? as in IP addresses or intellectual properties? If the latter, half the world should be in that room right now. If the former, 99% of the world.

>> No.20808829

>>20808195
No thanks, I'd rather twitch prime to jeff himself rather than some shitty politicians. I don't trust politicians. But I can always trust BASED jeff!

>> No.20808851

>MUH MY EMAILS ARE GOING TO SPAM!
because your a boring cunt who waffles spam, obviously. Cunt.

>> No.20809015

>>20808221
Amazon is given special treatment because of the jobs they provide

>> No.20809268

wtf was that about

>> No.20809294

Jordan KEK

>> No.20809319
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20809319

>PUT YOUR MASK OK

>> No.20809336

Based Jeff took out DIAPERS DOT COM
has BEZOS no shame?

>> No.20810468

>>20809336
kek

>> No.20810731

This is a hell of a slam jam

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20811334

Bezos is actually not coming out of this well at all. The rest just look like smarmy cunts trying to dodge a bullet, Jeff looks like he actual CGAF.
>so, we screw ppl over. Who cares, man..
From a (nominally..) anti-trust monopoly view, the accusations against AMZN are probably the most actionable as well - rest is just 'muh bias' BS.

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20811763

bearish for spyware
bullish for privacy