AMPL humor thread

[Anonymous No.20779661]

laugh at these losers lmfao

[Anonymous No.20779668]

>>20779661
https://etherscan.io/address/0xcca71809e8870afeb72c4720d0fe50d5c3230e05

It's over.

[Anonymous No.20779696]

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME FUCK YOU SCAMMERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.20779700]

I bought the top....i bought the fucking top..

[Anonymous No.20779769]

>>20779696
>>20779700
these post are satire aren't they?

[Anonymous No.20779809]

>>20779661
their symbol is A LITERAL PUMP AND DUMP and you retards fell for it lmao

[Anonymous No.20779829]

i lost 3k to this lol

[Anonymous No.20779842]

>>20779809
It's a PnD realized thru code. which is interesting but what kind of retard would ever actually hold it.

[Anonymous No.20779857]

>>20779700
This post made me laugh my ass off

[Anonymous No.20779874]

>>20779661
I'm down a stupid amount on this, but threads like this make me think I should just hang on.

[Anonymous No.20779881]

Oh nonononoonono DAMPLEFORTH HAHAHAJAJAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAV WHY UR SO IDIOTS HAHAHAHA AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20779907]

>>20779874
this is literally starting to have negative rebases tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20779919]

>>20779661
lmfao

[Anonymous No.20779989]

Still up 50% and still in positive rebase zone

>haha you only made $500 profit in a week, not $800 more like DAMPL

[Anonymous No.20780031]

>>20779661
Rule #1 Never catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.20780046]

Bought in at 500mm market cap and actually made ~10-20% profit. Felt like it started dropping recently and I got out. What now Amplets? Will we get another volume spike or is it over until it finds equilibrium and we get bigger exchanges on board, causing another pump?

[Anonymous No.20780078]

I hope they never recover for spamming up my board.

[Anonymous No.20780087]

[Anonymous No.20780139]

>>20780078
the amount of AMPL threads rn seems higher than i'd expect, gives me hope that these bagholders learn their lesson- who am i kidding they wont

[Anonymous No.20780144]

>>20780078
your board? kys plebbit

[Anonymous No.20780159]

>>20779989
$500 in a week? i just made 8k with this in fucking 20 minutes top kek

[Anonymous No.20780189]

Hahahahahahahahahahah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
s-still holding bro's
lambo when?

[Anonymous No.20780215]

>>20780046
i think this cycle is going much lower, it would make sense to keep it at like $0.3 for a while and let negative rebases do it's job to get a low enough market cap and make another 100x

[Anonymous No.20780231]

Lol made some nice eth profit, nothing crazy like some of early people, but all these pump and dumps let me walk away feeling happy. Get some profits boys, this might pop and go to 10 but youll rope if it crashes to 1

[Anonymous No.20780237]

>>20780159
are you holding it to sub 0.50$ like me?

[Anonymous No.20780249]

>>20779809
it's a lambda
>pnd symbol
lmao burger education

btw. can you guys even imagine how many normies got financially ruined during this dump hahahahaah, can't wait for it to drop further after tonight's rebase, will unironically buy 600eth worth of ampl before or right after rebase tonight

[Anonymous No.20780307]

>>20779661

[Anonymous No.20780320]

made 59 eth, got out this morning. thanks for holding my bags guys.

[Anonymous No.20780338]

jjj..ust bbb..uy guys, it will totally work if we all just keep buying... ppp..pls guys

[Anonymous No.20780366]

>>20780237
oof, very nice job anon, i wish i got in earlier today

[Anonymous No.20780391]

>>20780237
I honestly might buy when it goes sub 50 cents.
This is just an automated ponzi scam and I'll make some money off the next cycle

[Anonymous No.20780448]

>>20780046
We go through this every week.
Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.20780479]

>>20780249
me too anon. Cant wait

[Anonymous No.20780486]

>>20780307
The tranny looks like joe gator from impractical jokers

[Anonymous No.20780490]

Jeez, y’all need Jesus. This has literally happened last week and the week before.

[Anonymous No.20780532]

Hahaha Satoshi wanted something exactly like Ampl but he didnt know how to do it ahahahahahaha ok fuck wait...........oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I Sold!!!

[Anonymous No.20780546]

>>20780490
They are late comers. let them panic sell. We who understand whats happening will buy the floor and they will fomo back in.

[Anonymous No.20780587]

>>20780391
>I honestly might buy when it goes sub 50 cents.
This is just an automated ponzi scam and I'll make some money off the next cycle

[Anonymous No.20780602]

>>20779874
Yes, just hold. It will be back in no time. In the meantime, enjoy the FUD. It's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.20780620]

>>20780490
The last 2 times have made these hands diamonds. This isn't even the worst one

[Anonymous No.20780644]

ampies best not hope there's a vulnerability in the code, i can see this going the way of STA

[Anonymous No.20780645]

>>20779661
I hereby call upon the pajeets who told me I was fudding, as I valiantly tried to help them, to post the screencaps they promised to when they "make it". Hear hear pajeets you have made it. These (You)s in Biz is all you will ever get in life.

[Anonymous No.20780745]

>>20780532
oh no no no neveramplers utterly and unequivocally BTFO by satoshi himself?!

[Anonymous No.20780804]

>>20779661
Sold ampl back into link

[Anonymous No.20780985]

>>20780804
oh nnonono JUST.

[Anonymous No.20780998]

>>20780804
not the worst move but in a week from now you might be priced out of ampl while link will be around 8.12 or something

[Anonymous No.20781796]

the best part is, the panic hasn't even started yet. it won't be long now, just wait for all the halfwits who bought in the last week or so who are watching their balance go down and are slowly thinking through the way the coin actually works. it's only a matter of time before they realize they bought something that went up 30x in 3 weeks and is now showing the telltale signs of a classic parabola top.

the real kicker is that negative rebases are slow compared to positive rebases, so there are only two possible scenarios for getting back to a market cap that's an attractive buy for intelligent investors (not fomoing moonboys, seems the supply of those has dried up) - either weeks of negative rebases slashing the supply back to reasonable market cap levels, or dumping to about 10 cents (which is still more than a 2x higher market cap than it had a month ago). I'll let you decide which scenario is more likely (hint: it isn't the one that involves investors holding a depreciating asset for weeks)

ampl is a really cool idea, and congrats to those who got in early and made insane gains. but it's only that, a cool idea. its value proposition is self-contradictory, and it only seems like the best thing since sliced bread because it's programmed to amplify gains. it's also programmed to death spiral.

>but muh decentralized federal reserve. muh uncorrelated hedge

you're deluded. the niche ampl hopes to fill doesn't exist because it has no reason to exist.

[Anonymous No.20782025]

>>20781796
based

[Anonymous No.20782049]

>>20780804
Based

[Anonymous No.20782082]

>>20779700

why is this shit so funny

[Anonymous No.20782498]

>>20780231
>this might pop and go to 10 but youll rope if it crashes to 1
He doesnt know

[Anonymous No.20782605]

Its so funny seeing this shit. Ive held for like 3 weeks and this is the third time its gone from almost $3 to sub $1.50 Actually if you are not a retard you will notice that the start of the week it always takes a shit then recovers on the weekend. HOW DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT SEE THIS

[Anonymous No.20782632]

you can make so much money off this if you can notice that one FUCKING SIMPLE pattern but thats way out of the league of /biz/

[Anonymous No.20782797]

Just from casually browsing the catalog i could tell that was a PND. Thought about throwing 1k at it for a quick 2x but didnt wanna gamble on /biz/ shitcoin of the month. That loose lady shilling it was all the proof you need. Cmon OP

[Anonymous No.20782818]

>>20782605
>>20782632
Do you like how the shit posting has stopped since the coin couldn't dive below the 1.50 mark?

[Anonymous No.20782837]

>>20782605
Let them freak out. Free FUD

[Anonymous No.20782845]

>>20782818
Yup. It's a paid fudding campaign. I swear to God biz is some of the biggest retards I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.20782964]

>>20782818
Its great. Just like the token the FUD follows the cycle and its actually the funniest thing ever,

[Anonymous No.20783069]

>>20780159
fuck i hate being a burger, i wish i could do this shit but my country doesnt allow degenerate leveraged gambling.

[Anonymous No.20783071]

>>20779668
https://etherscan.io/token/0xd46ba6d942050d489dbd938a2c909a5d5039a161?a=0xcca71809e8870afeb72c4720d0fe50d5c3230e05

This retard bought most of his AMPL yesterday and sold today for a loss

[Anonymous No.20783153]

>>20781796
100x in 4 weeks

[Anonymous No.20783193]

>no more ampie threads once we start seeing negative rebases

[Anonymous No.20783237]

>>20779661

lol dumb fuck doesnt grasp ampl in the slightest. its a good thing he will miss the 2nd pamp wave too. darwin at its finest

[Anonymous No.20783278]

>>20783193
That would only happen if AMPL drops below 1$ for a few days

[Anonymous No.20783290]

>>20779661
At least they didn't fall for Link...

[Anonymous No.20784119]

?

Just increase your mc %

Rebases are irrelevant unless you want to cash out this year or something