/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20772998]

Imagine you are some poor slav born in a shithole village in Bulgaria. All your life you lived around gypsies imagining an escape from that world. Meanwhile your parents did everything in their power to help you get a good education. Your father took 3 shifts in the factory and your mom sucked so many trucker dicks that it was impossible to count the amount. But they did it, they've provided their little Sim-Sim a great education and at last he was able to save himself from that hellhole.

But you can never take a gypsy out of a poor bulgar and that's what happened. You start to use gypsy tricks to get ahead in the world, you start to scam people because you don't know any better, and you succeed at one point in 2014 but get caught later on. since you are such an irrelevant retard, they let you carry on.

A few years later, you notice the crypto bubble and how it looks like something you can explode, you know all the gypsy scamming tricks after all. You and a few of your like minded scammer friends create a website that lets people """stake""" their well earned coins there. It's beautiful! You don't even need to anything and people are paying you 1% with every staked coin!

[Anonymous No.20773000]

But once again, your gypsy cure strikes, you become greedy, you want more. You decide to short the best performing asset in the world, I mean what goes up must come down right? You use your client's money as collateral, you borrow millions and millions of dollars for this one last score. But things don't go according to plan because you are a retarded gypsy boy with shit for brains. You've shorted too early and the price's pumped, what are you gonna do?

Furiously you search for some fud on the warosu archive, impersonate a well known firm (because you are scummy gypsy duh) and put out a report. It kinda does the trick, for a while but people catch up to you. You have to double down so you increase the price increase the borrowed amount you do everything in your power but you are still fucked.

All because you are a god damn retarded gypsy who doesn't know any better.. Now you will follow your mother's footsteps and start sucking dick. But at least she got paid, you'll do it in prison FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.20773025]

>>20772998
>poor slav
he has connections to the political elites of his shithole. the ceo of nexo was the youngest parliamentary to be elected in bulgaria. he does it because he knows there will be no repercussions.

[Anonymous No.20773028]

>>20772998
>>20773000
The short squeeze will be like nothing the world has ever seen before

[Anonymous No.20773041]

>>20772998
>>20773000
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.20773082]

>>20772998
at least you admit that its a bubble. keep on seething little linky. cope and enjoy poverty

[Anonymous No.20773083]

>>20773025
getting nervous simsim? you and your scummy friends will get what you deserve.

best case scenario, you go bankrupt

worst case scenario, you go bankrupt and go to prison.

[Anonymous No.20773116]

>>20773000
>trips of truth
SLOPPY JOB SIMEON

[Anonymous No.20773159]

>>20773028
When?

[Anonymous No.20773381]

>>20773082
T. Gypo

[Anonymous No.20773385]

>>20773041
is ok gypsy your eggs will hatch in belly of those that bought shit coins . then they will eat their way out . then steal bikes and sell them on small rural road sides . is circle of life. sun rise to sun set

[Anonymous No.20773398]

>>20773025
In oligarch shitholes run by the mob, there are certainly repercussions for people like Simeon. The only difference is is that it won't come in a court of justice but gagged and blindfolded in the back of a rusty van driving through a Bulgarian forest.

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[Anonymous No.20773988]

>>20772998
Who is this and why is he all over my board

[Anonymous No.20773990]

[Anonymous No.20774460]

you cannot let them get away with this

[Anonymous No.20775003]

>>20773990
Kek

[Anonymous No.20775075]

>>20773159
People have been saying any minute now for days, I'm starting to think it's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.20775110]

>>20775003

[Anonymous No.20775138]

>>20773988
Some chad biz is obsessed with