/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.20715630]

Instinct Investment

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>20712419

[Anonymous No.20715661]

i dont understand. why arent futures green?

[Anonymous No.20715669]

Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Everyone wishes for silver and gold
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on Earth

Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Means so much more when I see
Silver and gold decorations
On every Christmas tree

[Anonymous No.20715670]

no handouts = eviction crisis = big red dildos

[Anonymous No.20715674]

>>20715630
tik tok hyping nak. Am I gonna make it? 235 at 2.177

[Anonymous No.20715680]

Are you stimulated?

[Anonymous No.20715684]

No more pumps
No more dumps
Just an eternal bear crab wit sudden jumps either way every other week while the dollar becomes a joke currency.

[Anonymous No.20715686]

how are futures looking for MSFT?

[Anonymous No.20715687]

I have $326 SPY calls expiring in January should I sell now at a loss?

[Anonymous No.20715698]

Brace yourselves for a NASDUMP

[Anonymous No.20715699]

>>20715661

stimulus checks aren't driving the market and low level US politics aren't as important to the market as you think

[Anonymous No.20715735]

Remember that one guy who accidentally shorted the Euro with 600k dollars on friday?
I hope he managed to only lose a little.

>>20715686
MSFT futures very green
My dad works for NYSE and he told me so

[Anonymous No.20715750]

>>20715684
this is our future now
embrace it

[Anonymous No.20715752]

>>20715661
1 trillion is priced.in.

If it.passes nothing happens

[Anonymous No.20715757]

I'm stimulated.

[Anonymous No.20715777]

>>20715735
I hope MSFT is green desu I bought 6k in 210 calls expiring in two weeks

[Anonymous No.20715783]

RHs users save me!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Anonymous No.20715785]

>>20715750
Can we have a 80s bull market to go with it?

[Anonymous No.20715789]

>>20715630
Bros...

[Anonymous No.20715809]

>>20715750
Option chads make money if the market goes up, down, or sideways.

[Anonymous No.20715818]

>>20715785
you just had it

[Anonymous No.20715821]

>>20715735
>My dad works for NYSE and he told me so
thanks, that's cool btw!

[Anonymous No.20715837]

>>20715789
dot is red, oh no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20715842]

Option chads rise up. $INTC to $60 recovery by end of August and these will print like mad.

[Anonymous No.20715850]

>>20715789
Yeah we are shifting timelines again.

Proof of that is persona 5 was always rated T, I even saw it last week, now it’s magically rated M. I know many who are blown away when you show them persona 5 is magically rated M now.

[Anonymous No.20715852]

How low can NASDUMP go?

[Anonymous No.20715861]

>>20715750
You know the Nikkei when you see it.

You know I really wonder just why any Euro index looks like this just shifted to the right a bit. All Euro indeces had their top in the year 2000.
Even the British FTSE or the CAC-40 (pic related).
The only major Euro index that isnt garbage is the fucking DAX. Just why?
I know the French economy is shit but the German isnt really that much better. And quite similiar to the British. And the fucking FTSE 100 had higher values in 1999 than it has now. For fucks sake.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20715866]

silver and gold going up must be good for NAK. Hope you all got some NAK.

[Anonymous No.20715875]

>>20715630
Suck my fucking cock faggot fuck.

[Anonymous No.20715876]

>>20715852
About three fiddy I guess

[Anonymous No.20715885]

>>20715821
N-Now I feel bad for mocking you.
There are no company futures.

[Anonymous No.20715888]

>>20715789
>>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.20715898]

>>20715661
this is just the executive branch trying to calm markets, but it's not going to be enough if everything runs on GIBBERSMEDAT coins premined by the fed
the bill itself needs to go through at least 2 weeks of dem-rep backandforth fucking around like the lazy useless braindead retards they are that didn't have the time to do this the past 3 months, it has to start 1 week before everything runs out

[Anonymous No.20715909]

>>20715898
They start it 1 week before so they can load up on their own plays. Those scummy fucks.

[Anonymous No.20715917]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20715920]

>>20715852
10,250 is the bottom. once we get to that level we just trade sideways for a long long time.

[Anonymous No.20715934]

>>20715046
me got sweet 50 pips on 5 lots kek

[Anonymous No.20715951]

>>20715789
-_-;
pls no schitzo posting in /smg/

[Anonymous No.20715956]

>>20715842
Have Aug 7th $52 calls, will probably unload them early this week though. How the rest of the week progresses will determine if I pick up longer dated options for cheap (if bearish end of week).

Despite everyone on smg shitting on Intel, the earnings fuckups will be forgotten in a week or two and it will go back to pumping like the rest of tech. I suspect a lot of people moved their INTC money into AMD until just before earnings.

[Anonymous No.20715967]

I was super good at the turnip market on animal crossing. Figured I would be really good at day trading. Started 2 months ago and already made over a million dollars. Pretty good for a newbie 21 year old girl :p

[Anonymous No.20715976]

Reminder if people are hyping a stock on /smg/ or /wsb/ it's already too late.

>Admission of market manipulation

>In a December 2006 interview, Cramer described activities used by hedge fund managers to manipulate stock prices—some of debatable legality and others illegal. He described how he could push stocks higher or lower with as little as $5 million in capital when he was running his hedge fund. Cramer said, "A lot of times when I was short at my hedge fund ... When I was positioned short—meaning I needed it down—I would create a level of activity beforehand that could drive the futures." He also encouraged hedge funds to engage in this type of activity because it is "a very quick way to make money."[33]

>Cramer stated that everything he did was legal, but that illegal activity is common in the hedge fund industry as well. He also stated that some hedge fund managers spread false rumors to drive a stock down: "What's important when you are in that hedge-fund mode is to not do anything remotely truthful because the truth is so against your view, that it's important to create a new truth, to develop a fiction."[34] Cramer described a variety of tactics that hedge fund managers use to affect a stock's price. Cramer said that one strategy to keep a stock price down is to spread false rumors to reporters he described as "the Pisanis of the world," in reference to CNBC correspondent Bob Pisani, who Cramer insinuated was able to be manipulated, saying "You have to use these guys." He also discussed giving information to "the bozo reporter from The Wall Street Journal" to get an article published.[35][36] Cramer said this practice, although illegal, is easy to do "because the SEC doesn't understand it."[37] During the interview Cramer referred to himself as a "banking-class hero."[38]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cramer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20715988]

>>20715934
Told you that you'd just make 10 times as much money.

[Anonymous No.20716005]

>>20715818
The jap bubble was way bigger

[Anonymous No.20716006]

>>20715885
>feeling bad for bullying retards
How do you live with yourself after making gains?

[Anonymous No.20716030]

JPOW you fuck. You better be waking up to slam that printer button. You have one job and that is to keep this market away from the economy you piece of shit.
So slam that print button already or buy my bags.

[Anonymous No.20716056]

I told you when the dip was coming and you didn't listen
I told you when it wasn't over and you didn't listen
I told you when it was over and you didn't listen
Now I'm telling you that tomorrow is going to be green as fuck

[Anonymous No.20716060]

Futures are back to being meaningless

[Anonymous No.20716071]

>>20715934
Good for you.
3ks nice. Thats a monthly wage through sheer luck.
>>20716006
>How do you live with yourself after making gains?
I dont. Im merely figment of your mind.

[Anonymous No.20716115]

PLEASE LINE GO UP PLSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.20716125]

>>20716060
everything is meaningless again
2020 is over

[Anonymous No.20716130]

Shit NASDAQ futures down .51%

[Anonymous No.20716191]

>>20716130
*yawn* tell me when they’re down 5%

[Anonymous No.20716203]

>>20716191
Ok. Their down 5% now

[Anonymous No.20716211]

>>20716191

[Anonymous No.20716216]

>stocks down
>gold and silver up
All as it should be

[Anonymous No.20716221]

>>20716203
*snore* ehhhh not to worry tell me when they’re down 7%

[Anonymous No.20716223]

>>20715976
Based Cramer revealing the secrets of the big boys. It’s a shame this shit was used to shame him, as now he reveals much less and has to do it between the lines.

[Anonymous No.20716254]

>>20715885
it's okay I was only pretending to be retarded about MSFT futures..

[Anonymous No.20716266]

I have decided that market will never shift up or down more than 1% in one week and that all my iron butterflies will profit bigly every single time for 0 risk.

[Anonymous No.20716276]

>>20716210
>What info do you use to determine the ideal strikes on a put credit spread?

Posted this question way too late in the other thread, posting it here instead.

[Anonymous No.20716277]

>>20716266
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.20716298]

bearbros, things are looking up.

[Anonymous No.20716316]

>>20716276
>HTML
shoo. Go away.

[Anonymous No.20716319]

>>20716276
Options and derivatives are so 2008

Just go balls to the wall in a 3x Silver ETF if you wanna live the fast-lane life in 2020

[Anonymous No.20716323]

>>20716298
>Candlestick-monster
ooo what's this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20716330]

VX is only up like 1 point. This is fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.20716331]

every time someone mentions spreads with more than 2 legs it's always in passing and they never come back to talk about how they're consistently making money

[Anonymous No.20716335]

Should I take profits on companies like DOW and Carrier, and shift into more gold and non-USD cash?

[Anonymous No.20716350]

I'll not be happy until I have a beachfront house, all the normies have lost their life savings with the dollar crash, and I can tie my dick in knots

[Anonymous No.20716366]

>>20716331
Everyone spreads your mom's legs

[Anonymous No.20716415]

LIMIT DOWN INCOMING PREPARE THE PINK WOJAKS

[Anonymous No.20716433]

>>20715630
You guys are cool an all, but after a red Thursday and Friday, and now this, I say either train those iron hands or get the fuck out,

Big double yikes from me dog. Not a bad thing though cause if it really dumps huge I’ll just buy back in.

[Anonymous No.20716482]

Hope you bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.20716485]

Joe Rogan going to Spotify, im buying as much as i can.

[Anonymous No.20716509]

(((They))) tried really really hard to tank the market on friday and they hit a hard bottom. Tomorrow is going to be an insane pump.

[Anonymous No.20716536]

>>20716509
rock solid weiners coming tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20716545]

>>20716482
Imagine being told in 2019 that gold is increasing .3% a day and it still just manages to beat they DXY dropping at the same speed.

[Anonymous No.20716561]

>>20716482
i bought gold at 1776 on july 4th

suckers

should have accepted christianity

[Anonymous No.20716571]

Pls be geeen Pls be geeen Pls be geeen
My MSFT calls depend on it

[Anonymous No.20716587]

>>20716350
> not even a demon, an actual fruit

[Anonymous No.20716600]

>>20716561
I'm pretty sure that u have no gold

>>20716433
it's gonna crab

[Anonymous No.20716608]

What if every day at 3:59 PM I just YOLO like 1000 SPY calls on the next $1 up and close the next morning?

[Anonymous No.20716625]

>>20716600
im gonna have gold when i /make it/

i consider gold as a long term stash

[Anonymous No.20716633]

>>20716608
Closest expiry of course.

[Anonymous No.20716649]

>>20716433
>iFruit toy tablet
>ads
lmao

[Anonymous No.20716650]

Silver thinking about trying to break resistance this evening.

[Anonymous No.20716656]

>>20716625
how much gold do you have right now though

[Anonymous No.20716664]

>>20716323
That's an ö, not an o. The swedish word means pattern.

[Anonymous No.20716676]

>>20716656
like under a gram my headphone jack only

[Anonymous No.20716679]

Not feeling this anymore

Market particpants are too afraid and vix is too high. Green week is my.new.prediction

[Anonymous No.20716682]

>>20716650
AHHH WHY DO I ONLY HAVE 40 CALLS I COULD HAVE BOUGHT HUNDREDS

[Anonymous No.20716701]

>>20715789
Ooh it's waxing pink. Very something.

[Anonymous No.20716704]

The fear is wrong. Vix too high

This is an entry opportunity if opens ree

[Anonymous No.20716734]

65% green week

Sorry bears. Im long this week again after getting a feel

[Anonymous No.20716764]

>>20716587
uncanny

[Anonymous No.20716765]

>>20716734
post positions big boy

>>20716676
you should have bought two headphone jacks back when gold was cheaper

[Anonymous No.20716767]

>>20716679
If green week I take profit and dump into CEF

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.20716796]

>>20715661
Priced in unironically. At this point, everyone knows the economy needs stimulus to keep chugging along.

[Anonymous No.20716834]

why is silver so much cheaper than weed

[Anonymous No.20716836]

>>20716650
seal bulls have encountered a momentary distraction.

[Anonymous No.20716853]

BLOOD RED AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20716899]

Wait how is NASDAQ futures not -0.5% yet?

[Anonymous No.20716901]

>>20716682
>40 CALLS
literally me

[Anonymous No.20716906]

>>20715661
Because people are saving money knowing the future looks grim
They'll likely save the 2nd stimulus just like they did the 1st one
The stock market staying positive and green for the last month shows you just how stupid investors are
>Coronavirus is causing half the nation to be unemployed and luxury spending and the tourism industry are all wrecked but uhhh if I just think positively I'll make it through! Time to invest the same way I always have!

[Anonymous No.20716925]

Best bet to turn 500 into 5500 in the next few months?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20716930]

>>20716316
>programming joke
>on /smg/
Welcome, senpai!

Also,
>monads
Yeah, I'm still not sure I get that shit.

[Anonymous No.20716941]

>>20716925
>Buy loaf of bread
>Sell loaf of bread an hour later

[Anonymous No.20716943]

>>20716925
lol

[Anonymous No.20716946]

If you're holding TQQQ: I almost feel sorry for you but, frankly, you deserve what's coming to you.

[Anonymous No.20716959]

>>20716925
Gambling on TSLA Casino

[Anonymous No.20716966]

>>20716701
i heard that the US will digitally insert an audience into the aired footage of sports events.

that is dystopian insanity beyond reason, with sex dolls you can at least tell what is real while a digitally inserted audience lies about reality. i'll take the plastic sex dolls over digitally altered live aired footage, please. or how about just showing empty chairs?

[Anonymous No.20716974]

>>20716906
You eternal bearcucks are really fucking retarded.

This is the dip everyone was waiting for and you're going MUH COOF MUH TOURISM MUH LUXURY SPENDING!11!

No one fucking cares if worthless service industries die off. We needed those nixed. Buy discounted companies with good fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.20716985]

>>20716930
A monad in X is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors of X, with product × replaced by composition of endofunctors and unit set by the identity endofunctor. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.20716994]

Futures are a fucking meme and they don't matter.

[Anonymous No.20717000]

>>20716966
>how about just showing empty chairs?
I agree empty stands would be preferable to these attempts to sort of hide, but not really hide, the situation.

[Anonymous No.20717025]

>>20715789
>futures blood crab
>gold/silver mooning already
The dollar is dead, long live the dollar!

[Anonymous No.20717029]

>>20716966
why would americans care about seeing other people watch a sport game? is it to make them want to buy tickets to these games?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20717031]

>>20716985
>endofunctors
You're totally just fucking with me here

[Anonymous No.20717033]

Hi, should I buy GNUS calls?

[Anonymous No.20717049]

Precious Metals are rallying

[Anonymous No.20717057]

>>20717033
GNUS may go down to $1 IMO

[Anonymous No.20717060]

>>20717033
No but you can sell puts

[Anonymous No.20717072]

>>20717031
Yeah, but it's real and my post is a quote from a introductory text book.

[Anonymous No.20717084]

>>20716974
>who Cares if a huge part of the economy is wiped out!
>who cares that millions of people won't have jobs indefinitely
>everything will be fine next year cuz I say so cuz I'm a boomer
>coronavirus is a hoax!

[Anonymous No.20717098]

>>20717049
Silver up 2.5%
I'm gonna have a silver crown when I make it

[Anonymous No.20717102]

>>20717084
But it is a hoax
The emperor has no clothes and everybody knows it

[Anonymous No.20717109]

>>20715988
you were right somehow

[Anonymous No.20717110]

>>20717084
We should care. That's why we should open everything back up. Who cares if 60+ y/o boomers with underlying conditions die? Just stay in your home you retired non-GDP contributing boomer fags.

[Anonymous No.20717123]

>>20717109
>Sex

[Anonymous No.20717128]

Dammit I should have bought every single SLV call I could find last week

[Anonymous No.20717140]

If my option expires next Monday I can still sell it EOD Monday right?

[Anonymous No.20717144]

>>20717128
You would’ve been crushed into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.20717148]

>>20717128
I let this buy expire because I wanted to get it at a bigger discount FUCK

[Anonymous No.20717165]

>>20715750
Looks like a good opportunity to sell options

[Anonymous No.20717213]

>>20715750
SNIBBY SNABBY

[Anonymous No.20717218]

>>20717084
>why won't please someone think of the waitresses and pleasure cruise room service????

[Anonymous No.20717222]

>>20717144
Mid part of the week, IV plummeted on SLV calls as it slowly slid downward. Buying on Monday, Tuesday, or Friday would have resulted in a crushing.

[Anonymous No.20717260]

>>20717029
i don't know, that's why it's dystopian insanity. they are showing a false reality for no reason and people watching will likely not even realize the audience isn't really there. even if they are told about it it'll be forgotten half-way in. and then it'll feel spooky when you remember.

people watching sports clips a few years into the future won't reflect on the empty chairs, thinking "oh yeah, that was the year there was a wuhan virus". because the digitally inserted audience will most likely be indistinguishable from real people as long as they avoid unnecessary close-ups.

[Anonymous No.20717280]

>>20715861
My guess: Less developed capital markets, no tech, nip style monetary policy for 10+ years and counting.

[Anonymous No.20717297]

>>20715661
Your Junkie Market is gonna need more then money printing to keep it "normal" now faggot.

[Anonymous No.20717307]

>>20716966
checked
but if you've been aware of the way reality TV has been shaping reality, this would be comparitively insignificant and unsurprising

>>20716834
demand from instant gratification plebs, and that everyone who buys pot consumes it, whereas many buyers of silver just stash it

>>20716649
they're pretty nice for reading articles and books and manga

>>20716335
>non-USD cash
I can't think of any that are tempting besides maybe yen and swedish croner MAYBE.

[Anonymous No.20717326]

>>20717123

[Anonymous No.20717337]

>>20717307
>Silver ounces
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20717350]

What the fuck is an iron condor? A condor refers to a bird

[Anonymous No.20717386]

>>20717337
what's the joke?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20717387]

>>20717350
its when you sell a put and call credit spread on the same stock and same strike date

[Anonymous No.20717396]

>>20717350
Advanced Options Trading

[Anonymous No.20717407]

>>20717386
A silver ounce is like 20 bucks +10% premium paid for the panda or whatever on the front
Even gold has premiums till ~100 grams

[Anonymous No.20717419]

>>20717396
Bad Options Trading
pick an underlying that you understand so you have a direction or don't ever trade options, or anything on the stock market for that matter

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20717427]

>>20717350
basically you end up with a set up where you got two wings and the stock has to settle inbetween for you to keep all your money.

[Anonymous No.20717434]

>>20717350
>A condor refers to a bird
Yes.

[Anonymous No.20717459]

Is it too late to jump on AUY or is it likely to keep pumping for another day or two?

[Anonymous No.20717469]

>>20717407
eh, depends on what/where/when you buy, and for what purpose. My Silver stack is a just-in-case thing that can be stashed and carried in event of emergency, and if ever comes the day where I need to trade it, it'll be nice to have amounts smaller than 100 grams to trade.

Basically the reason why you don't want to only keep 100's in your wallet

[Anonymous No.20717489]

Silver bull leader has taken the podium to give a speech.

[Anonymous No.20717492]

Eat a dick

[Anonymous No.20717496]

>>20717459

[Anonymous No.20717498]

>futures

[Anonymous No.20717511]

And we are green I am going to CUM

[Anonymous No.20717522]

>>20717498
HOLY FUCKING SHIT>>20717498

[Anonymous No.20717525]

>>20717496
Ok that’s gold tho. I’m talking about a specific company dealing in gold

[Anonymous No.20717536]

>>20717350
Just another way to lose all your money

[Anonymous No.20717540]

>>20715661
hell yeah more trump bucks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20717543]

>>20717419
they're good when shits crabbing and you've already got a spread sold so you can just squeeze some more profit off the same amount of margin risked. I mean I don't know why some one would set the whole condor up as a 4-way order, you'll be able to get a better premium for your short put or call as the underlying moves closer to either strike.

[Anonymous No.20717568]

>>20717522
>Parabolic to 19k by election
The world is indeed full of delusional folks.. huh..

[Anonymous No.20717571]

THE DOT IS FUCKING GONE
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

[Anonymous No.20717591]

>>20715861
Pension systems. This is what drives the stock market. It's the number 1 reason why SP500 won't stop growing and why Europe and Japan are such a fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.20717593]

>>20717419
It requires more thinking than stonk go up, buy OTM Calls or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.20717597]

>>20717571
we defeated the global unconscious
we defeated "them" and "it"
futures are pumping

[Anonymous No.20717603]

Gold punched through 1900, Holly Molly

[Anonymous No.20717618]

>>20717568
Some green is nice to see, even if you have 11 hours to open.

[Anonymous No.20717623]

JESUS CHRIST
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN?

[Anonymous No.20717625]

Help me out here, smg.

[Anonymous No.20717649]

>>20717603
The gold hourly is just a straight 45 degree climb since July 17. It's pretty magical.

[Anonymous No.20717654]

>>20717260
The only reason the service industry employs this many people is because the American life experience is so denatured, sanitized and streamlined that businesses pay most service workers just to be "background characters" in the customer's lives for the time they spend there.
There's already no "cooking" in fastfood chains, everything is packed at portion size and you are basically just assembling LEGO pieces. Pre-2000 automation could do that. Cashiers are even cheaper to replace with kiosks, if the research is real and not just a sales pitch, people on average order more from the kiosks because they don't feel shame for eating more.
Employees are literally just kept around so consoomers have a human face to look at.
I may be a Europoor, but in my country human connections still exist and looking at how desolate, streamlined and empty the American life experience has become give me existential dread.

[Anonymous No.20717666]

>>20717597
>>20717597
DIGITS AND DJI -1K ON OPEN

[Anonymous No.20717672]

>>20717625
do something with your f knight or one of your bishops
why are they just sitting there doing nothing

[Anonymous No.20717680]

Is anybody on /smg/ interested in trading weather futures? I think we can make some nice money off of manipulating weather.

[Anonymous No.20717681]

>>20717625
playing white or black?

[Anonymous No.20717689]

>>20717666
You have no power here, Satan.

[Anonymous No.20717691]

>>20717666
The devil confirmed the dow is going the way of the dodo

[Anonymous No.20717698]

>>20717666
bro.....
those digits....

[Anonymous No.20717702]

>>20717666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20717707]

>>20717666
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.20717708]

why not just say STOCKS! STOCKS ARE UP

why is it always "FUTURES" "BLOOD RED FUTURES"

What the hell even is a future? god damnit

[Anonymous No.20717713]

>>20717681
white obviously

[Anonymous No.20717715]

>>20717654
uh, dunno what you're on about. i'm also European (if that matters).

[Anonymous No.20717717]

>>20717666
Ur wrong tho

[Anonymous No.20717723]

>>20717591
But why would the Germans invest so much more into their market than the Brits? Germans are famous for being scared of the stock market, while Brits seem more like savvy traders willing to put their pensionbux into BP, Tesco and so on.

[Anonymous No.20717724]

I want to relive March.

[Anonymous No.20717725]

>>20717625
C3 bishop to G5, threaten the knight and make him react or lose it.

[Anonymous No.20717731]

>>20717708
stocks aren't up yet because stocks are closed
only futures are up because only futures are open

[Anonymous No.20717755]

>>20717725
That's a shitty move. F6 will fuck you in the ass.

[Anonymous No.20717763]

>>20717625
Are you playing as white?
Maybe...
Nxd4 baiting exd4 into
1. Bf4 Qc8
2. Nc7+ Kf8
3. Nxa8
2 Knights for a pawn, rook, and screwing up black's castling.

[Anonymous No.20717773]

>>20717666
Not today, not today.

[Anonymous No.20717778]

>>20717666
Based and Checked

[Anonymous No.20717780]

>>20717731
where is this being traded on?

wtf is a future

i just use robinhood

[Anonymous No.20717797]

>>20717666
g-guys... why is it dipping?

[Anonymous No.20717801]

>>20717708
>What the hell even is a future?

[Anonymous No.20717812]

>>20717780
>wtf is a future
some weird thing that has no bearing on the actual stock market

[Anonymous No.20717823]

>>20717713
Okay I dunno I'm bad at chess.

[Anonymous No.20717830]

>>20717731
Don’t talk to retards.

[Anonymous No.20717832]

>>20717498
They were almost twice as high at open. There's no confidence left anymore. I'll be gleefully watching the carnage on the 30th.

[Anonymous No.20717851]

>>20717780
here you go my love:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futures.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/110614/futures-derivatives-and-liquidity-more-or-less-risky.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futuresmarket.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/10/are-you-ready-to-trade-futures.asp

>>20717801
I need a second opinion on female anatomy in regards to my practice gf
her pubic bone is like inside her vag, or maybe her vag hole has moved up into her pubic bone and I'm having a really hard time getting inside
can I just fingerblast her vag hole down and back to get clearance or do I need to do something else

[Anonymous No.20717857]

>>20717823
t. Plays checkers instead

[Anonymous No.20717861]

>>20717625
>Knight d4
>He beats it with his pawn
>Bishop to f4, threaten queen
Alt 1:
>Queen moves c8, so you can fork king and the queen with knight on b5
>Take queen
Alt. 2:
>Queen moves d8
>Knight to c8
>Has to move king
>Knight can nap the bishop for free

t. Didnt think too much

[Anonymous No.20717873]

>>20717777

[Anonymous No.20717882]

>>20717708
>What the hell even is a future?
It's a piece of the future.

[Anonymous No.20717889]

>>20717861
>>20717763
>>Knight d4
That's actually my move. He castled.
Will post update soon.

[Anonymous No.20717892]

>>20717725
>black bishop to e4
>psh nothin personal kid

[Anonymous No.20717896]

>>20717459
I've bought in at 6. They're known for their gold, but they produce a lot of silver as well. IDK what exactly is going on, because noone seem to be talking about them despite them being in a gold miner ETF, their financials consistently improving, having a diverse north and south american portfolio, raising divvy, successfully opening new production line.
I don't want to give any false hope, but I think people will move into bigger cap miners when the juniors become intolerably overcrowded and once financial analysts start talking about how well positioned the company is I think this shit can go to 10+ if they get a comparable hysteria as juniors even 15+

[Anonymous No.20717921]

>>20717851
>this post
dear lord anon what am you talking about?
you GF have stenosis or something?

[Anonymous No.20717922]

>>20717832
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.20717936]

>>20717568
TSLA?

[Anonymous No.20717937]

>>20717350

[Anonymous No.20717945]

I once bought PALM (palm pilot) and RIMM (blackberry) instead of $15 AMD and $2 NFLX. Who else has some boomer trader regrets?

[Anonymous No.20717951]

>>20717666
OH NO

[Anonymous No.20717969]

>>20717350
>>20717937

[Anonymous No.20717972]

>>20717851
Uh.. I honestly have no words.. Other than I hope to god your wearing a party hat otherwise your gonna be in for a world of hurt in 9 months.

[Anonymous No.20717978]

>>20717936
I have Tesla August puts.

[Anonymous No.20717987]

looking good

[Anonymous No.20717988]

>>20717921
like when I'm trying to get inside, the underside of her pubic bone is blocking 2/3 of the entrance no matter what angle we tried
I can only get like half my tip in, the one time that I was able to get all the way inside she was riding me and it was still feeling kind of weird, like this bone inside her pelvis was squashing my meat in a bad way
I'm not used to dealing with any blockers, I'm not a doctor or something, I only know how to use normal vaginas
this situation was like challenge mode

[Anonymous No.20718016]

>>20717708
Asians and Europeans have different trading times
While trade happens the price of a stock can move fluently
Burgers, in their ignorance, call that futures
Real futures contracts are trades that get realized at some time in the future tho

[Anonymous No.20718017]

>>20717987
that escalated quickly
his queen is in kind of an awkward place, I like your queen position better at a glance

[Anonymous No.20718019]

>>20717350
put credit spreads and call credit spread. usually used on a low volatile stock or a price range on where you'd think the stock will end up on expiration

[Anonymous No.20718021]

i'm gonna lose so much money tomorrow on my MSFT calls aren't I

[Anonymous No.20718029]

I own a $240 Boeing call expiring in November and am down $2300, how fucked am I

[Anonymous No.20718035]

>>20717978
Close em

[Anonymous No.20718037]

>>20717857
I like crokinole!

[Anonymous No.20718055]

>>20718021
crab going to snib snab you

[Anonymous No.20718058]

>>20717987
can't you just send your queen in to hit a check

[Anonymous No.20718076]

>>20716906
>They'll likely save the 2nd stimulus just like they did the 1st one
Kek, UPS driver, people consoomed with the first one

[Anonymous No.20718119]

USDEUR dropped again just now.

[Anonymous No.20718150]

>>20717987
Id just play it slow. You will win this if you just trade figures where possible.
Maybe bishop d1? He has to trade here.

[Anonymous No.20718153]

>>20716946
Everyone look

[Anonymous No.20718155]

>>20717987
Obvious Qe7 and you can force the king to h6, then start pushing the a4 pawn maybe. Keep that rook there since that g5 square is awesome for black's queen and scary for you with those two passed pawns

[Anonymous No.20718159]

TSLA 1150
INTC 55

[Anonymous No.20718181]

>>20718076
I'm saving part of mine. The other part is to cover recently bought stocks. Just like I did the last one. Yeah I know it wasn't smart to blow money till the check cleared but I knew it was in the bag so I was like what the hell. Hell this virus is a gift. I've semi retired and I'm swimming in excess green thanks to it.

[Anonymous No.20718201]

>>20715861
Corruption, high taxes, wasted taxes on social/green, euro work ethic, so many factors.

[Anonymous No.20718208]

>>20718159
Im buying INTC tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20718245]

I just put all of my money into the No Futures market

[Anonymous No.20718262]

I went on over to WSB during the time futures were red and they were begging the fed to pump and begging to already over inflated market to go up. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.20718318]

>>20718262
Based

[Anonymous No.20718319]

>>20717945
I sold things, didn't use the cash to buy the dip, and now will have to pay 10 years worth of capital gains tax on the portion I sold once I finally get around to doing my taxes. (I filed for an extension)

>>20717988
my ex loosened up after she came, maybe try getting her off while doing much more foreplay.
I would guess it's hard cartilage though and not an actual bone?

[Anonymous No.20718326]

>>20718119
Whats the target in forex right now?
1,22? It seems like people cant wait to get rid of the dollar.

[Anonymous No.20718338]

>>20715866
how much have you lost so far?

[Anonymous No.20718342]

>put spreads

no sorry dude i just boy stonks on robinhood

[Anonymous No.20718348]

>>20717988
That sound extremely hot anon
The idea she can hurt you with her pusy woah

She could become effective female rapist and go around destroying mens cocks with her pain hole

[Anonymous No.20718359]

>>20718245
Hookers and blow?

[Anonymous No.20718360]

>Elevated testosterone causes bull market trading

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/08/170816100329.htm

[Anonymous No.20718375]

>>20718326
Me have short @ 1.173
Made 3k on EURUSD already today

Kek

[Anonymous No.20718382]

>USD STILL dumping

where's the bottom?

[Anonymous No.20718391]

>>20718382
Is it negative YTD?

[Anonymous No.20718393]

>>20718326
I have bad luck making price targets on forex pairs as it's outside my wheelhouse and I don't trade it but... $0.835 short term? Something around there?

[Anonymous No.20718411]

what's the difference between a future and an option? Both are buying a stock at an agreed price in the future, right?

[Anonymous No.20718428]

>>20718348
that's pretty much what happened
I could have just stayed inside and suffered silently and let her ride me until my meat broke
but I wanted to try another angle and that didn't work either... couldn't even get the whole tip in from behind because her deflector shield was up

>>20718319
she was very ready to go, I'm talking about more liquidity than Jerome in March/April, but her beef chute was in full defense mode somehow
but it was just that one place about an inch and a half inside, after that It was all good, I could feel it with my fingas

[Anonymous No.20718442]

>>20718076
>spending still exists therefore spending isn't down
Retard

[Anonymous No.20718446]

>>20718411
futures are speculating on precious metal price, more of a tool. https://www.investing.com/commodities/silver-streaming-chart

[Anonymous No.20718459]

>>20718411
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futurescontract.asp

vs.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp

[Anonymous No.20718469]

>DXY
Holy moly
The NASDAQ is going to eat the dollar to keep going.

[Anonymous No.20718474]

>>20718391
Nearing 2017 levels

[Anonymous No.20718476]

>>20718411
Futures REQUIRE you to buy the asset. Remember how those oil gamblers got fucked with oil futures? The couldn't find anyone to take the contracts off their hands, so they had to give people money to take them, otherwise they had to buy and physically take thousands of barrels of oil

[Anonymous No.20718480]

What silver/gold miner are you getting with the dollar worth dumping?

[Anonymous No.20718483]

>>20718208
once you cash in on the deadcat bounce, gtfo immediately because Intel's management is running in to the ground. im going to fucking guess you didnt do your DD on it and just saw it dropped a lot and assumed it will go back up a lot

[Anonymous No.20718484]

>>20718411
bro I fully got u
https://www.google.com/search?q=what%27s+the+difference+between+a+future+and+an+option
(then click literally any of the links)

OR

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/difference-between-options-and-futures/

[Anonymous No.20718489]

>>20718428
>but it was just that one place about an inch and a half inside
uhhh isn't that where the gspot is, and is known to engorge during arousal?

>>20718474
really? huh.

[Anonymous No.20718499]

[Anonymous No.20718503]

>>20718411
You must buy the underlying with a future (options it's optional), it's also only for indices, not individual equities

[Anonymous No.20718506]

fuck the stock market

unless you are investing in covid-related pump and dumps you arent gonna make shit

[Anonymous No.20718516]

>>20718411
Futures are options but you are now obligated instead of given a right to buy or sell an asset. They can also, depending on the underlying commodity in question, include a "cost of carry" or factor in supply/demand shocks that don't quite have analogs with options.

[Anonymous No.20718525]

Does CAD hedge against USD collapse or nah? I remember we hit par around the last GFC.

[Anonymous No.20718527]

>>20718411
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/difference-between-options-and-futures/

[Anonymous No.20718530]

>>20718375
Why are you short?
Im no forex guy but I see no support for the dollar here.
Literally just a straight dump.

>>20718391
I mean, yeah. We started the year around 1.10 and then went to 1.06 or so. And now its rapidly climbing to 1.2.
>>20718469
Thats the plan.

[Anonymous No.20718546]

>>20718503
Or try a good high edge strategy and not buy or sell out of it on daily moves

[Anonymous No.20718551]

>>20718525
CAD is more fucked this go around than the USD. Canadian printers are the only thing really giving the US money printers competition.

[Anonymous No.20718563]

>>20718499
o shit
look at that
that's a pretty big move for that small amount of time, isn't it...

in other news, a statistically significant number of homes for sale near me sold in the last week or so, I saw people moving in today when I was out for my run

[Anonymous No.20718564]

>>20716834
Why buy weed? its called grass for a reason, grow and store. This shit is literally cents.

[Anonymous No.20718565]

>>20718476
If you're talking about USO, they don't expect you to take the physical oil. Your stock just gets re-rolled by a predetermined schedule and you get ass fucked on the worth.

t.made easy $500 out of USO because I read the prospectus.

Retards hate it because they don't know how to read desu

[Anonymous No.20718572]

Gonna need to make money tomorrow /biz/.

[Anonymous No.20718594]

>>20718499
Surprisingly resilient, it was down in 80s 2008-2010

[Anonymous No.20718596]

>>20718442
Nigger, the CONSOOOM from the first stimulus was ridiculous, like peak (Christmas) level volume, you're a fucking smooth brain if you think the average American saved the first stim

[Anonymous No.20718608]

>>20718499
Lol and let me guess. The yuan is somehow doing the opposite in all this right ?

[Anonymous No.20718614]

>>20718483
im just playing the bounce. And im also doubting their management can influence much in the current market anyways

[Anonymous No.20718619]

>>20718506
Are you saying that because you haven't made shit or because you genuinely think that current volatility doesn't provide opportunities?

>>20718525
Not very well, especially if you're betting on a whole currency collapse you'd be better served with actual assets.

[Anonymous No.20718635]

>>20718119
>that guy who shorted wrong euro contracts the other day
How is he doing.

[Anonymous No.20718636]

>>20718565
>they don't know how to read desu
you're talking about an ETF, not oil futures like everyone else has been talking about. So maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.20718649]

>>20718635
He went out on the small dip this morning and made 50 pips, so 3k I assume.

[Anonymous No.20718651]

>>20718635
I must have missed this. Did somebody short the opposite pair they wanted to?

[Anonymous No.20718657]

Evverything is green guys

[Anonymous No.20718659]

>>20718596
Americans are saving a record amount of money

[Anonymous No.20718662]

>>20715789
did the dam break?

>>20715850
M for magic.

[Anonymous No.20718664]

>>20718619
its too clowny right now to make educated bets.

[Anonymous No.20718676]

fellas do I buy more NET tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20718678]

>>20718657
Yeah but how long will it last once the market opens?

[Anonymous No.20718684]

>>20718659
right in time for all their USD to become worthless

[Anonymous No.20718685]

>>20718678
2 years

[Anonymous No.20718702]

>>20717666
CHECKED AND CONFIRMED BY SATAN HIMSELF

[Anonymous No.20718708]

>>20718684
exactly as planned

[Anonymous No.20718709]

>>20718614
>And im also doubting their management can influence much in the current market anyways
?????
oh so you're just trolling

[Anonymous No.20718717]

Msft
- Not in house hearing
- Xbox shit
- cloud etc
- Good ceo

You bought the 10% dip right anons?

[Anonymous No.20718720]

>>20718659
This >>20718684 beat me to it.
Reminder to get rid of your fiat USD for stock certificates and commodities. We barter system now.

[Anonymous No.20718723]

Which website should I use to check the chink markets?

[Anonymous No.20718730]

NEW
>>20718727
>>20718727
>>20718727
>>20718727
>>20718727
>>20718727

[Anonymous No.20718736]

>>20718717
I bought calls

[Anonymous No.20718747]

>>20718684
>>20718708
You do realize if you are in the market inflation does not matter at all right? The market will rise in keeping with inflation. if you were holding cash it would be a problem.

[Anonymous No.20718782]

>>20718659
>pay people more to not work
>shutdown major cash sinks (bars, restaurants)
>""""savings"""" go up

[Anonymous No.20718790]

>>20718780
Lower but not as low as TQQQ is going to dump because of amazon

[Anonymous No.20718872]

>>20718657
But at what DXY, my president?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.20718959]

>>20718659
I wonder if there will be a large spending spree once everything dies down. I've read and heard about places being full to the brim once they reopened.

[Anonymous No.20719126]

>>20715630
killing napkins?

[Anonymous No.20719150]

I'm holding $20k worth of 7/31 TSLA 1000p... how am I shaping up?

[Anonymous No.20719200]

>>20719126
https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-killing-list-2017-8
https://www.cbinsights.com/research/millennials-killing-industries/
etc.

millenials killed everything