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How can I profit off this?

>> No.20694605

>>20694593
I guess you could make a real bloody mary?

>> No.20694613

Even water?

>> No.20694627

>>20694593
rent out your slutty butthole to a scat studio

>> No.20694628
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>>20694613
Oh sorry, I should have specified this is alcohol specific.

>> No.20694651

>>20694593
Stop drinking, save the money

>> No.20694666

>>20694628
Okay don’t drink alcohol and wahllah, no more bleeding hemmroids and more money saved

>> No.20694682

>>20694593
Get a squat stool whenever you poop. My hemmroids no longer hurt when I poop. I also poop much faster.

>> No.20694718

>>20694628
So easy to profit then. Alcohol is a vice, you have free motivation to not drink it

>> No.20694720

>>20694593
Collect ass blood and rebrand as gamer girl period blood and sell to disc trannies

>> No.20694723
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>>20694651
>>20694666
I really like drinking though.
>>20694682
It's so bad that I've had them burst a couple times just walking around.

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>>20694720
Ya maybe I could create one of those onlyfans accounts that features a girl created by AI and sell my ass blood as her period blood.

>> No.20695617

>>20694666
>Based satanic trips

You give good advice for being Satan

>> No.20695699

>>20694593
Your body is literally communicating to you not to drink. Don’t do it. There’s a reason why Trump, Ben Mallah, and many many other wealthy people don’t do it. It’s bad for the brain, the soul, and can fucking kill you.

>> No.20695712

>>20694593
get a 50 year old chain smoking alcoholic gf

>> No.20695752

>>20694593
I got in the shower
Clenched my butthole for support
And pushed on them as hard as a could until they deflated
Not fool proof I still have what feels like scars down there
But seems better

>> No.20695814

Nigger stop drinking and eat some fucking oats

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>>20695699
You're probably right Gandalf, as usual..
>>20695752
I hadn't considered compression therapy, I might try that anon, thanks!
>>20695814
It's not constipation, I have no trouble pooping.

>> No.20696593

By directing you not to drink with a firm guidance, you will profit physically and mentally, a direction of philosophical revival and vigor towards a true life awaits you. Truly the gods love you anon.

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>>20696593
Thanks for the bloody butthole god!