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[Anonymous No.20670909]

I can't sleep frens read me a bedtime story

[Anonymous No.20670939]

Once upon a time there was a little frog named Pepe

[Anonymous No.20670955]

He was smug for no real reason and wore a tuxedo while sipping champagne with a giant erection

[Anonymous No.20670969]

One day, Janny spotted his enormous green erection

[Anonymous No.20670985]

The janny, the kike that he is, reached for it with his scissors.

[Anonymous No.20670989]

>>20670909
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[Anonymous No.20671000]

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[Anonymous No.20671002]

>>20670969
Only to realise it is a mere shadow in comparision to smug pepe throbbing cock towering above him, as the shadow of pepes hog dwarfed jannies entire body parts.

[Anonymous No.20671019]

The janny screamed "But I banned you!" And the frog replied quite smugly "POO POO you tried to ban me and I say PEE PEE"

[Anonymous No.20671045]

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[Anonymous No.20671061]

>>20671019

Then Pepe placed the janny in his giant green urethra and then shot him out with a huge yellow stream of alcohol laced urine

[Anonymous No.20671089]

But the janny wasnt so easily defeated. He cursed Pepe and exclaimed "all frogs will boil!" You'll never make it heh heh heh!!

[Anonymous No.20671110]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKh1AfQpce8

[Anonymous No.20671125]

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[Anonymous No.20671145]

The dumb frogposter killed himself and the world was made a better place, the end

[Anonymous No.20671159]

The frog then knelt before his Superior, the Janitor, begging forgiveness and admitting his utter defeat.

[Anonymous No.20671161]

>>20671089
While the wicked janny laughed that jewish laugh the frog nervously' checked his wallets 'All my shitcoins are dumping whatever shall I do!' Pepe exclaimed

[Anonymous No.20671220]

The the janny woke up from his dream only to realize the frogs had dropped another load of cum shit piss all over the board.
"Clean this" said the smug frogs, the janny cried inside, but he still did it for free.

[Anonymous No.20671289]

>>20671220
Just then a giant soiboy appeared. He was quite upset to see the janny and the frog in such close contact. 'MASKS. ON. NOW' the estrobehemoth shouted, about to burst into treats.

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Then the smart little Pepe turned his phone on and off again, deftly circumventing the Janjan's banbans

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Then a stinky Polish trashbag appeared. “STINKIE LINKIES,” she screeched, her mouth flapping open to reveal her rotting, underdeveloped teeth

[Anonymous No.20671473]

>>20671289
Based mask posted. It anyway we’re turning our energy toward china hate. No more mask debate. Just anti bug people

[Anonymous No.20671518]

>>20670909
THE KING & THE POISONED WELL

There was once a wise king who ruled over a vast kingdom. He was feared for his might and loved for his wisdom. Now in the heart of the city, there was a well with pure and crystalline waters from which the king and all the inhabitants drank. When all were asleep, three witches entered the city and poured seven drops of a strange liquid into the well. They said that henceforth all who drink this water shall become mad.

The next day, all the people drank of the water, but not the king. And the people began to say, "The king is mad and has lost his reason. Look how strangely he behaves. We cannot be ruled by a madman, so he must be dethroned."

The king grew very fearful, for his subjects were preparing to rise against him. He had a difficult choice: risk being destroyed by his beloved subjects or drink from the poisoned well and become mad like them. So that evening, he ordered a golden goblet to be filled from the well, and he drank deeply. The next day, there was great rejoicing among the people, for their beloved king had finally regained his reason.

[Anonymous No.20671574]

>>20671518
Whoa

[Anonymous No.20671644]

>>20671518
wtf these jewish kikes CANNOT keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.20671711]

>>20670909
As my crypto stash grows on delta I’m falling sleep less and less.
Any sleep hacks frens?

[Anonymous No.20672134]

>>20671518
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[Anonymous No.20672159]

I only know scary stories

[Anonymous No.20672210]

>>20671518
damn..

[Anonymous No.20672220]

>>20670909
>By presenting his doctrine as part and parcel of a just revindication of social rights, the Jew propagated the doctrine all the more effectively. But at the same time he provoked the opposition of decent people who refused to admit these demands which, because of the form and pseudo-philosophical trimmings in which they are presented, seemed fundamentally unjust and impossible for realization. For, under the cloak of purely social concepts there are hidden aims which are of a Satanic character. These aims are even expounded in the open with the clarity of unlimited impudence. This Marxist doctrine is an individual mixture of human reason and human absurdity, but the combination is arranged in such a way that only the absurd part of it could ever be put into practice, but never the reasonable part of it. By categorically repudiating the personal worth of the individual and also the nation and its racial constituent, this doctrine destroys the fundamental basis of all civilization; for civilization essentially depends on these very factors. Such is the true essence of the Marxist WELTANSCHAUUNG, so far as the word WELTANCHAUUNG can be applied at all to this phantom arising from a criminal brain. The destruction of the concept of personality and of race removes the chief obstacle which barred the way to domination of the social body by its inferior elements, which are tte Jews.