my friend is kicking me out of the house

[Anonymous No.20659696]

im living in the reality of the "my mom is kicking me out" chainlink meme. i need to protect my links at all costs and need help on what to do. my friend said i could live at their house, no determined time or rent. they are now saying i need to go. I've done everything i could to make up for rent, like house chores, landscaping, repairing and fixing shit, driving them around for their errands, basically took care of the whole house, etc... I have no job, no savings, everything is in link and i dont want to cash any out. even if i do rent is so high the only affordable option is living in the hood plus there are is hardly anything for rent because of the this virus shit. and especially that sergey is holding a conference at the end of august, i cant imagine selling one link right now. i really need link to hit double digits the next month. how do i stay here as long as possible? do i have any protections? or if they call the cops will i be kicked out immediately? do they own the stuff i have here now? im scared link bros.

[Anonymous No.20659741]

>>20659696
Get camping gear and rest at regional parks, shower at a gym, and eat whole foods (raw milk, raw eggs, raw fish, etc.)

[Anonymous No.20659760]

Greentext it for us

[Anonymous No.20659793]

>>20659696
don’t worry they won’t be able to kick you out that quickly, and don’t ever think about selling your linkies not even double digits. Just work any minimum wage job and pay your rent.

[Anonymous No.20659806]

>>20659696
You're fucked, anon. Your only hope right now is to try to become homeless.

[Anonymous No.20659910]

Where do u live?

[Anonymous No.20659983]

>>20659741
unfortunately i have been thinking about this but it does mean i would have to cash out some links to buy the gear to do it. im trying to do this as a last resort.
>>20659760
it would reveal who i am
>>20659793
i wasnt working a job because you get 0% gains tax if you have no income. if i get a job for now, work like a year and then quit, will i still get 0% gains tax?
>>20659806
i basically am already homeless hence staying at my friends house.

[Anonymous No.20660020]

>>20659910
dont want to reveal that would dox me

[Anonymous No.20660072]

>>20659696
Have you learned nothing from the pasta? Hit him over the head with a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.20660127]

>>20660072
i wish it was that easy anon

[Anonymous No.20660136]

>>20659983
Well here's the highest rated tent on Amazon: MOON LENCE Camping Tent 1 and 2 Person Backpacking Tent Double Layer Portable Outdoor Lightweight Tent Waterproof Wind Proof Anti-UV for Hiking Fishing Easy Setup https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VRYDQVY/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_GX0gFbRB5Z5C5
It's only $80. What other gear do you think you would need?

[Anonymous No.20660146]

>>20659696
you could sleep on a park bench

[Anonymous No.20660167]

>>20660072
based
and this >>20659741

[Anonymous No.20660204]

>>20659696
send me your linkies and then kys you worthless piece of shit

[Anonymous No.20660262]

How big is your stack?
Depending on that, cashing some out wouldn’t be so crazy. You need to be able to survive.

[Anonymous No.20660484]

>>20660136
that tent will break under 1mph wind and rain
>>20660146
my city has anti sleeping benches
>>20660204
in this case my friend is the piece of shit. i know it sounds like i am, but i cannot give the full story of what has happened because i dont want to get doxxed.
>>20660262
again not going to give out details but i was here since the beginning of link. always was a poorfaggot with no job, so that should give you a slight estimate of how much i have. just have enough that selling is a bad option.

[Anonymous No.20660632]

go on work and travel for a year or two

[Anonymous No.20660694]

>>20660632
>get a job
>travel
anon...

[Anonymous No.20660748]

>>20660484
You’re retarded. For real. Saying approximately how many you have is not doxxing yourself and not a security risk. If you’ve been here so long then, yes, sell some you homeless retard. Sorry for trying to give you advice.

[Anonymous No.20660785]

>>20660694
work and travel is a thing fren.
you do stuff like cleaning up horse poo or what ever for a couple of hours a week and get food and shelter. you said you did basic stuff around the house thats basically what it is.

[Anonymous No.20660790]

Just get a basic job you idiot. Post office worker. Bus driver. Anything to pay rent and live.

[Anonymous No.20660883]

>>20660484
its not a bad option if youre going to end up chris mccandless'ing it

[Anonymous No.20660921]

>>20659696
Vanlife anon. Buy a cheap $2000 van, get a portable toilet in, a matress, some cooking gear and you are set for months. Shower in a gym and also get those gains at the same time. Win-win.

[Anonymous No.20660959]

>>20660484
The other option is to find a job on here: https://www.coolworks.com
Some of them offer free food and lodging too

[Anonymous No.20660987]

cryptofags are fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.20661011]

>>20660694
https://wwoof.net/

[Anonymous No.20661093]

>>20660987
No faggot, no one here wants to "fuck your head"

[Anonymous No.20661157]

>>20659696
Do you not have parents or any other relatives?

[Anonymous No.20661213]

>>20660748
saying approximately how many links i have has absolutely no effect on the your advice. i already said, i dont have enough to feel like i could sell some and not have it bite me in the ass in a month if the conference is huge news. the whole point of this thread is how can i not sell any links and get thru this.
>>20660785
right i understand. what im looking for is what rights i have under this situation. like if the police come what do i say? im pretty sure i have some rights since i am technically living here.
>in b4 google it
theres many opposing answers on this
>>20660790
basic jobs dont pay rent, where have you been the past 10 years? did you not read i dont want to get a job cause it makes you pay 30% gains tax? if no job i get 0% capital gains tax.
>>20660883
yeah its not, just a last resort for now if things get that bad.
>>20660921
cant get gains if i have to sell links for the gear.
>>20660987
you are on a crypto board fren
>>20660959
pic related

[Anonymous No.20661223]

>>20659741
>raw milk
>raw fish
>raw eggs
this is jedi mind trick to kill OP with tremendous diarrhea or get raped and strangled by hobos

>>20659696
and back to your retarded ass, cash out initial or 2 times initial, and live your life, or if you are retarded do anything else and risk being killed by a hobo or stabbed by some lowlife scum in hood. fuckin wannabe be millionaires i swear
>t.cashed couple of K's of LINK @2.15 USD
>left with literally FREE MONEY stack bigger than cashed out
>2X initial out already, waiting patiently and laughing at dips and "pumps"
>t. 17-50 cents buyer
>t. not retarded moonboy from twitter whos being a bitch for some "friend"

maybe go suck a dick for a place to stay you fuckin retard lmao

[Anonymous No.20661245]

>>20660959
my bad heres the real pic related
>>20661157
extremely toxic parents which is part of the reason why i had to move out of there

[Anonymous No.20661283]

The absolute state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.20661295]

>>20661213
That’s not true. I was trying to help you formulate an action plan based on what selling a small percentage (5-10) would allow you to accomplish.

[Anonymous No.20661299]

>>20661245
How are they toxic? Is there no way to get on their good side temporarily until Chainlink moons?

[Anonymous No.20661307]

>>20661213
squatting rights vary state to state, and in some cases municipality to municipality. if your only option is to hit the road for awhile, please consider what i linked here >>20661011
you'd volunteer labor on a farm in exchange for food & shelter, wouldn't change your tax bracket

[Anonymous No.20661351]

>>20659696
how many LINKs you got?

[Anonymous No.20661358]

>>20661351
LOL

[Anonymous No.20661435]

>>20661213
Also, how long were you living with your friend? Why were you not working? Were you looking for jobs during that time? I can’t have much sympathy for a person that was being so reckless. I have a nice stack but could have had much more had I not known that I still needed cash in the bank for a rainy day.

[Anonymous No.20661456]

>>20661295
thanks, i guess i just would feel like total shit if i sold right now and saw link at $20 next month. i guess i just really need to stay here as long as possible and consider going homeless/selling some link as an absolute last resort.
>>20661299
im not gunna write a story about them, but i would rather be homeless then live with them. i dont even think they would let me back in desu.
>>20661307
thanks i will look into that right now
>>20661351
haha

[Anonymous No.20661468]

>>20660484
>i would rather die than sell my stinky linkies

[Anonymous No.20661564]

>>20661435
months, i wasnt working because i was working for my friend taking care of the whole house, errands, repairs, etc etc...i am a true neet and have a hard time imagining working for the jews. i kept a mental record of the wage i would get if what i was doing was a real job and it came out to hundreds of dollars a month, sometimes nearing a thousand. im not a lazy asshole but im not the highest IQ so i was thinking that if i didnt work a job and link mooned i would pay 0% gains tax. now im scared of getting a job because that means if link mooned during employment i would waste all those years of not work and pay up 30% to some jew nigga.
>>20661468
never selling

[Anonymous No.20661581]

>>20661456
Go to work. You don't have to care about capital income tax if you earn money from staking

[Anonymous No.20661613]

>>20661581
I mean capital gains tax

[Anonymous No.20661637]

What's up op, fellow poorfag hobo linklet here, literally in the same boat. Got kicked out two days ago, left with basically nothing, have little ! money and don't know what to do.

I'm also considering camping since it's free and will provide time to think. Homeless shelters are alright,but camping is more relaxing. You don't want to get caught up in the mindset of most homeless, so camping better for that reason. Staying normal minded is key. Always have a secret place to chill, like a camp site. Shower in gyms, rec centers, hang out a libraries, use homeless resources but don't hang around.

I'm in Ontario Canada right now and may head west before winter if I don't get something together.

Best advice op is to not start panicking. Always have your private place to think, so you can emulate chilling in your room at mom's house. It's important to keep a calm mind.

[Anonymous No.20661670]

>>20661564
>i am a true neet and have a hard time imagining working for the jews. i kept a mental record of the wage i would get if what i was doing was a real job and it came out to hundreds of dollars a month, sometimes nearing a thousand.
Bro, you weren’t paying rent though, right? Damn, man. You get more and make unlikeable with every single post. Yes, you definitely are a lazy asshole.

[Anonymous No.20661685]

Just be homeless, its really not that bad

[Anonymous No.20661743]

Force them to go through eviction procedures and after they finally kick you out, SWAT them. In Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.20661760]

thanks man. i am controlling my panic pretty well right now as i have learned it does not help and makes things worse overall. i will remember what you said if things come to that point.
>>20661670
do you understand the owner would of had to pay someone to do that work? i literally have saved my friend hundreds if not thousands of dollars with the amount of work i did at the house. yeah im a real asshole....
>>20661685
yeah really coming down to that point...fuck man..

[Anonymous No.20661831]

fuck guys i guess the plan is to stay here as long as possible despite them saying they are kicking me out. if i have to get out (by force) before link moons to double digits ill either travel in my car for a couple more months and hopefully figure something out before becoming fully homeless when the car breaks down. im never selling.

[Anonymous No.20661841]

>>20659696
>actually considering calling the police on the people who invited you into their home and sheltered your ass.
you have a lot to think about anon

[Anonymous No.20661864]

You still have to pay taxes if your capital gains are over $10.500, even you're unemployed.

Do your really think that if you're unemployed you can cash out 50k and not pay a single penny??

Good luck

[Anonymous No.20661913]

Short term capital gains are taxed as ordinary income. The first $10,400 will be tax free (since you have no other income), the next $9325 at 10%, after that 15%. Higher rates apply above $37,850.

[Anonymous No.20661921]

>>20661841
read the thread, there was an agreement i pay rent thru labor which equaled more then the actual rent i would pay.
>>20661864
is this true? just can never get a straight answer and all the websites on google say a different thing.

[Anonymous No.20661953]

>>20661913
so can i cash out 10K a year with no tax? thatll be pretty nice i can live off that per year.

[Anonymous No.20662015]

>>20661921
Of course you have to pay taxes!!

Can you imagine Jeff Bezos not working for a year then selling some of his shares for 1Billion and not pay taxes, because he was unemployed...xDD

Mate, find a job.

[Anonymous No.20662041]

>>20661921
Did you get that in writing? Because we both know you didn't and you're going to be homeless soon.

[Anonymous No.20662044]

>>20661953
Yeah, if you can make a living out of 10.500 per year, you won't pay a single penny.

[Anonymous No.20662045]

>>20661921
was there a written and notarized term lease agreement? if not then you don't have shit to stand on. these people did you a favor out of pity and youv've obviously overstayed your welcome and want their home back. scrape together whatever honor you have after writing this shit and gtfo before they ask again, be thankful for the handout and you might get invited back to thanksgiving if you have an ounce of pride.

[Anonymous No.20662064]

>>20662015
im sure he does but im also sure he makes up for them some other way.

[Anonymous No.20662083]

This is a LARP. It's only under like two layers of irony, but apparently that generates a response on /biz. Hahaha tehehehe, so funny.

[Anonymous No.20662089]

>>20662041
youre right i didnt but a verbal agreement is still an agreement, especailly when it backed up with other evidence like my shits in the house.
>>20662044
thanks for the help man

[Anonymous No.20662110]

>>20662083
no larp friend, there are billions of situations people are in around the world, this one is mine. thats why there are even laws about this.

[Anonymous No.20662148]

>>20662089
That's not how it works. That being said, eviction is a civil issue not a criminal one. If they want to get you out of the house they'll have to give you 30 days notice. After that it is a criminal issue because you're trespassing. Sounds like you're on the clock bud.

[Anonymous No.20662159]

>>20662064

Jeff Bezzos=\= Amazon

[Anonymous No.20662168]

>>20661760
>>20661760
Another thing I've learned, get on welfare or disability immediately. Find a room for rent for $500/month or less. IDK where you're at but in Canada welfare is around $720/month, disability around $1100/month. Use this money for rent, shop at food banks, places for poor people. I will chime in with more as I think of it. Keep a bag of trail mix in your backpack. Keep toothbrush and paste in a baggie, brush twice daily. Oral hygiene is very important while homeless. You can shower every 3 days, but not teeth. Good soled shoes, keep walking to a minimum as it buns calories and replenishing food can be difficult.

[Anonymous No.20662187]

>>20662110
Take link out of the equation and your situation is not at all unique.

[Anonymous No.20662207]

>>20662089
>>20662187
And that's exactly why people get married to this coin in the first place.

[Anonymous No.20662513]

>>20659696
>how do i stay here as long as possible? do i have any protections? or if they call the cops will i be kicked out immediately?
I hope they will stab you in your sleep, you fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.20662767]

>>20662148
yeah im def on the clock. lets see how this plays out i guess.
>>20662168
thanks fren i will look into this as i have never even considered this.
>>20662187
of course if you take this out and that out and a little bit of this all situations are the same.
>>20662513
found the landlord who isnt getting his return on investment during a global pandemic lmfao

[RETARDED FAGGOT No.20662980]

YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF THEY ASKED YOU TO LEAVE AND YOU PLAN TO STAY. YOU'RE LITERALLY THE SCUMBAG FRIEND THAT EVERYONE TAKES TOO LONG TO ABANDON. PLS DO THEM A FAVOR AND KYS FAGIT.

[Anonymous No.20663062]

>>20661223
>fat ass retard hasn't taken the organic raw carnivore pill
Ngmi anon

[Anonymous No.20663077]

>>20659696
just bought this watch with my link gains, you jelly faggots?