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>> No.20614481

Anyone got a link for a CNBC live stream?

>> No.20614511
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stonks punp or dunp on the open? even for punp odd for dunp

>> No.20614532
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>>20614511
Today is bobos day, today we feast on crabs and bulls.

>> No.20614534

>>20614511

the zombie is right pack it up boys

>> No.20614536
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20614536

Shill Time:


SHSSSSHSHHIIILLLLL TTITITITMMEMEEE

PLNHF****

YouTube "Star" Jeremy shills it.

His followers are pumping it.

>> No.20614540

>>20614511
who cares money printer go brrrrrr

>> No.20614546

first for Isreal:

WIX.COM
Checkpoint Software
ZION Bank Company
Research Frontiers

>> No.20614577

Will SLV recover tomorrow or next week?

>> No.20614589
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20614589

This market can't be stopped.

>> No.20614602
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20614602

Hit me with the best day trade today.

>> No.20614610

>>20614445
Dollar index is green. Stocks are fucked.

>> No.20614616

>>20614602
BYND before it moons.

>> No.20614624
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>>20614445
based and originalfagpilled

>> No.20614627
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>>20614511
numbers never lie. Sorry bulls

>> No.20614641
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20614641

>sips coffee
>looks up from paper, checks time
hrmf... 'nother half hour...
>takes another sip, turns page, resumes reading

>> No.20614650
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20614650

Just got off the phone with my insiders. Pump everything into NTDOY and thank me next week.

>> No.20614663

So I watched a video of a strategy of Credit put spreads, and they used SPY as an example. As long as SPY doesn't drop to X amount ~ I will receive the credit/collateral at the end of the contract.
How far OTM do you think I should play SPY today?

>> No.20614667

18th for SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

>> No.20614685
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20614685

>Wake up to Tesla news
>Green dildo
I'm gonna make it.

>> No.20614703

CNTG anyone?

>> No.20614704

>>20614616

what's the redpill on this ?

>> No.20614708

>>20614663
Even a near the money SPY will never be ITM ever again, so go for the premium.

>> No.20614716

>>20614650
No new games, Nintendo was good when AC came out. Now, eh.

>> No.20614728

stocks scare me but im more scared of my savings becoming worthless.

>> No.20614738

>>20614728
Inflation is working properly then. Hooray for economic theory!

>> No.20614743

>>20614511
CLSK goes up every day. Haven't seen a red day in weeks.

>> No.20614754

>>20614704
Corona has affected the meat market just enough for chains to start considering fake meat just enough for BYND to get into KFC, China, and some places in SolCal. If things go smoothly it might get into more. I ate a fake meat burger for dinner the past 2 days and they taste pretty good so I'm in. All it needs now is to get a lower production cost and it's golden.

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20614757

Just got back from my day out with Rhonda yesterday, what the fuck did you faggots let the bulls do.

This is an abomination. Guess I have to crash this market by myself

>> No.20614765

>>20614754
so are you saying i should be buying basedbean futures?

>> No.20614784

>>20614765
No onions. BYND uses pea protein.

>> No.20614801
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>>20614757
Everything was going according to plan until that faggot Jerome turned the printers on from 3:55 to close and bought everything.

>> No.20614805

>>20614728
Spend your money now, goyim, or else it will just become worthless
Don't bother trying to invest, it's only for highly educated professionals and you'll lose everything

>> No.20614810

>>20614754
How did your farts smell?

>> No.20614811

BNGO and HMHC chads where u at

>> No.20614820

>>20614811
IM SHORTING HMHC

>> No.20614827

>tfw only +40%
way to squander the corona opportunity. I wish I could go back in time and not put half my investment in ETF and just trust my judgement of individual stocks which all performed better than the ETF. I would be a millionaire now

>> No.20614861

>>20614801
>jerome i don't feel so good

>Battered U.S. dollar 'hanging by a thread' as coronavirus cases grow
>A steady decline in the dollar has accelerated in recent weeks, as a resurgent coronavirus outbreak in the United States and improving economic prospects abroad sour investors on the currency.
>The buck is down 8% from its highs of the year against a basket of currencies =USD and stands near its lowest level since 2018. Net bets against the dollar in futures markets are approaching their highest level in more than two years.
>“The dollar is hanging by a thread,” said Mazen Issa, senior currency strategist at TD Securities in New York. “At this point, the dollar-weakness mindset has become deeply entrenched.”

http://archive.is/nEll3

>> No.20614868

TSLA gonna moon?

>> No.20614869

>>20614820
hWY

>> No.20614880

>>20614810
I haven't farted since but in retrospect my poop smells a little less.

>>20614765
I'm a little iffy about it since I'm expecting another crash soon, but BYND is one of the best stocks to go into right now if you must go into one.

>> No.20614882

>>20614827
cool story cptn hindsight

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>>20614868
no

>> No.20614901

I'm still holding DFFN, I don't want to lose money bros.

>> No.20614905

What time is TLSA earnings? After market?

>> No.20614911
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20614911

Man workhorse and NIO both made me a lot of money but biz memes EVRI and DFFN have kind of fucked me

>> No.20614912

Lag
Lots of trade happening today

>> No.20614923

>>20614911
Did you sell NIO or still holding?

>> No.20614925

>>20614869
I dont see any reason why it should have risen from the dead like that these past months. I sold short at 2.70 yesterday and I am riding this puppy back to 1.50

>> No.20614929

>>20614905
Stupid neet. That was yesterday. Today is the bull run.

>> No.20614933

>>20614912
The fuck do you mean lag? Kek'd

>> No.20614941

>>20614923
Sold NIO for a sizeable profit

>> No.20614952
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how's my favorite $3100 stable stock doing today

>> No.20614972

>>20614952
>below the mean
WEW

>> No.20614979
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20614979

>tfw put my sonicare toothbrush up my bum bum to make more cum cums
Anyone else know this feel?

>> No.20614981

How are my INTC puts going to do?

>> No.20614988

I still hold 50% of my WKHS, but running out of investing money. Not really sure if I should hold until the announcement or sell. What are the odds of another x2?

>> No.20614990

>>20614952
I don’t know whether to be really happy with the stability or disappointed

>> No.20614998

>>20614952
Amazon short strangles 2950-3250 paying off bigly

>> No.20615003

dubs and I will buy a Tesla stock.

>> No.20615010
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>>20614952

i asked my boss for more hours, sold my magic cards and finally bought 1 share of amazon but now its snib snab i miss playing magic bros

>> No.20615016

>>20614952
AMZN is a 2000-2500 stock

>> No.20615030

>all of these SLV calls are deep green
>know I am going to be greedy again and fuck it up a little bit
FUCK THETA

>> No.20615033

>>20614988
sell a call

>> No.20615038

>>20614728
It sounds like you want some VOO or SPY or something like that.

>> No.20615046

>>20614952
Fuck AMZN. I lost a fortune on that shit stock and only made it back thanks to Musk. I want Musk to destroy that piece of shit Bezos.

>> No.20615048

/biz/bros what's a good tvix alternative, I want exposure to the vix not short s&p

>> No.20615053

Diamond life, lover boy
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
City lights and business nights
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start

>> No.20615055

BETRD ‘s new drug will be the best treatment for COVID-19

>> No.20615056

>>20614988
So glad I sold that memestock at 18

>> No.20615066
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20615066

i cant keep on looking waiting for shit without adderall why am i even awake

>> No.20615076

Twitter missed earnings bad

>> No.20615077

oil moon when
food chains moon when
I can't hold those bags anymore, bros....

>> No.20615082

SUNW is a certified TSLA installer and is taking off

>> No.20615097

Carpet pull today

>> No.20615098

>>20615066
Try chewing tobacco. Red Man brand. That'll keep you awake

>> No.20615103

>>20615098
Copenhagen

>> No.20615106

Jobless claims over 1.4 million vs 1.3 expected.

>> No.20615111

>>20615076
Lol how are they not tanking

>> No.20615114

>>20614861
How is it hanging by a thread if it's already being actively sold down? What a dumbass phrase to use.

>> No.20615118

People gonna dump TSLA stock at open or what? Wonder if I should sell

>> No.20615121

>>20615111
bad earnings = pump
good earnings = dump

>> No.20615132

>>20614546
Zion bank company are mormons, not Jews.

>> No.20615138

>>20615103
Yeah, that too

>> No.20615142

Reminder to set your stop-limits as risk management for when the crash hits and you're on the toilet and don't notice it.

>> No.20615145
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20615145

say goodbye to your 401 (k)

>> No.20615158

>>20615111
Facebook boomers use Twitter for shortform rambling
Invest in what you know

>> No.20615163

>>20615066
i feel your pain, anon.
30mg addy with coffee and a diaper is prime /smg/ posting

>> No.20615165

>>20615118
Hold you pussy

>> No.20615167
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>>20615121
>msft ptsd intensifies

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>>20615097
>Carpet pull
DOORMAT TUG

>> No.20615173

I am financially ruined and I dont know what to do now

>> No.20615193

>>20615121
Kek
Good news = sold the news
Bad news = prices in

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>>20615173
get some twizzlers
twizzlers always cheer me up

>> No.20615200

>They bought precious metal?
>Domp it and pomp Nickel

>> No.20615203
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>>20615010
>I miss playing magic
Me too bro but the new cards just keep getting more and more broken, it becomes a consoomer arms race unless you set house rules that ban cards from at least Eldraine onwards.

>> No.20615205

SLV FAGGOT YOU LIED TO ME!

>> No.20615208

Wells Fargo tanking¿

>> No.20615216

I am literally and unironically financially ruined by Nikola.

>> No.20615219

Why do you guys buy 1 share for $3000 when you can sell 6 put spreads and make a consistent 5-15% every week instead

>> No.20615229

>>20615197
only the pull n peels are any good

>> No.20615237
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>>20615219

because i have no idea what any of that means

>> No.20615244

Ok what’s a nickel stock to buy into?

>> No.20615247

>>20615197
im not about to eat candy at 930am

>> No.20615249

>>20614925
Respond anon, now you're worrying me. I'm no permabear I just think this one particular stock is going down.

>> No.20615250

>>20615205
It’s still above 21 dollars. 21.50 minimum EOD. That’s if everything shits itself.

>> No.20615255

>>20615219
Because we aren't loser retards who love to lose money like you ya fucking retard

>> No.20615259

>>20615170
me on the left

>> No.20615274

>>20615197
Damn it, I really want some twizzlers now.
>>20615247
Boomer.

>> No.20615279

>>20615237
This should be a comfy gondola

>> No.20615282

BETRD became ticker BETR or BETRF. Drug for COVID-19. It will work. Trust me

>> No.20615284
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20615284

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OUT OF TECH

>> No.20615287

>>20615237
Okay well, look it up. You can sell spreads for $500 collateral and get anywhere from $10 ~ $100 credit to your account if a stock stays above or stays below a certain price. Usually stocks have option strike points $1, $2.5, $5, $10, $25, $50 apart so people with even $100 can sell spreads for credit.

>> No.20615288

ONE MINUTE PEOPLE!!! PLACE YOUR BETS, ONE MINUTE!!

>> No.20615294

>>20615284
You said this yesterday, which is it

>> No.20615302

>>20615249
Oh believe me i dont have any particular reason for hodling, but ive made a shitton from them by pure luck and hoping they will keep going up as schools stay closed due to the fact that they are developong their online tools even further

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>>20615274
twizzlers taste like industrial waste

>> No.20615317

Cramer really called CMG a fucking tech company.

>> No.20615323
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>>20615255
How am I a retard if I'm getting paid $6,000 unless Tesla dips below $1335 by Friday close?

>> No.20615331

When will msft go up or do I have to kill myself

>> No.20615340
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20615340

DENN GANG HELP HELP IT KEEPS TANKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20615343

>>20615313
Sounds like something a boomer would say.

>> No.20615346

Up up up up

>> No.20615354

>>20615323
imagine if it goes under youd be liquidated of all material possessions

>> No.20615359
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Wait I just opened Tesla's quarterly report, this shit is fucking garbage. Did any tesla holder on earth actually open this?

>> No.20615360

>>20615343
wait arent boomers the only ones who buy twizzlers?

>> No.20615365

EVERYTHING IS RED

>> No.20615368

huh TSLA dumping how strange

>> No.20615372
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20615372

Jerome, stop being such a melodramatic bitch and just let the line go down for once.

>> No.20615376
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>>20615323
>put spreads

>> No.20615377

>>20615323
Teach me your ways

>> No.20615384

>>20614728
look at this milk-drinker
somebody probably stole his sweetroll

>> No.20615387
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Alexa, play the titanic theme

>> No.20615389
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>>20614445
I’ve been warning you all since last week.

>> No.20615400

>>20615354
No? My collateral is $12k.

>> No.20615406

PLUG cheapies right now. How’s your chance to cash in on the hydrogen economy. Zero carbon emissions draw big companies.

>> No.20615407

>>20615359
Explain

>> No.20615414

WHAT THE FUCK IS SPCE DOING

>> No.20615416

Some real fuckery is going on in the NIO options chain right now.

>> No.20615418

FUCKING WHALES

>> No.20615419

TSLA IS STILL GREEN PUMP

>> No.20615421

>>20615331
Cramer curse takes at least 5 days to wear off

>> No.20615426

>>20615097
YOu say that every day. We all know it’s going down on Monday

>> No.20615427
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20615427

Here we go, the opening dump.

>> No.20615430

>>20615416

what do you see ?

>> No.20615437

>>20615294
If they keep saying it everyday one of these days they are bound to be right.

>> No.20615440

The only things green are EV's i've been tricked

>> No.20615457

crab day eom

>> No.20615460

>>20614602
ONTX

>> No.20615472
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20615472

>>20615414
What it always meant to do
ride to the moon

>> No.20615488

im starting to really hate this entire fake and gay market

>> No.20615493

>>20615416
Elaborate

>> No.20615495

ALL IN VXX CALLS!!! GO GO GO GO !!!!

>> No.20615496

>>20615440
Get your msft cheapies before they're gone. 209 and rising.

>> No.20615497

can AMD just fucking drop HARD already

>> No.20615498

Uh did I buy the silver top bros

>> No.20615502

JEROME

>> No.20615504
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20615504

>>20615407
This is what counts as "blow out earnings" for a 300billion market cap company

>> No.20615518

>>20615498
maybe a local top but I doubt an absolute one

>> No.20615528

Looks like alternative energy and electric vehicles are a safe long term play. Going to buy this PLUG dip and wait for a BLNK dip

>> No.20615533

okay guys i picked up some SQQQ

market should go extremely green now

>> No.20615534

>>20615440
for literal years now /smg/ has been telling you "EVs are good, buy EVs, buy anyone who does charging infrastructure, any business model built around EVs, just buy it, it's going up, EVs are going up". You were the opposite of tricked, you were dekcirt

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20615542

>Red

>> No.20615543

>>20615488
need a crash already tesla and over hyped stocks are just bringing in cryptofag like comments

>> No.20615548

SLV no :(

>> No.20615550

here's your chance to ignore AEYE again
like you always do
despite the fact that all it does is go up

>> No.20615554

>>20615504
so if it weren't for the regulatory credits, they didn't actually make money?

>> No.20615570

>>20615498
here with you, down 120. waiting for my money to settle to buy up some mores options

>> No.20615573
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20615573

It's just a healthy pullback. Now is your chance to buy in. This bull run ain't stopping anytime soon. Same goes for gold.

>> No.20615575

>>20615498
No

>> No.20615577

>>20615548
did you fomo?

>> No.20615580

>>20615548
Just buy a put or two they’re cheap

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20615582

Can't believe I listened to the tripfag on silver.

>> No.20615586

The recovery was real and that means no more free money everyone take profits now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20615592

>>20615414
ABOVE THE MEANS!

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20615593

>SPCE moons again for the 21st consecutive day

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>>20615593
How does he get away with it?

>> No.20615608

>>20615460
BROTHER

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20615610

thank you to the lovely anon that posted those silver and gold etfs in the last thread

does anyone know any commodity etfs for the following:
>oil
>gas
>nickel
>copper
>cobalt
>platinum
>palladium
>rare earths
>lithium

>> No.20615616

>>20615203
>>20615010
I know that feel. Covid closed up my LGS. No more Friday nights. But the power creep has been insane this year. Even the core set is nuts. I ease the pain by playing comfy commander over Zoom with some stoners, we just keep our cameras on the cards and talk over mic. Proxies are encouraged so we all have similar power levels without spending a ton of cash.

>> No.20615624

TSLA keep me green

>> No.20615625

its a good thing I dont own a gun desu
I would have probably used it on myself yesterday

>> No.20615633

>>20615582
>listening to tripfags
This is on you, buddy

>> No.20615634

When will Tesla go back to $600 I need to buy more.

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20615638

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

guess whomst back, back again, grab some tendies, tell a fren

>> No.20615645

JEROME
EVS SHOULDNT BE THE ONLY THING GOING UP JEROME

>> No.20615650

>>20615430
Someone just bought 8/7 & 8/14 puts at $10, $10.50, $11 strike prices for like 200-300% markup

>> No.20615652

>>20614546
Fuck CHKP and fuck jews. Got burned yesterday trying to sell after ATH @ 136.10 due to surpassing estimates and last year eps plus the volume pressure pre market. Lost about $120 on that shit. Not touching more crap from Israel. Fuck them.

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20615654

Soon

>> No.20615655

>>20615504
i suppose an earnings that isnt negative would be considered a blow out lmao

>> No.20615656
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>>20615607
dont forget about his involvement in the sex cult they had not too long ago
>>20614445
also twitter getting rightfully shit on

>> No.20615657

My $46 puts on LVS just went into the money. Bros, do i sell and take the 2x. or do i greed hold? They are aug 7

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>>20615638

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>-0.8% today

>> No.20615664

>>20615634
when reports of motor accidents due to faulty electrical mumbo jumbo

>> No.20615667

JEROME

>> No.20615674

>silj regreening

>> No.20615684
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Just look at this shit hanging by an actual thread.
Every zoomie sitting in Starbucks with their phones out right now with thumb over the market sell button.

>> No.20615685

>+1% today
I love being the house.

>> No.20615686

I need to stop gambling puts

>> No.20615689

>>20615664
reporting problems with electric vehicles is a hate crime bro

>> No.20615690

>>20615610
PALL and PPLT for palladium and platinum

>> No.20615702

Wait... my- JEROME DO SOMETHING

>> No.20615705
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>Zoomers going all in OTM call options and thinking they're gonna be millionaires today but didn't know about IV crush

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>> No.20615715

Grabbed msft sum msft shares this mor ing

>> No.20615722

>>20615715
Based stroke poster

>> No.20615725

>>20615715

my boi !

>> No.20615726
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If dubs I'm getting off the TSLA ride for real FOR REAL

>> No.20615733

>>20615610
Lithium - LIT

>> No.20615734

are TQQQ calls retarded right now?

>> No.20615736
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>>20615715
ok

>> No.20615738

>>20615722
>>20615725
125 sh going vack to sleep now

>> No.20615742

My TMF grows more powerful by the minute.

>> No.20615750

>>20615705
buys calls on overpriced garbage and is bearish? Do these guys even know how these things work?

>> No.20615751

keep ignoring AEYE. watch what happens
up 2.06% right now

>> No.20615755

I want to get high of drugs

>> No.20615759
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>market opens red
Yeah boys I think we're green EOD

>> No.20615760

Pretty fucking underwhelming bobo

>> No.20615768

>>20615652
u had more than enough chances to take profit at 129-130, sounds like someone got greedy

>> No.20615780

>>20615734
>getting calls at the top of the tech bubble that is about to pop at these unstable levels

ya, go for it go all in

>> No.20615784

>>20615760
It's the same shit every day since monday

>> No.20615787
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>>20615354
What were you saying, you retard?

>> No.20615789

>>20615705
can u explain IV crush to me

>> No.20615791

>>20615751
If I buy it will dump immediately.

>> No.20615796
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CLSK chads report in

>> No.20615797

I cant tell if im normal or literally retarded tbqh

>> No.20615803

Tech is getting green lmao

>> No.20615812

How is AMD not tanking after a day of +8.5%??

>> No.20615819
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Phew, thanks Fed! For a minute there I thought the market might actually go down .0001%!

>> No.20615820

DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
>DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
>DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
>DOLLAR INDEX IS RED
BULLISH AS FUCK

>> No.20615825

Imagine not buying Microsoft calls at open.
Imagine being me.

>> No.20615828

>SWBI green
these rooty tooty point n shooties are my ticket

>> No.20615830

>>20615797
uh, both?

>> No.20615834
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SPY 330 EOD by the way.

>> No.20615836

>>20615657
If your up 2x you should take the money and run.

>> No.20615838

>>20615787
its a bubble it will work until it fucks you

>> No.20615839

>>20615734
Yeah, only 20% the past month.
Retards.

>> No.20615841

>>20615674
Yep. This morning was a good day to buy calls. Bought some covered ones for TSM.

>> No.20615843

>>20615820
the is a cheap slut and I love it

>> No.20615846

>>20615705
but the price went up? I don't understand

>> No.20615849

CLSK

>> No.20615850

>>20615803

DAS RITE BOI

>> No.20615854

>>20615820
The market needs more fuel to not get stalled. So your dollar will work nicely.

>> No.20615858

>>20615789
If you buy options when things are acting wonky, when IV is up, then once it goes un-wonky then the option becomes worth significantly less even if your bet was right.

>> No.20615860

>>20615577
>>20615582
AHHHHH. But literally if I just leave the money there for like a month I'll get a small percentage in gains right? So I can just stop paying attention

>> No.20615862

>>20615796
CLSK saved me from depression. I'm $8k for the week

>> No.20615864

I used to think I was actually fucking psychic and could read the fucking tape

now I just realize im a dumb monkey throwing darts and rolling dice

>> No.20615870

>>20615791
i thought the same thing, and it did. like 2 cents for an hour or so
then it just resumed its course

>> No.20615877

>>20615820
Silver and tech making a comeback.

>> No.20615881

The market will rally hard after.morning dip

Everyq knowa this kek

Thats why ubuy msft in morning and watch it gk up 4-5 points


Expert strategybuy the fuckinh d8iiip

>> No.20615888

>>20615881
what are you on anon?

>> No.20615894

>>20615825
I just bought some and now theyre red

>> No.20615895
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>>20615881

>> No.20615897

SILVER RECOOVERING
>SILVER RECOOVERING
SILVER RECOOVERING
>SILVER RECOOVERING
SILVER RECOOVERING
>SILVER RECOOVERING
SILVER RECOOVERING
>SILVER RECOOVERING

>> No.20615902

>>20615864

Lmao, bull vs normal market

>> No.20615906

PLM MOON MISSION IS READY. VOLUME BOUT TO POP OFF

>> No.20615910

>>20615796
Reporting, got about 20% of my poorfolio in it, but that's a solid 2k

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>>20615796
>>20615849
>>20615862
How much CLSK should I be accumulating at this very moment? already in 120 shares @ $3, is buying more now bad or chad?

>> No.20615926

>>20615317
Cramer thinks BYND is a tech company too

>> No.20615928

Damn gold stocks in the green. Gonna sell SBSW for a quick 40% profit. Thank you babby jebus

>> No.20615929

AEYE is now up 2.64%
anon did you buy?

>> No.20615933

NIO was on a down trend but now I guess it’s riding Tesla’s success? How long can that last tho?

>> No.20615934

Might sell one of my amazon to buy the precious metal dip

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I'm on a moon mission lads

>> No.20615942

What’s up with Wells Fargo?

>> No.20615953

at one point I thought it was God or a guardian angel giving me stock tips

now I'm convinced it is the devil and he wants me to fail and second guess every move

>> No.20615961

When is the crash starting?

>> No.20615965

Got a few hundred dollarydoos spare from selling bags give me something to throw it at

>> No.20615986

>>20615918
That's not nearly enough. CLSK is correlated to TSLA. When they move an inch, CLSK moves a yard.

>> No.20615988

DFFN PLEASE MOON

>> No.20615991

>>20615965
All in SLV calls

>> No.20615992

>>20614445
-20% from yesterdays msft call. jim cramer can eat a dick.

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How much money do you lads trade with?
I've got about 10k to fuck around with but i'm a pussy faggot so not sure how much to gamble. Just playing with 120$ atm

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WHY IS THE MARKET NOT CRASHING THIS IS SOME GRADE A ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

>> No.20616011
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DID YA BUY THE SILVER DIP, ANON ?

>> No.20616013

>>20615965
TSM, MSFT, and some silver calls for guaranteed returns.

>> No.20616019

SLV RECOVERING
CLSK 8%
SLV RECOVERING
CLSK 8%
SLV RECOVERING
CLSK 8%
SLV RECOVERING
CLSK 8%
SLV RECOVERING
CLSK 8%

>> No.20616021

BILL GATES SAVE ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20616026

If SLV IS RECOVERING IS IT LIKELY TO KEEP GOING OR COULD IT DUMP SOMETIME TODAY RANDOMLY?

>> No.20616027

why is the VIX such a useless piece of shit

>> No.20616037

Fuck this crab market

>> No.20616039

>>20615690
>>20615733
based, thank you lads

>> No.20616046

>>20616011
HELL YEAH! 22 EOW!
IF JEROME WONT PUNP
MY BAGS, ILL FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL

>> No.20616048

>didn’t buy MSFT dip, still overpriced
>did buy more underperforming noomer stocks
based me
will outperform EOY LOL

>> No.20616050

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE NOT THE S&P ETFS BUYING TSLA THE YOUTUBE MAN SAID SO!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH

LMAO FK U TSLA ZOOMERS

>> No.20616053

>>20616026
Going up will cause the most pain. It will be up 6% today

>> No.20616054

>>20616027
ITS IS DIRECTLY MANIPULATED BY GOLDMAN SACHS, THE UNITED NATIONS, AND COKE A COLA

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>>20616026
>If SLV IS RECOVERING IS IT LIKELY TO KEEP GOING OR COULD IT DUMP SOMETIME TODAY RANDOMLY?

>> No.20616057

>>20614708
Alright just got a $325/$324 credit put spread for $24 credit, first time fucking with this lets gooo

>> No.20616059

>>20615838
The implied volatility on the Black-Scholes model showed that Tesla would have a movement of 14-15%, but since Tesla is driven upwards by momentum, but not as much with downward momentum, the range of movement I predicted was more towards a -10% to +5%, muted upper end due to the hype being "priced in" along with the correction being priced in on the last drop to 1500 + showing strong retail support at 1500. This led me to the # of 1350/1300 puts for a spread and paid off big time. Now keep talking shit without posting positions.. Short Tesla if you guys are so confident of a bubble (and try to time it right)

>> No.20616067

>>20616002
Started with 5k. Got 7.6 now. Left 5k in precious metals just to have a steady gainer and lower risk choice cause I was gambling a lot and watching lines all day instead of working. 2600 in cash waiting for the next good opportunity.

>> No.20616068

Personally I feel like CDFs should be banned and anyone found engaging in them should be executed

>> No.20616070
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CRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRAB

>> No.20616080

>>20616026
Look at the chart. It crabs up. Even if we had a dip, it’s not enough to crash it since it’s tied to gold. Gold would have to crash for silver to crash harder.

>> No.20616081

>>20616048
boomer stocks
lmao wat

>> No.20616083

>>20616054
kek

>> No.20616084

>>20616002
I'm a student with ~15k and freelance income (web design). Only use 2k atm, safe bets mainly. TQQ is my highest risk. I want to try options, but deathly scared of instant loss.

>> No.20616085

>Bought SLV puts.
>Rises.
You can thank me later

>> No.20616095

>>20616002
Waste of time and you will develop bad habits

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Should have bought the dip but I was too lazy to open my broker since it was obviously just gonna go back up anyway

>> No.20616108

is there a website that will randomly pick a stock for me to just put all my money into

I honestly believe I would have better performance if I followed that instead of my own picks

>> No.20616111

NEW THREAD
>>20616101
>>20616101
>>20616101

>> No.20616113

>>20616085
pretty sure you bought those from me, anon.

>> No.20616120

>>20616108
Open a robinhood account they'll give you one for free just buy more of that.

>> No.20616135

>>20616105
Holy F Batman.

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Why are you wasting time waiting for a dip or buying and praying you timed the "dip" correctly when you can always make money with the theta gang?

>> No.20616146

>>20616059
trying to time a bubble like that is as good as gambling, like anything with tesla. its all hype no merit

>> No.20616151

>>20616026
THE DOLLAR KEEP FALLING ANON YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? PMS LIKE SILVER GO UP BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER PUT THEIR DEVALUING CASH INTO SOMETHING RATHER THAN LET IT SIT AND LOSE VALUE

>> No.20616152

>>20616108
Yeah it's called the biz /smg/. Choose any non pajeet scam shilled here and you'll either make 50% or lose 80%

>> No.20616166

ARE WE JUST GOING TO FUCKING CRAB AGAIN

>> No.20616180

>>20615582
>waah im not a millionaire overnight

Cryptofags get the rope.

>> No.20616219

>>20616136
People always ask this question. If you're a poorfag it makes much more sense to try and buy options because selling them naked is practically impossible on most online brokers and you need tons of collateral to actually do anything.

>> No.20616220

>>20615768
Was working during opening. I did change my positions to 128$ (Fib line) after it dropped to 126 but it never went back.

>> No.20616233
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET INTO TECH

>> No.20616246

Got into MUX at 1.29 per miner trip's posts yesterday. Going to hold this for a while. Nice to have something I'm not planning to swing. Thanks again PM trip.

>> No.20616255

>>20616002
I am 36k all in etf to cover my 2k losses I made with stupid gambling.
Will dump another 30k in etfs next month

>> No.20616271

aaaaand red

>> No.20616285

>>20615655
Considering every other car manufacturer is deep in the shit with sale falling fast, staying static is pretty impressive.

>> No.20616300

Has anyone used Interactive Brokers? I'm in asia and have some chink business contacts that shill HK stocks. Shit's all backwards and red is up green is down, really fucking reee's my tism

>> No.20616328
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>Missed SLV call cheapies because it barely even corrected

>> No.20616369

>>20616300
you can customize their charts to look however you want it

>> No.20616373

Anyone else swing trading airlines? I've got a 6k limit open to buy UAL if it hits $30

>> No.20616390

>>20616328
It's in a pullback today about 1%

I could see it correcting down to 20 or so, but who knows

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>dump eet all the way to lunch break, crab it through 2pm, and just when they've run out of pink wojaks, pump eet to high heavens.

>> No.20616412

>>20615608
I JUST BOUGHT THE DIP AT 1.18 and she's going back up BABY

ONTX CHADS RISE UP

>> No.20616426

>>20615918
I bought some shares, it will dump for sure now.

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>>20616002
got 4,7k in different stocks, still learning. Also got 26k to take advantage of dumps.
So far i am down few hundred from memes and bagholds.

>> No.20616440

>>20616026
Yes

>> No.20616446

>buy the dip
>dumps more
every time.

>> No.20616461

>>20615849
Care to explain to me why they crashed so hard at the end of 2019 and why there's newfound hope in them?

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>>20616369
Yes, but they are always sending me their charts and poorly translated menes about red day red day

How is IB as an actual broker? Will they do all the proper tax forms at EOY so I don't get fucked by Uncle Sam?

>> No.20616548

>>20616492
yeah they do the tax shit of course

>> No.20616559

>>20616390
God I hope so, literally kicking myself for not trusting my gut and snatching up 60c Aug 7 22c's.

>> No.20616606

>>20616446
Sell and buy in increments. Nothing wrong with having a spare chunk laying around for dips when the market is swollen and fat.

>> No.20616680

>>20615247
Not gonna make it

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