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[Anonymous No.20595161]

MM's lowballed earnings so you can pump their bags and they can sell edition. TQQQ gap down tomorrow after people sell the news edition

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>Boomer Investing 101
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https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.20595184]

Why no anime OP?

[Anonymous No.20595191]

First for TSLA

[Anonymous No.20595193]

UAVS and Amazon partnership announcement in August

Be ready

[Anonymous No.20595199]

FUCK NAK

[Anonymous No.20595206]

>>20595191
Is gay

[Anonymous No.20595207]

Take your tech profits before the next leg down tomorrow. People WILL sell the news, look at MSFT for example

[Anonymous No.20595217]

Buy TSLA

[Anonymous No.20595224]

>>20595184
We’re serious right now

[Anonymous No.20595231]

>>20595199
What happened, Anon?

[Anonymous No.20595234]

TSLA

[Anonymous No.20595239]

>>20595199
>he bought a mineless mining company

[Anonymous No.20595240]

>>20595161
>What is Coronavirus
I guess OP is not only a faggot but a retard too.

[Anonymous No.20595243]

You can't fight Fed or Elon
Get over it bears

[Anonymous No.20595245]

Boiling mad OP.
Gas all TeslaQ retards

[Anonymous No.20595260]

The day SP500 brings in TSLA is the day I unironically go ham on SPXU while buying more TQQQ

[Anonymous No.20595263]

>>20595207
I have good positions.
This won’t be too bad

[Anonymous No.20595277]

>>20595231
went from 2.30 to 1.80 the second i checked on it after not looking for hours..climbing back up
>>20595239
PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.20595301]

>>20595161
You otm money Tesla call buyers probably have both a suicide prevention hotline and a Lamborghini dealership number in speed dial right now

[Anonymous No.20595302]

Imagine still being an anti-Tesla fag, Imagine being so stubborn you continue to fight the inevitable. Sad.

[Anonymous No.20595305]

My God Retard Bears.

There won't be a crash until the FED raises Interest Rates. Which won't happen until 2023 or if inflation is out of hand.

Then your time will come.

[Anonymous No.20595304]

>>20595161
Sweetie....

[Anonymous No.20595322]

why is amazon dropping

[Anonymous No.20595325]

>>20595214
No. When I buy a stock I will hold that thing for years.
All of my positions have potential, solid finances and will dominate the next century.
The last time I actually sold a stock was back in June and I intend to keep it that way.

[Anonymous No.20595336]

Confession: I hold 30% VOO
Don't feel like indirectly buying TSLA at 2k though

[Anonymous No.20595343]

>>20595301
IV crush now resets gamma. There is going to be enormous deep OTM call buying again either tomorrow or Friday.

[Anonymous No.20595348]

How can tesla only pump so minorly with these earnings

[Anonymous No.20595356]

I don't want to wake up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20595359]

>>20595348
PRICED. IN.

[Anonymous No.20595366]

>>20595161
My stop loss is ready! Doesn’t seem like it will get triggered tho... 10000 EoY

[Anonymous No.20595367]

>>20595348
Robinzoomers cant trade AH. 9am tomorrow it pumps hard.

[Anonymous No.20595369]

>>20595322
>why is x going up/down

it's a fugazi

[Anonymous No.20595373]

>>20595336
Tesla will only go up in the future.

If battery day is as good as fanboys say it is, it'll go to 2250-2500.

[Anonymous No.20595377]

>>20595217
>>20595234
Oh look the jews are shilling their messiah’s stock

[Anonymous No.20595378]

>>20595348
It was pricing this in for the past month

[Anonymous No.20595380]

>>20595325
Which are you holding?

[Anonymous No.20595389]

>>20595243
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20595398]

Shill me some gold and silver stocks

I wanted to buy some but most of the ones I've seen before are pink sheet. Not sure if those do anything after hours desu

[Anonymous No.20595411]

>>20595377
Get in, or get left behind. Winning side. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.20595416]

Musk is controlled opposition.

Elon Musk is much more than just an average politically opinionated tech CEO. He is an intel asset. He is just like Jeff Bezos, Mark ZuckerBerg, Tom Hanks, Jack Dorsey or Bill Gates. They all have specific high-profile public image in their respective fields, however they are also active behind the scenes, all connected through the same entity of common intel agency. Intelligence agencies are especially heavily interested and invested in all tech sectors, especially space and remote-controlled cars, so just like they have journalists as assets that work for big newspapers to publish or spin specific story that CIA wants, they have tech CEOs, developers etc. that do CIA's bidding. When one of them shows a higher potential, then that person gets into smaller, close-circle of powerful people. Elon Musk is one of them. He is glowing brighter that supernova. Just research his involvement with companies and where they get their money from. Government subsidies are not to "help" company grow, but to make them govt's slave. Everything that comes from Musk is guaranteed to have backdoors and other hidden surprises.

Just search for "Tesla subsidies", or "Space X subsidies" and you will see. Musk would be a total nobody if he wasn't compromised, 100% controlled and propped up. Just like all these people I mentioned above. They are all part of something bigger.

Also, check Musk's ties with Michael Griffin, (head of NASA 2005-2009). Griffin was also working for In-Q-Tel, a CIA subdivision.

[Anonymous No.20595429]

It would be the first time that an earnings hype dies by morning. Sleep tight tech bulls, remember, we all said the crash was gonna happen on Thursday. We are right on schedule

[Anonymous No.20595437]

>tfw monthly divvy day

[Anonymous No.20595439]

Love how quickly it changed from >“MSFT will miss earnings and tech will dooooomp”
to
>”It was priced in for weeks, it will dump tomorrow when everyone sells the news”
The cope is real. Ears open for that margin call.

[Anonymous No.20595440]

>>20595380
Stuff like MA, MSFT, TSM, AMZN and others.
I switch them around a bit sometimes, but usually its the same few tickers.

[Anonymous No.20595442]

>>20595429
It wouldn’t*

[Anonymous No.20595446]

>>20595416
Still voting trump

[Anonymous No.20595448]

>>20595398
PAAS (silver) and GOLD are basically the biggest boys in the space. Everything else silver is OTC because they were in a 12 year bear market and eating shit the whole time.

[Anonymous No.20595450]

>>20595260
Dumped half my SPY bags today at the 327 candle. Genius tier pre-Tesla unload, or am I just a midwit?
Never owned TLSA before tomorrow, and don't really want to own it in an index either at these valuations.

[Anonymous No.20595453]

Won't airlines get removed from the S&P in a quarter or two?

[Anonymous No.20595454]

>>20595429
lmao imagine this level of cope

[Anonymous No.20595462]

>>20595416
This is bullish, yes?

[Anonymous No.20595464]

~~Elon’s connections to Epstein/ elite pedophiles~~
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7361801/Jeffrey-Epstein-claimed-crisis-manager-Elon-Musk.html
>https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-moguls-jeffrey-epstein-connected-bill-gates-elon-musk-2019-8#elon-musk-ceo-of-tesla-and-spacex-2
>https://dailycaller.com/2019/08/13/epstein-musk-saudi-tesla/
>https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-brother-of-tesla-founder-elon-musk-2020-
Hey Elon maybe you shouldn’t have given Rupert Murdoch more respect you little cunt.

[Anonymous No.20595487]

Why microsoft dropped like hell? the new quarter report has good numbers or am I dumb?

[Anonymous No.20595497]

buying lots of tech and metal calls tomorrow, it's time

[Anonymous No.20595499]

>https://www.artsy.net/news/artsy-editorial-elon-musk-fire-refusing-credit-artist

>https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/news/elon-musk-hired-a-pi-to-dig-up-dirt-on-cave-diver-vernon-unsworth-that-guy-is-reportedly-a-convicted-felon-/articleshow/71441328.cms

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/10/tesla-workers-union-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/18/tesla-workers-factory-conditions-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/13/tesla-workers-pay-price-elon-musk-failed-promises

>https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/

>https://www.mamamia.com.au/elon-musk-wife/amp/

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/05/tesla-sexual-harassment-discrimination-engineer-fired

A teenage Elon Musk once walked the streets of New York with emeralds in his pocket. His father, Errol Musk, had a casual attitude towards the family's considerable wealth, including the stones that came from the Zambian emerald mine in which Errol owned a half share.

Elon Musk enjoyed the fruits of apartheid slave labour, and he wouldn't be successful as a businessman without slave money. What does that make you feel?

>https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-tells-bi-about-the-familys-casual-attitude-to-wealth-2018-2?IR=T

>https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/9/30/20891314/elon-musk-tesla-labor-violation-nlrb


http://theculturechronicles.com/index.php/2018/08/20/elon-musk-tweets-lsd-and-a-self-confessed-witch-all-make-for-a-bizarre-turn-of-events-that-could-kill-tesla/

[Anonymous No.20595500]

>>20595464
>>>/pol/ we only care about profit here

[Anonymous No.20595504]

>>20595487

[Anonymous No.20595513]

>>20595429
hiding behind cartoon bitcoiner memes doesnt hide the seeth flowing from your eyes

[Anonymous No.20595517]

>>20595464
>>20595499
This does not make the price change, so we don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.20595523]

>>20595429
Look at that, TWTR and INTC both up tomorrow.
Hope they've got the earnings bars low enough.

[Anonymous No.20595524]

>>20595398
buy nak dip, big news friday

[Anonymous No.20595534]

what the hell is up with MXC

[Anonymous No.20595537]

>>20595487
Because a whale dumped shares right before the market closed.

[Anonymous No.20595539]

~~Elon’s connections to Epstein/ elite pedophiles~~
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7361801/Jeffrey-Epstein-claimed-crisis-manager-Elon-Musk.html
>https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-moguls-jeffrey-epstein-connected-bill-gates-elon-musk-2019-8#elon-musk-ceo-of-tesla-and-spacex-2
>https://dailycaller.com/2019/08/13/epstein-musk-saudi-tesla/
>https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-brother-of-tesla-founder-elon-musk-2020-
Hey Elon maybe you should have given Rupert Murdoch more respect, you little cunt.

[Anonymous No.20595545]

>Spamming Elon Musk FUD

Lmao, bears are so mad

[Anonymous No.20595550]

>>20595500
Fuck off kikelover

[Anonymous No.20595565]

>>20595440
I like MA and V but the thing that keeps me out of them is that the blockchain technology seems a threat to its business model.

[Anonymous No.20595570]

>>20595446
Trump is w/ Q anon. So ok, good job anon

[Anonymous No.20595571]

>>20595537
This... 3.3M shares all sold instantly.

[Anonymous No.20595578]

How can you even be a bear?
Im simply amazed at how bears can short at a market during a dollar dump. And not only do they bet against the house, laws, regulations, the system itself and forex rates, they also bet against the only sure thing in the stock market: Long term things go up.

Is there any statistic on how much money bears lose over the years?
I mean I was a smug bear in February, but that was the only time ever that I shorted the market.
Just let it go, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.20595580]

Anyone else thinking about going deep on silver calls?

[Anonymous No.20595587]

Elon Musk for president of the United States.

[Anonymous No.20595588]

>>20595499
>Elon Musk enjoyed the fruits of apartheid slave labour, and he wouldn't be successful as a businessman without slave money. What does that make you feel?
Based

[Anonymous No.20595591]

>>20595499
Based.

[Anonymous No.20595602]

>>20595499
Elon musk the most based man to ever live

[Anonymous No.20595603]

>>20595545
I only started because the first comments were all tsla/ Elon bull shit. faggots get wrecked

[Anonymous No.20595614]

is amazon going to go up tomorrow if tsla mooned

[Anonymous No.20595619]

>>20595348
Waiting for conference call

[Anonymous No.20595623]

>>20595499
>Elon Musk enjoyed the fruits of apartheid slave labour, and he wouldn't be successful as a businessman without slave money. What does that make you feel?
Based, buying more TSLA tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.20595625]

>>20595578
>was a bear in february
friend i know exactly what you're saying, i was a bear through april and it cost me a lot, but after a while anyone with sense should be able to tell that the bulls just have the system on their side in the long run

[Anonymous No.20595627]

>>20595550
/biz/ are the Jews now goyim. Back to >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.20595631]

>>20595587
Over my dead body.

[Anonymous No.20595633]

>>20595614
I own a shit ton so I hope so

[Anonymous No.20595635]

>>20595416
The only conspiracy like theory I can think of where Musk is involved I could possibly believe is that space X, Virgin Space and the new Space Force are all linked against some upcoming alien attack.

There's been an pretty steady number of "lights in the sky" and weird cloud formations the last few months.

Also explaining the violent protests with fires, both explaining collateral damage as well as giving the impression that mankind is able to be violent.

[Anonymous No.20595639]

>>20595614
Not until TSLA announces they are purchasing AMZN

[Anonymous No.20595644]

>>20595499
based
>>20595539
DOUBLE BASED

[Anonymous No.20595645]

>>20595565
Its not even remotely a threat. Everyone has used mastercard/visa debit and credit for decades and it is the most efficient method of purchase

[Anonymous No.20595653]

>>20595161
Got $20k, thinking of going all in on C. Diversity is for niggers, queers, and trannies.

[Anonymous No.20595657]

>>20595614
everything tech that had been wobbling for the past week or so is now 100% safe confirmed.

[Anonymous No.20595676]

>>20595627
Niggers and Jews are bad news goy

[Anonymous No.20595696]

>>20595571
Think he did it to buy back cheaper or do you think that he actually thought they wouldn't beat earnings?

[Anonymous No.20595704]

>>20595238
Well, you see, I bought the first call two mondays ago and that dumped so the idea was to get my cost average down as low as possible so I could sell above that price and make my money back but that never happened and I'll probably have to eat the cost. At least they're covered.

[Anonymous No.20595705]

>>20595603
> faggots get wrecked
Sweet pea, all the TSLA holders are up almost $100 per share from where it closed. The only people have been rekt are you and the other idiot bears.

ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY HITLER. HIS BUSINESS ACCEPTS SUBSIDIES LIKE LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE BUSINESS EVER

[Anonymous No.20595716]

>tfw AMD
Got about 1000 extra burgers, what should I be looking for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20595718]

>>20595565
They are the world credit card companies. if you want to buy something online or go to a shop you pay with your credit card.
The general population does not care about "safety" or "privacy", but about not having to count coins anymore. And crypto is a meme and paypal a service for scared Germans (a nice company btw. worth buying in imo).

I just dont see a way around V or MA. Even if there were they would just buy it. Like MSFT would buy any OS company.
Or Google bought Mozilla.

V and MA are great stocks and great companies that dominate their field. Both are worth buying.
>>20595625
"Stocks go up", as simplistic as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.20595723]

>>20595304
Who cares

[Anonymous No.20595744]

>>20595696
Algorithm cascade probably. One Algo sold and then it triggered the stop loss for another Algo and another.

[Anonymous No.20595753]

>>20595245

[Anonymous No.20595754]

>>20595716
MSFT bull put spread
Free money.

[Anonymous No.20595757]

Don't let the Musky Jew of South Africa distract you from the fact that tomorrow is a big earnings day too!

TWTR, LUV, AAL, T, INTC, HSY, UNP, APD, DHR, and many more!

[Anonymous No.20595767]

>>20595487
Whale dump

[Anonymous No.20595768]

>>20595757
T and INTC interest me. rest can fuck off

[Anonymous No.20595782]

>>20595757
Literally who?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20595787]

>>20595587
I'm pretty sure he can't become president unless you change the constitution or stack the supreme court.

[Anonymous No.20595789]

>>20595705
It’s all gravy until the gravy stops flowing.

[Anonymous No.20595801]

>>20595768
half of my portfolio is INTC puts, am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.20595803]

>>20595757
T will always be a 30 usd stable stock
Boring as fuck

[Anonymous No.20595809]

>>20595487
Sometimes you think it dont but then it really be

Happens. Some random algo dumped the shares and the rest followed. Maybe some numbers didnt match with the programmed targets.
Who knows?

[Anonymous No.20595812]

>>20595757
>Twitter
Manipulated

[Anonymous No.20595827]

If I masturbate in the airport bathroom will they know?

[Anonymous No.20595840]

>>20595716
What caused that AMD bump today?

[Anonymous No.20595844]

>>20595787
Well remember, this didn’t stop the King of the Kenyan jungle- Hussein becoming president of the United States

[Anonymous No.20595848]

>>20595801
Didnt follow them at all so if you want a random confirmation to make you sleep tight tonight... Sure. Will print like a Fed machine.

[Anonymous No.20595856]

Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.20595864]

Mind blowing how Tesla's sales are decreasing, but the bull hype is so strong. This time last year, if you revealed Tesla's current financials, and shrinking sales instead of growth, the stock would probably crater below $100. Now it will probably go to 2000+ unless something happens in the broader market. A ton of people must be sitting on some ridiculous stacks from this run up. Thanks fed.

[Anonymous No.20595868]

>>20595827
I masturbated in the airplane once.
It tooks so long, a stewardess opened the door and saw my wiener.

[Anonymous No.20595875]

>>20595827
Depends on the airport. If you're at one with a gender neutral restroom you can jack off without getting caught. The restroom is literally just 1 toilet so you can masturbate in peace

[Anonymous No.20595878]

>>20595789
Not only do you not get any more gravy, your gravy has been stolen from you and given to me.

[Anonymous No.20595886]

>>20595645
>>20595718
Why is blockchain less efficient?
It removes the need for any intermediaries and it can be fast too.
You also can't just buy the technology.

[Anonymous No.20595890]

>>20595875
>>20595868
>>20595827
Look now the kikes are sliding with talk about their dicks

[Anonymous No.20595891]

>>20595744
God damn machines.

[Anonymous No.20595898]

>tech bulls when TQQQ opens down 5%

It’s coming

[Anonymous No.20595899]

>>20595840
Stocks don't need a good reason to go parabolic in this market.

[Anonymous No.20595900]

Holding negative 400k USD margin with a $500 maintenance margin overnight wish me luck lads

[Anonymous No.20595926]

Lol what was that flash 50 cent dump On TQQQ

[Anonymous No.20595928]

>>20595900
LMAO!

What kind of portfolio do you have?

[Anonymous No.20595933]

https://www.strawpoll.me/20648600
https://www.strawpoll.me/20648600
https://www.strawpoll.me/20648600

[Anonymous No.20595935]

>>20595898
That just means cheapies

[Anonymous No.20595938]

>>20595868
Nice

>>20595875
I'm going to be flying all day in different airports, never saw a gender neutral one

>>20595890
Hey what do you think about dividend stocks vs growth stocks?

[Anonymous No.20595943]

>>20595900
If you are a tech bull I wish for your future poverty

[Anonymous No.20595949]

>>20595161
What happened with MSFT after hours? Didnt they beat earnings? They say something scary in call?

[Anonymous No.20595950]

>>20595524
Holy shit, NAK is still bleeding. What's going on friday?

What happen to make it lose its gain today and keep dropping afterwards?

[Anonymous No.20595956]

I can't believe it. My TSLA 7/24 1600cs are going to print so much fucking money.

[Anonymous No.20595963]

TSLA is cooking their books, no question.

[Anonymous No.20595964]

>>20595900
Proof or larp

[Anonymous No.20595965]

if msft opens with a downgap then i'm buying $220 calls

[Anonymous No.20595966]

The closes today on the Comex.

[Anonymous No.20595972]

>>20595928

Can't talk about it now anon the Bogdanoffs are listening

[Anonymous No.20595990]

>>20595868
well did you cum or what?

[Anonymous No.20595992]

>>20595949
millions of shares sold right before close

[Anonymous No.20595994]

>>20595864
>It's mind blowing that sales of vehicles could possibly decreased during Coronavirus

[Anonymous No.20595997]

>>20595949
My God, have you not seen what happened to Amazon, Netflix and many others after earnings?

Traders gobble up shares and then dump on earnings.

[Anonymous No.20596005]

>>20595949
Whale sold 3.3 million shares at market close

[Anonymous No.20596016]

>>20595844
>qult boomers
how do you dumb niggers still exist

[Anonymous No.20596026]

>>20595949
See
>>20595571
>>20595767

[Anonymous No.20596028]

>>20595898
Nonsense bear cope.

[Anonymous No.20596037]

>>20595886
>Why is blockchain less efficient?
Its not about about efficiency or anything. Its that V and MA provide all kinds of easy payment services that will not get replaced. Sarah goes to the store and pays with her Mastercard, not blockchain. Paul pays Amazon with his visa, not blockchain. Its easy, its tried and every other payment service is obscure and rarely accepted at best.
The "biggest" contenders in my eyes are Google Pay and that stuf.

And if "blockchain" would ever be a legitimate threat they would just buy the companies involved or develop their own systems. Though right now "blockchain" is a buzzword you can hear in banks and car dealerships alike. With neither using nor understanding them.

[Anonymous No.20596053]

>>20595886
95% arent going to convert their fiat to crypto just because of " intermediaries". and assuming they do: Visa and mastercard would take all marketshare

[Anonymous No.20596054]

>>20595966
Stop posting twice in every thread. We get it.
t. Holds gold

[Anonymous No.20596056]

>>20596028
It makes sense in this clown market, as it would be the non-logical thing to happen.

[Anonymous No.20596063]

>>20595966
you successfully shilled me on gold and silver congrats

[Anonymous No.20596066]

I've made so much fucking monies on tesla and silver in the past few days.
Literally 5 years of jobbing made in a few days. Fucking incredible
Thank you mystical silver shill that predicted this days in advance and thank you fucking elon

[Anonymous No.20596074]

>>20595992
>>20595997
>>20596005
>>20596026
Thanks anons. Was traveling so couldt focus much this week. I imagine it will trade back up over next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.20596075]

>>20595199
Diamond hands anon. Friday is the make or break day for NAK

[Anonymous No.20596082]

NIO $13 AH?

[Anonymous No.20596090]

>>20595199
Theyve been on my radar since .90. I can't wait for their mine to finally open

[Anonymous No.20596096]

>>20596066
>Literally 5 years of jobbing made in a few days

[Anonymous No.20596099]

>>20596082
God please no my puts

[Anonymous No.20596101]

they did it elon just said positive on the conference call

[Anonymous No.20596105]

Im thinking of opening an account on interactive brokers deposit a few thousand so I can buy 100 of a good stock, then use margin to buy 100 more, and then sell monthly/quarterly covered calls.
What do you retards think?

[Anonymous No.20596108]

>>20595965
You can have mine they expire 7/31 you can buy for 5.3 :^)

[Anonymous No.20596109]

TSLA call starting
https://youtu.be/hv-K_eA4Yxc

[Anonymous No.20596113]

>>20595938
I used to work at LAX. I guess it's only the "progressive" cities that have one

[Anonymous No.20596115]

>listen kid I don't have much time, Tesla is going to bottom on

[Anonymous No.20596118]

Lets stfu about TSLA. We know its gonna pump in the morning from the robinzoomers. The real news is MSFT and TQQQ. A random whale dumped 3.3mil MSFT shares on a positive earnings report. That shit is going right back up at open. Then you also have rebounded tech confidence after a week of crabbing.

TQQQ and MSFT holders are gonna be very happy.

[Anonymous No.20596120]

Is it too late to fomo into silver miners?

[Anonymous No.20596124]

>>20596074
Yes, Netflix already @ 500.

YEEZZZZZYYYY Money

[Anonymous No.20596128]

>>20596096
If only you knew how leveraged silver futures moved you would understand

[Anonymous No.20596129]

Skechers still exists, it's publicly traded and reports earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.20596130]

>>20596115
kek

[Anonymous No.20596132]

>>20596066
if you didn't sell, you didn't make anything

[Anonymous No.20596135]

>>20595580
>Anyone else thinking about going deep on silver calls?
You think it's a good idea to buy $SLV?

[Anonymous No.20596137]

>>20595956
Lol no it won’t because of the IV crush

[Anonymous No.20596141]

>>20596128
how much did you make

[Anonymous No.20596144]

>>20596115
stay salty TSLAQ

[Anonymous No.20596146]

What's the difference between VOOG and VOO? What kinda ETFs do I want to take the most advantage of the vaccine recovery?

[Anonymous No.20596151]

>>20596096
Yes
You can make 40-400k in a week.
If wverything you invest in goes 40-1000+ percent with a good amount of shares and a good position.

[Anonymous No.20596156]

>>20596099
why do peoplee mess with options? Like you did realize when you bought puts on NIO you were effectively betting against Tesla too?

[Anonymous No.20596157]

>>20596118
I hope so holding all this tqqq and amazon has been pissing me off while I watched everything else go up

[Anonymous No.20596175]

>>20596156
Shut up chinky poo

[Anonymous No.20596186]

>>20596175
ok anon have fun with your puts ;)

[Anonymous No.20596193]

>>20596146
Anything.
You’d be better off buying the so called TQQQ dip.

[Anonymous No.20596199]

>>20596118
Um... Am I going to be happy?

[Anonymous No.20596206]

What do these results mean?

[Anonymous No.20596209]

HOLY

[Anonymous No.20596226]

>>20596206
means that most people bailed on the thread after tesla erport

[Anonymous No.20596232]

Ah,all this FUDing is about irrelevant short term shit. MSFT is a long hold. Who cares what it does tomorrow. It'll be up 50%+ over the course of a year, and just keep going.

[Anonymous No.20596234]

>>20596209
kek

[Anonymous No.20596243]

>>20596135
Im just trying to decide on strike and expiration. What so you think about $22 12-31-2020?

[Anonymous No.20596247]

>>20596209
The fattest finger in history

[Anonymous No.20596252]

>>20596105
is that even possible

[Anonymous No.20596255]

>>20596209
the fuck jewish magic happened, and reduced it down to less then $400?

[Anonymous No.20596256]

>>20596209
aaaand back up 6%, lmfao. It has to be a glitch right? I've seen TSLA do this in the AH like 3 times.

[Anonymous No.20596257]

>>20596209
I wish I could get Tesla cheapies.

[Anonymous No.20596258]

>>20596199
Lol thats a little ambitious.

[Anonymous No.20596261]

Tesla already started production on their Austin Gigafactory

[Anonymous No.20596269]

i bought amazon and microsoft, so expect a crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20596270]

>>20595966
You shilled me into it.
What the hell is the ticker symbol for silver?

I tried Si1, Si and SL1. Nothing would come up

[Anonymous No.20596283]

>>20596209
It's fine now.

[Anonymous No.20596287]

>>20596209
Did a whale just dump a shitload of shares?

[Anonymous No.20596288]

>>20596209
....You wish.

[Anonymous No.20596293]

YOU FUCKING WORTHESS FUCKING FAGGOTS SAID TSLA WOULD BE CRASHING FUCK YOU I SPENT $300 ON PUTS

[Anonymous No.20596310]

>>20596270
SLV/PSLV for silver trusts

[Anonymous No.20596313]

>>20596209
Ahh, the good ol' razzle dazzle lmao

[Anonymous No.20596314]

>>20596137
They're ITM, you fucking retard. IV crush kills far OTM reaches but not ITM options as much, not to mention I got them when TSLA hit 1480. Suck my fucking dick.

GOD FUCKING DAMN it feels good to be correct. There was NO CHANCE IN HELL Elon would let Tesla miss S&P 500 inclusion.

Pic related: You missing the WKHS and TSLA bull runs.

[Anonymous No.20596320]

>>20596293
Got REKT

[Anonymous No.20596321]

>>20596293
lmao how did you find a TSLA put for $300
is it like a $500 put that expires on Friday or something

[Anonymous No.20596326]

>>20596243
>Im just trying to decide on strike and expiration. What so you think about $22 12-31-2020?

[Anonymous No.20596329]

>>20596283
>>20596287
>>20596288
It's a glitch, this happens all the time with Google.

[Anonymous No.20596333]

18 minutes till normies can’t trade. Make your predictions

[Anonymous No.20596340]

>>20596252
Why wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.20596347]

>>20596293
no one said that

I specifically said the earnings would be shit and it would pump regardless because the market thinks it's buying the AI singularity

[Anonymous No.20596351]

>>20596293
Sorry man

[Anonymous No.20596359]

>>20595499
Makes me feel pretty fucking based.

[Anonymous No.20596363]

>>20596293
I personally said it a dozen times that kikes were shaking you off and they would be making earnings.

[Anonymous No.20596374]

I dont care if Elon was able to scam his way into a positive ER

the market still needs to fucking crash

[Anonymous No.20596384]

TSLA trading at what AMZN was a year ago lmao

[Anonymous No.20596386]

So you made +$49,000 on Tesla. Now what? All those gains could disappear so quickly. Do I swap into SPY now?

[Anonymous No.20596390]

>>20596333
Microsoft to 210
Amazon crabs

Nasdick Crabs

Tesla to 1800

[Anonymous No.20596396]

>>20596293
You get what you fuckin deserve!

[Anonymous No.20596401]

>>20596340
I don't know how stocks work, I'm just here for the cute boys

[Anonymous No.20596406]

Tesla went up AFTER HOURS by $80 with that shitty volume.

Imagine TOMORROW MORNING'S FUCKING VOLUME..

"Get ready for TSLA's S&P 500 inclusion. Make it 10% of our ETF's portfolio."

[Anonymous No.20596418]

>>20596321
I BOUGHT THE $1000 PUT OR SOMETHING EXPIRING END OF THIS WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.20596420]

>>20596386
no, TQQQ

[Anonymous No.20596426]

>>20596293
Maybe faggot bears did, but they're always wrong. Why did you listen to them?

[Anonymous No.20596430]

>>20596099
>not using your puts as hedging at this point
ngmi
Really though, I bought 2 $10 puts for 8/14 on NIO back when it hit $16 (7/13)... after NIO scratched the surface on 10.50 and bounced right back up, I decided I was using them as hedging

[Anonymous No.20596440]

>>20596406
SPY 400 EOW

[Anonymous No.20596451]

>>20596314
I wish I went as far in on Tesla as I did on WKHS

[Anonymous No.20596455]

>>20596426
Tesla too much go up

Tesla Must go DOwn.

[Anonymous No.20596459]

>>20596418
You madman!

[Anonymous No.20596460]

>>20596418
>buys lottery ticket
No one to blame but yourself buddy

[Anonymous No.20596463]

TSLA DUMPING!!

[Anonymous No.20596502]

>>20596418
So you're the one buying the put side of the put spreads at retarded OTM prices? Thanks for the free money!

Pic related: Get fucked bears.

[Anonymous No.20596510]

>>20596386
Post the gains

[Anonymous No.20596518]

the fuck was that
did someone clean the order book

[Anonymous No.20596527]

>>20596502
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FUCKING BITCH SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE TRADING ON INSIDER INFORMATION

[Anonymous No.20596533]

Is TSLA about to rugpull with pic related news

[Anonymous No.20596536]

A MILLION SELF DRIVING TAXIS MOST VALUE GAIN IN HUMAN HISTORY

enjoy buying this stock at $2500 S&P etf holders

[Anonymous No.20596563]

>>20595487
>Why microsoft dropped like hell? the new quarter report has good numbers or am I dumb?
Growth slowed in the critical cloud business.

[Anonymous No.20596570]

>>20596502
How much did you actually make?

[Anonymous No.20596571]

Why does Elon sound so nervous during the earnings call? Did he commit accounting fraud to make earnings?

[Anonymous No.20596574]

>>20596536
TRANSPARENT MONEY THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH

elon, the mad man....HE DID IT!

[Anonymous No.20596576]

fuck i should have bought some PFE

[Anonymous No.20596587]

>>20596536
don't you mean
a BILLION self-driving taxis

[Anonymous No.20596589]

>>20596571
That's just how he talks. He's a turboautist.

[Anonymous No.20596610]

>>20596418
If you only had $300 why would you buy a put that would never make money instead of buying a put spread?

[Anonymous No.20596614]

>>20596571
Have you ever listened to Elon speak before

[Anonymous No.20596615]

>>20596571
Have you literally never heard him speak before today? He has autism, he always talks like that.

[Anonymous No.20596617]

>>20596571
He always sounds like that.

[Anonymous No.20596619]

>>20596587
5 Dimensional AI upgrade on the app will bring in $10000000 per car

buy it now S&P etf holders KEK

[Anonymous No.20596621]

>>20596576
PFE news was already priced in.

[Anonymous No.20596627]

>>20596576
I did and it’s done nothing but crab

[Anonymous No.20596630]

>>20596589
Doesn't look like a Turboautist to me...

[Anonymous No.20596639]

>>20596527
Someone has to buy the option if he is to sell it for premium retard.

[Anonymous No.20596656]

>>20596619
they might as well rename it to the S&P 1
all other companies are retroactively refuted by the existence of TSLA

[Anonymous No.20596657]

>>20596570
We'll find out tomorrow at 9:40AM EST when CBOE opens and the greeks update properly with the insane volume.

Knock knock. Who's there?
It's Tesla. We're now 1.5% of SPY's holdings basket.

[Anonymous No.20596662]

>>20596571
Have you ever heard elon not sound awkward?

[Anonymous No.20596665]

So should I throw a couple hundred more into fractional TSLA shares tomorrow morning and see them moon? When would they be entered into the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.20596678]

>>20596527
Sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're doing, and should probably stop trading until you do.
See >>20595161
Also, quit shitting up our general with your whining, bitch made faggot

[Anonymous No.20596679]

5 minutes left and it’s dropping whats fucking coming

[Anonymous No.20596685]

>bike for 1.5hrs
>check tsla
>mfw
based

[Anonymous No.20596691]

tomorrow we feast on their picnic baskets bear bros

[Anonymous No.20596692]

>>20596527
Depressing

[Anonymous No.20596703]

>>20596662
Awkward? Elon?

[Anonymous No.20596705]

Everyone's talking about TSLA but didn't CLSK confirm that they were also working with them, why wouldn't you buy CLSK if they have a much higher chance of going up from the news.

[Anonymous No.20596706]

>>20596571
Link

[Anonymous No.20596724]

buying the FUCK out of TQQQ on opening

[Anonymous No.20596730]

>>20595653
heh

[Anonymous No.20596736]

>>20596691
I've been a bear for 2 months now by being in gold, silver, and commodities. I hope you haven't been betting against indexes.

[Anonymous No.20596737]

>>20596703

[Anonymous No.20596739]

>>20596691
First Hawaiian Bank earnings are going to be nuts
hope everyone loaded up

>>20596703
he should have stayed with his original wife IMO

[Anonymous No.20596760]

>>20596627
>PFE

it's doing alright bro, it'll never move like a biomeme though due to its cap... even on super bullish news

[Anonymous No.20596772]

Anyone else holding Dow through earnings? It went up 3% today and 1% AH.

Also, KTOS, why aren't we talking about that?

[Anonymous No.20596776]

That guy is going to make billions.

Spoiler alert.

[Anonymous No.20596775]

>>20596691
I'm naturally inclined to be more bearish than bullish but damn son, this is just blind, emotional rationale

[Anonymous No.20596791]

>>20595840
statistics.
AMD should have popped 3 days ago statistically.
That's why I'm not even long in AMD. No pump power at all.
Guess there aren't enough shorts to really squeeze AMD.

[Anonymous No.20596793]

>>20596736
So you're down? Wow big flex

[Anonymous No.20596794]

wait trump is sending troops to all the cities or something and no more stimulus checks. just got on the whitehouse live feed

[Anonymous No.20596795]

Alright. That’s a wrap folks.
See you in futures.

[Anonymous No.20596796]

>>20596724
>buying at opening

[Anonymous No.20596804]

Is Msft a guy aftermarket or no

[Anonymous No.20596831]

>TSLA dumping AH

[Anonymous No.20596835]

What kind of jew trick was this

[Anonymous No.20596838]

>>20596691
holding LUV through earnings here

[Anonymous No.20596841]

>>20596293
>SPENT $300 ON PUTS
Next time get some Call Spreads instead.

[Anonymous No.20596867]

>>20596835

[Anonymous No.20596869]

>>20596804
Wait, you didn’t buy already?

[Anonymous No.20596891]

gap down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20596898]

>>20596838
why

[Anonymous No.20596900]

>US PRES TRUMP: I THINK PFIZER IS A ‘WINNER’ AFTER VACCINE DEAL

very bullish

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1286058853948198912?s=20

[Anonymous No.20596905]

>>20596835
That's just the Tesla logo being put up by Google in celebration.

>>20596838
Southwest is unironically the strongest airline during COVID due to its insane foothold in the domestic market & untouched by international travel bans. That and their balance books are top level solid, and their PR is INSANELY amazing. $LUV to $100 by 2021 EOY after AAL/DAL merge or go bankrupt.

>>20596841
Agreed. People with $500 or $300 should just sell call spreads or put spreads, really hard to lose that and you can get quick 5-10% gains on those to build up to $1k, $5k, and so on.

[Anonymous No.20596909]

>>20596793
What?

[Anonymous No.20596919]

>>20596705
>CLSK confirm that they were also working with them
No, they're not working with them, they just bought products from Tesla Energy. They're actually rivals in terms of energy management software.

[Anonymous No.20596923]

>>20596737
That's just a pic Ford, GM and Chrysler released. Photoshopped.

This is the real Elon.

[Anonymous No.20596956]

>>20595499
Profiting from working niggers to death?
Yeah, I'm gonna go with based on this one

[Anonymous No.20596963]

>>20596898
Its in my corona basket (stock not options), plus I like the excitement of earnings lotteries

>>20596905
yep, long on this bag should be pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.20596977]

Do I just hold TSLA till they're included into SP500?

[Anonymous No.20596981]

>>20595199
lol did it trigger you stop loss?

[Anonymous No.20596991]

>>20596977
Hold until you retire

[Anonymous No.20597019]

>>20595499
Apartheid doesn't mean that the Bantus were slaves: that's just the name South Africans gave to their version of segregation.

[Anonymous No.20597024]

>>20596977
they will not be added to the S&P at this price

[Anonymous No.20597025]

>>20596977
You always hold Tesla anon.

You never let go.

[Anonymous No.20597032]

>>20596977
You know it’s not a for sure thing right? A committee has the ultimate decision.
>Stock to volatile, no chance

[Anonymous No.20597069]

>>20597032

[Anonymous No.20597075]

Is GME the one

[Anonymous No.20597078]

Is MSFT going to pump from here or dip again tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20597087]

EOW on CLSK?

[Anonymous No.20597098]

WOAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20597132]

>>20597078
Dip hopefully. I want in. Shits going to 250

[Anonymous No.20597147]

>>20597032
Well, we just have to shill to the comitee.
If they don’t accept it, which is unlikely, everyone will meme on them.

[Anonymous No.20597157]

I thought metal anons might get a kick out of this. We're all going to make it bros.
Except oil and pharma bros.

[Anonymous No.20597192]

>>20597157
I don’t know man my PFE calls are looking pretty ripe right now

[Anonymous No.20597200]

>>20597157
>Gold just sitting there
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.20597202]

green

[Anonymous No.20597204]

>>20596804
The real question is how much gatey dick you wanna suck

[Anonymous No.20597209]

>>20597032
It's sure thing. Volatility isn't a core factor they consider, neither is the price.

[Anonymous No.20597232]

>>20597192
PFE/BioNTech are gonna make it.
Fuck AZN/MRNA though. MRNA insider trading going on so if you can follow that you'll make it also I guess.
I never liked PFE much since it's such a sideways stock but this time they really came through with the COVID deal.

>>20597200
Read the date.

[Anonymous No.20597236]

Anyone else buy this Ackerman-shilled PSTH.U thing?

[Anonymous No.20597239]

>>20596269
Keep sucking that fucking cock you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.20597243]

>>20597209
yeah it's going to be extremely hard for them to deny tesla

It's extremely easy to accept them given they meet all criteria and are massive market value and American.

95%+

[Anonymous No.20597252]

>>20597200
>That double top
Yes, goy, this is a great time to buy gold

[Anonymous No.20597273]

I bought $NIO 7p 7/31
and $NIO 5p 8/28

[Anonymous No.20597275]

>>20597200
he's right though

stock = shares of companies = underlying generation of wealth

gold just sits there

[Anonymous No.20597283]

What's this myth about silver possibly going to $120 before this month ends?
How can that even happen

[Anonymous No.20597286]

>>20597252
>TA on a 50 year chart
Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.20597287]

>>20597236
Yeah, bought 9 at 21.40. Going to neck if Ackman cucks my little bet.

[Anonymous No.20597294]

>>20597032
how is a stock that only goes up volatile?

[Anonymous No.20597309]

TSLA is slowly falling AH. Reminder that TSLA will sell off tomorrow, do not buy.

[Anonymous No.20597308]

>>20597236
What is he going to buy with the 4 billion?

[Anonymous No.20597319]

I own 5 whole ounces of silver and 0.1 ounces of gold, will I make it

[Anonymous No.20597323]

>>20597283
it's bullshit, stop reading zerohedge and conspiracy blogs.

[Anonymous No.20597326]

>>20597087
>CLSK
~6.50

[Anonymous No.20597349]

>>20597309
it fucking better sell off I'm going to kill myself if my NIO puts are worthless next week

[Anonymous No.20597353]

>>20597309
Somewhere in the US, hundreds of white men just made enough money on TSLA to NEVER have to work for Mr. Nosenberg again in their entire lives. And that just PISSES you off doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.20597389]

>>20597349
My Nio puts are for this Friday

[Anonymous No.20597401]

>>20597286
No, he’s mental

[Anonymous No.20597412]

>>20597078
Yes

MSFT is the most diversified major tech company out there, and the only AAA. It'll be leading that market for the foreseeable

[Anonymous No.20597415]

2nd 2400 on the way, just gotta bide my time and wait till august for my surprise. They can cut the limit down to 40,000 if they want cause I don't give two flying fucks because I make shit that's what. Cover my stock buying spree and more with ease. Park that money in the bank and laugh and wait. For the real payday once DAL rebounds with haste.

[Anonymous No.20597417]

>>20597308
I haven't even seen any speculation, just a generic description like the one below. Could be something juicy for that much money though

A regulatory filing for the fund said it will target four areas for its acquisition: mature unicorns, which are privately held companies with a valuation in excess of $1 billion, family-owned businesses, large private equity portfolio companies, as well as companies that would otherwise go public through a traditional IPO, but that might have experienced disruptions thanks to the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.20597421]

anyone else people who say PRICED IN towards everything

[Anonymous No.20597445]

>>20597287
I'm in for 25 shares at 21.45. Gotta let it sit and wait for them to hopefully find a sweet buy. I believe

[Anonymous No.20597464]

>>20597389
you are definitely going to be fucked. I will probably be fucked. how are we both so retarded?

[Anonymous No.20597469]

what will happen with tsla price tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20597470]

>>20597412
It's already recovering. Not sure there will even be a dip come morning.

[Anonymous No.20597471]

>>20597286
>>20597401
TA works better on a longer time frame, retards. Forex constantly trades on it and gold is no different. From 82-2002 gold traded off of a major trend line.

[Anonymous No.20597484]

>>20597421
The best thing about being a bull is that you can take any bad news, say “priced in” and magically they don’t matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.20597533]

Guys why is GME going up? Massive squeeze soon

[Anonymous No.20597539]

>>20597508
new thread

[Anonymous No.20597540]

>>20597469
it will crab - everyone who bought options will be fucked. eternal $1450 - 1650 until next crash.

[Anonymous No.20597542]

>>20597471
>slight dip happens and then forms a cup and handle

[Anonymous No.20597816]

>>20597470
I bought in @ 206. I think it’s gonna moon at open, maybe even gap up.