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[Anonymous No.20592572]

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[Anonymous No.20592855]

Reminder now that Elon got his vested options he's going to report negative earnings to fuck over the kikes and degenerate gamblers hoping to dump their bags on honest middle class index fund holding Americans.

Based.

[Anonymous No.20592874]

>>20592572
Based Drive poster

[Anonymous No.20592924]

does telsa's report upload at close? Or is it a bit later?

[Anonymous No.20593664]

LOOKS LIKE MSFT CHEAPIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.20593696]

>mfw not holding any Microsoft bags

[Anonymous No.20593772]

Why would you not hold onto $UAVS? Amazon deal is imminent

[Anonymous No.20593775]

>HE SOLD?

[Anonymous No.20593792]

Did earnings get leaked??? Lol

[Anonymous No.20593795]

>>20593664
>tfw funds haven't settled yet and spent all my margin as well
>can't even buy one MSFT
Sometimes I hate Webull

[Anonymous No.20593797]

Wholesome anime feet

[Anonymous No.20593851]

TSLA shorts gonna DIE

[Anonymous No.20593856]

wait whats happening

[Anonymous No.20593857]

Aaaand Tesla pump is gone

[Anonymous No.20593859]

>>20593792
BUY CLSK. THEY"RE RIDING THE TESLA WAVE WITH BETTER RETURNS

[Anonymous No.20593866]

>>20593772
You sure?

[Anonymous No.20593867]

is tsla pumping or dumping right now

[Anonymous No.20593877]

> tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20593885]

>>20592572
WTF IS GOING ON WITH TESLA, IT LITERALLY DUMPED TO RED FOR A SECOND AND WENT BACK

[Anonymous No.20593888]

>>20593867
Yes

[Anonymous No.20593903]

lmao they didn't even release the report and the market is behaving wildly

[Anonymous No.20593914]

>>20593867

Yes

[Anonymous No.20593925]

https://ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6


https://ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6


https://ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6


https://ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6


https://ir.tesla.com/static-files/f41f4254-f1cc-4929-a0b6-6623b00475a6

[Anonymous No.20593933]

>>20592572
Dubs and Elon dies in a Tesla fire

[Anonymous No.20593947]

Tesla fomo AH is nuts

[Anonymous No.20593951]

>>20593797
Very wholesome during these trying times of massive confusion.

[Anonymous No.20593983]

>>20593933
What have you done

[Anonymous No.20593995]

>>20593903
They did. It's not linked on their investor website but people found the report anyway.

[Anonymous No.20593996]

>>20593925
So, their sales were shit basically? Why is it mooning then

[Anonymous No.20594000]

>>20593933
Check em techfags

[Anonymous No.20594016]

>>20593867
robinhood faggots placed market orders instead of limit orders.

[Anonymous No.20594018]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

pls MSFT dump below $200 and I'll dip into my emergency savings to buy more shares

[Anonymous No.20594023]

meh

[Anonymous No.20594025]

>>20593933
His ghost will haunt your ass.

[Anonymous No.20594033]

>>20593859
why this good?

[Anonymous No.20594035]

>Microsoft beats, dumps
>tesla beats, pumps

fuck

[Anonymous No.20594036]

>>20593990
Welcome to earnings. Shits wild.
>>20593959
Honestly the beat earnings. 200 would be a gift.
Buy now, ask questions later.
Thats my motto at least.

[Anonymous No.20594041]

>>20593925
> 0.50 eps
Fuck that’s a huge increase

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20594043]

>>20594000
checked, tesla's finna get rekt.

[Anonymous No.20594054]

>>20594000
>>20593933

[Anonymous No.20594055]

Glad I stayed away from tesla, what a fucking shit show

[Anonymous No.20594058]

>>20594018

[Anonymous No.20594068]

MSFT hasn't been this low since monday, its over.

[Anonymous No.20594071]

>>20594023
Is that estimated? Earnings call hasn't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.20594072]

>>20594035
Yeah I bet on Microsoft, should have bet on Telsa

[Anonymous No.20594076]

>>20593947
earningswhispers.com shows tsla actual eps at .50. Is this s glitch? Did it get leaked?

[Anonymous No.20594077]

>>20593772
This has been rumored for months do we have anything solid that the deal is coming soon?

[Anonymous No.20594079]

>TSLA'S DUMPING
YES YES YES I'M SAVED

[Anonymous No.20594086]

Um excuse me, but has the trading day for Tomorrow even begun yet?? Oh thats right, it has not.

So your MSFT dump and your TSLA pumps are not even actualized yet; you cannot sell for profits until the open. By the time the open comes, MSFT will be back to baseline and TSLA will have deflated. These earnings are meaningless and you are all excited over nothing.

[Anonymous No.20594088]

>>20594023

i don't even know what i'm looking at. did they profit? did they lose money?

[Anonymous No.20594093]

>>20593925
>EPS 50 cents
Wasn't estimates 3 cents? Wtf? I call absolute bullshit, I disbelieve that it is legit or that I am reading it right. Don't forget they "Beat" earnings Q1 by basically scamming the money out of their ass rather than by business. If 50 cents is true, I can only wonder the lengths of jewing they went to get it.

[Anonymous No.20594096]

TESLA EPS MISS

[Anonymous No.20594100]

>>20594023
That doesnt look good at all desu.
They have cash but... no growth or anything.
Corona fucked the whole industry but i expected some bigger numbers

[Anonymous No.20594103]

>>20594035

microsoft is due for a moon mission starting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20594105]

>Loss
You hate to see em. Cashed out at 1500, back in at 200 faggots.

[Anonymous No.20594107]

Thread theme for TSLA holders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iurWLSHXW9w

[Anonymous No.20594109]

Even the biggest doomers around know that tesla can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.20594110]

pretty comfy being too poor for tesla shares tbqh

[Anonymous No.20594113]

>>20594086
Unless you're in options extended hour trading is still going on. Going to buy up some MSFT cheapies.

[Anonymous No.20594117]

$TSLA |
- Tesla 2Q EPS 50c Vs. Loss/Shr $2.310 Y/Y
- Q2 Free Cash Flow $418m, Est. Loss $617.9m
- Q2 Rev. $6.04b, Est. $5.40b
- Delivering Half Million Vehicles In 2020 Remains Target
- Shanghai Factory Is Progressing As Planned

[Anonymous No.20594118]

HOLY FUCK GOD IS GOOD ILL PRAY EVERYDAY AND SPREAD YOUR WORD WOW IM SO FUCKING RICH AND COMFY FROM TESLA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20594126]

>>20594086
fuck you, i don't even have a piece of this shit and i'm excited as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20594128]

I sold my TSLA calls before market close AMA

[Anonymous No.20594131]

>>20592572
HE BOUGHT ANY OPTIONS BESIDES WHIRLPOOL
OH NOOO NOOO NOOOO

[Anonymous No.20594141]

>MSFT stabilized at 207
Yeah. Thats the dip we will get.
Buy in now.

[Anonymous No.20594143]

>$428MM of TSLA's "profit" wasn't even cash, just good boy environmental credits
This gets better and better.

[Anonymous No.20594154]

>>20594100

it's a reminder that Tesla is a CAR company, not a software company.

[Anonymous No.20594156]

>>20594023
>FCF
>-32%

yikes

[Anonymous No.20594161]

>>20593859
been bagholding CLSK kek love these gains how long is it going to last? Also buy BLNK

[Anonymous No.20594179]

>>20593996
>So, their sales were shit
During Corona virus? It's amazing that they posted a GAAP profit
>>20594023
Cope
>>20594088
Yes, they profited.
>>20594093
I think the average estimate was -0.50 GAAP EPS, get rekt

[Anonymous No.20594186]

>>20594128
Hi, did I buy mine from you right before close?

[Anonymous No.20594187]

>>20594143
If you're allowed to record it as profit, it counts.

[Anonymous No.20594188]

>>20594154
I mean.. who thinks otherwise?

[Anonymous No.20594189]

>>20594143
oh no no no ahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.20594190]

WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.20594196]

>>20594109
>zerohedge
the fact that this guy has a following is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.20594200]

>>20594154
that also makes batteries, solar panels, and private transport tunnels? oh and short shorts!

[Anonymous No.20594201]

TSLA TSLA TSLA TSLA

MOON MUSK

S&P ETF GOING TO BUY IT KEK

[Anonymous No.20594211]

TESLA WTFFFFF

[Anonymous No.20594212]

Well, it is reported officially. Estimates 3 cents a share, TSLA earnings at 2.18 dollars per share. I DON'T BUY IT. THIS IS A SCAM.

>>20594179
They didn't sell anything. They probably jewed the money out like Q1 from non-sales sources.

[Anonymous No.20594218]

I have one Tesla call

[Anonymous No.20594225]

>>20594086
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.20594229]

>>20594143
Bears officially at the "bargaining" stage of death

[Anonymous No.20594236]

Prepare your assholes

[Anonymous No.20594241]

So do we buy Tesla now or

[Anonymous No.20594245]

MOON MISSION

[Anonymous No.20594248]

It's not like I'm losing my shirt with MSFT. I'm only down about 30 buckaroos. But Im still shaken. I've been hesitant to buy anything lately because of general unpredictability. A massive bluechip stock receiving good press should increase in value right? Lol nope. It just makes a guy feel like his entire portfolio is at risk, even the safest buys at the lowest positions. Completely irrational.

[Anonymous No.20594250]

Welp there go my Nio puts

[Anonymous No.20594256]

Theta gang wins?

[Anonymous No.20594254]

>>20594190
I'm not even holding anymore since I got stopped out at $1500 and was too chicken to rebuy but congrats everybody with iron balls that held on

[Anonymous No.20594261]

Dubs and I sell my CLSK and WKHS to gamble on TSLA 2000 EoW

[Anonymous No.20594263]

>>20594218
>I have one Tesla call
Me too fren...feels good.

[Anonymous No.20594264]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.20594273]

>MSFT back to Friday prices
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20594276]

Enjoy your AH pumps
TQQQ opens 5% down

[Anonymous No.20594282]

Who bought TSLA? I finally decided to buy a share today. Its not going down until it splits.

[Anonymous No.20594284]

>>20594212
>They didn't sell anything.
Sweetie, the vehicle deliveries were already out.

[Anonymous No.20594286]

>>20594212
They will buy it, why is TSLA up and my fucking F is just stagnant for years....lol, this world is not for honest people

[Anonymous No.20594289]

>>20594236
Hilarious the amount of people in the thread saying it's NKLA when NKLA has a $13 bn market cap. and isn't even an "issuer."

[Anonymous No.20594300]

>>20594154
They make $7000 in DLC off soiboi per owner if they want extra software locked features. That's more than most software companies make.

[Anonymous No.20594308]

>>20594236
Permabear cope

[Anonymous No.20594310]

wkhs has a cute lil bump from tesla news

[Anonymous No.20594311]

HE BOUGHT ANY OPTIONS BESIDES TESLA
HE BOUGHT ANY STOCK BESIDES TESLA
HE FORGOT TO BUY TESLA WHEN IT WAS 500 A SHARE
HE FORGOT TO BUY A SHOTGUN FOR HIS HEAD

[Anonymous No.20594313]

TESLA SHORTS MELTING

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.20594321]

>>20594190
> comparing the adjusted EPS to the unadjusted estimate
CNBC is worse than CNN

[Anonymous No.20594330]

>>20594236
I’m betting this is IDEX

[Anonymous No.20594334]

>>20594236
are they doubling down on their attempt on Horse?

[Anonymous No.20594341]

>>20594236
retards are going to try to sink WKHS again
owner and VP sold shares to cover tax liabilities and these assholes are going to act like it's a PnD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20594342]

VXX is getting killed AH. Is this what a volatility crush is?

[Anonymous No.20594343]

>>20594190
It's 2.18 now? What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.20594345]

I own three shares of ARKK will I make it bros

[Anonymous No.20594346]

so how high is this going to go? what's the exit strategy?

[Anonymous No.20594348]

>>20594286
Only a fucking retard would buy ford stock

[Anonymous No.20594349]

WHY DIDNT I SIMPLY BUY 1 FUCKING SHARE

[Anonymous No.20594352]

S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION S&P INCLUSION

[Anonymous No.20594354]

>>20594187
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
What a shame it would be if they were discovered to be cooking the books for the exchange uplist.
Hm hm hm.

[Anonymous No.20594356]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.20594363]

>alright Bobo, just keep cool, don't answer the phone
>the margin clerk can't hurt you if he can't talk to you

[Anonymous No.20594364]

>>20594143
When those EV subsidies dry up, TSLA and their bagholders gonna be in for a bumpy ride. But for today that does count as a win for Musk.

[Anonymous No.20594365]

>>20594077
Both are setting up new facilities relatively close to one another

[Anonymous No.20594367]

>>20594200
Batteries that catch on fire, solar panels that catch on fire tunnels that will catch on fire and short shorts that will catch on fire.

[Anonymous No.20594369]

>>20594248
You have absolutely no idea how markets work

[Anonymous No.20594374]

>>20594276
Delete this

[Anonymous No.20594381]

TSLA is clearly cooking the books.

[Anonymous No.20594383]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.20594386]

Its so retarded that this car company that is worth 300 dollars max is gonna hit 2k

[Anonymous No.20594394]

>>20594356
based
fuck those neets, go get a fucking job

[Anonymous No.20594395]

Should have bought FNGU FUCK

[Anonymous No.20594397]

>>20594346
Anon, there is no exit strategy. That's it, Elon wins. Just buy.

[Anonymous No.20594400]

>>20594346
Sell it to some poor poor fundie who has to buy it once it's officially in the S&P.

[Anonymous No.20594401]

>All other EV's are rising too
Well, even if TSLA is a scam I suppose it isn't a bad thing beating their earnings. So good enough I guess.

>>20594284
Didn't sell anything as in new sales, not old sales. It isn't NKLA at least.

>>20594286
I can't bring myself to buy TSLA, I am more than happy riding NIO, WKHS, and other EV's up. I really, really think TSLA should be like 200 dollars at absolute maximum, but Corona has made the market crazy so who knows.

>>20594381
Fucking this so much.

[Anonymous No.20594405]

I’ve yet to see an actual Tesla earnings report

[Anonymous No.20594412]

>>20594383
>marketwatch

[Anonymous No.20594413]

>>20594381
kek ETF only have prospectus

They just buy :^)

All that S&P ETF about to have to weight in a 300B market cap TSLA

[Anonymous No.20594414]

Where the fuck is this guy? YOU ARE FINANCIALLY ROOOOOOOONED

[Anonymous No.20594416]

>>20594367
Meanwhile, TSLA $1700.

[Anonymous No.20594420]

>Bought 3 shares in the 1630s when the report leaked

Yay

[Anonymous No.20594425]

>>20594348
nah, it's going to be fine and i will come back and laugh at you

[Anonymous No.20594427]

>>20594313
Someone post the suicide hotline. I saw a few of putters out there. Never bet against America

[Anonymous No.20594428]

>>20594383
Do I put in a sell order on the open?! WHAT DO I DO?

[Anonymous No.20594429]

>>20594354
Revenue and profits are flat, silly that EPS is ass blasted.

[Anonymous No.20594437]

>>20594200
>solar panels
Little behind, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.20594441]

What was that noise?

[Anonymous No.20594448]

>>20594386
Its so retarded that a company with some whirldoodle techs and a CAR is going to be worth as much as fucking Amazon.com was in February of this year.

[Anonymous No.20594450]

Bears confirmed for retards.
The more cocky someone is on /biz/, the more likely they are to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.20594452]

>>20594416
Enron.

[Anonymous No.20594455]

EVERYONE HOLDING S&P ETF

You're about to make the purchase of a lifetime

TOP FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.20594457]

>>20594342
It means you got passed the BogdaBall

[Anonymous No.20594460]

>>20594405
https://ir.tesla.com/events/event-details/tesla-inc-q2-2020-financial-results-and-qa-webcast

[Anonymous No.20594468]

So what is MSFT fair valuation? I’m thinking $240-250, 205 is dirt cheap

[Anonymous No.20594476]

>>20594428

ITS GOING TO 2000 WHEN THE ETFS BUY IN

HOLD EVERYTHING YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.20594479]

I think it was the guy who bought puts.
Tough world isn’t it.

[Anonymous No.20594480]

>All this TSLA bear cope
Get rekt

[Anonymous No.20594488]

>>20594452
anon, please tell me this is bait.

[Anonymous No.20594495]

>>20594455
SPY is going to starting swinging like a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.20594500]

>>20594468
How did you arrive at that value?. After all the tech overbuys

[Anonymous No.20594506]

>>20594425
Of it does, I’ll deserve it. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.20594513]

I told this faggot this morning.

Tesla is going to beat earnings.

NOOOOOOO, MEH PANDEMIC, MEH UNEMPLOYMENT

That fucking faggot. Doesn't he know that the dollar is crashing for a reason. There's liquidity everywhere.

[Anonymous No.20594518]

>>20594479
Bogged

[Anonymous No.20594519]

>>20594480
>copes by copeposting
I can smell your fear.

[Anonymous No.20594523]

Imagine thinking you know how to trade and basing your trades off of meme lines and meme theories THEN losing out on 100+ moves by not investing in TSLA. HAHAHAHHHAHAH OVERVALUED THIS OVERVALUED THAT MY ACCOUNT IS FAT AND I BEEN INVESTIMG IN TESLA EVERY WEEK SIMCE THE BEGINNING... CRY NERDBOIS CRY BEARBOIS

[Anonymous No.20594524]

>>20594450
One day you'll learn the joy of posting Bobos on earnings days. Now get in the bag, it's time for your nap little guy.

[Anonymous No.20594527]

SPXL/voo/spy buying TQQQ Tsla shares

[Anonymous No.20594529]

Dumb bobos. Just long TSLA. Yeah, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.20594531]

>Bought 15 shares of TSLA this morning, bringing my total to 21

[Anonymous No.20594536]

>>20594468
who gives a shit just buy

[Anonymous No.20594542]

>>20594479
That guy was already rich but it's funny nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.20594554]

I have purchased the KO colas company sugar caffeine waters.

[Anonymous No.20594559]

>>20594273
LEVELS LAST SEEN MID JULY '20
UNBELIEVABLE DUMPS!

[Anonymous No.20594561]

>>20594480
Im surprised the brainless TeslaQ cultists can still afford to eat

[Anonymous No.20594577]

S&P inclusion is not set in stone.

A committee has to approve them.

If they decide, "Fuck Tesla".

....

[Anonymous No.20594584]

Does anyone here actually own a Tesla car?

Do you like it?

Think it's worth the price?

[Anonymous No.20594585]

[Anonymous No.20594590]

Meanwhile AMD is up over $62 in AH.

[Anonymous No.20594595]

>>20592572
Never bet against Elon musk next stop 3k

[Anonymous No.20594597]

>>20594554
Nice purchase friend!

[Anonymous No.20594598]

>>20594236
The kikes that made blatantly false statements to sink WKHS when even a cursory financial statement search proved them wrong? Wish SEC policed these sorts of assholes better.

[Anonymous No.20594603]

>>20594383
>Afterhours
doesn't mean shit

[Anonymous No.20594604]

EUPHORIAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20594606]

>>20594542
>20 4.88

[Anonymous No.20594610]

>>20594577
They won't. It's like 90%+ chance of inclusion

[Anonymous No.20594614]

Take a look at this and think about adding a big ass block the size of HD right over by Ford and GM.
The S&P is going to be crazy full of tech and consumer discretionary.

[Anonymous No.20594618]

>>20594590
AMD chads deserve it.

[Anonymous No.20594619]

Jesus christ the numbers on tesla

What a circus

[Anonymous No.20594622]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.20594624]

>>20594598
The SEC won't even do anything about fake chink companies, let alone short sellers, who arguably aren't even breaking any laws.

[Anonymous No.20594625]

Time to dump shares on ETFs that have to buy this overvalued turd
Reminder to short SPY

[Anonymous No.20594627]

>>20594561
Don't these idiots realize more government EV regulation means more opportunity to make many? They're so fucking emotional about their giant trucks with huge ICE that they're terrified of the idea of electric vehicles. Like some mean government man is gonna impound their truck or something

[Anonymous No.20594632]

OOOOHHHHHHHH
A-AMD
C-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH
COOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.20594646]

>>20594200
I thought all that stuff was the Boring company and a seperate venture just for Elon's memes and jokes?

[Anonymous No.20594648]

Earnings anons, why is the EPS so high when revenue and profits are essentially stagnant.

[Anonymous No.20594654]

>>20594584
amzn is only red because I own $30K of it, sorry guys

[Anonymous No.20594655]

>>20594394
>>20594356
blessed

[Anonymous No.20594661]

>>20594414
just wait... the dick is coming

[Anonymous No.20594664]

>>20594554
welcome to the club

drink Coca-Cole coke!

[Anonymous No.20594667]

>>20594648
And also deliveries.

[Anonymous No.20594669]

>>20594584
I think Tesla cars are really cool but I’d never pay for one

Maybe when I make it I’ll drive a Tesla

[Anonymous No.20594670]

TSLA beating earnings and pumping is a lot more boring than if it missed and dumped.

[Anonymous No.20594675]

>>20594646
Boring Company does the tunnels, but Teslas would directly use those tunnels anyway.

[Anonymous No.20594682]

>>20594610
Is there any scenario where you see S&P committee screwing over Tesla?

[Anonymous No.20594684]

>literally bought 300 shares TSLA @ 185
>shit will be @1850 by tomorrow

fucking WEW lad

[Anonymous No.20594687]

Is the day of reckoning upon us tomorrow? Can we finally end all this pumping?

[Anonymous No.20594691]

>>20594648
in case of TSLA? some horrible accounting voodoo for sure.

[Anonymous No.20594694]

>>20594670
nah every s&p etf having to buy at 300 bil valuation is way more entertaining

[Anonymous No.20594697]

>MSFT dumps on positive earnings news
>TSLA also reports positive but robinzoomers cant buy AH
Tomorrow is going to be insane. What’s the best time to sell my TQQQ? Or should I just hold and expect it to be green all day?

[Anonymous No.20594700]

So did Elon meet the goal for his huge payday? I know he had a shit ton of bonus money riding on keeping the share price high

[Anonymous No.20594704]

Oh anon, you did buy TSLA right? You dident bet against America did you?

[Anonymous No.20594718]

>>20594684
Retiring tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20594721]

>>20594595
Musk and the mouse both have retard strength against short moves. Buy puts on either one and you just get crushed. It's exactly the same as throwing your money into a pile and burning it with charcoal starter. Already learned my lesson, not making anymore currency bonfires on these.

[Anonymous No.20594726]

>>20594648
Emission credits, the ultimate cheat code.
>>20594646
They shut down the solar division already.

[Anonymous No.20594730]

>>20594614
>TSLA is larger than LMT and RTX combined

[Anonymous No.20594733]

>>20594684
I had 200 of them and sold them at a loss last july because they dumped on earning GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.20594736]

Sell the news boys

[Anonymous No.20594743]

why the fuck can't i just hold TSLA , everytime

[Anonymous No.20594753]

>>20594736
what news

[Anonymous No.20594759]

Should I put a long margin trade 5x leverage on this piece of shit before going to bed?

[Anonymous No.20594760]

>>20594726
>Emission credits, the ultimate cheat code.
So their earnings are just emissions credits? what a joke, when did tesla get more credits

[Anonymous No.20594765]

>>20594697
I hope tesla and microsoft's performance will banish the lingering fear regarding tech and the q's will continue their moon mission

[Anonymous No.20594780]

>>20594554
Original coca cola at least contained cocaine :) They should ask fda approval for that recipe

[Anonymous No.20594782]

tesla has retard stock magic. both negative and positive news would push tesla up

[Anonymous No.20594790]

>>20594765
There are still a lot of tech companies yet to report earnings.

[Anonymous No.20594794]

Bros, I'm trying to day trade and every time I get a little profit I sell fucking myself out of the real gains. How do I stop being a paper handed faggit?

[Anonymous No.20594799]

>>20594704
i don't have enough money to buy TSLA and my broker doesn't allow fractional shares

[Anonymous No.20594800]

TSLA engineers gibbs financing in a way Boeing can only dream about

[Anonymous No.20594803]

TSLA reports little to no growth and a bunch of regulatory credit income and moons. Tesla overall revenue was a loss and automotive revenue was a loss. Tesla below 1600 at open

[Anonymous No.20594809]

>>20594760
440 million.
>when did tesla get more credits
I don't think they used them all in Q1.

[Anonymous No.20594811]

>>20594704
I bought and I didnt get bogged ;)

Elon trolling ;)

[Anonymous No.20594817]

>>20594401
>I can't bring myself to buy TSLA, I am more than happy riding NIO, WKHS, and other EV's up. I really, really think TSLA should be like 200 dollars at absolute maximum, but Corona has made the market crazy so who knows.
Ditto. I don't want my money anywhere near it. Which is inconsistent with my risk tolerance, i trade bullshit often. But i can't do tesla. Maybe because i have test driven model 3 and hated it. The design philosophy of tablet controlling everything is a solution i didn't want for a problem that didn't exist.

[Anonymous No.20594826]

Is there a point in having a dividend portfolio when you are in your 20s? Isn't it better to go for growth while you are still young?

[Anonymous No.20594828]

>>20594648
Their capital expenditure ratio is going up. Basically they're getting more in cash flow than they're losing from capex.

[Anonymous No.20594834]

>>20594803
Absolute pinnacle of cope. Margin call incoming.

[Anonymous No.20594840]

>>20594803
I can see that if the institutional investors use this false hype to sell

[Anonymous No.20594846]

>>20594803
Do you really think investors care about actual numbers when hype alone keeps the thing up?

[Anonymous No.20594850]

TSLA DUMPING THEY MUST HAVE MISSED EARNINGS ITS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20594862]

>>20594401
>TSLA bad!
>NIO and WKHS good!
>literal Chinese scam company
>literal pump and dumb hype meme
How fucking dumb can you be? How did you get this fucking stupid? What sort of sad twisted existence do you live? This is unbelievable, this level of stupidity is beyond comprehension. Truly an undiscovered void of intellect. Like, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.20594863]

>>20594826
YES RETARD

[Anonymous No.20594870]

>>20594598
why the fuck would the SEC care about perma shortsellers?
they make money once a decade and lose it on any other occasion anyway

[Anonymous No.20594878]

>>20594782
Because even if it’s negative people would just say it’s not so bad considering the lockdowns

[Anonymous No.20594880]

>>20594803
>Still coping
You realize that their Fremont factory was shut down for like two months, right? They made a profit while all the other car companies lost billions.

[Anonymous No.20594887]

>>20594862
Imagine writing all this because of an underwater basket weaving forum post lmao

[Anonymous No.20594901]

>>20594759
No

[Anonymous No.20594912]

>>20594887
Just practicing my prose.

[Anonymous No.20594915]

>>20594794
> Make plan with entry and exit targets
> But stock
> Stick to plan no matter what
If you don't have any conviction about your purchase or a vision/goal, you probably shouldn't buy it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.20594917]

>>20594887
He thinks he's somewhere serious. It's a shill.

[Anonymous No.20594929]

>I believed in you

[Anonymous No.20594940]

i alt tab to go masturbate when tesla is at 1592 and tab back in to see its at 1700

[Anonymous No.20594951]

>>20594803
Microsoft broke one of their own earnings records and fucking dumped. This market is in bizarro world. I'm not angry at losing money because I lost very little. Im mad that shit is upside down and backwards.

[Anonymous No.20594952]

>>20592572
Who ever bought Tesla options today the pressure must be intense today

[Anonymous No.20594964]

>>20594697
You can buy AH on Robinhood

[Anonymous No.20594992]

>>20594951
this is good news, buy MSFT

[Anonymous No.20594994]

>TSLA pump
>NIO/WKHS/BLNK/PLUG get boost
Is it time to start leeching off Tesla?

[Anonymous No.20594997]

>>20594951
Same thing happened to me on Logitech
It beat exp by almost double but it still dumped because of tech reversal the next day

[Anonymous No.20594999]

>>20594951
TSLA earning were shit, they only mooned on EV credits.

[Anonymous No.20595001]

I sold half of my tesla before the close
it was the right thing to do I guess, but....................

[Anonymous No.20595003]

>>20594817
Im exactly the same. I like money and I can see why Tesla is going up, but I dont want my money near it.
Investing in it makes my risk tolerance and my brain scream "NO!".

The company is worth $350. Maybe $400. Tops.
And yet its at 1700.

[Anonymous No.20595009]

>>20594826
Dividend portfolios are not worth it until you get into six figures, and even then not until $250k+

[Anonymous No.20595010]

>>20594952
The IV is astronomical on tesla i'd just buy shares and sell call at $2000 or so if I had enough money for 100 tesla shares

[Anonymous No.20595012]

>>20594697
AH trading on RH is possible. You just have to limit buy/sell.

[Anonymous No.20595027]

>>20595003
$750-850 imo

[Anonymous No.20595028]

>>20595003
The explosion will be spectacular, but you're leaving money on the table, anon...

[Anonymous No.20595034]

>>20594999
How many does tsla even have?

[Anonymous No.20595039]

I'm financially rooned

[Anonymous No.20595049]

Take your tech profits before the next leg down tomorrow. People WILL sell the news, look at MSFT for example

[Anonymous No.20595059]

welp

the fucking crash is cancelled now

[Anonymous No.20595065]

>>20594952
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.20595066]

>>20595049
No they won’t.

[Anonymous No.20595067]

>>20595049
Companies that make profits have no business calling themselves tech. Short MSFT

[Anonymous No.20595081]

DOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.20595093]

POOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.20595092]

>>20595009
I am six figures and dividends would be a drop in the bucket.
A single covered call gives me more than a years worth of dividends
>>20595027
That would still make it more valuable than the top 2, VW and Toyota.
And the other car companies will catch up in the next few years. TSLA gave the industry a shock and even smaller companies like Porsche are heavily trying to get their ai game going.

[Anonymous No.20595097]

>>20595049
Tesla shareholders are much different than others.

It will poooommmmp

[Anonymous No.20595100]

uhhhhh wtf is going on with NAK

[Anonymous No.20595102]

>>20594999
>>20595001
>>20595003
>>20595028
>>20595039
>>20595049

C O P E

O

P

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COPE

[Anonymous No.20595111]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS DUMPINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.20595113]

CRAAAAAAB

[Anonymous No.20595119]

>>20592572
How much microsoft should I buy tomorrow. I have like 2600 bucks

[Anonymous No.20595121]

>>20595049
Microsoft is gonna pump HARD tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.20595126]

God now what the fuck am I gonna do? I guess time to get blackout drunk and fall asleep until 4 am

[Anonymous No.20595135]

>>20594648
>so high
It's fifty cents in a $1700 stock, bro

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20595137]

What the fuck happened to the W-shaped recovery and the second leg down? At the rate the market is going to be so high that even if Trump calls Biden a nigger loving faggot during the debate he'll still win in land slide.

[Anonymous No.20595145]

>>20595028
Im only investing in stocks I am not worried about dropping 10%.
MSFT, V, MA, QQQ, big boys
Not something that could explode. Even if it doesnt.

>>20595102
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.20595150]

>>20595119
2600

[Anonymous No.20595154]

>>20595119
>>20595121
I already bought in at 206. 6 shares cuz poor but whatever.

[Anonymous No.20595163]

Just an FYI.

LIT & ARKK both up, thanks to the Tesla Pump.

Also, SPXL or UPRO?

[Anonymous No.20595168]

>>20594817
You are being rational in a clown market bro

[Anonymous No.20595173]

NEW THREAD
>>20595161
>>20595161
>>20595161

[Anonymous No.20595181]

>tfw I had TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.20595186]

>>20595126
suck a trannies cock mane i gurantee it you'll like it

[Anonymous No.20595188]

I'M BOORSTIN

[Anonymous No.20595194]

>>20595137
>Trump calls Biden a nigger loving faggot during the debate
This would be the best thing he's ever done for his campaign

[Anonymous No.20595203]

>>20595173
Why so early?

[Anonymous No.20595204]

>>20595119
But an Atari 2600 and as many identical copies of Combat as you can buy.

[Anonymous No.20595214]

>>20595145
Not a fan of trailing stops?

[Anonymous No.20595216]

>>20595150
That seems silly then I'd have 0 gambling money
>>20595154
Honestly I'm just going to set a sub 200 buy limit and if it never hits then so be it

[Anonymous No.20595219]

>>20595049
what is going on?

[Anonymous No.20595238]

>>20595065
Your rarted

[Anonymous No.20595244]

The fun stops when there's a vaccine or if inflation is out of hand and the FED raises interest rates

That's when you'll see a Depression.

[Anonymous No.20595252]

>>20595010
Buying 100 shares of Tesla seems pretty safe the bubble won’t pop because states like California would just pass more laws making ev mandatory and Tesla has already been running lapping the competition
Tesla 20k by 2024

[Anonymous No.20595290]

>>20595204
>But an Atari 2600 and as many identical copies of Combat as you can buy.
Based. Combat rules.
t. still has functional Atari 2600

[Anonymous No.20595297]

Damn, this earnings live stream has some real bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-K_eA4Yxc&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.20595306]

>>20595092
I agree that they still make far less money, but at least you can be lazy and just live off the divvies at that point.

[Anonymous No.20595309]

>>20595145
STOP SPOILING EPISODE 3 I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET

[Anonymous No.20595410]

>>20595145
>SEETHING
Baby, I'm up over 5k after hours.

[xXFallenAngelXx No.20595518]

>>20592572
This image is so cool and based

[Anonymous No.20595707]

>>20594915
Thanks anon. I have the conviction just that first sight of profit and my palms get sweaty for the sell button. Gotta do better

[Anonymous No.20595916]

>>20595309
emilia dies

[Anonymous No.20595946]

Do I buy msft after hours or no

[Anonymous No.20596038]

>>20595946
$205.80 myself

[Anonymous No.20596155]

HOLY

[Anonymous No.20596214]

New gigafactory in Austin lads

[Anonymous No.20596309]

>>20595410
I wish I had the kind of money to do that.

[Anonymous No.20596315]

Tesla always goes up yet every time I think about buying in I tell myself to wait for it to fall.

[Anonymous No.20596495]

>>20595244
Inflation won't happen with everyone being so frugal, interest rates won't be cut till 2022 probably. Vaccine would mean tech crabs.

[Anonymous No.20596539]

>>20596315
I did this too from 700 all the way up to 1500. Don't be me.

[Anonymous No.20596623]

>>20596315
It will fall as soon as you buy it

[Anonymous No.20596853]

>>20596539
I'll get it in a few days or weeks when the price stabilizes because I really want it in my portfolio, but the timing is always a rough choice.
I just think right now we're in a zeitgeist and it would be the worst time since earnings just came out and everyone will hop on it.

[Anonymous No.20597109]

>>20596853
Are you an investor or a trader? If you're an investor, there's no time like the present.