/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.20589477]

Say goodbye to your 401(k). It's over.

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[Anonymous No.20589516]

Can NIO fucking die please thank you

[Anonymous No.20589524]

>>20589477
hero is this the stonk store?

[Anonymous No.20589525]

you fuckin blew your load early you pathetic worm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20589527]

Sour hour is almost here. Still got an hour to get out ahead before it goes further down.

[Anonymous No.20589532]

SPY calls eod?

[Anonymous No.20589535]

What are the NKLA earnings going to be, are they expected to beat?

[Anonymous No.20589537]

>>20589524
herro yes which stonk you wish to purchase fren

[Anonymous No.20589540]

>>20589525
i haven't blown my load yet, that's not till after hours

[Anonymous No.20589551]

>>20589477
Got 20 contracts on SILJ, 10 on SLV, 60 shares of TSM, and 15 shares of MSFT. I will climb myself into 5 digits and beyond.

[Anonymous No.20589555]

>>20589516
Inverted cup on the 1 hour our time is soon

[Anonymous No.20589556]

Anime feet

[Anonymous No.20589563]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

If your stock has a dividend, it is a dividend stock. stop being a dumbass

[Anonymous No.20589564]

going to kms today

[Anonymous No.20589566]

>>20589540
I meant the OP who made his thread before the last one reached bump limit

[Anonymous No.20589585]

market is going to moon when FAGMAN all show only 25% contractions instead of 25.5% contractions aren't we

[Anonymous No.20589589]

I told you to buy the junior silver miner Callinex Mines yesterday. >>20565719 It's now up 55%. Did you listen to me?

Did you buy the silver stocks which I told you about a month ago, on 22/06/20, which have since doubled in value, and one of which is up 500%? >>20570808 >>20570589

Did you listen to me when I begged you to buy gold, silver, and miners, in May and June? https://i.warosu.org/biz/thread/19669109

[Anonymous No.20589591]

>>20589477
I brought the gasoline. Who brought the matches?

[Anonymous No.20589594]

theta gang

[Anonymous No.20589596]

sqqq is flat, bets on tomorrow open?

[Anonymous No.20589597]

I’m attempting to unfuck my portfolio. Bye bye USO.

[Anonymous No.20589606]

>>20589556
Huh, she looks way better with longer hair.

[Anonymous No.20589609]

>>20589564
why anon

you know there are pajeets living in india on a fucking dollar a day right?

just relax you have your whole life ahead of you

[Anonymous No.20589612]

It’s happening tomorrow. Have you positioned yourself accordingly?

[Anonymous No.20589624]

>>20589563
Dividends don't beat safe bluechips or even pension funds like SPY.
Give up

[Anonymous No.20589626]

Why is everyone saying the sky is falling after hours?

[Anonymous No.20589632]

>>20589537
The ones that make muney

[Anonymous No.20589634]

I received some stock in ConEd due to inheritance, I currently have a sell order for when/if it hits $78 per share. It's been climbing at around $1 a day for the past week, should I keep the sell order at 78 or go higher?

[Anonymous No.20589642]

some dude is beating up his gf in the hotel room next to me

[Anonymous No.20589647]

>>20589626
TSLA and MSFT earnings

[Anonymous No.20589650]

>>20589624
mine do. stay mad

[Anonymous No.20589653]

>>20589642
Go ask him what his portfolio holds

[Anonymous No.20589659]

>>20589555
Checked. Fuck NIO.

[Anonymous No.20589660]

>>20589632
yes yes one tesla 7/24 call coming right up

[Anonymous No.20589662]

>>20589642
Give him a ring

[Anonymous No.20589663]

>>20589642
based

[Anonymous No.20589666]

>>20589642
Probably bought AMD puts

[Anonymous No.20589670]

>>20589642
Beat the shit out of him, faggot, then fuck his girl.

[Anonymous No.20589671]

TSLA earnings report suspense is killing me as I watch the stock slowly crab

[Anonymous No.20589675]

>>20589632
Ah, I understand valued customer. You want the TSM special. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.20589676]

>>20589642
Go fight him and win her honor. Make sure you knock on the door really loud and then stutter when they answer naked.

In the same vein, some tweaker is yelling on the same train car. Screaming about some dude or something, idk I don't speak meth.

[Anonymous No.20589678]

>>20589650
Then they're not dividend stocks, lol

[Anonymous No.20589681]

>>20589589
How about AG?

[Anonymous No.20589682]

>>20589589

I'm going to call attention to this post again. I told you about a silver stock yesterday which has gone up 57%, not in a week, not in a month, but in a single day. When are you going to begin listening to me about gold, silver, and miners, so that you can protect yourself and your family from the present financial crisis?

[Anonymous No.20589685]

>>20589653
REV for concealing the black eyes

[Anonymous No.20589693]

>>20589555
Are you sure? It’s. Even climbing steadily for the last 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.20589711]

>>20589678
they pay me a dividend so its a dividend stock. stop being retarded

[Anonymous No.20589715]

>>20589647
Why would this tank market? Also I got in MSFT at $150~ so I’m def holding and just buying more.

[Anonymous No.20589726]

OH FUCK WHAT'S THE COBRA EFFECT? THAT SHIT SOUNDS SCARY.

[Anonymous No.20589731]

When are earnings?

[Anonymous No.20589733]

i told myself i wouldnt do it but I decided to short 10 shares of TSLA and im gonna hold this position through earnings fuck it its gonna be fun

[Anonymous No.20589746]

>>20589731
In under 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.20589748]

>>20589670
>>20589676
ive already had two bottles of wine plus i have ED

[Anonymous No.20589749]

>>20589642
Probably a robin hood faggot that for margin called on his WKHS naked puts.

[Anonymous No.20589757]

>>20589642
>Not offering him a break and beating on his GF.
Anon...

[Anonymous No.20589761]

>>20589682
I’ve taken the boomer rock pill, I own DGP, GDX, GDXJ, SILJ, PAAS, GOLD, and SVM.

[Anonymous No.20589760]

>>20589733
The balls on this anon. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.20589781]

>>20589711
so you're not chasing dividends and they're bluechips that follow or out perform spy?
people don't but MSFT for their dividends.

[Anonymous No.20589785]

I AM THE GREAT PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.20589800]

>>20589715
uncertainty, people being retards

[Anonymous No.20589805]

>>20589733
I wish you the best anon. Might workout in your favor regardless because it seems everybody is primed to sell the news but we’ll see.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20589815]

>>20589642
Dude just call the front desk and tell them. Domestic violence isn't cool, and you can send some shekels to the Joe Torre Safe at Home Foundation.

[Anonymous No.20589819]

>>2058968
Are any of your recommendations listed in the USA?

[Anonymous No.20589822]

based JPOW

[Anonymous No.20589826]

go VIX go!!!

[Anonymous No.20589833]

>checks time
>looks up from paper to look at market
hm.
>yawns and resumes reading paper, turns page

[Anonymous No.20589843]

>>20589634

[Anonymous No.20589846]

Got $260 spare because round numbers, shill me something to throw it at

[Anonymous No.20589847]

>>20589591
Me

[Anonymous No.20589848]

>>20589785
Nice

[Anonymous No.20589854]

>>20589846
you can afford 9 shares of VXX with that money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20589876]

>>20589854
I'm down 10% on my VXX calls. I'm so fucking bad at this shit.

[Anonymous No.20589880]

>>20589711
I am after dividends, but I'm after dividend growth. over time, not starting yield.

AAPL & MSFT = dividend growth stocks

GOOG & AMZN = growth stocks

[Anonymous No.20589884]

>>20589846
5 TSM calls $71 7/31

[Anonymous No.20589890]

Utilitychads RISE UP

[Anonymous No.20589895]

Should I dump NET?

[Anonymous No.20589902]

>>20589826
You insect. VIX will die 15min before close.

[Anonymous No.20589905]

>>20589833
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.20589908]

What’s a good silver mining etf on degiro?

[Anonymous No.20589912]

>>20589612
Is it actually happening? Early dump today is making me uncertain it will happen tomorrow. Maybe sell at open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.20589916]

Great Earnings are already priced in. Anything short of phenomenal will crash tech. You are literally buying at an ATH during a recession, pandemic and escalating tensions with China, why will line go up?

[Anonymous No.20589924]

>>20589563
>A stock that has a 0.01% dividend yield is a dividend stock
Okay, retard.

[Anonymous No.20589925]

>>20589876
we all are
maybe the market will crash
maybe it wont

I dont fucking know

[Anonymous No.20589930]

>>20589880
meant for >>20589781

again, its about dividend growth over time right now, not yield right now. once i get closer to retirement i'll start buying more bond ETFs

[Anonymous No.20589932]

FUCK THIS I AM STRADDLING NIO I AM GOING TO PROFIT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
GIVE ME MONEY YOU PIECE OF CHINK SHIT
GIVE ME MONEY NOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.20589953]

>>20589733
Disappointing tsla earnings are priced in
It will either skyrocket or crab for the next week

[Anonymous No.20589975]

I bought more TQQQ and had to hold back from buying even more. 50 at 17.20 added to 50 at 16.60 from earlier this week.

why is QQQ so overpowered?

[Anonymous No.20589977]

>>20589890
Defensive ute plays and a boomer trading platform. Are you a 30 year old boomer, anon? Is it pretty comfy there?

[Anonymous No.20589978]

>>20589953
Are earnings priced into NKLA?

[Anonymous No.20590001]

>>20589532
Uhh, sure?
...
What?

[Anonymous No.20590006]

>>20589477
I'm having a smooth increase.

[Anonymous No.20590008]

>>20589880
Then you're not chasing dividends and dividends are not your friends. They make nearly no difference long term in your case.
Dividend chasing, like idiots do here, is about having your portfolio be all about as much dividends as fast as possible in an insignificant 5 figure or smaller account, without realizing this doesn't even beat SPY

[Anonymous No.20590012]

What are your guy's thoughts on dividend stocks?

[Anonymous No.20590017]

>>20589682
You don't have a trip on or anything, retard. Nobody believes it was you recommending shit yesterday. Because it was me who did that.

[Anonymous No.20590016]

TSLA is going to crash and take the nasdaq along with it.

[Anonymous No.20590020]

>>20589761

Those are all good choices. I hope you do well.

[Anonymous No.20590022]

I’m finally selling all of my shit stocks. Should I sell PK now since I can get a slight profit? The others need to go fucking positive so I can abandon ship.

[Anonymous No.20590024]

>>20589594
Explain

[Anonymous No.20590026]

>>20589908
AGQ is pretty solid

[Anonymous No.20590036]

>>20590012
this is bait

[Anonymous No.20590042]

TQQQoomers rejoice

[Anonymous No.20590057]

>>20590016
That just means more cheapies

[Anonymous No.20590062]

>>20590012
Dividends are not your friends, as we like to say.

[Anonymous No.20590074]

>>20590017

Everybody who follows my work here knows that I don't use vulgar or slang language, so you have immediately discounted yourself as a fraud.

[Anonymous No.20590076]

>>20589733

[Anonymous No.20590081]

To all the doubters and bears implying earnings are priced in... understand kikes can’t pass up an opportunity to fuck everyone over for financial gain. It’s not enough to have insider knowledge... they also want your shares for cheap. We’ve seen over the last couple days a massive coordinated effort to lead the retail investor into thinking tech is about to crash. Just look at the news stream for today and see what I mean. Ask yourself... since you started trading has anything ever been cut and dried? Have you ever been able to buy the news and make money?

TSLA and MSFT make earnings today and TQQQ opens at 125 tomorrow. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.20590097]

>>20589916
Because clown world

[Anonymous No.20590104]

>>20590024
Write options and collected premiums while wrecking faggots with theta

[Anonymous No.20590106]

>>20589642

Powerful.

Sounds like equality to me.

So Powerful to see 2 different genders settle differences on equal grounds.

[Anonymous No.20590107]

>>20589975
>>20590042
Kinda rash to buy in with all this instability no? We already hit ATH so the next step is to retest some major resistance lines before resuming upwards.

[Anonymous No.20590115]

>>20590016
I'm holding my shares of msft at close. Should I go down with this ship, let it me known that my dick is bigger than bill gates.

[Anonymous No.20590117]

>>20590081
This sounds based. Just bought another TSLA share

[Anonymous No.20590123]

>>20590022
>NCLH

[Anonymous No.20590126]

>>20590081
This is based

[Anonymous No.20590127]

Making steady gains, fucking an 18 year old whore tonight, pretty good day bros.

[Anonymous No.20590129]

Last day to buy TTI while it’s under $1. Bought during the dip today. Up $40 already on 1500 shares.

[Anonymous No.20590133]

>>20590081
Cheap is TSLA at $200, and MSFT at $80. They are at ATH retard.

[Anonymous No.20590134]

>>20589977
I use ToS, but I'm as boomer as can be, anon.
Feels comfy until we get serious inflation but that's why I have boomer rocks. Excuse me while I take a sip.

[Anonymous No.20590143]

>>20590127
God I just want to dump my girlfriend and get random pussy every week. She pays half the rent tho.

[Anonymous No.20590144]

>>20590133
Go all in on shorts then.

[Anonymous No.20590149]

>>20590127
That is unironically a man.

[Anonymous No.20590162]

>>20590127
What a stunning profile picture, how many tries do you think it took her to take that one?

[Anonymous No.20590168]

>have the weird situation where I can use deliberate capital losses of $500 on a $1000 investment to save $4000 this year because of tax bracket shenanigans
I need a ticker that could give me that kind of loss.
Feels good to be immune to the Bog, as strange as this is.

[Anonymous No.20590169]

>>20590143
Same

[Anonymous No.20590174]

Upside down cup on Tesla¿

[Anonymous No.20590175]

>>20590123
I held on too long and am mildly retarded. At this rate, I’m probably just going to hold them until August or September. Either they go back up or I go poor.

[Anonymous No.20590177]

>>20590127
She looks like a man. At 18 she should be at her prime. This is just sad desu

[Anonymous No.20590179]

>>20590143
You need financial independence my man, too much barely legal easy pussy these days.
>>20590162
I dont care lmao I'm gonna pump and dump this bitch faster than GNUS

[Anonymous No.20590185]

>>20590016

If people actually cared about TSLA's real performance, they never would have invested so much into it in the first place. No one will sell because the buyers don't care about the underlying asset, only the meme "Elon smart make car I get rich". This is the faith of market religious fundamentalists.

[Anonymous No.20590187]

Is it stupid to buy calls dated a year from now?

[Anonymous No.20590193]

>>20589596
Just hold and hang on, it's going to be a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.20590207]

>>20590177
The nose ring doesn't help either.

[Anonymous No.20590210]

CASH GANG RISE UP

[Anonymous No.20590213]

>>20589589
Im a believer. Thanks to that site you gave me yesterday I think I've read every single post enduro metals CEO posted.

I am going all in on friday once another 6k clears from my hydrogen stock profits.

I am junior miners ALL IN FINANCIALLY RUINED or MILLIONAIRE BY 2021.

Pls jesus bless my anus.

[Anonymous No.20590219]

>>20590143
I am supposed to move in with mine Saturday and want to dump her.

[Anonymous No.20590222]

>>20590168
Just go all in on a OTM dis put, it it prints then cool, if not then so be it.

[Anonymous No.20590228]

>>20590187
No, that's what hedge funds do.

[Anonymous No.20590229]

>>20589589
I bought GDXJ a while back and its a top performer.

What picks do you have this week? I’ll probably just buy more GDXJ

[Anonymous No.20590230]

>>20589477
>Say goodbye to your 401(k). It's over.

it has to be coming. my company has negative revenue growth of ~40%.

I don't see how even the most clownish of shit can keep these companies up when their P/Es have to be over 20 or more.

[Anonymous No.20590235]

>>20590012
Bait but there's only a handful of people here stupid enough to shill dividends. One them is the schizophrenic who thinks that dividend growth matters when he doesn't even need the income from the dividends. The other is some retard who got straight wrecked last night and now has a chip on their shoulder. They've been responsible for all of the pro dividend shitposting today.

[Anonymous No.20590240]

DO I BUY TESLA BEFORE EARNINGS OR NOT

[Anonymous No.20590249]

>>20590081
TQQQ 125 Thursday Gang

[Anonymous No.20590252]

>>20590210
Hope that by cash you don't mean USD, lmao

[Anonymous No.20590260]

>>20590240
TSLA or TQQQ

[Anonymous No.20590261]

>>20590240
I sold all my shit and got three shares. do it.

[Anonymous No.20590263]

>>20590230
MSFT has a P/E ratio of 35

[Anonymous No.20590267]

>>20589634
>>20589843
Glad you're selling it, ED isn't a great hold. Terrible rate and regulatory environment, poor demographic and rate base growth, and some messy liability stuff to deal with in coming years.

I'd personally just sell it at open tomorrow and put it into something more worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.20590273]

>>20590210
I'm negative a lot of cash, does margin count?

[Anonymous No.20590277]

>>20590229
>Taurus
Neat, looks very nice and sturdy. I have a mossberg.

[Anonymous No.20590281]

>>20590240
If you wait after earnings you'll get it at a clearance discount

[Anonymous No.20590285]

>>20590143
Why not keep your girlfriend and get random pussy every week while she pays half the rent

[Anonymous No.20590291]

The DXY just keeps sliding.

[Anonymous No.20590298]

>>20590263
ya, so how is that good?

[Anonymous No.20590307]

>>20590129
Thanks to fucking place I just dont know what’s a boy or not anymore.
I know it doesn’t matter, but I find myself jerking off more to pawg then cute porn because I know Sophie dees a woman.
Anyways TCNNF Monday boys, I expect a crash then a tripling.

[Anonymous No.20590309]

S&P etf going to be buying TSLA shares from NASDAQ etfs at $2000+ a share kek

[Anonymous No.20590311]

Bro’s, this is zacks best rated value and growth stock. Bought 1k shares at 0.85. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.20590324]

>>20590298
It’s not, I was just pointing it out, faggots on here every day say it is undervalued, or at least not overvalued.

[Anonymous No.20590332]

>>20590263
Now show the PEG ratio.

[Anonymous No.20590335]

>>20590291
Wait until normies figure out that all these stock market "gains" aren't really gains

[Anonymous No.20590337]

>>20590311
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.20590339]

>>20590277
I mainly bought it for looks to match my silver stack; i have a better pistol for actual home defense, plus other guns

Would really like to get a mossberg myself but theyre sold out cuz of covid for the time being

[Anonymous No.20590340]

excuse me why does the VIX keep going down

[Anonymous No.20590343]

>>20590311
I bought 10k already.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20590346]

I can't believe you morons keep pouring money into TQQQ when market volatility is so high right now. This market could just fall for what seems like no reason what so ever, and it's going to happen tomorrow. Like I'll never understand why TQQQ posters are the way they are. It's just blind greed.
hope you're ready to be holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.20590348]

post yfw all S&P boomer ETFs buy TSLA at $2500 from QQQ holders.

[Anonymous No.20590353]

>The dollar crossed 1.16 EUR today
Oh boi

[Anonymous No.20590356]

SP500 doesn't have to include TSLA anytime soon or even at all, even if they meet all the requirements. I hope they just say "too volatile, we're keeping it out for at least until next year" and pick up shares after TSLA pops.

[Anonymous No.20590364]

>>20590187
No, have a set day/month to sell and dont look at it until that day, for me its October 22nd

[Anonymous No.20590370]

>>20590324
well, I mean anything that dips is basically undervalued based on robintrack lmao.

but that's fucking whack. 35. jesus fuck. that's almost 2008 levels of bad.

[Anonymous No.20590381]

>>20590356
kek

AUTOMATIC BUYING IS COMING

It's going to be hilarious. All those S&P etfs

[Anonymous No.20590382]

Seriously what is it with people who short!?

Not talking about options. I'm talking about shorting where you literally get shares for free, immediately sell them, and buy them back at a later date at a lower price to give back the shares they loaned you. How that is even legal or exists in the first place is beyond me. But the general population that touches that stuff seems to not realize the consequences of shorting. Literally pick a stock they hate and short it, simply because they think it should go down.

You know the type you see on stocktwits always raging that a stock should be going to 0 because
>"I hate (insert stock)"
>"Line go up too much, it should go down"
Or worse when a high percent are shorting a stock
>"I'm shorting it now because line go up too much, huh what do you mean 40% of all shares are shorted? They must be smart like me."
Literally not realizing that they are causing it to go higher.


Reeeeeeeeeee these are the people who prevented me from accumalting a total 50k worth on a stock I wanted. These "I hate this company, it should go down" people prevented me from accumalting significantly more. I only got like 10k in it. Can't even risk selling any because knowing these "shoorters" they'll keep shorting it up. Had I accumalted the full 50k worth, I'd at least be able to sell 20% of the stocks for a huge profit.
Reeeeeeeeeee everytime I want to get a stock that I'm really sure of, it pumps nearly before I buy and doesn't come back down any time soon. Everytime I do buy something else (because I get priced out of my favorite choices) it dumps...

Its so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.20590388]

>>20589890
Protip: National grid pumping heavy in the next weeks + decent long term hold

[Anonymous No.20590390]

>>20590364
>long expiry options

Finally someone with a brain

[Anonymous No.20590407]

>>20590346
Those people are smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.20590409]

>tfw you're in both CLSK and BLNK
how can my memes do me so well

[Anonymous No.20590410]

>>20590370
lmao at that massive rally. jesus

[Anonymous No.20590412]

>>20590364
Why that date?

[Anonymous No.20590414]

>>20590267
I'm afraid to sell it while it's still climbing, it was at a high of 90 before the crash in march

[Anonymous No.20590419]

>>20590382
S&P etf holders might wanna short a little tsla to offset the forced buying KEK

[Anonymous No.20590424]

>>20589642
Good.

[Anonymous No.20590426]

>sell AMD at 58
>finally breaks into 61

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS THE AAAAAAACHE

[Anonymous No.20590437]

>>20589642
She probably deserves it.

[Anonymous No.20590445]

>1hr left
TSLA bros..

[Anonymous No.20590447]

>>20590426
>make money
>cry like a bitch

why did you even bother posting?

[Anonymous No.20590450]

>>20590222
Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.20590462]

>>20590412
Literally random, picked it in April.

Basically thats when my guess that corona is "over" and the recovery should be a month in or so

[Anonymous No.20590466]

>>20590382


Active stocks aren't available for shorts. If you set a sell order for sometime in the distant future, dirty shorters cant use your own stocks to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.20590467]

>>20589653
kek

[Anonymous No.20590471]

>>20590332
2.45

[Anonymous No.20590476]

>>20590445
I hope it's +0.0000000001 eps

[Anonymous No.20590487]

>>20590346
I don't need the money for 30 years so I'll be fine on a dip. I've been putting money into tqqq for 5 years and my folio ass rapes yours guaranteed

[Anonymous No.20590488]

FUCKING AMD

[Anonymous No.20590495]

>lounging my my shower with the hot water spraying at low pressure for a hour while I mobile browse, watch stocks and enjoy fine drinks

This is the life, that lucky Marat knew how to live

[Anonymous No.20590507]

TSLA in the S&P500 is an absolute TRAVESTY

[Anonymous No.20590511]

>>20590447
I COULD HAVE MADE ACTUAL DECENT PROFIT OFF THE BAGS I HELD FOR 5 FUCKING MONTHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20590512]

>zoom at 260
Who the fuck is buying this?

[Anonymous No.20590521]

Need some help guys, I’ve got about 15k and want to start buying stocks in amounts of 100 to sell premium on for passive income, don’t really mind bagholding forever, just want to keep making plays on the premium. Right now I’m looking at spce as one option because it’s cheap and the IV will net me a lot of money. Any bother stocks that are similar? Lower cost, but high IV? I’m doing my own dd on stuff, but not sure where/how to search for more volatile stocks

[Anonymous No.20590530]

I still don't know wtf I'm doing. Somebody tell me what to do before I confess how much money I lost trading ketchup stock.

[Anonymous No.20590538]

>>20590507
oh no no no

all those boomers forced buying trendy TSLA at $2000 KEK

[Anonymous No.20590543]

>>20590476
I hope its -5.45 EPS

[Anonymous No.20590544]

>>20590339
They should be in stock again by this point.

[Anonymous No.20590549]

>>20590143
>>20590169
You two faggots should ask yourselves why they're your girlfriends in the first place. If they have to pay half the rent then maybe they should ask themselves what they're doing with your broke asses. Why haven't you married them and made White babies? Why are you still renting from Mr. Shekelberg?
Quite frankly, I don't think much of either of you and for once I feel more than comfortable speaking for the general when I say I'm embarrassed for both of you. ngmi

[Anonymous No.20590562]

i'm thinking about doing a tech ETF call to midaugust. probably like XLK or something slightly in the money. I feel like its a good call because tech is down a bit right now, but i'm kinda new, that seem like a good call to anyone more experienced?

[Anonymous No.20590571]

>>20590471
That is still overvalued but reasonable for a tech stock.

[Anonymous No.20590575]

nvidia interested in buying ARM from softbank according to headline rumor.

[Anonymous No.20590581]

>>20590562
Tech keeps mooning, then silver will be. SLV calls are much cheaper....at the moment

[Anonymous No.20590586]

>>20590530
Just buy TQQQ lmao

[Anonymous No.20590590]

>>20590549
not all women are worth settling down with anon.

[Anonymous No.20590609]

EXCUSE ME WHY IS THE VIX GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.20590613]

>>20590285
I see you're an
>intellectual

[Anonymous No.20590616]

>>20590538
not going to happen at these prices anyways, even if they were positive for the quarter.

[Anonymous No.20590619]

Any anons who have puts on NIO how does it feel?

[Anonymous No.20590621]

>>20590419
I wasnt referring to TSLA specifically but I suspect it does apply to them considering what I've heard about them being shorted hard.

>>20590466
>cant use your own stocks to fuck you
Explain. How can they use mine if I'm not selling my shares and just holding?

>>20590462
Ohh I see. I've done long expiry before. Usually jump between a short to long time frame. Rarely under a month.

[Anonymous No.20590622]

>Know breaking your own rules/strategy will make you lose money
>Still do it
>Actively know its a bad decision
>Lose money
Every time.
Where my /retard crew/ at?

[Anonymous No.20590626]

>>20590609
because it's way overvalued

>>20590616
it's automatic

[Anonymous No.20590630]

>>20590619
Bad

[Anonymous No.20590631]

Just borrowed 9K on margin to buy tesla before earnings

Either it moons or I uninstall my life

Godspeed lads

[Anonymous No.20590636]

>>20589612
Happening is on Friday when everyone's gonna be evicted.

[Anonymous No.20590638]

>>20590581

but i dont know anything about silver desu. id rather do it in a field that i know a bit about.

[Anonymous No.20590640]

>>20590609
>>20589477
Why are bears retarded? When will you fucking retards accept that you cant fight the fed?

[Anonymous No.20590643]

>>20590549
>If they have to pay half the rent then maybe they should ask themselves what they're doing with your broke asses.
This is bait or you're one of the biggest simps on the planet. I don't care if I'm a billionaire, any woman living with me is paying at least half of the rent. Stay simpin'.

[Anonymous No.20590651]

what are the indicators before close that tomorrow is going to pump or crash

[Anonymous No.20590657]

>>20590631
Elon Musk needs an anime-style OST opener for conference calls.

[Anonymous No.20590658]

>>20590571
Industry avg is 1.01

[Anonymous No.20590663]

Who else here knows what's coming

[Anonymous No.20590664]

>>20590622
I have lost over 3k over the past 3 years to not abiding by my anti-FOMO code. I deliberately force myself to go on a walk or jog if I feel the urge now.

[Anonymous No.20590672]

>>20590663

[Anonymous No.20590675]

>>20590340
To give us cheapies before trumps presser tonight maybe?

Or some good news leaking from congress? Or just the news that they’ll extend it until they can get an agreement?

[Anonymous No.20590678]

>>20590409
they're not memes they're the future

[Anonymous No.20590680]

>>20590663
Looks like eat@homechads stay winning

[Anonymous No.20590685]

So is betting against NIO betting against the CCP printing press or is it all round eyes keeping it up?

[Anonymous No.20590688]

>>20590663
>>20590672

[Anonymous No.20590691]

>>20590663
Yeah the economic piping for restaurants will shit the bed.

Did you know Gaming spend hit an all time new high in June 2020?

[Anonymous No.20590692]

>>20590549
I have a 100k so I can pay rent. She pays half because she can’t handle money as well as I do. I invest in hopes of being able to buy a house one day. I’m with her because she’s loyal and cute. But I got with her at a young age (20) and I’m now 23 and I have massive slaying FOMO.

[Anonymous No.20590694]

>>20590658
For tech or the whole market?

[Anonymous No.20590695]

>>20590631
People said that the Schrödinger's cat experiment was impossible to perform in real life.
Thank you for your contribution to science.

[Anonymous No.20590696]

that DXY is nasty, been wanting to short for a month. Got SLV december calls.

[Anonymous No.20590699]

>>20590626
>it's automatic
no its not

[Anonymous No.20590709]

>>20590663
I know some liberal faggot that said it’s okay for people to lose their businesses as long as it “saves lives”.

[Anonymous No.20590711]

>>20590663
I would say cheap real estate but that shit will immediately get bought out by foriegn investors like the chinks.

[Anonymous No.20590716]

Are you retards buying $SLV option calls yet? Target is $35 for March 2021

[Anonymous No.20590719]

>>20590643
My wife "pays the rent" by cooking and taking care of my four White children and sucking my cock when I want it. What the fuck are you retards doing?

[Anonymous No.20590721]

>>20590663
Amazon Dining partnered with Tesla self driving delivery service?

FUCK YEAH!!!! LINE ONLY GOES UP, BABY!!!!

[Anonymous No.20590726]

>That unusual whale
2 million on Tesla calls?
He’s not really gonna hold that through earnings, right?

>>20590353
Th-that’s good right?

I’ve been meaning to watch the older boogiepop, supposed to be good?

[Anonymous No.20590735]

>>20589953
So you're saying i should put 10k in Tesla?

[Anonymous No.20590738]

>>20590622
Reporting in.

[Anonymous No.20590739]

>>20590716
I'm selling $SLV option puts, does that count?

[Anonymous No.20590740]

>>20590657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piOhk6BBDs

[Anonymous No.20590744]

What's the price target for GNUS within a years time

[Anonymous No.20590747]

>>20590716
Teach me.

[Anonymous No.20590748]

>>20590630
can i ask what motivated you to buy puts?

[Anonymous No.20590757]

>>20590622
r-r-reporting for duty sir

[Anonymous No.20590761]

>>20590622
Here. Literally every time I do it Iose money.

[Anonymous No.20590762]

>>20590716
What do you think it'll by by Aug 7?

[Anonymous No.20590765]

>>20590748
Gap fill to $8 and anti China talks

[Anonymous No.20590779]

>>20590739
>I'm selling $SLV option puts, does that count?
I have no idea :-(
Seriously though, is that the exact same thing? Is there more or less risk? I am like Forrest Gump up in here.

[Anonymous No.20590794]

>>20590663
Only women and minorities go out to eat.

Diners were going to die off in the next 10 years anyway

[Anonymous No.20590795]

>>20590692
You aren't missing anything but herpes and bullshit. I'm lucky to have avoided the former but I've had plenty of the latter. I as lucky to end up as well off as I did. I almost waited too long to see the light.

[Anonymous No.20590800]

What was the scoop with TYL?
I think he recommended another one too, maybe MSI or something?

>>20590388
What’s your basis for this?

[Anonymous No.20590801]

>>20590762
>What do you think it'll by by Aug 7?
Hot.

[Anonymous No.20590806]

TSLA stock is rallying 1hr before close

[Anonymous No.20590807]

>>20590622
you lack discipline

[Anonymous No.20590816]

>>20590709
That is every Leftist faggot. They feel the same about killing White children.

[Anonymous No.20590820]

>>20590779
Technically the risk for selling puts is infinite because the stock "might go to zero" but in practice it's usually safer than buying calls

[Anonymous No.20590828]

>>20590726
>Th-that’s good right?
Its good if you trade on margin.
>I’ve been meaning to watch the older boogiepop, supposed to be good?
No idea. I dropped the new one after a few eps.
>>20590761
>>20590757
>>20590738
Based
>>20590807
It only happens once a month or so thankfully.
And its usually just 200 dollars down the drain.

[Anonymous No.20590833]

>>20590709
working hard and saving money is white privilege

[Anonymous No.20590834]

how will society cope without people carrying around plates and drinks for us?

It must drive the economy.

[Anonymous No.20590835]

>>20590651
if my post ends in evens then we crash if its odds we pump

[Anonymous No.20590839]

Shill me some good books on trading. None of that boomer “just hold SPY” shit. I at least want to attempt to get rich, even if most fail.

[Anonymous No.20590844]

>>20590828
>It only happens once a month or so thankfully.
>And its usually just 200 dollars down the drain.
you lack discipline

[Anonymous No.20590846]

>>20590807
you rak disaprin

[Anonymous No.20590847]

>>20590835
NO

[Anonymous No.20590849]

>>20590794
only incels with autism make sweeping generalizations about things normal people enjoy.

[Anonymous No.20590852]

FB is up today = collect monies
FB is down today = buy more shares if and only if the stock is down over 1%
FB is down but less than 1% = do nothing that day

How am i doing?

[Anonymous No.20590858]

I'm losing 50 cents on Best Buy this stock shit is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.20590860]

>>20590414
Some questions to ask yourself:
>will ED continue to climb? why?
>how will I tell when it's stopped climbing?
>if stocks climb, will ED outperform other stocks?
>if it dropped, would I hold it or sell it?

I still advise cutting it based on what I know, but feel free to come up with your own strategy for it.

[Anonymous No.20590863]

>>20590721
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are bitter rivals who won't partner on anything. The true course of history will be the Tesla vs Amazon wars of 2030.
>>20590719
>He fell for the stay at home wife meme
>He fell for the parasitic children meme
>All this just to get blowjobs for a few years before they inevitability stop coming and you get divorced.
That's going to be a yikes from me, friend. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.20590879]

>>20590849
t. Tranny

[Anonymous No.20590883]

>>20590833
Saving money is a drain on the economy.
You better fucking buy stocks or spend your money, or Mnuchin is gonna be PISSED.

[Anonymous No.20590886]

>>20590835
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.20590889]

>>20590820
>Technically the risk for selling puts is infinite
Sad desu no bad touch

[Anonymous No.20590897]

>>20590844
Fun>Discipline
>>20590852
Do it with QQQ and not a single stock and its a solid strategy.

[Anonymous No.20590898]

>>20590839
just hold TQQQ

[Anonymous No.20590899]

>>20590709
I'll one up that
>its OK for retards without savings and crazy overhead to lose their business because they can't into accounting or planning ahead.
Get fucked you overleveraged cucks.

[Anonymous No.20590900]

Why the fuck is quick settlement not working on RH right now? Anyone else seeing this?

[Anonymous No.20590901]

USAC has to be the only energy stock worth owning

[Anonymous No.20590908]

TSLA stock BULLISH breaking 1600

[Anonymous No.20590916]

>>20590835
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20590922]

>>20590839
More likely to get rich by hustling and spending 8+ hours a day working even if it’s for yourself, and never coming back here.

[Anonymous No.20590925]

>>20590863
tfw the future is Disney invading Venezuala to open a new park.

[Anonymous No.20590934]

>>20590740
what's the story with jeff?

[Anonymous No.20590939]

>>20590747
>Teach me.
Take better care of yourself. Learn to code. Find Jesus.

[Anonymous No.20590940]

>>20590897
>Fun>Discipline
i hope you figure out how wrong you are one day

[Anonymous No.20590941]

THE TSLA TRAIN IS LEAVING THE TRACK
LAST CHANCE TO HOP IN

[Anonymous No.20590953]

>>20590834
this, i cant imagine how life is gonna go on without shitty overpriced microwaved food

[Anonymous No.20590957]

>>20590863
Honestly life is pointless without children if you think about it. Unless you’re one of the 0.000001% of people who make history all you’ll do is work, consume, and die... and nobody besides your kids and grandkids will even remember you.

[Anonymous No.20590958]

>>20590852
Good brainlet strategy for tiny green line but I hope you're not holding after close today.

[Anonymous No.20590960]

>>20590879
hahaha here's a (You) virgin.
Me and my gf will continue to enjoy eating nice food from our local restaurants while you jerk off to shemales and project on the internet.

[Anonymous No.20590962]

>>20590839
Spice and Wolf is literally all you need.

[Anonymous No.20590966]

>>20590925
You just know that Lt. Commander Mickey is a fucking cold hearted bloodthirsty savage to prisoners away from the cameras.

[Anonymous No.20590969]

>>20590716
when will your silver retards learn

[Anonymous No.20590973]

>>20590839
Malazan series

[Anonymous No.20590979]

>>20589916
Fuck you, Stonkler. Your picks sucked ass this week. Nothing but red.

[Anonymous No.20590982]

>>20589589
Brah

[Anonymous No.20590987]

>>20590941
I am waiting for the 'lost my house' posts.

[Anonymous No.20590996]

>>20590957
Yeah i remember when i was in high school too

[Anonymous No.20590999]

>>20590934
he owns the main rival to SpaceX

[Anonymous No.20591001]

>tesla mooning
>tqqq dumping
Fuck should have gone straight for TSLA.

[Anonymous No.20591005]

>>20590839
Invest in AMD

[Anonymous No.20591007]

>>20590960
Good afternoon m'lady.

[Anonymous No.20591008]

SOUR HOUR TIME. DOMP EET.

[Anonymous No.20591019]

>>20589589
I've been buying as many SLV calls as I can. This is crazy. I still also have miners.

[Anonymous No.20591037]

TSLA MARINES ASSEMBLE
TSLA MARINES ASSEMBLE
WE GO TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.20591046]

>>20590863
>Tesla vs Amazon wars of 2030
Already priced in.

[Anonymous No.20591048]

>>20590957
nobody past grandkids will remember you though

[Anonymous No.20591051]

>>20591029
>>20591029
>>20591029
>>20591029

[Anonymous No.20591064]

>>20590960
I hope you and your gf(male) enjoy your Korean BBQ served with a side of Shanghai Shivers.

[Anonymous No.20591093]

>>20590996
>now ive just accepted being a worthless consoomer and future fertilizer
>childfree life is great
be honest, how many superhero shirts do you own

[Anonymous No.20591114]

>>20590957
Life is what you make it.
Legacies are overrated.

[Anonymous No.20591117]

>>20591007
sorry faggot but I'm a male (male) with a female (female) gf. Gonna get some papusas with pickled cabbage tonight from our favorite place to support local businesses and tip extra for the fat booty salvadorean milf who gives me extra salsa every time I drop by.
Stay poor and alone.

[Anonymous No.20591159]

>>20590744
>What's the price target for GNUS within a years time

>>20590744
6 Gorillion

[Anonymous No.20591161]

>>20591093
but how does having children stop you from being a consoomer and fertilizer

[Anonymous No.20591164]

>>20590695
kek

[Anonymous No.20591218]

Holy fuck TSLA is crashing

[Anonymous No.20591259]

>>20590957
I don't care, 99.9% of my genes have already spread via my ancestors, the other 0.01% doesn't bother me. You should look up how fast your genes leave your descendants, I think it's something like within seven generations they'll be unable to find any trace of your specific genetic code.
>nobody besides your kids and grandkids will even remember you.
That isn't enough to justify having kids, they're going to die as well and you'll quickly be forgotten. The difference between being remembered for 500 years or just 80 is negligible in the face of billions of years.

I support you having kids, I support your effort to keep society going, but there's no real meaning in it beyond what you've constructed. Our lives are equally as pointless.

[Anonymous No.20591317]

>>20590795
I’m not really missing the sex. I miss the validation. When you go out and successfully flirt with a girl, feels amazing.

[Anonymous No.20591431]

>>20590801

[Anonymous No.20591617]

>>20590858
In what universe would you think best buy is a growth stock? It's a dying business in a dying industry. Everyone buys electronics online, plus everything on best buy is overpriced and lower quality than what you could get on Amazon.

[Anonymous No.20591660]

SLV is the way

[Anonymous No.20591784]

>>20590899
>failing to plan ahead for when the gubmint nukes your entire industry for several months and counting
How reckless, lol.