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>> No.20586372

First for fuck anime

>> No.20586391

NIO MAKE A DECISION

>> No.20586413

QUICK how do I take advantage of the second stimulus package?

>> No.20586416

I literally cannot find a single SLV call from yesterday that isn't mooning today. Any expiration. Any strike.

>> No.20586427

NIO support at $12? Or will it break it?

I kind of want to see the people who bought puts get fucked

>> No.20586443

>>20586366
Fuck Tesla! Where my fellow bears at?

>> No.20586466
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>>20586198

>> No.20586479
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20586479

spend it

>> No.20586485
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20586485

Uh oh

>> No.20586491

I went all in TQQQ yesterday

>> No.20586509
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20586509

>Up 1% today
>No covered call ITM right now and no naked put ITM either
Oh yeah. That hits the spot. Based.

>> No.20586517

>>20586443
I want Tesla to die so bad just because it would be lulz to watch Trading Fraternity on youtube lose like 120K. OTOH I feel like its just cemented as a "New FANG" stock and will never die ever again.

>> No.20586520

>>20586479
Buy TSLA puts and short.

>> No.20586522

can the market please stop crabbing now and elevate to the next level and crab there instead, so i can finally stay above $500k and have the satisfaction of seeing that on my account

>> No.20586533
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20586533

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

diversify your strategies like you diversify your stonks. no investment strategy is right for everyone, set a goal for what you want to achieve and use the strategy best fit for that goal.

>> No.20586534

>>20586198
see
>>20586387

>> No.20586548
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20586548

>SNSS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.20586567

WTRH FUCKING MOONING!

>> No.20586574
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>>20586485
ruh-roh

>> No.20586576
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20586576

Yea. I went all in on CLSK. Best decision of my last three months

>> No.20586586
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20586586

>>20586485
This is going to collectively spike the poverty national average lmao

>> No.20586591

CLSK is going absolutely ballistic im trying NOT to fomo in more than i already have... already got 3k shares accumulated

>> No.20586600

>>20586520
He can't afford tesla puts anon. He's too poor

>> No.20586603

i hesitated on FE calls now i want to rope

>> No.20586605

>>20586366
Do you guys think a 45 dollar CMG put is stupid? I guess 45 is a lot to just waste but I can really see them dropping 18%. Its a 45 to 3000 bet.

>> No.20586609
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>>20586485

partial share ownership was a huge mistake

>> No.20586610

>>20586576
how long do you plan on holding it?

>> No.20586640

Bought back my AMD put for next week.
Any good earnings this week in that price range?

>> No.20586643

>>20586610
$10 so I can recoup the money I've lost playing with options. I own 3000 shares

>> No.20586646
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20586646

>>20586533

>> No.20586652
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20586652

>you can’t just reopen the economy! the virus is still out there!

>> No.20586654

>>20586485
>these are the TSLA marines

wew lads price target - $0

>> No.20586657

>>20586509
>sitting and shitting
>sell two covered calls
>so OTM that I only get 1¢ premium per contract
>if it goes ITM, I cap my gains at almost $2 per share
>zero chance it'll go ITM
>>20586600
Not if the puts are naked.

>> No.20586672

>>20586416
That's what happens when the underlying moons.

>>20586485
Waiting for carnage or euphoria followed by carnage.

>>20586603
Time to buy some good utilities instead.

>> No.20586674

>>20586485
I should just buy one of those robinhood shares for a dollar, even if they miss bigly and the stock drops to $1000 I'll still make like $1000 on the deal.

>> No.20586675

AAAU is such a sexy gold etf

>> No.20586677 [DELETED] 
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20586677

BUNNY

>> No.20586685

>>20586657
>so OTM that I only get 1¢ premium per contract
Why would you do that? Ffs

>> No.20586686
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20586686

I've been posting it for the last few days but Ocwen is blasting the fuck off the last couple days. Check it out before retail gets in.

>> No.20586704

>>20586591
But why though, there hasn't been any news at all.

>> No.20586710

>>20586586
This. Anytime individual investors flock to a stock, it's time to get out. I believe Tesla is Robinhood's most widely held stock now and institutions don't use Robinhood

>> No.20586715

>>20586685
He wants his one dollar.

>> No.20586716
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20586716

>>20586491
Extremely based

>> No.20586726

>>20586677
brown cunny!
bunny!

>> No.20586729
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20586729

VIX VIX VIX

EVERYONE PILE INTO VXX

THIS MARKET IS FINISHED

>> No.20586734
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20586734

Let me ask you this.
People 55+ own 75% of equities.
What the fuck happens to the market when they cash out and/or die?

>> No.20586738

>>20586704
yes there has look closer. they actually had another stock offering announced yesterday. also if you look at aftermarket yesterday there were a shitton of bulk orders of 20k shares. also research the company itself its very interesting

>> No.20586741

>>20586704
Probably a pump and dump

>> No.20586754

My CALLS

>> No.20586759

>>20586710
Top 3 are F, GE, and AAL
TSLA is at 9 behind MSFT and AAPL

>> No.20586770

>>20586646
If I gave you a list of dividend stocks that outperformed QQQ would you care?

>> No.20586771

>>20586729
ur retarded man the vix is flatter than your gf

>> No.20586777

>>20586685
I was having a wank while setting the order and clicked "market order" by mistake.
It still won't get up the $2.30 to meet the strike, so it's cool.

>> No.20586786

>>20586646
what is in the divvy port? I know div aristocrats out do s&p

>> No.20586790

>>20586734
...their next of kin / relatives inherit parts of their assets, due to most people 55+ having a will?

>> No.20586793

>>20586646
you'll need to show whats in the dividend portfolio and whether or not dividends were reinvested.

>> No.20586796

>>20586734
>What the fuck happens to the market when they cash out and/or die?
The Fed finally raises interest rates because denying your children and grandchildren the bounty they inherited from their parents is the closest thing to a zeitgest boomers have ever had.

>> No.20586798 [DELETED] 
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>>20586677
based

>> No.20586801

*COUGH*

>> No.20586810

>>20586734

Gen X about to get shit on... again. They can't stop losing, folks.

>> No.20586816

>>20586734
Nothing, because as our population continues to age, a larger percentage of people are over 55, therefore more money will be going into equities than coming out of them.

>> No.20586831

>>20586759
Still. I'd stick clear. It's all FOMO and earnings are going to bring it back to earth

>> No.20586832

Apple will go to $40 if USA start a Cold War with China, right? Their entire production is there.

>> No.20586838
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>>20586677
Based

>> No.20586842
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20586842

>>20586771

lol get back to me in an hour

>> No.20586846

>>20586734
Estate sells us their bags.

>> No.20586850

>>20586710
Blackrock does

>> No.20586863

>>20586734
if they cash out they're spending that money, if they don't it goes to next of kin. kin probably wont sell because of tax implications so they'll hold. plus the boomer population is so big it will be a gradual transfer of wealth, but it will be massive

>> No.20586869

>>20586734
Government seizes assets if they don’t have a will

>> No.20586894

>>20586759
My feelings don't care about your facts. TSLA bad. TSLA bad because I missed out.

>> No.20586900

>>20586842
I've been in this VXX shit all day and I'm getting fucked like a whore in a back alley.

>> No.20586902
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20586902

>ameripoors

>> No.20586906

>>20586734
Why do millennial retards think boomers will all die the same day?

>> No.20586908

>>20586770
I care, post 'em!

>> No.20586912

Technically anyone can get it but they’ll have to buy it if it’s realestate. I don’t know what happens to anything else

>> No.20586915
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20586915

>>20586729
Im all in to UVXY

>> No.20586918

>>20586770
>>20586786
>>20586793
it's like 8 of the most shilled stocks here. garbage like rtx. feel free to go onto that website yourself and outdo SPY or bluechips with shitty div stocks that are way riskier.
why are there so many of you dividend faggots in smg anyway

>> No.20586919

>>20586900
the crash isnt until tomorrow

>> No.20586920

>>20586831
Terrible advice. The big inexplicable dips yesterday and today are kikes trying to shake people off before earnings. If insiders knew they were missing earnings we’d be pumping hard all day.

>> No.20586921

>>20586869
intestate succession basically prevents assets of a deceased escheating to the state unless there's literally no one left for it to go to

>> No.20586928
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>>20586902
Please no bully

>> No.20586949
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20586949

Kino time of day

>> No.20586947

Anyone here in MU? Why is it down?
A good opportunity to enter?

>> No.20586950

>>20586906
Covid wiped out like 150k+ of them at nearly the same time.

>> No.20586954

>>20586906
the Trump-19 virus has convinced retards that there's going to be a boomerpocalypse at some point in the next 6 months.

>> No.20586956
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20586956

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? He was a little horse

>> No.20586960

>>20586738
All I see is a fund bought 1.2m shares at 3.25/share executed 2 days ago.

>> No.20586972
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20586972

>CLSK +20%

>> No.20586973
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20586973

>>20586918
did you even factor in reinvested dividends? you must be a leftist with this fake news bullshit you post

>> No.20586977
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>>20586949
Crab hell

>> No.20586999

Just a poll. Does anyone know someone who got the Chinese COVID? Not that they tested positive but got really sick.

>> No.20587012

>>20586950
None of them were white so they probably didn't own stocks

>> No.20587025

qqq or vxx?

>> No.20587027

>>20586973
>reposts the same no info garbage picture again as defense
stocks like microsoft isn't what this is about, that's not dividend chasing

>> No.20587037

>>20586906
I never said that, but at some point in the next 10-20 years, the vast majority of people holding 75% of equities are going to die. Presumably most of them are going to sell their equities before that happens.

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>>20586770
Post them. Go on.
>inb4 obscure oil exploration roulette

>> No.20587045
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20587045

So assuming a “crash” did happen, what would happen if you held on to your boomerocks stocks?

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20587053

>AUDC

>> No.20587057

>>20586850
Sounds like bullshit. If they do anything with Robinhood, they're buy your trading data from their darkpool.

>> No.20587059

>>20586999
Yeah, my cousin in Cali got it and lost her sense of smell for a bit. I met a guy who had it in March and said he got pneumonia from it. They both recovered fully tho.

>> No.20587069
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20587069

Wish DFFN would pump so I could sell this gay stock that gay fags here told me to buy

>> No.20587071
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>>20586954
>trump-19
The absolute highest levels of cringe I’ve seen on this board. My asshole is eating my underwear right now.

>> No.20587079

>>20586810
How exactly is inheriting a bunch of stonks getting shit on? Stay dumb, zoomer

>> No.20587101

>>20586999
No. I dont know anyone who knwos someone who had it.

>> No.20587111

>>20587079
they're cashing out and you're not getting any.

>> No.20587114

>>20586999
I think I did but it wasnt tested. Way back in march. Was like a normal flu but with a longer fever period and lesser respiratory symptoms. Nobody else in my house got sick, not even my wife who slept in the same bed the entire time.

>> No.20587115

>>20586869
Lawyer here, you're an idiot. Almost never happens, they have to have no will and zero family

>> No.20587120

>>20586999
My cousin Freddie Freeman got it. He had a 105 fever and was praying for his life

>> No.20587125

>>20587059
I got it(besides the usual symptoms) and lost my sense of taste for a few days, very strange feeling.

>> No.20587128

>>20587025
VXX long term
Just buy when it dips. Dont forget, stocks go up long term

>> No.20587130

>>20587045
Boomer rocks are about hedging against the response to deflationary events like the liquidity crunch in march,
If the Fed ever starts doing YCC or negative rates (which they are right now but only in real terms), everyone should be taking out loans to buy commodities. Boomer rocks, shiny metals, oil, lean hogs, bushels of grain, turnips, whatever

>> No.20587138

>>20586999
I don't know a single person who got it. The whole Trump-19 virus is the biggest fucking lie this man has ever told to the American people. They can't even keep the story strait. First masks were bad, then the masks were good, then the masks were good but people don't need to wear them because of personal freedom, they can't even keep their story strait anymore, and that fucking guy fauci is probably making money off this shit while we got 10 billion unemployed and are on pace for the slowest economic recovery since the great volatility spike of Q1 2018.

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>>20586956
heh
Got any more boomerjokes?

>> No.20587171
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20587171

Why don't people just buy SPY calls at every retarded dip? I just made 3 crisp $100 bills in under an hour.

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20587173

>>20586999
Just cleared today m8

>> No.20587174

>>20587079
Gen X is a lost generation. Anyone who's anyone is a boomer or millennial.

>> No.20587175

>>20586999
Yeah this fat church guy I work with had it and came to work kek. I rode in a truck with him all day and I never got it. He got tested later that day and did the whole quarantine deal and recovered fine.

>> No.20587177

What's a good day trade play?

>> No.20587183

>>20587120
The Freddie Freeman?? I fucking love the Braves. Side note, I was at a party and a guy came up to my buddy and said, “Wow, a Morgan Freeman jersey! I have one of those too”.

>> No.20587185

>>20587114
>wife
How's that investment working out for you?

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>>20587128

>> No.20587196
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>>20587171
Lesson 4:
Never be caught dipping, when the dip dips

>> No.20587206

Will OCN continue it's rise? It's up over 200% on the month and 86% on the 5 day. I don't even know how to play this anymore.

>> No.20587209

>>20586950
You mean the ones forced in nursing homes by ny that are given immunity to charges or shitskins?

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holy shit gold

>> No.20587219

>>20587111
They arent all cashing out. And if they do, guess who gets that cash when they die, which will go right back into stocks

>> No.20587227

>>20587183
>his team gave up 10 runs in the 1st inning of a playoff elimination game
lmao cucked fanbase banning the chop too

>> No.20587235

>>20587177
SILJ and GDXJ on the EOD dump or next dip.

>> No.20587238
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20587238

should I buy TSLA before earnings?

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20587240

>>20586973
This chart is bullshit, stop posting it here. SPY has outperformed NOBL even with dividends reinvested. It also has better diversification, less risk, and fewer drawdowns. You can't even beat fucking SPY.

>The results are based on the total return of assets and assume that all received dividends and distributions are reinvested.

>> No.20587243

why is oil always such a piece of shit and dumbs after making a gain the day before

>> No.20587245

>>20587185
Cooks, cleans, keeps my balls empty, and raises my kids so I can sit around all day “working” and watching stocks. Pretty good investment so far.

>> No.20587247

>>20586960
This shit is sketchy. I can't find any info on the fund on Bloomberg. This appears to be their only position.

I suspect it's either a pump and dump or insider trading. Either way, you want no part in this thing

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>>20587171
Bc 90% of /smg/ are poorfags looking to get rich quick as its their only hope in life. The other 10% of us making solid plays are laughed at while we make money

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>>20587027
when have I ever told anyone to chase dividends?

MSFT is my 3rd largest holding in my div portfolio. AAPL is my 2nd largest holding in my div portfolio. Both produce a rapidly growing dividend, which I've consistently indicated is better than yield chasing.

don't blame me bc your reading comprehension is shite

>> No.20587260

>>20587219
>guess who gets that cash when they die
whatever shitty island resort they decide to spend the rest of their lives at?

>> No.20587268

>>20587238
I think so. That or TQQQ. Should have bought the dip though.

>> No.20587270

IS THERE A BUBBLE?

>> No.20587274

>>20587238
Buy puts. It literally has to have perfect earnings to go up

>> No.20587275

>>20587174
Boomers and millennials are universally hated for good reason. Meanwhile we are out here doing the work and keeping the country running

>> No.20587277

>>20587209
Boomer removing is boomer removing
And bullish for markets
>>20587037
There is no reason to do this unless everything is in a traditional IRA and you live to 90+

>> No.20587282

>>20586427
Do you have a stake in it? If not, why are you cheering for the Chinks?

>> No.20587283

>>20586999
My nephew who lives in new town went to that school you fucking asshole.

>> No.20587284

>>20587183
What the fuck, the weird part of that story is that the guy got a Morgan Freeman jersey somehow

>> No.20587289

>>20587238
if you have a death wish >>20586485

>> No.20587301
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AAAAUUGHAAGHGHGH WHY IS THE VIX GOING DOWN AGAIN

>> No.20587302

NAIL!

>> No.20587304

>>20587274
first time shorting TSLA? lol.

>> No.20587306

>>20587270
No its not a fucking bubble. Does Apple and Microsoft feel like a bubble to you?

>> No.20587313

Rolling for every single Indian on stocktwits to die of dysentery

>> No.20587317

>>20587227
Fuck that shit. Out of all sports baseball was one of the very, very few I enjoy watching. I hate what’s happening to the world.

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>>20587257
>AAPL is my 2nd largest holding in my div portfolio
Do you actually know what a dividend is?

>> No.20587323

>>20587257
we have delusional dividend chasers here, need to dunk on them any chance i get so they can cut their garbage and buy literally anything else and start making money

>> No.20587325

>>20587174
No they're not, you're just a cunt

>> No.20587336

>>20587313
You'd kill like 90% of the traffic to /biz/ with that

>> No.20587338

>>20587260
>thinks boomers die without any remaining savings

>> No.20587339
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20587339

CLSK CHADS REPORT IN

>> No.20587345

>>20586977
How do you have so much money

>> No.20587346

>>20587069
Im so glad I didn’t touch that thing

>> No.20587350

>>20587320
apple pays good dividends what are you talking about

>> No.20587352

>>20587245
But does she have big tits and if she does where can I find such a mythical creature

>> No.20587360
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20587360

>>20587306
i dont know

>> No.20587361

>>20587238
options? no
stock? yeah unless bagholding will hurt your account significantly

>> No.20587363

>>20586491
Based af

>> No.20587370

I make a lot and I don't spend it on anything but stocks now that i've paid of my student loan

>> No.20587371

>>20587339
I fomod in and actually made $10 lmao

>> No.20587378

>>20587304
First time getting anally raped by a FOMO-induced bubble?

>> No.20587379
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>>20587138
Just in case there were any lingering doubts about this tripfag's midwit status, here's a post that should clear things up

>> No.20587387

>>20587284
My buddy was the only black guy there too. He looked down at his jersey and looked befuddled. Like, “Holy shit, I’ve got a Morgan Freeman jersey on??”
We laughed the night away. We now believe in an alternate universe where Morgan Freeman, The Voice of God, Is a ball player and bats for the Braves lol

>> No.20587391

>>20587317
so do I anon, so do I.
>>20587277
If you're 65, do you still plan on holding equities, or do you plan on cashing out and spending that money before you die?
>>20587338
Still a fraction of the wealth.

>> No.20587392

>>20587339
fuck i sold mine at 5

>> No.20587396

>>20587339
Sold yesterday at 4.65 thinking it was going back to 3.8.

>> No.20587398
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20587398

>>20587323
lol wut. post your portfolio, and if it's better than mine, I'll start listening

>> No.20587397

>>20587350
<1% yield is basically a treasury right now

>> No.20587400

>>20587270
No, but can't wait for tech to crash anyways

>> No.20587404

>>20587275
Go play Atari you old faggot

>> No.20587416

>>20587257
>BUY DIVIDEND STOCKS GUYS
>Actually fills his portfolio with stocks that have less than a 1% dividend.

What a piece of shit you are. You don't even believe what you're shilling, your dividend yield doesn't even beat inflation and it adds very little to the growth of your account.

>> No.20587422
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20587422

>NIO still pumping after I bought a put earlier today
Please end me. I am too afraid to do it myself.

>> No.20587428

>>20587255
Buying TSM calls is also solid, right?

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20587434

>>20587370
>>20587345
and I can sometimes make good bets

>> No.20587436
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>>20587320
yes. and see that growth? see that payout ratio? that's what I care about most when looking to invest in companies that produce a dividend.

>> No.20587439

>>20587422
Anon it’s barely above water just wait an hour

>> No.20587440

I'm out of settled cash. Any suggestions on something to hold for a couple days?

>> No.20587441

>>20587350
>apple pays good dividends what are you talking about
>Apple stock has a trailing yield of around 1.0%
You sure about that?

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20587443

>>20587350
>AAPL dividend 0.87%
>SPY dividend 1.77%
Do you mix up something or...?
When I say Im holding MSFT for oil exposure that doesnt mean MSFT is a bad hold, its just not "oil exposure".
Just like AAPL isnt a dividend stock.

>> No.20587448

>>20587387
>alternate universe where Morgan Freeman, The Voice of God, Is a ball player and bats for the Braves lol
Wonder wtf my cousin is doing in that universe then

>> No.20587449

>>20587323
Didivend reinvestment is a proven safe and easy way to make long term gains. Keywords being safe and easy. Not everyone wants to sperg out day trading with potential big losses and hours poured in. It id easy to buy big blue chip dividends and just never look at it for 40 years. I think everyone should do that, but then you can also chase the big gains while that is happening in the background if you want

>> No.20587466

>>20587275
Nope, we love boomers because they showed us that hard work pays off

>> No.20587468

>>20587338
>implying boomers aren't burning as much cash as they can and taking out reverse home mortgages/loans

>> No.20587473

>>20586999
Yes my brother got it visiting Europe. Worst sickness he ever had. After 12 days he was coughing blood. He’s almost 50 and fit thank god.

>> No.20587475

>>20587352
The only way is to find a homeschooled girl and deal with their weird social behaviors. Most kids are homeschooled for religious reasons. So the best place to look is church. But understand that religion has nothing to do with it... its just that public education makes whores. It’s really that simple.

>> No.20587480

Anyone got a pic of the green wojak going upwards with glowing eyes?

>> No.20587481

TSLA GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.20587485

>>20586816
We’ve just spent 40 years importing 3rd world shitholers who don’t invest in anything but corn tortillas.

>> No.20587487

>>20587449
>Keywords being safe and easy.
>loses to SPY
shut up idiot

>> No.20587489

>>20587404
Stay mad and poor, shitgen

>> No.20587490

>>20587448
Acting, a very famous actor.

>> No.20587497

>>20587398
You already admitted most of your account doesn't have well paying dividend stocks and you instead have growth stocks. You're also not posting your portfolio, that doesn't show your return or how much you made, just your net worth which goes up every time you add money into the account.

>> No.20587502
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20587502

How do I profit from crabs?

>> No.20587511

>>20587443
>>20587441
>>20587397

my mistake
somehow I thought they had much higher payout ratio

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20587522

>>20587338
They are on track to do so.

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20587528

TQQQ 125 tomorrow kek

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20587535

>>20587416
>dividend yield doesn't beat inflation
my average dividend yield is 3.3%. my yield on cost is 5.5%. my average dividend growth in 2019 was about 9%. Which means that my dividends are FAR outpacing inflation.

pic related is my dividend portfolio. i have 31 companies that have a dividend. don't get mad at me for not being able to comprehend what I've been saying this entire time: don't chase yields, chase dividend growers. my 5th largest holding after JNJ (4th) is LOW. Amazing company, dividend king, huge dividend growth.

stay mad

>> No.20587542
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20587542

uh oh MSFT

>> No.20587544

>>20587440
KTOV is going to go to the moon. 9 out of 10 recommend, but it's only for long term investors. We doing want people with weak hands trying giving liquidity to the trapped short sellers.

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20587547

How do we make the gay crab go away?

>> No.20587550

>>20587245
Lmao. This. I'm getting married soon and it's going to be great.

>Cooks
>Cleans
>Does laundry
>Keeps you warm at night
>Raises kids

All the while you get to "work" (I'm an investment professional so literally just get to read about stonks all day) and post on 4chan. I don't see any downside

>> No.20587551

>>20586908
>>20586918
>>20587041
Some of the best companies on the market are hybrid dividend/growth stocks known for reliable, increasing dividends and earnings.

For the last 5 years, even without factoring in the dividend itself,
TSM MSFT NEE V AWK
AVGO TXN AMT TMUS
EQIX NEM GOLD SHW
APD AAPL MA CWT
all have outperformed QQQ. These aren't obscure companies, in fact the majority of them are in the S&P 500. You can be a dividend investor and have amazing performance.

>>20587397
>>20587443
The dominant dividend investment strategy today is dividend growth. AAPL is a dividend stock.

>> No.20587552

>>20587502
Don’t. Just do all your trading at open and close.

>> No.20587558

>>20587485
bet on multinational tech

>> No.20587561

>>20587502
Iron Condors

>> No.20587562

>>20587528
The VIX had capitulated for now. Looks like earnings are secured AH.

>> No.20587565

>>20587535
post portfolio timegraph compared to SPY, then compared to bluechips.

>> No.20587567

>>20587436
>see that payout ratio?
0.83%
>and see that growth?
Completely different topic.

>that's what I care about most when looking to invest in companies that produce a dividend.
Thats...
Fine. AAPL is just not a dividend stock. The dividend is literally lower than SPY's

>> No.20587569

>>20587130
Thanks anon, excellent info

>> No.20587574

Why haven't you bought yet?

Debt free pharma under $1 with FDA approved drug bringing in royalties and two cancer drugs about to undergo trials

$80 million cash on hand

Did I mention only 5000 shares left in the shortpool? Shorted down from 1.39 they are all covering now. Check for yourselves

https://iborrowdesk.com/report/KTOV

Join the ST

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV

>> No.20587575

>>20587466
sorry what?

>> No.20587578

>>20587497
No, I said they're in mutual funds, which pay sizable dividends and capital gains. And I've always indicated you should have both growth and income assets. I'm just focusing on income assets now because I'm retiring early, unlike you

>> No.20587585

>>20587502
Iron condor

>> No.20587589

>>20587551
>The dominant dividend investment strategy today is dividend growth. AAPL is a dividend stock.
Year out covered calls on AAPL would give you more than a decade worth of dividends. If you did that 3 years in a row you'd have 30 years of dividends.

>> No.20587590

>>20587551
that's not dividend chasing you stupid donkey and not what this is about

>> No.20587596

>>20586999
3 of my very close friends did. They tested positive and were sick for about a week.

>> No.20587598

>>20587547
All that froth helps propel stocks higher. The people buying put protection and shorting / panic sell actually increase the value for long-term holders.

>> No.20587604

>>20587502
Covered calls and writing puts

>> No.20587611

>>20587336
Hopefully we can get the another 9% out by banning all phoneposters

>> No.20587621

>>20587542
bearish??

all other data there implies bullish

>> No.20587630

>>20587567
it doesn't matter what the dividend percent is, i'm more worried about yield on cost in 10-15 years and the sustainability of the dividend than I am about the current yield. just because you want to put dividend growth investing into a box doesn't mean that box really exists.

>> No.20587631

>>20587255
I'm kinda on the get rick quick meme too, but a 30% on 1k is $300... That's $300 I didn't have before. Stop being dum dum chasing KTOVs and NIOs and looking for a 250%. You're never gonna make it.

>> No.20587639

>>20587611
There would only be like 5 people left in here and 1 of them would be me.

>> No.20587641

>>20586999
my father, he was sick with high fever for a week straight after that he said he did have slight breathing problems but he is fine now.

>> No.20587647

>>20587551
Correction to this, TMUS doesn't have a dividend my bad.

>>20587589
Sure. Why does that make dividends bad?

>> No.20587650

>>20587522
Wrong, boomers actually have savings and own property, unlike millenials. A graph on "income" is irrelevant

>> No.20587651

>>20587611
Hey. How else am I supposed to shitpost here while at work?

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>>20587511
Just stop posting you fucking retard.
>hurr durr buy the VIX guys

>> No.20587658

I can't imagine being in anything other than mining stocks right now. We're literally printing money out here.

>> No.20587659

>>20587535
>my average dividend yield is 3.3%
LMAO, what a joke, you've only confirmed the vast majority of your gains were made through growth, not dividends.
>chase dividend growers.
That's not what you shill, you shill dividends are your fren which encourages people to chase them. You don't care about that because your goal is to attract attention which is why you're still posting after repeatedly being proven wrong by multiple people.

>> No.20587660

>>20587611
Whoa! Easy now
t. Sent from my iPhone with Tapatalk

>> No.20587668

>>20587621
I'm confused as well. Strike price is at 230 with expiration on 7/31. Time to dig into investopedia to find out why.

>> No.20587669

>>20587656
bitch im going to be fucking rich tomorrow

>> No.20587674

>>20586999
Some people at work got sick with it.

>> No.20587675

which stock is most like a warm hug in trying bearish times?

>> No.20587677

>>20586950
>>20586906
Most of the people is is killing are even older than boomers

>> No.20587679
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20587679

imagine clinging to tech's last dying gasping breath while the rest of the market goes to shit around it

>> No.20587687

>>20587650
This. Income is pointless if you don't build wealth. The point of income in a capitalist economy is to build wealth with it.

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>>20587551
>AAPL is a dividend stock.
Are people retarded?
Thats just normal growth investing, not dividend investing.
The fairly small divvy goes up with the stock, even though its a small dividend.
You invest because of the GROWTH of the dividend, not because of its value at the moment.

I mean a single 5% OTM covered call on AAPL provides more "dividend" than the stock itself.
>>20587630
Dividend growth investing is no different than "value growth" investing, where you invest hoping for a higher stock price.

Its just retarded to call it calue growth investing. We call it growth investing.

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>>20587302
is it done pumping... am i about to buy the top

>> No.20587711
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>>20587679
>Imagine holding dollars
>-1% a day by default
>Like communism but voluntary

>> No.20587715

>>20587675
JNUG and AGQ is all you need to make it.

>> No.20587719
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20587719

>>20587679
>zooms out
tech bull run only just started 2 to 4 years ago
you can still do pic related. in 10 years TQQQ will be so ridiculously high.

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>>20587639
All of our investing secrets will then be safe

>>20587651
>Not proxying 4chan through an SSH tunnel to a server at your home
ngmi, kid

>> No.20587727

>>20586413
Receive a check.

>> No.20587731

Hold me and tell me Microsoft will reach 220 by end of next week

>> No.20587734

What should i buy that hasn't already mooned? Any good biomeme or EV shit? Clsk is too high for me now

>> No.20587744

>>20587443
compare dividend growth of AAPL to SPY and what your yield on cost would be for both in 2030.

i swear you guys wouldn't know a good deal if it unzipped its dick and slapped you in the face

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>>20587621
>>20587668
Actually, I agree..but the article explains further
These options were sold, not bought.

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20587746

>>20587731
I hope not. Because I wrote a 217.5C like a retard. if we stay below that Im happy.

>> No.20587750

>>20587687
Income
Wealth

The system is designed that the whole point of income is to build wealth. You must be both good at securing income and at finding a way to generate wealth and returns on said capital.

Income alone is basically 1/3rd of the system and a dead end / much more risky to rely on.

>> No.20587767

>>20587647
>Sure. Why does that make dividends bad?
Because growth stocks have even better premiums. Netflix calls a year out function like 20% yield "dividends" with a "worst case" scenario of 15% capital gain.
You accomplish more with covered calls on growth stocks with small (or non-existent) dividends with less capital than ANY dividend strategy. Like its 10x multipliers here.

>> No.20587772

>>20587558
What does that even mean ?

>> No.20587779

>bulls
>bears
>condors
>butterflies
Is everyone on Wall Street a furry or something holy shit

>> No.20587778
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20587778

>>20587711
>imagine holding dollars
okay
>imagine putting dollars into something that is imminently going to shed 20% of its value in a few days
anime posters should be banned from the market.

>> No.20587780
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20587780

When will you realize that your stock market "gains" aren't really gains lol

And this is nothing, wait until the dollar crash REALLY begins

>> No.20587789

>>20587651
>boss walks in and sees anime lolis all over your screen
Anon I...

>> No.20587794

>>20587578
>No, I said they're in mutual funds
3% isn't a sizable dividend yield and because they're in mutual funds and not ETFs with lower fees you're losing even harder to them than if you would have bought index ETFs and stopped shitposting here.

>> No.20587795

What time are TSLA earnings? And MSFT?

>> No.20587808

>>20587428
I dont know about TSM, i have all boomersricks and i havent messed w options yet

>> No.20587812
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20587812

>>20586491
>actually buying shares

pathetic

>> No.20587815

>>20587691
except i'm planning to never sell and I want my income to easily outpace inflation (which it currently would be even if inflation was 4-5%). its dividend growth investing because the focus is on companies growing their dividend.

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20587816

SNSS-frens, when do we sell?

>> No.20587822

>>20587745
Well, fuck. I just can't win with you msft. TSM remains the only loyal stock in my portfolio.

>> No.20587823

>>20587780
DXY = Dixie = THATS RACYS

>> No.20587824

>>20586999
A friend of mine caught it and was stuck in home for a week. My sisters best friend also had it and had similar efffects, both said it was the worst flu they ever had.

>> No.20587831

>>20587691
Correct. Dividend investing can be investing in raw dividend yield (the type of boomer investing that's despised) and dividend appreciation/growth, which is more common.
Growth investing and dividend investing can go hand in hand and it really is an issue of wrongfully assigning labels. AAPL is a dividend stock AND a growth stock.

>> No.20587835

>>20587715
I honestly want to buy in, but I'm afraid of a big drop since it's been running up so much

>> No.20587839

>>20587795
immediately after market closes

>> No.20587840

>>20587502
Credit spreads

>> No.20587844

>>20587816
When it hit 1 dollar a share months ago.

>> No.20587870

>>20587282
I just really want to see americans get fucked, especially since they are obessed with us companies outdoing china companies.

>> No.20587873

>>20587715
SLV calls, holy shit

>> No.20587879

>>20587794
>tfw i don't have mutual fund fees because a family member works at the company
otherwise you're right and I would switch

again, not sure where people are getting that high dividend yield = good. it doesn't, in fact its usually quite the opposiute. Sustainable growing dividends = good. Yield on cost and dividend growth down the road is going to benefit me far more important than dumping all my money into a company like T

>> No.20587880

>>20587772
tech has global exposure.

>> No.20587882

is NAIL done mooning yet

>> No.20587890

>>20586999
Yes.
I was starting my financial career this year with an internship that got my 3 different licences. Unfortunately it got canceled at the last minute due to by boss dying from covid.

>> No.20587898
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20587898

vol nao starting to drop very low. market getting weaker. rates are going down despite fed easing buying

>> No.20587899

>>20586999
I completely lost taste and smell for 10 days. I was a stinky boy.

>> No.20587901

I just got a large paycheck. Do I invest a large chunk now or space out my positions?

>> No.20587917

>>20587835
Timing bottoms is cool and all but right now I'd say just go for it.

>> No.20587923

hey, silver shill
how much longer is this going to pump then

>> No.20587925
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20587925

WELLS FARGO CUT FROM A- TO BBB
>WELLS FARGO CUT FROM A- TO BBB
WELLS FARGO CUT FROM A- TO BBB
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>WELLS FARGO CUT FROM A- TO BBB

>> No.20587926

>>20587901
Time in the market wins.

>> No.20587942

ok i give up. I put 10K on gold and 5k on silver. You can thank me when precious metals collapse

>> No.20587944

>>20587925
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20587948

is workhorse just dead? i bought at 14.5 and its been crabbing for almost a month now

>> No.20587950

>>20587723
Tried it. IT is smarter than that.

>>20587789
My boss is out most days and I have a private cubicle.

>> No.20587949

>>20587873
fuckin right

>> No.20587952

>>20587901
The fact you're unsure means you should just be DCAing (spread it out)

>> No.20587959

>>20587901
Depends
Are you holding for 20 years? Then just buy in.

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20587965

>>20587744
>compare dividend growth of AAPL to SPY
Thats not the issue here.
Youre investing hoping for the value to grow, not because of the dividend. How hard is that to understand?

If I say my portfolio is 50% MSFT and 50% AMZN to profit from defense spending that doesnt mean its bad portfolio. Its just....
Whatever youre happy with what youre doing and if you just hold youre not doing anything wrong, go ahead.
>>20587778
>Bobo posting
>2020
I thought you all died
>>20587831
>AAPL is a dividend stock
Sorry, its really not.
Its a growth stock. Youre hoping for the value to increase, not the irrelevant dividend. The dividend will grow as a side effect of the value of the stock increasing.
But again, i dont care.
>>20587815
>its dividend growth investing because the focus is on companies growing their dividend.
Then you would be better off finding high IV stable stocks to sell covered calls on. Not dividends. A single OTM weekly covered call on MSFT is worth more than a whole year of MSFT dividends. And MSFT has a higher "dividend" than AAPL (.05% or whatever)

>> No.20587968

Fucking finally, my MCD call that was down 55% is finally breaking even. this expires august 20. Lockdowns, i feel people gonna munch on MCD's during quarantine. keep holding?

>> No.20587973

>>20587789
Unironically we hired a new guy and he shows up the first night and brings out nearly 20 anime figures. Some of them were the large 12 inch ones and just put them all over the desk. Well we have shared desks between day/graves crew and he sat at our supervisors desk who is a solid 8/10. Plastered anime figures fucking everywhere. She had to send him an email that he could only keep 1 and it had to be a small one. The look of shame on his face as he was packing all of these anime figures into his bag was priceless.

>> No.20587976
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20587976

>>20587428
Absolutely

>> No.20587977

AEZS is fucking cum shotting.

>> No.20587978

>>20587899
Tech is very likely to go up afterhours today when TSLA makes earnings. You could get in on that right now. Alternatively, for less risk, you could wait until tomorrow or friday when it inevitably corrects and then buy the dip in TQQQ.

>> No.20587983

>>20587925
A BANK JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

>> No.20587985

NEW THREAD >>20587970

>> No.20588002
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>>20587923
Until central banks stop printing. Oh wait. That'll never happen.

I expect a 3-5 year bull market in precious metals. Gold to around $5000.

Pic related is the gold/silver ratio since 1915. I expect it to go down to at least 40, maybe with spikes even further down to 20 or so. But even taking just 40 conservatively, with gold at $5000, that puts silver at $125. Again this is a 3-5 year timeline, not a short-term swingtrade

>> No.20588005

>>20587675
NVDA, AMZN, TSM

>> No.20588008

>>20587973
Fuck I hate being a wagie. Thanks for reminding me why I do this.

>> No.20588017

>>20587879
There's no point to growing dividends in that situation. If you need income, you want a higher dividend yield than 3%. If you don't need the income, you would be fucking retarded to be dividend investing, regardless of if it's dividend growth or not, because of the lower performance.

>> No.20588036

>>20587780
The dollar isn't going to become worthless. If it does, we'll all have bigger problems than our portfolios. The ability to produce food, water, and shelter will the main concerns. Thats why I own a small rural farm with a well and solar panels. I don't produce much because I have a full time medical job but I could knuckle down and keep my family from starving or freezing without needing government aid in a supply crisis.

>> No.20588055

>>20587973
Kek. Imagine advertising your anime fetish in a professional setting.

>> No.20588058

>>20587767
>>20587965
>You accomplish more with covered calls on growth stocks with small (or non-existent) dividends with less capital than ANY dividend strategy
>Then you would be better off finding high IV stable stocks to sell covered calls on
You're missing the point. The presence of a dividend doesn't impair you from writing covered calls on growth stocks because growth stocks can also be dividend stocks.
Dividends aren't the problem here, nor is there a lack of growth stocks with growing dividends to implement the strategy you outlined on.

>>20587965
>Its a growth stock. Youre hoping for the value to increase, not the irrelevant dividend. The dividend will grow as a side effect of the value of the stock increasing
From your perspective, sure. But another investor or institution could just as easily see it as a component of a growing dividend portfolio.
Check out the holdings of VIG, there's some names you wouldn't expect in there that qualified for the fund due to their dividends.

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>all in at 5.3
>minutes later it drops to 4.8

should i end it?

>> No.20588088

>>20588055
I cannot imagine being that based

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>>20588036
>The dollar isn't going to become worthless.
>However I own a small rural farm with a well and solar panels because I think the dollar will become worthless

>> No.20588111

>>20588064
What stock anon?

>> No.20588159

is nail a good buy at 37... i'm getting the feeling this is the top

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>>20588101
It's called hedging your bets you gambler.

>> No.20588169

MIGRATE
>>20587970
MIGRATE
>>20587970
MIGRATE
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>> No.20588212

>>20587973
Fucking kek, WEEBS OUT

>> No.20588236

>>20586999
I have 2 coworkers from my old job in their mid 20s and 30s that passed away. Another one in their 60s.

I have another set of coworkers whose whole family is in the hospital now.

Never understood why any retard thinks this is fake.

The government never gives out free money to its citizens. When it does, obviously is catastrophe related.

>> No.20588342

holy shit tsla is going to beat earjings

>> No.20588344

>>20588236
>The government never gives out free money to its citizens. When it does, obviously is catastrophe related.
That's a very distasteful way to talk about black people.

>> No.20588398

>>20587948
14.5 is a good entry, should see 30 EOY

>> No.20588420

>>20587734
Ontx

>> No.20588473

>>20588342
fuck tsla, fuck tsla, FUCK TSLA

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>>20587973
>>20588055
My coworker does this. It's actually egregious how much anime crap is all over his desk. I think the only reason it's allowed is because he's the son of a guy who's been working there for basically his whole life so I don't think they'll ever be too hard on him so long as he doesn't screw up too badly. The kid's pretty socially retarded but he does at least do his job, I guess. I just can't imagine being that way. I almost wish I had so little shame.

>> No.20588621

>>20588101
It never hurts to be prepared.

>> No.20588742

>>20587973
Just that story made me cringe at the thought of this kid. What type of job is it?