The year is 2048

[50cent No.20554320]

>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust. >$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.20554363]

>>20554320
>The year is 2020
>Op killed himself after RLC reached 100$

[Anonymous No.20554483]

>>20554320
This is some degenerate cringe shit, get help

[Anonymous No.20554503]

>>20554320

Nice effort ngl. You must have a decent stack yourself

[50cent No.20554527]

>>20554483
It ain't supposed to be pretty, it's to help people see the light.
If RLC bagholders feel uncomfortable, they will more likely to dump their bags before the imminent crash to 0.5.

[Anonymous No.20554531]

>>20554320