/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.20507657]

Lets all love Lum! edition

>Brokers
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>20504680

[Anonymous No.20507677]

Does anyone know of any programs or spreadsheets that make it easy to track your cost basis while running the wheel?

[Anonymous No.20507685]

First for BOBO

[Anonymous No.20507689]

Imagine thinking that the markets will actually end up crashing

[Anonymous No.20507699]

threadly reminder Soft bank is likely to make ARM go public. They provide architecture for apple and amazon most notably and a bunch of other companies

[Anonymous No.20507704]

I wonder what will AMZN do tomorrow? Will it continue it's downward slide?

[Anonymous No.20507715]

>>20507677
nobody here who fucks with options actually knows what they are doing sorry

[Anonymous No.20507720]

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO DAMN COCKY BULLBROS THIS IS THE SECOND LEG DOWN WE'RE RETESTING MARCH LOWS FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ITS ALL FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20507763]

will CAPR moon this week?

[Anonymous No.20507766]

>>20507689
>covid new infections/deaths on the rise
>new shutdowns/stay-at-home incoming
>earnings reports are gonna be shit cause of first half of covid

You’re so right anon everything’s looking up, green forever

[Anonymous No.20507771]

>>20507685
>>20507704
>>20507720
Zoom out retards

[Anonymous No.20507776]

tomorrow will be a heavy morning dump followed by a day of crabbing

[Anonymous No.20507784]

are these threads just bots, why is everyone always repeating themselves

[Anonymous No.20507785]

>>20507689
>>20507720
The fed has discussed letting inflation exceed 2% in order to keep employment steady. If we crash, it'll be in real terms only. Green line go up.

[Anonymous No.20507789]

>>20507715
*ahem*

[Anonymous No.20507790]

tomorrow will be a heavy morning pump followed by a day of dumping

[Anonymous No.20507801]

for anon asking about the rosetta stone: >>20507736

[Anonymous No.20507805]

>>20507677
you looking for this https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

[Anonymous No.20507806]

Lol at thinking markets are gonna crash
Tesla will pump Mark my words
Musk has been selected by bilderbugs/cia and they will not let his companies go down

The market realizes this

[Anonymous No.20507821]

Okay nevermind we just broke 3200

Circuit breakers tomorrow holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.20507824]

why are you talking about the market crashing tomorrow?

what about AZN? they're publishing the report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20507835]

>>20507801
thanks
I want to pound that crab in way that are inappropriate for broadcast television

[Anonymous No.20507847]

market dumps for my cheapies

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20507854]

I can't wait until its legal to shoot anime fags in the street

[Anonymous No.20507855]

>>20507821
What does this all mean, wise anon?

[Anonymous No.20507856]

stop posting cartoons you fucking creep

[Anonymous No.20507864]

>>20507824
im going all in on AZN calls even if the market "crashes (FUD)" everyone will just fear monger to vax stocks.

[Anonymous No.20507882]

>>20507789
Am I reading this right? You have $500? And you were down $7,500?

[Anonymous No.20507883]

>>20507821
It's not even a 1% drop, you spaz.

[Anonymous No.20507893]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Anonymous No.20507902]

Literally all you had to do was pay attention, bulls...

[Anonymous No.20507910]

>>20507855
It means March 9 level sell-off tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20507914]

Why are we down?

[Anonymous No.20507932]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Anonymous No.20507933]

Fucking AMZN

[Anonymous No.20507934]

>>20507914
Moon cycles

[Anonymous No.20507935]

Alright. I’m getting SQQQ calls tomorrow, market open, month out, all in.

[Anonymous No.20507939]

>>20507864
I was thinking on moving to commodities ASAP and putting some money into AZN

[Anonymous No.20507945]

kek

https://www.barrons.com/articles/nikola-stock-could-have-a-wild-week-ahead-51595178725?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

[Anonymous No.20507950]

>he forgot futures were down 1% at midnight last wednesday and we ended the day green
>he still bets against america
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20507962]

>>20507864
they already are going into vax shit. vaxart is up to 16 or so from 1 dollar earlier this year

[Anonymous No.20507968]

>>20507934
At least post the best one:
https://www.lunarliving.org/

[Anonymous No.20507970]

>>20507962
But who's the next vaccine meme, I need to quintuple my money by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.20507972]

>>20507950
America doesn't matter now, we're inept

[Anonymous No.20507976]

Sooooo if we pump off this Lancet vaccine report...

LUV?
Or some sort of casino or cruise shit?
Oh shit DIS??

(I'm not going to chase AZN, but there's lots of others who will benefit)

[Anonymous No.20507986]

>>20507910
No it doesn’t faggot
Great a -1% followed by Elon pumps

[Anonymous No.20507993]

I was been reading manga all this night, my eyes hurt and i don't think that i can even wake up in nine. Sometimes i think that i would give anything to be a morning person. See this bullrun for me, i'm going to sleep.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20508000]

>>20507785
>The fed has discussed letting inflation exceed 2% in order to keep employment steady. If we crash, it'll be in real terms only. Green line go up.
Sounds like we're going to see stagflation?
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-07-17/the-fed-is-setting-the-stage-for-a-major-policy-change
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kevincoldiron/2020/07/18/the-fed-is-going-to-buy-stocks/#4ca822d7eb49

[Anonymous No.20508013]

Who SQQQ calls?

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508014]

>>20508000
the feds have paper hands

[Anonymous No.20508026]

I'm putting the shotgun barrel in the center of my chest. I WANT it to be painful.

[Anonymous No.20508034]

>>20507641
>>oil
>'no'
why not?

[Anonymous No.20508036]

>>20508013
got sqqq stock here we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20508043]

>>20507986
Just look at the one minute candle dude that big red means tomorrow opens red

[Anonymous No.20508044]

>>20508026
Make sure you at least use slugs. Buckshot may not kill you.

[Anonymous No.20508048]

tech product for your consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5n5N0UzebU

[Anonymous No.20508049]

>>20508000
They only care about consoomer inflation

Asset inflation will be over 5%

[Anonymous No.20508063]

>>20507993
I want a report on the best manga to read now, on my desk, first thing in the morning.
night night~

[Anonymous No.20508070]

>>20508034
Literally the sector that gets hurt the most from pandemic, stay-at-home and shutdowns

[Anonymous No.20508073]

If news about corona caused the crash back in march, wouldn't news about a cure cause the market to crash again? I'm sure a lot of people have their money in the market cause they literally can't do anything since a lot of people have lost their jobs. Stocks can't go up forever r-right?

[Anonymous No.20508074]

>>20508048
Need vr app

[Anonymous No.20508082]

>>20508000
Seems most likely to me.

If that is the case, I don't know if stocks are the place to be. S&P lost value during the 70s even though green line went up.

I am curious though how the new wave of leveraged ETFs will perform in this kind of market. Even if the regular market is losing real value, leveraged ETFs might ride high enough on the constant "bull" that they will result in insane value.

Was there anything akin to SPXL/TQQQ during the 70s? Or any accounts of how leveraged bulls fared through that time?

[Anonymous No.20508101]

>>20508044
Good point. I better get myself in a noose so that the recoil blasts me off the chair just in case

[Anonymous No.20508102]

>>20507805
Unless I am missing it, that doesn't have what I want.
I'm looking for something to keep track of the credit I receive for buying puts and selling calls on a stock over a period of time. It should be fairly simple to do in excel but I was hoping there was one made already.

[Anonymous No.20508113]

>>20508073
People predict easy policy and inflation for the rest of decade

[Anonymous No.20508115]

>>20508026
Don't do anon, remember why you're so drawn to this to begin with. Existence is duality. Without the red abyss, you wouldn't appreciate the green days.

[Anonymous No.20508117]

>>20508070
but if AZN publish good results, shouldn't we consider it? prices will start to soar

[Anonymous No.20508121]

How do we play VIX now that TVIX is gone?
Are VXX and UVXY the only options?

[Anonymous No.20508126]

>>20507970
DFFN is looking at phase 1/2 approval from FDA very soon.

[Anonymous No.20508132]

>>20508121
Yup

[Anonymous No.20508136]

>>20507976
oh my god
I need a cow gf

[Anonymous No.20508143]

>>20508073
Don't try to reason with the markets. They always find a way to defy logic. Just swing with the markets and follow the price action.

[Anonymous No.20508146]

>>20507993
I feel the same way.
I take a 30mg adderall and drink coffee all day. Some nights I just can't sleep and stay up, shitposting in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.20508160]

Holy fuck I went all in on SQQQ on friday at $6.47 and held over the weekend. Is this shit actually gonna pay off?

[Anonymous No.20508184]

>>20508082
ETFs are something invented in the 80s I believe, and leveraged etfs have only been around since like 2010 or so

[Anonymous No.20508189]

>>20507854
>he says on 4chan

So you’re suicidal?

[Anonymous No.20508192]

>>20508121
uvxy/ svxy
vxx
/vx and options

[Anonymous No.20508199]

>>20508117
We’re far from there, anon. You need to be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel first. And we’re unironically just entering the tunnel for real

[Anonymous No.20508203]

alright im lock and loaded with 10k to get into the market tomorrow, what meme am I falling into? its looking hot for SQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.20508217]

>>20508192
>SVXY
never forget

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508222]

>>20508189

[Anonymous No.20508224]

Thank god for cheapies on monday..

[Anonymous No.20508236]

>>20508217
i know anon.. i was there...

[Anonymous No.20508240]

Literally all you had to do was pay attention

[Anonymous No.20508242]

I have a question. If my debit spread reaches the maximum amount it could reach, will my stock broker automatically excercise it?
I have 45/48 DOW debit spread. My broker is robinhood.
Do I just put in a limit order to sell at $3?

[Anonymous No.20508249]

>>20507763
Is it over before it even started for us CAPR bros

[Anonymous No.20508277]

what's the next WKHS?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20508278]

>>20508082
>If that is the case, I don't know if stocks are the place to be. S&P lost value during the 70s even though green line went up.
If not stocks, what alternatives would exist? I don't think real estate gets better returns.
>I am curious though how the new wave of leveraged ETFs will perform in this kind of market. Even if the regular market is losing real value, leveraged ETFs might ride high enough on the constant "bull" that they will result in insane value.
The returns just have to outpace inflation, right?
I personally don't think I'm ever going back to holding 1X leverage ever since I read the ddnums article on optimal leverage being 2X to 3X
>Was there anything akin to SPXL/TQQQ during the 70s?
I'd imagine so. They at least had options contracts, I believe.
>Or any accounts of how leveraged bulls fared through that time?
GL

[Anonymous No.20508304]

>>20508242
generally the broker only auto removes the long option when the matching expiry short option is exercised,
in my experience it wont hit the exact full $3 due to the spread so you can try for 2.95/99

[Anonymous No.20508311]

>>20508240
B-but I live in a state with few to no new cases...

[Anonymous No.20508319]

>>20508277
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.20508321]

I just started stock market on robinhood and reddit and then moved over here to this sub feed. I have never seen the graph on investing.com drop so much during the night markets. Has anyone seen this before or is it unprecedented?

I am panicked a little now and need to wake up as soon as robinhood opens to sell my hertz. are you other guys worried that have been investing longer than me.

[Anonymous No.20508329]

>>20508199
yes, you're right. Many places are starting to shut down again

[Anonymous No.20508342]

>>20508311
How's Mount Rushmore?

[Anonymous No.20508349]

>>20508321
this is literally nothing you fucking baby

[Anonymous No.20508367]

>>20508277
CNNY

[Anonymous No.20508370]

>>20508321

ok thats some high quality bait

[Anonymous No.20508371]

>>20508321
>I am panicked a little now and need to wake up as soon as robinhood opens to sell my hertz

[Anonymous No.20508375]

>>20508321
Yawn

[Anonymous No.20508376]

>stock market on robinhood and reddit and then moved over here to this sub feed
Fuck off we're full.

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508378]

>>20508321
kek.

[Anonymous No.20508386]

>>20508321
go back

[Anonymous No.20508394]

Hope you guys are ready for the BIGGEST, BLOODIEST, REDDEST day the market has every seen before on Monday.

[Anonymous No.20508395]

>>20508321
if you just started in the market you should prolly not start with bankrupt companies without first reading about how liquidation goes to bond holders first, etc

[Anonymous No.20508398]

>>20508370
>high quality
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.20508403]

>>20508321

[Anonymous No.20508407]

>>20508311
Lol so do I, and I’m glad as fuck that we’re doing relatively well (for Americans), but that doesn’t mean I ignore the news. Shit is about to get real, the last few months have been nothing

[Anonymous No.20508418]

Looks at futures:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20508426]

>>20508278
>If not stocks, what alternatives would exist? I don't think real estate gets better returns.
2assscoops you are retarded, if you bought gold in the 70s you made it. Three asset classes: commodities/PMs, stocks/bonds, and rel estate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-knwwD-PZc

[Anonymous No.20508435]

>>20508321
retard

[Anonymous No.20508437]

As a 26 year old, is it socially acceptable to date an 18 or 19 year old?

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508454]

>>20508437

[Anonymous No.20508455]

>>20507776
"No"

[Anonymous No.20508459]

is reading technical analysis of the financial markets by Jhon Murphy a good starting point to understand this fuckery, lads?

or how did you start?

[Anonymous No.20508464]

>>20508437
Divide age in half, add 7. Acceptable date minimum for 26 is 20.

[Anonymous No.20508467]

>zoom out on nasdaq graph
ok that's it putting in $450k on x2 leverage nasdaq

[Anonymous No.20508468]

>>20508321
Invest everything into KTOV

[Anonymous No.20508481]

how to long CNNY?

[Anonymous No.20508488]

>>20508459
does anyone have the astrology book picture

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508494]

>>20508468
How long before KTOV fags give up? It's done nothing but drop the last 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.20508501]

AZN bros....another country added to the list

[Anonymous No.20508502]

>>20508467
Enjoy losing your ass

[Anonymous No.20508503]

>>>/pol/268710050
/pol/ is never right...right guys?

[Anonymous No.20508509]

>>20508467
you think that the NASDAQ graph looks really good??

>>20508481
just pat them on the head

[Anonymous No.20508512]

>>20508437
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.20508517]

>>20508488
why?

[Anonymous No.20508521]

Goodnight sweet prince

[Anonymous No.20508523]

>>20508437
Go for it. Hell there's 40 yr olds married to 20 year olds.. Nobody bats an eye. I'm 37. My wife is 30.

[Anonymous No.20508531]

>>20508494
If you didn’t fucking reply to me the newfag would’ve fallen for it. That’s if he’s actually serious about what he said.

[Anonymous No.20508537]

>>20508509
>>20508502
fucking retards check TQQQ
that's 3x nasdaq
how the fuck is 2x "riskier"
eat shit god damn fucking newfags

[Anonymous No.20508541]

>>20508517
they're the same thing

[Anonymous No.20508543]

>>20508136
I know man. I know.

>>20508321
Guaranteed replies/10

[Anonymous No.20508554]

>>20508277
SPAQ and SHLL

[Anonymous No.20508569]

>>20508523
>wife
How's that investment going for you?

[Anonymous No.20508576]

>>20508523
what if your wife was 18 though...

>>20508537
bro I'm not a retard
I just asked a question

[Anonymous No.20508589]

>>20508321
include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.20508616]

>>20508576
yes nasdaq and TQQQ is fucking GOOD
just check TQQQ, pick literally any year to start with to today, you beat every single index there is, you beat any bluechip/tech portfolio you can create, the only way you would beat TQQQ is picking very few absolute winner stocks

[Anonymous No.20508620]

>>20508321
Are you retarded? HTZ is a long term hold, going to be the next TSLA.

[Anonymous No.20508630]

EU failing to do anythingkek. Wattasurprise

[Anonymous No.20508660]

DOW futures need to be up like 2% for people to be somewhat happy but when they're down only .45% everyone freaks the fuck out? Negroids would define yall as "bitch-ass niggas".

[Anonymous No.20508667]

Why did I only go in for 10 shares instead of 100 of AZN. Or buy calls. I'm missing out on the biggest moon mission.

[Anonymous No.20508670]

>>20508321
Get the fuck out of here, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20508683]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20508692]

>>20508426
I had never taken gold seriously since I think it does worse in the long run, but I'll look into this.
JNUG looks like shit. GLD seems like a fair option. How do you invest in gold?

[Anonymous No.20508696]

On the real tho, how can I find this info before it blows on Jewhoo finances?
By the time those faggots bring it out everybody is already have got a position and I am buying fucking bags, I wanna be first to position.

On the same topic, how dip is NKLA going to dump?
Should I get a short even tho their like 2k per option

[Anonymous No.20508698]

>>20508630
They're still waiting on their trading loicense

[Anonymous No.20508699]

>>20508437
I'm 32 and I'm with a 20 year old right now.
The only people who care are post-wall roasties. Her family loves me.

[Anonymous No.20508701]

>>20508437
what sort of fucking question is this, of course

[Anonymous No.20508719]

>>20507910
what the fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.20508720]

>>20508503
Generally, yes.
What did he have to say, and did they just shout him down and blame the Jews for everything they don’t understand?

[Anonymous No.20508741]

>>20508698
The description of stimulus negotiations are comical

Tied to rule of law
Northern stingy wanting lower limit
South wanting more

Its.a union of bribes

[Anonymous No.20508744]

I'm putting cash in a Savings account but I figure there are probably stocks I could buy that'd give more profit than a term deposit.
Is there anything worth going all-in on for ~7 months?

[Anonymous No.20508758]

>>20508744
yes

[Anonymous No.20508769]

>>20508741
I hope those retarded rich countries realize in the end they will be raided and pillaged by the bureaucrats without a shot being fired, what a sad state of affairs going slowly into the night cowardly

[Anonymous No.20508771]

>>20508699
ok now how do I do this

>>20508435
>cunnybro
nice
>easily baited and triggered
eugghh

[Anonymous No.20508773]

I got a hot tip to buy iraqi dinar and vietnamese dong

[Anonymous No.20508784]

>>20508699
I am 37 and chase on 17-18 year old girls, I am single, no kids and no fucks to spare, I am actually trying to get one of those little ghetto rats pregnant, it'll be an update from the usual brainless thug drones that usually knock them up.

The way I see it, I am actually doing them a favor

[Anonymous No.20508791]

dow futures keep going up you guys are tweakers and have severe anxiety.

[Anonymous No.20508799]

>>20508537
Because it’s gonna plummet

[Anonymous No.20508802]

>>20508744
TSM and AMD but dont touch it for 2 years

[Anonymous No.20508807]

>>20508784
black girls?

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508810]

whats your play? Limelight Networks is soundings kinda good. Logitech looks good.

[Anonymous No.20508821]

>>20508744
buy SQQQ after this week basically putting my entire bank account into it until im out of college

[Anonymous No.20508823]

Alright boys, rate my portfolio. Majority tech with an emphasis on TSM, AMD, cybersecurity, and ARK ETFs. Adding a stack of Mastercard and Visa tomorrow, along with Logitech and Calix.

[Anonymous No.20508834]

>>20508823
>boomerfolios

[Anonymous No.20508841]

>>20508784
>I am actually trying to get one of those little ghetto rats pregnant, it'll be an update from the usual brainless thug drones that usually knock them up

That's actually not a bad idea. Good luck, fren.

[Anonymous No.20508842]

>>20508660
Futures price behaviour in earnings season:
-downward pressure overnight due to de-risking on earnings reports set for the following day
-if earnings reports are good and market is willing, that overnight de-risking turns to flood straight back in during the day after said AM earnings but may slump back down again around power hour as de-risking for the PM earnings calls occurs.
The result is snibby business unless/until key blue chip companies come through with the goods and instill a greater confidence in equities for the remainder of the earnings to come. This same thing happened last week with banks.

[Anonymous No.20508846]

>>20508823
Pretty solid but maybe not enough leverage

[Anonymous No.20508858]

>>20508321
>This obvious

How do you idiots not recognize a blatant troll

[Anonymous No.20508865]

>>20508799
>*zooms out*
>*check tqqq graph 10 years*
>tech has barely just started in the last 4 years, not even close to a bubble
ok stay poor while i become a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.20508871]

>>20508823
Stocks are stocks. Dont really give a fuck about your picks versus spy or whatever. Same shit. What about the rest of your portfolio? How much iraqi dinar? How many 90% copper pennies? Any rare pepes? These are the real questions

[Anonymous No.20508872]

>>20508842
More than that

Stimulus negotiations all week
Corona effects
Earnings of a century in terms of uniqueness.

These futures are meaningless unless its a trillion fund with insider info on all of that. Which is highly unlikely.

[Anonymous No.20508874]

>>20508791
>dow futures keep going up you guys are tweakers
>DOW -100 pts

[Anonymous No.20508877]

>futures
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.20508881]

>>20508858
everyone recognized that he's trolling, I think you might be the retard here. I bet you post "underrated comment" on reddit

[Anonymous No.20508887]

>>20508871
How many racist banned mtg card and card art?

[Anonymous No.20508891]

Sayonara motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.20508895]

>>20508881
What's reddit?

[Anonymous No.20508899]

>>20508865
At least wait 2-3 weeks bro

[Anonymous No.20508919]

>>20508895
It's where you belong

[Anonymous No.20508928]

>>20508919
Sounds fun

[Anonymous No.20508932]

>>20508919
ahahaha very funny kind stranger!! take my upvote!

[Anonymous No.20508943]

>>20508807
My cock is like the untied nations bro, it sees no colors and again, the way I see it my kids might be miserable by having a ghetto mom but those of us with some consciousness need to breed more, smart people rear one or 2 kids while hood rats drop a litter of 8 nigglets per sheboon.
The world is getting dumber and fucking dumber by the generation, anyone above room temperature I.Q. should breed 2 or 3 little spics, sheboons and mud sharks.

Again think of it as doing a favor to the world, we're at levels of Idiocracy none tolerable.

You would also knock them up early to price the niggers out their pussies

[Anonymous No.20508962]

>>20508821
After this week?
As in, not right now?

>>20508758
>>20508802
Actually now that I think about it, I can probably leave this cash for longer. A lot longer. Like 5+ years while I'm not earning.
Does that make a difference?

Anyway much obliged, thanks.

[Anonymous No.20508974]

$40 in 2013
400 in 2020

[Anonymous No.20508981]

Daily reminder that if you support any rights for faggots besides the right to a bullet in the head, you support child molestation. These people are so deranged in the fucking head that they each each others feces, and yet plenty of Americans are happy to see them "married." You deserve what's happening to your country.

[$tonkler !!Bhxxy9/Tcwe No.20508991]

>>20508858
how will jizzlaine naming the pedos affect the stocks?

[Anonymous No.20508995]

Whats the most anyone's made on SQQQ anyway?

[Anonymous No.20508997]

>>20508899
dude in that amount of time it's already like 10-20% gains missed possibly

[Anonymous No.20509007]

>>20508991
90 degree angle straight down

[Anonymous No.20509008]

>>20508991
not good news for spce, I can tell you that much

[Anonymous No.20509011]

>>20508791
it's crashing you dense retard. your monitor must be upside down

[Anonymous No.20509022]

>>20508872
>Stimulus negotiations all week
Absolutely
>Corona effects
Mild headwind effect. Market is still clearly determined to focus on recovery over shitty current (expected short term) situation
>Earnings of a century in terms of uniqueness.
I don't think it's that unique.

[Anonymous No.20509027]

>>20507854
Lose the trip, faggot. You're actually worse than both literal trannies and anime fags. Your forced meme also sucks.

[Anonymous No.20509034]

>>20508997
O-okay anon. I tried. H-have fun.

[Anonymous No.20509037]

>>20508974
GODDAMN I want to get some collectibles...
Think the VIP thing might be worth the big bucks if I stuff it in my closet for 5-10 years?

[Anonymous No.20509060]

>>20508842
Interesting reading, thanks.

[Anonymous No.20509061]

>>20507805
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
how in the shit do you read the graphs on this site, I am just too much of a brainlet to understand..

example: buying MSFT call

[Anonymous No.20509100]

>>20508943
do your thing bro

[Anonymous No.20509120]

>>20509061
Just hover each square. Closer to expiry = less return. Farther away from the call = less return. It tells you your net if it gets to a certain price by a certain date.

[Anonymous No.20509129]

>>20509037
I dont understand collectibles.

[Anonymous No.20509131]

>>20509061
>how in the shit do you read the graphs on this site
It's in percent increase/decrease. -100% means your financially rooooooned.

[Anonymous No.20509137]

>>20509061
Change output type to money. Since you lose money as the call expires, you have to pray it stays in the green. The longer you hold, the more money you lose waiting for the stock to rise. Never buy anything less than two weeks left to expiration or you are literally giving money away.

[Anonymous No.20509187]

I got it lads. I'm going to try reverse iron butterflies with $1 spreads on weeklies. Sell to close the second one wing shoots ITM. Buy at close, sell at open to limit PDT and increase chance of a wing being momentarily ITM with the gap.

[Anonymous No.20509201]

So are we going back down towards the weekly moving average?

[Anonymous No.20509214]

>>20509137
>>20509061

Also this call is extra shitty since you have to pray to God that MSFT goes up buy 10 to make any decent gains unless you can buy more than just 1 call option. Start with smaller accounts like Denny's to get the feel for it without losing money. Microsoft is literally not going anywhere anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.20509237]

>>20508437
only if you're in it because you love her :^)


also FUCK I hope SPCE drops now in the morning so I get my puts back

[Anonymous No.20509244]

>>20509214
>Goes up by 10 in the first three days

Missed that part.

[Anonymous No.20509250]

>>20509201
who cares

[Anonymous No.20509252]

>optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/credit-spread.html
Suddenly I'm much less confident in my MSFT credit spread... but I've never used this shit before and I don't know too much about what it means.

[Anonymous No.20509255]

When are we gonna have days like these again?

[Anonymous No.20509258]

Buy cheapies on monday. Get 2nd Govt check in august. Check covers cost of cheapies. So cheapies cost me nothing.

[Anonymous No.20509261]

>>20508044
That's the stupidest thing i've read all day, no gunz retard

[Anonymous No.20509268]

>>20509201
Just look at the pretty stochastic indicators and cross reference Jupiter's orbit.

[Anonymous No.20509293]

>>20509137
>Never buy anything less than two weeks left to expiration or you are literally giving money away.
idk I doubled my money by going all in on SPY calls on the 14th when it recovered the next day and it was for 7/20 expiration.. maybe I just got lucky since a $10 jump is pretty big.. I lost all the gains during the crabbing after I re-went all in again on more calls.. I shoulda held off.. I'm hoping MSFT does the same thing this week with earnings.. 205 and/or 210 7/31

[Anonymous No.20509294]

>>20509214
that's funny, I bought puts on Denny's a few weeks back (cus who in the FUCK is eating at DENN right now), and their stock popped up a bit. I got out a lost maybe $7.

anyway, thanks. I haven't been paying attention to the market past couple weeks but all I see is a) earning this week and b) omg tech bubble pop!!

[Anonymous No.20509304]

Breaking: Judge working on Epstein Deutsche Bank case husband and son shot by guy in FedEx outfit.

[Anonymous No.20509307]

>>20509255
Second lockdown officially in 30 of 50 states Tuesday morning markets drop 8% I am q anon :)

[Anonymous No.20509324]

>>20509268
>cross reference Jupiter's orbit.

[Anonymous No.20509343]

>>20509255
2 years from now. NASDUMP is going to slowly go down over the next few weeks I think but I'm not betting money on it.

[Anonymous No.20509371]

>>20509304
this is somehow bullish for FDX right

[Anonymous No.20509382]

>>20509307
trust the plan!
trust sessions!
follow the breadcrumbs!
WWG1WGA

[Anonymous No.20509385]

>>20509304
At least post a link anon it took me a minute to find.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/new-jersey-federal-judge-husband-son-shot/

[Anonymous No.20509395]

>>20508160
maybe in a month

[Anonymous No.20509415]

>>20507657
>Lum
Absolute God tier taste

[Anonymous No.20509425]

How to use OptionsProfitCalculator to fine puts to sell? Considering AMAT, AMD, MU, SLV, WEN
Maybe something like ARKK or KWEB too...

>>20509324
jesus christ terry had some based things to say

[Anonymous No.20509445]

>>20509425
>SLV
hi cunny bro, i'd make double sure SLV won't execute unless it's EoW. price fluctuations for silver spot might go all over the place.

[Anonymous No.20509460]

>>20509255
THE BULLS WILL PRAY FOR A DAY LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.20509472]

>>20509187
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/99ykz7/flipping_butterfly_spreads_ftw/

[Anonymous No.20509475]

>>20507657
When the Euro, takes the Orphan the Moon will rise

[Anonymous No.20509480]

>>20509415

[Anonymous No.20509485]

option spreads are a waste of time and money, don't trust me try for yourself and enjoy your failure

[Anonymous No.20509493]

>>20508943
Have fun paying child support

[Anonymous No.20509508]

>>20507935
How much and when? I’ll join you in this gamblers haven.

[Anonymous No.20509525]

>>20509445
>won't execute unless it's EoW
this confuses me, can you explain?

[Anonymous No.20509537]

>>20508660
Were all fucked bro. No one left alive. We're all financially ruined.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

......

Same time next week?

[Anonymous No.20509552]

i’m shorting this market with everything i have

today is the day the crash begins and i make it

[Anonymous No.20509590]

>>20509508
I’m doing 10c 8/21. Gonna put 2,500 in

[Anonymous No.20509592]

Green/Crab week
>Congress will announce new stimulus.
>Earnings priced in.
>Fed will print and buy stonks.

Stonks only go up.

You dirty bears missed your chance.

[Anonymous No.20509602]

>>20509552
with no survivors?

[Anonymous No.20509606]

NOTHING CAN TOPS MEME

IM ALL THE WAY UP
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[Anonymous No.20509611]

Any thoughts on junior gold miner ETFs? I think gold will go up to $2000.

[Anonymous No.20509625]

>>20509592
you wish, i’ve been warming everyone for weeks about today

this is the end, go cash or short or lose everything

[Anonymous No.20509630]

>>20509493
Sure, you got to be responsible as long as the woman is not too greedy

[Anonymous No.20509632]

>>20508720
Bunch of coomers in that thread but you should read up on OP for a doom scenario

[Anonymous No.20509635]

>>20507766
Party time, florida and arizona being pushed to close with no more icu space

[Anonymous No.20509640]

>>20509508
>>20509590
In reality, most likely 7.5c 8/21. If I feel like gambling tomorrow and depending how much SQQQ is by market open I’ll do 10c.

[Anonymous No.20509650]

>>20508720
It’s an absolutely fucked thread.

[Anonymous No.20509658]

>>20509590
Cheers. I’ll join you in brother, money is fake and we are spirits in a material world.

[Anonymous No.20509680]

>>20509635
Yeah, you've been saying this for three weeks. ICU's cycle patients by the day. Either it's filled up or it's not.

>two more weeks bro

[Anonymous No.20509696]

>>20509635
crash incoming big time, lockdowns all across the country

i’ve seen what this virus can do first hand. my sister had it and she felt horrible

[Anonymous No.20509701]

>>20509592
That doesn't sound like a plan, Trump needs to figure another way, another pump will destroy the economy for good if it even has any chance now, they're betting it all on a vaccine whoever finds it first wins.

[Anonymous No.20509720]

>>20509625
>i’ve been warming everyone
knock it off!

[Anonymous No.20509735]

>>20507657
does anyone have this exact pic but topless. this is very important

[Anonymous No.20509740]

OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE WAS ALREADY DEAD AND THEY WERE KEEPING IT SECRET

> RIYADH, July 20 (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia's 84-year-old ruler, King Salman bin Abdulaziz, has been admitted to hospital in the capital Riyadh, suffering from inflammation of the gall bladder, state news agency SPA said on Monday.
>The king, who has ruled the world's largest oil exporter and close U.S. ally since 2015, was undergoing medical checks, the agency added, without giving details.

This... could cause some instability, no?

[Anonymous No.20509747]

>>20509720
don’t want free market advice?

[Anonymous No.20509754]

Short Disney if you want to live -.-

[Anonymous No.20509757]

>>20509696
If NY isn’t locked down then no crash.

[Anonymous No.20509759]

Oh look another Sunday filled with doomposters that are just brimming with themselves being very smart and rational.
Surely this time we'll have a "rug pull" and the legendary "Blood Red Monday" they've been talking about for months

[Anonymous No.20509770]

>>20509696
>she felt horrible
Oh god, she felt bad. Better shut down the economy and arrest people for leaving their houses.

[Anonymous No.20509780]

Fuck anime

[Anonymous No.20509802]

>>20509770
I've stopped masturbating until she gets better.

An0n$,

If Trump dies from virus, are markets going to crash?

[Anonymous No.20509804]

>>20509759
if you look at the technicals and the news surrounding covid and china then you would come to the same conclusion

[Anonymous No.20509806]

I miss the old days
Why is China allowed to exist? Before you know it, they’ll have another plague because some idiot cannibalized another citizen

[Anonymous No.20509819]

>>20509740
Maybe the powers that be were mad, or he's too old, or a different fren called in a favor and now it's his turn. He'll probably die from a sudden cardiac event or commit suicide and the new ruler steps in without missing a beat. They've done it so many times it's like changing a light bulb at this point.

[Anonymous No.20509826]

>>20509759
boboposting on the weekends is a time honored tradition

[Anonymous No.20509829]

>>20509759
It can happen Tesla it's the only company that can save this

[Anonymous No.20509830]

>>20509680
>/smg/ is this fucking stupid on a Sunday night
I think I might pass on posting this week too... I'm very glad that the conversation is ICUs and not deaths, but the meme arrows are fucking retarded, we're approaching an adequate sample size to confirm, beyond reasonable doubt, that there is a directly proportional relationship between economic activity and ICU admissions. It's stupid to even talk about it. Corona is a headwind, and that's about it. The states aren't able to shut down again unless the state reps think that the penalties of running an unbalanced budget will help them stick it to Donnie. There's much more interesting shit to speculate over and this is the BS you're fixated on.

[Anonymous No.20509858]

>>20508823
Redpill me on ARK, been seeing them a lot, whats their deal?

[Anonymous No.20509876]

>>20508810
Monday buy coke calls. Tuesday sell them and chill. Wednesday buy lvs puts. Thursday sell them and buy discover calls and amex calls. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.20509878]

>>20509830
We now have thousands, and thousands, and thousands, AND THOUSANDS of ventilators sitting around that we don't need because their stupid plague didn't materialize. You don't NEED an ICU bed for the vast majority of Covid patients. That's just where the hospitals put them first because it gives the highest bill rate on top of the special Covid bux they get from the feds. These numbers are all manipulated hard for money.

[Anonymous No.20509911]

BOBO ARE U OK
ARE U OK
ARE U OK BOBO

BOBO ARE U OK
ARE U OK
ARE U OK BOBO

BOBO ME ARE U OK
WOULD YOU TELL US THAT UR OK BOBO

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH CRIMIBULL

[Anonymous No.20509914]

>>20508823
What are you, a mutual fund? Sell some losers and increase position on winners. Or average down on some losers if you still believe they are solid. Too many positions

[Anonymous No.20509918]

>>20509878
Dumbest person i’ve seen itt is you. Start taking this shit seriously or get left behind.

[Anonymous No.20509919]

>>20509747
I'm hot enough as it is, no more warming.

>>20509819
Hasn't this one been in power for ages, and the past 5-10 years been in hiding while MBS consolidates power?

[Anonymous No.20509933]

>>20509918
You're the same guy that's been here all day. You type, ironically or not, like some guy in his 40s on Zuccbook and it stands out like shit on /biz/

[Anonymous No.20509944]

Goin deep on
MVIS
AZN
DFFN

[Anonymous No.20509947]

>>20508887
They forgot to ban this one though, kek

[Anonymous No.20509950]

>>20509826
Oh fuck you, this time we're crashing for real this time :'(.....

I swear....

[Anonymous No.20509971]

>>20509933
the only reason why the covid is a problem is because of zoomers like you not giving a fuck and spreading it to more vulnerable populations

if not for you we might be able to escape more lockdowns

[Anonymous No.20509977]

>>20509950
oh fuck oh no

[Anonymous No.20509983]

>VIX up 1%

[Anonymous No.20510003]

>>20509971
It's killing the people who are a succubus to the economy:

Black people
Old Boomers

Bullish long term.

[Anonymous No.20510023]

>>11848493
Fuck you mate

[Anonymous No.20510025]

>>20510003
older people are the only ones with money to keep the economy moving

you’re wishing for a great depression and you might just get it

[Anonymous No.20510035]

>>20509944
Why DFFN

[Anonymous No.20510037]

>>20509625
Why?

[Anonymous No.20510049]

>>20509878
>yes! now let's open up big league to manage our normal patient inflows with the operational stress of managing a highly contagious and poorly understood virus.
There is a balance to the scenario, and I agree that the numbers are very likely skewed depending on regulation and other economic stresses. With that said, the established relationship of economic activity up and infection rate up is what matters (for the time being). I completely agree with analysts that say Corona should be modeled as a natural disaster, but what I think that's missing is that this is a one to two and a half year natural disaster. I will also state that the ventilator situation and creation of a liquid set of resources between hospitals puts the US in a much better state than it was back in February, but we really need to understand the virus more and let it keep becoming weaker. Additionally, vaccine won't happen and it's a liability for the corps that get the pump. I think KURE might be of some interest, to answer your original question.

>>20509933
lol you sound like you're underage.

>>20510003
bullish for economic well being longterm. Incredibly deflationary and bearish short and mid term.

[Anonymous No.20510051]

>>20510037
a perfect storm of bad earnings, ending stimulus benefits, china tariffs, and a new wave of lockdowns will crash all sectors of the economy this week

[Anonymous No.20510068]

>>20509971
Sorry Boomer, you can't shit all over the generations that came after you and expect any sympathy...

[Anonymous No.20510075]

Fuck man should I sell WKHS or keep holding

[Anonymous No.20510078]

>>20510051
Q2 earnings shouldn't matter, anon. Unless there's other things HAPPENING (THERE ARE BURGERS COOKING I CAN FEEL IT), we're probably going to have to wait for September and November.

[Anonymous No.20510095]

>>20510025
>wage suppression and the erosion of the middle class as the rich suck up all the wealth
>this is somehow the average consumer's fault
Yeah no fuck off.

[Anonymous No.20510097]

Is it crazy to believe that Tesla will beat Q2 earnings?

[Anonymous No.20510100]

>>20510078
it will be the q3 guidance in the earnings that topple the first domino

the whole world will learn there is no quick recovery and the panic selling will begin

[Anonymous No.20510103]

>>20510075
At this point you're stuck until the USPS Contract gets announced. You've had three weeks to get out. If you haven't by now you're staying.

[Anonymous No.20510106]

>>20509525
You're selling right? I would make sure to appreciate volatility if you're selling with expiration dates longer than a week on SLV.

[Anonymous No.20510107]

>>20510097
not at all

[Anonymous No.20510125]

You fags better hope they extend unemployment or say goodbye to your gains.

[Anonymous No.20510137]

>>20510103
When's that?

[Anonymous No.20510145]

>>20510137
Sometime in the next 84 days.

[Anonymous No.20510153]

>>20510137
never it was a pnd rumor

[Anonymous No.20510171]

>>20510075
If you sell now, remember to write your losses off your taxes.

[Anonymous No.20510178]

>>20510100
>q3 guidance in the earnings that topple the first domino
I'd be very surprised if it isn't some wishy washy "things are looking up." BS that a bunch of... something... ends up shooting line up. Although last week i remember some headlines that had some dampened/uncertain expectations over earnings. If I was able to bet, I'd say that we're not breaking away of the general trend from 2008 to present on the S&P until September without an additional shock. I think we're near the top of the channel, and the bottom is near 2800 give or take 50 points.

[Anonymous No.20510180]

>>20510025
Older people don't contribute in taxes and instead increase medical costs in the trillions.

[Anonymous No.20510212]

new
>>20510209
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>>20510209
>>20510209

[Anonymous No.20510216]

>>20510180
younger folks are far less healthy

[Anonymous No.20510254]

>>20510035
Because I like to gamble

[Anonymous No.20510261]

JESUS SHITTING BRICKS

Is this big enough to buy RGR premarket?

>>20509947
fucking kek how common is it?
probably won't be worth anything if it's common

>>20510106
Yes, selling. I'm not sure what you mean by "make sure to appreciate volatility", honestly I don't mess around with options much but with things perhaps over-valued, I thought I might make some money running the wheel or at least selling some puts. And I wouldn't mind having sa larger silver position lower.

[Anonymous No.20510269]

>>20510261
>Is this big enough to buy RGR premarket
no

[Anonymous No.20510327]

>>20510261
SLV could explode in either direction, or maybe just crab. I'd be careful. Over the month, i think there's more downside risk, but It's somewhat murky for me.

[Anonymous No.20510411]

>>20510261
No it isnt worth anything. Just funny they didnt ban it. I traded my entire collection into a handful of old singles, about 20k worth. I almost traded into Invoke Prejudice for the lols, glad i didnt!