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>> No.20453523

first for horse

>> No.20453550

What if Tesla mooned next week?

>> No.20453566

>>20453504
Next week is NVAX week.

>> No.20453572

>from 450k to 380k without touching anything in two weeks
fuck this crabbing, piece of shit nasdaq, but mostly fuck nio and wkhs
what do i buy after selling everything for for 400k, to triple this into 1200k

>> No.20453574

*TSLA will commit accounting fraud to get in the S&P500 edition

>> No.20453577

>>20453504
SHORT CLOUDFARE
NET going down 10 whole dollarydoos!

>> No.20453580

>>20453550
should have done it this week when i had calls
piece of shit

>> No.20453582

CLSK anon from back at 2.99.
I love you.

>> No.20453608

>>20453572
not selling covered calls
ngmi

>> No.20453617
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>>20453489
shiny rocks

>> No.20453618
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>>20453504
my friendship with NIO and TSLA is over

SCYX and VCNX are my new friends

>> No.20453620
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20453620

Let’s say I have 2,000. I spend 1,000 on TSLA put and 1,000 on TSLA call right before earnings, at 3:59pm.

If TSLA beats earnings, it moons, and my call is gonna turn into a lotto ticket and I just lose the premium on my put. If TSLA misses, my put becomes lotto and lose the premium of my call.
How can I lose?

>> No.20453638 [DELETED] 
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>cloudflare has a ten minute outage because China
>every retard thinks it'll drop like Twitter so they short it
>huge short volume going into earnings
>surprise profit
>mother of all poomps

>> No.20453643

>>20453572
Taiwan semiconductor

>> No.20453644

buying the next 25x margin tsla call.

>> No.20453655
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>>20453504
I went all in NIO puts. Did I do good?

>> No.20453659

>>20453582
I wish I listened back then.
At least I got in early today. +20%.

>> No.20453662

>>20453577
Monday morning I’m buying calls cause we know this market is retarded

>> No.20453661
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>>20453620
if it crabs you lose

>> No.20453666

>TQQQ dips AH
>so does SQQQ
Someone explain to me how this is possible.

>> No.20453671 [DELETED] 

>>20453620
what if earnings don't actually move the price that much

>> No.20453688
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20453688

THE CLOUDFARE HACKERS STOLE MONET FROM MY TD ACCOUNT !!!!!!!!!! MY MONEY!!!!! WHAT THe FUCK!!! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

>> No.20453720
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>>20453617
but gold is like alltime highs and silver just had a big big run?

>> No.20453721

>>20453643
how the fuck is this going to triple you piece of shit
>>20453608
my garbage euro bank doesn't make it possible to trade options on american stocks

>> No.20453727

>>20453671
Based on Netflix it seems like it would. Also, if it TSLA beats earnings, then they will get S&P inclusion and there will be a lot of hype. If it misses, it would be the BIGGEST tech earnings let down and people will panic

>> No.20453741

>>20453688
Lol ngmi

>> No.20453764

>>20453688
should have been using robinhood, lol sucka

>> No.20453769

Wtf happend with Tesla?

>> No.20453800

>>20453769
what happened? do you mean NKLA taking a massive shit?
lmao EAT SHIT retard NKLA buyers

>> No.20453804

Do you smell the capitulation? See TSLA being discussed among the top companies?
>>20453504
>TSLA WILL BEAT EARNINGS EDITION
Based
>>20453574
>>20453580
Blue pilled

>> No.20453817

>>20453769
>TSLA goes up 489% in a year
yes anon, what happened?

>> No.20453850

>>20453720
If fed goes ham and lets inflation accelerate the shiny metals will continue to go up up up. Keep eye on dollar too. The greenback needs to stay weak.

>> No.20453872

Someone shill me a stable stock with high premiums that won't be affected by gay earnings season

>> No.20453886
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>>20453720
>asahi
Do they stamp the bullion and brew the beer in same factorio

>> No.20453887

>>20453655
like at market close? no you fucked up

>> No.20453908

>>20453620
>that cleavage hair
muh fetish

>> No.20453913

>>20453886
I also use their pvc ball valves at work.

>> No.20453943

>>20453872
>won't be affected by gay earnings season
All will but not necessarily in predictable ways. Just buy KO and relax. Buy more if it gives you the chance for cheapies.

>> No.20453961 [DELETED] 
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20453961

There's a trillion dollar hole in the economy and only Congress has the legal power to fix it.

Congress.

The economy is entirely reliant on Congress not to fuck this up.

How do I buy puts on Congress?

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20453965

I hope I make it and don't die poor and alone, where is /DENN/gang? Holding $10c 8/21

>> No.20453983
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>>20453504
>TSLA beat earnings
kek, get ready for the dump retards.

>> No.20453999

FLIR Anon still out there? Today scared me

>> No.20454002
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>>20453908
I had to look
my god

>> No.20454027

I panic bought TSLA at 1700. What point do I sell if it keeps dipping?

>> No.20454043
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20454043

Are we crashing it monday fellow bobo's?

>> No.20454050

>>20454027
just hold it will go to 2500 soon enough

>> No.20454058

>>20454027
If you never sell, then you never lose money.

>> No.20454064 [DELETED] 

>>20453999
Drones are the future of everything from policing to warfare to search and rescue. Any self respecting drone needs a FLIR system. And who makes FLIR systems? Why, FLIR Systems, of course!

IRST (which is fancy for flir) is a big industry. I think the Corona pump was overrated but there's strong secular tailwinds.

>> No.20454067

>>20454027
sell @ 350
Buy high, sell low.

>> No.20454087

>>20453961
>Puts on congress
Ammo and guns, in Minecraft.

>> No.20454094

>>20453965
I sold some DENN puts, can't wait to lick up those anti-american tears while I get rich off the nonbelievers

>> No.20454118

>>20454058
Say that to the people who never sold BRE-X or Enron lol.

>> No.20454145

>>20453504
Why do you keep posting the wrong op? If you can't do it right then don't do it at all you fucking retarded nigger faggot.

>> No.20454146
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>>20453965
Not in right now but soon. Wild guess their earnings come in not as bad as expected, short squeeze. And let's be clear here, there are a lot of very vulnerable short positions sitting on DENN now.

>> No.20454153

>>20454027
I compulsively bought 190 TQQQ 8/7 $170 calls. You're either going on a rocket trip to the moon or a black hole; just not as much as I am.

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>>20453908
>tfw gf has breast hairs
Almost had to puke

>> No.20454193

>>20454027
>panic bought
ngmi fren

>> No.20454218

>>20454176
how do girls remove chest hairs? It must be hard having to wax that because there's always one in the way.

>> No.20454260
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>>20454218
Plucking I guess.
Never really talked about it, but they are gone, thank god

>> No.20454287

>>20454058
until the company gets delisted. good luck with that attidude

>> No.20454291

>NKLA -20% after market
*inhales*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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20454333

>tfw you find out you had another account you didn't know about

thanks mom im rich

>> No.20454346

>>20454287
most of the time, you sell because you are in a bind for cash and can't wait 10 years for it to recover.

>> No.20454352
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AIRLINE EARNINGS SEASON BEGINS NEXT WEEK. RESERVE YOUR POPCORN IN ADVANCE.

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Guys, please tell me I'm gonna be alright. My wife is going to fucking divorce me if this doesn't turn around on Monday. Lads, help me out and pump MRNA for Monday.

>> No.20454371

>>20453504
>>20453566

$18 NVAX Chad checking in. So much more to go.

>> No.20454384

>>20454362
It's not a good idea to gamble.

Also, what part of "for better or for worse" does that woman not understand?

>> No.20454385

>>20454346
>you sell because you are in a bind for cash and can't wait 10 years for it to recover
I know this feel. I wish it were possible to just exchange shares of one stock for another at their current prices, without having to take the psychological toll of selling a loser.

>> No.20454390

>>20454362
if your wife is gonna divorce you over $400 you have bigger problems than MRNA

>> No.20454392
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>>20454291
It's because the ceo has stupid haircut. Never hitch yiur wagon to a bad haircut.

>> No.20454393

>>20454362
Your wife is going to have an entanglement

>> No.20454395

>>20454333
>gamble to zero on options
>steal credit card
Dude, stop it

>> No.20454428
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20454428

>be trevor milton (NKLA)
>blatantly copy Elon Musk's short-shorts joke
>get called out
>delete tweet and feign ignorance

literally a pathological liar, he can't keep getting away with this

>> No.20454433

Who was the guy shilling MRNA back during the December 2018 Crash? Where are you now anon?

>> No.20454435

I knew I shouldn't have bought BA calls but I did anyway why do I do this to myself

>> No.20454444

>>20454384
>>20454390
>>20454393
Just pump MRNA bros, it's good for you, it's good for me!

>> No.20454446

>>20454333
I know I have one that I've been putting my birthday money since I was a kid until I was 14? I haven't checked it since then.

>> No.20454467

>>20454428
>he can't keep getting away with this
he already did, bought a $250 mil mansion with made up scam money and set up for life
he doesn't give a shit about where NKLA goes and literally can't even be held responsible for what happens from here

>> No.20454476

>>20454444
Quads of desperation

>> No.20454487
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Moshi Moshi help pls

My dad wants to open an trading investing account. He’s gonna turn 59 in a couple months. He already has a IRA from work, but he wants a trading account. Should he get a traditional IRA or Roth IRA? What’s the difference?

>> No.20454489

fintel.io any good?

>> No.20454497
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>>20454362
Cash out and buy a new wife

That shit is going to crash even harder on Monday

>> No.20454501

>>20454384
>Also, what part of "for better or for worse" does that woman not understand?
For richer or divorce
In health or divorce
Til i get bored do us part
I do so solemnly swear

>> No.20454503
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>>20454395
no it's inheritance money in some boomer mutual fund but it's cool to know i'm 8k richer

>> No.20454507

>>20454385
That's life man

>> No.20454513

NKLA took a big shat. glad I wasn't in that turkey. watch it shat more if any product delays come up. Oh wait, they have no products cause they've got no way to make them... which by the time they do, well, telsa and others will already be rolling them out like candy.

>> No.20454530 [DELETED] 

>>20454487
idk about the IRS and Roths but the leaf equivalent CRA gets really angry if you actively trade in a TFSA

>> No.20454536

>>20454513
Hyliion will decimate Nikola in the long run.

>> No.20454546

>>20454362
>buying on all time high
I wonder what could go wrong

>> No.20454552

>>20454536
>in the long run.
LMAO fucking funny that you're even giving nkla a chance

>> No.20454578

>>20454487
IRA accounts can be though of as savings accounts with special rules for deposits (contributions) and withdrawals (disbursement) in regards to appreciation on those deposits (earnings). Their only purpose is tax savings geared toward retirement.
>Traditional IRA
Contributions are not taxed. Reduces current tax bill. Earnings are taxed upon withdrawal.
>Roth IRA
Contributions are taxed. Earnings are NOT taxed upon withdrawal.
Talk to a CPA or tax accountant about which is better. Roth generally is if your tax bracket doesn't change with contributions you can make with a Traditional. One of the few things a CPA is actually good for. Just steer clear of their investment recommendations.

>> No.20454591

>>20454530
>CRA gets really angry if you actively trade in a TFSA
They do give a shit unless you run up to seven figures real quick. The rules on it are kept intentionally vague so they can give the serfdom tax free investing but reserve the right to swoop in and grab a cut if you do too good.

>> No.20454592

>>20454552
some people are retarded enough to keep falling for his scam as he keeps hustling for more $$$
but you're right it should go to zero any day now

>> No.20454618

>>20454362
STOP
TRADING
LIKE
SHIT

also, your wife is trash if she divorces you over a $400 loss unless you're Vietnamese or something

>> No.20454620

>>20454487
>>20454578
I hit submit early.
The idea is that this is a "savings account with strings" that allows you to purchase cash equivalent assets within it (cash, stocks, bonds, real estate that is not your primary residence, gold, etc.) that can appreciate with time.

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>>20454043
We are swans now. Quack

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>>20453886
kek
unfortunately these would be forged in the US. I'd rather have some weeb coins.

How long until I can get asanagi print silver coins?

>> No.20454650

>>20454064
Big true. Thanks for the reassurance.

>> No.20454665

>>20454618
You'd be surprised how many wage-slave, up-to-their-eyeballs-in-student-loan-and-credit-card-debt people find each other and get married before having their shit sorted. He probably just lost their rent.

>> No.20454696

>>20454618
>>20454546
>>20454497
>>20454476
What do you think the chances of it hitting 100 are?

>> No.20454758

I’ve been trading pennies for a month now and averaging 7% per day. What does trading higher value stocks average? Do you need more money before you can profit on the high end stuff vs pennies? The pennies are kind of scary and I’d like to get out of them.

>> No.20454768
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20454768

I have heard NOTHING about this from any of the MSM outlets or websites. Not priced in

>> No.20454784

>>20454696
Didn't observe closely. At first glance it looks like 70 next week lol.

>> No.20454790

What are some stocks that have fun options to play with?

>> No.20454800

>>20454768
buy KTOV. no flood in Israel to worry about

>> No.20454806

SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY AAAAAAAAAHHH
THIS CRAB AT ATH IS UNSETTLING

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>>20454665
I find it entertaining

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bullish

>> No.20454830

>>20454800
There is gonna be a flood of jewish blood once I get there.

>> No.20454838

>>20454578
>>20454620
Okay Roth sounds better for my old man. I can trade stocks in the Roth IRA, correct? I’m gonna throw him in QQQ and SPY and he can check it five years down the road

>> No.20454862

>>20453661
Which it will because earnings are typically priced in which is why buying options at earnings is a rookie play

>> No.20454863

>>20454830
I'll get there first if it doesn't go over $1 by next Friday

>> No.20454888 [DELETED] 

>>20454768
I hate the CCP more than I love money. Burst, baby, burst.

>> No.20454910

>>20454800
Second this. Based KTOV chad.

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>>20454808

>> No.20454930
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>>20454696
You have a much better chance of finding a harem of 2D anime girls irl desu

The CEO, CFO and other board members pulled out their gains days ago right after the "vaccine" was in the news.

If that vaccine had any chance, they would have let it ride at least up till mass manufacturing.

The whole world needs it. Unlimited demand is a lot more than their cash out price

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How much CLSK should I be accumulating at THIS VERY MOMENT?

>> No.20454984

>>20454956
market cap is merely 40 mil. I think it has a great potential. Thx for reminding

>> No.20454986

>>20454838
>Okay Roth sounds better for my old man. I can trade stocks in the Roth IRA, correct? I’m gonna throw him in QQQ and SPY and he can check it five years down the road
Yes, that is their purpose. But at his age, the appreciation won't be much. The Roth also has a "forced" distribution starting at 70.5 IIRC. Uncle Sam wants his cut one way or another. IRAs can also be passed down in wills but you definitely want to talk to a tax specialist about this.

>> No.20454996

>>20453965
If it hit 11 at any point next week I'll make my strike and be itm

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Why are you still not buying junior silver miners?

>> No.20455023
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20455023

>>20454956
Everything

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20455030

https://ark-funds.com/trade-notifications

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>>20455030
What's the deal with HUYA?

>> No.20455054

>>20454260
Is that a dildo?

>> No.20455063

>>20455004
Because ABBV and V

>> No.20455073

>>20454758
This is why people trade 3x etfs on indexes. To get a higher return, it's necessary because higher value stocks typically have less movement. Some exceptions are TSLA and others.

>> No.20455074

>>20455004
Better to trade the contracts or hold the physical metal. All commodity ETFs slowly eat you with expense ratios. Especially gold and silver. Just DIY with the junior silver miners. There aren't many of them and none are the pricey.

>> No.20455082

Can't wait to get my wife rich

>> No.20455085

>>20455004
Probably grab some on the 2nd crash.

If states are locking down again, its just a matter of time.

>> No.20455117

>>20455051
Good question,
Already at $24 for game streaming platform?
Maybe its a new place to funnel cash.
Maybe @EVDefender is right about the cartel.

>> No.20455121

>>20455082
My wife (MU T SU) already made me rich

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>>20455074
>>20455063

This is Viszla Resources, a junior silver miner. It has already run, so I don't recommend buying it now. But I told /pmg/ to buy it a few weeks ago, when it was only 0.40 Canadian dollars. (>>20136295) It is now up fivefold. Do not know why people are still sitting out the opportunity of a lifetime and chasing nonsense like Tesla.

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You have 10 seconds to tell me why I shouldn't put 10k into SPY at open Monday morning.

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20455136

HELP RIGHT NOW
TALK ME OUT OF BUYING CQQQ, AMAT, AND QQQ.

>>20455121
MU also tempting. I sold half my position above $50.

>>20454768
Kyle Bass has been a FUDster for years. Didn't he get the Sovereign Debt Crisis wrong? Hasn't he been shitting on China for years?

>> No.20455166

>not buying AIM outside RTH
Guys...

>> No.20455167

>>20455117
Esports are growing like mad though.
https://www.vaneck.com/etf/equity/espo/overview/
Been thinking about this one.

>> No.20455171

>>20455136
>>20454768
And I've been hearing about this for weeks.
It's been a worry for years.

>> No.20455173 [DELETED] 

>>20455131
If you're going to do the brainless passive investor thing and dump into SPY, at least daily cost average.

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>>20455126
Is it not too late already?

>> No.20455200 [DELETED] 

>>20455167
You know who owns the largest game streaming and esports platform?

AMZN. It's always Amazon. The only reason I'm not 100% balls deep in Bezobucks is fear of antitrust legislation actually being used.

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>>20454768
>#PharmaGeddon

>> No.20455210

DISNEY PUTS
DISNEY = FUCKED
>No movies
>No vacations
>No merchandise
>No end in sight
>No MONEY

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>>20455210
>betting against Disney
Lesson 1: the Mouse always wins

>> No.20455261

>>20455126
>This is Viszla Resources, a junior silver miner. It has already run, so I don't recommend buying it now. But I told /pmg/ to buy it a few weeks ago, when it was only 0.40 Canadian dollars. (>>20136295 ) It is now up fivefold. Do not know why people are still sitting out the opportunity of a lifetime and chasing nonsense like Tesla.
When the TSLA zoomers are looking at gold or silver is when you want to sell. I have Pure Gold, Barrick, and Aurcana. At this point you just have to avoid charlatans and you have returns. Now I am just hunting for exploration phase juniors. Currently looking at Rugby Mining for example.

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>>20455136
Based Etnaposter, idk what those companies do but if you think you need people to talk you out of something it's probably a bad idea

>> No.20455281

>>20455210
You’re probably right. Disney is finished. I’m liquidating and dumping into ktov

>> No.20455284

>>20454800
Watch for KTOV movement after the August 6 ESM

>> No.20455325 [DELETED] 

>>20455261
What do you think of Sun Metals?

>> No.20455336
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>>20453504

WHERE MY OIL CHADS AT ??? REPORT IN!

>> No.20455341

>>20454768
You know, when that dam was built: they knew that they would displace the Clouded Leopard from its native habitat but they went ahead with it anyway to build a dam that they boasted would last 1000 years, only to have it in danger of collapsing not even 20 years after its completion.

It's poetic justice for the injustice they committed against this darling little creature: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTtiYqj39I

>> No.20455388

>>20455341
Fuck China but also fuck animal conservation

>> No.20455417

>>20455325
Don't know much about them. You really just hunt for solid board of directors with proven track records. The price of metals is rising so fast that there will be absolute charlatans that try to get in the sector and just burn your money like a biopenny.

>> No.20455432

>>20455388
Dubs of inequity

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20455446

>>20455276
CQQQ Is a bunch of Chinese internet companies.
Tencent, Baidu, Netease, Momo, etc.
>>20455203
MASSIVE kek

>> No.20455447
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20455447

/smg/ what's your best plays for a 2x in the next two months?

>> No.20455449

>>20455341
We design nuclear power plants with a 50 year life time, with the possibility of an overhaul for another 20-30 years. To think anything more is pure hubris

>> No.20455491

if tesla fucks up next week i'm going to lose like 50k

>> No.20455618

glad I only had 2K on NIO, stupid of me to fuck up my trailing stop I could have got out +15%

>> No.20455624

>>20455192

Silver is going well past $20 this year. Not long after it gets to that point, even the most worthless silver stocks are likely to double. See the brief commodities bull market which we had in 2016. But $20 silver will only be the beginning. If we get a real precious metals bull market, as we had in the 70s, the average small-cap silver stock will go up 100-150x. And, under the present circumstances, such a bull market is well-nigh an inevitability. The governments of the world are caught in a debt-trap from which there is no escape.

>> No.20455646

>>20455491
is that a lot for you?

>> No.20455703

>>20455646
i would be down to +9% ytd instead of current +30%

>> No.20455717
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20455717

God damn it.

None of my trades went through. Assholes keeping the bid/ask spread huge.

I've wanted to buy this chink shit for a while now, and I got a pullback as well as a "Stock is a Strong Buy; Stock is Oversold; Good Entry Point.
" recommendation from MarketEdge, which makes me feel better about doing what I wanted to do.

fuck

>> No.20455724

>>20455703
Oh no, the horror.

>> No.20455737

Was Epstein always a pedophile?

>> No.20455745
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20455745

Murderous week for a lot of people bro's, so keep your head up. I can't promise you that it will turn around next week but I can promise you that myself and a handful of other very dedicated anons around here will be putting in the DD to try to put together a shortlist of potential winners. Stay positive, keep your wits about you, don't get over emotional, and never panic. We got this shit. Stonk Stonk.

- The Stonkler

>> No.20455749

>>20455724
>he doesn't want a small yacht before hitting 30

>> No.20455759

>>20455491
>>20455703
Jesus, stop fucking around with options. You have enough money not to worry about this bullshit.

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>>20455745
???

>> No.20455827

>>20455737
Why else do you think the CIA set up a honeypot for him?

>> No.20455868

>>20455248
>>20455281
When the dominoes fall, they will fall fast.

>> No.20455891

>>20455759
but you believe in tesla too don't ya

>> No.20455894

>>20453574
>-0.1 EPS
>beats earnings

>> No.20455902

>>20455868
Disney isn’t at risk of having a domino fall onto it

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20455915

>>20455745
Weekend /smg/ is nice. Low traffic, and there's discussion if good potential plays in the future

>> No.20455916

>>20455261

One of the best junior explorers which I know is Precipitate Gold. Dave Kranzler recommends it. You can watch an interview with the CEO on Crux Investor here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybOzVvAfTo The stock has the potential to go 10x if the company makes a discovery, which is far from unlikely.

>> No.20455935

>>20455902
Yea, they just aren't making any money from movies or parks or merchandise. They are fine.

>> No.20455992

>>20455935
Correct. They can hibernate until things normalize. Have you ever been to Disney? They are masters of bleeding money from their customers and have built up an impressive war chest. Plus they’re making money from their parks reopening and Disney+

>> No.20456022

>>20455891
Yes but a bird in hand is better than two in the bush and very few people can predict TSLA with enough accuracy that they can make serious money through OTM calls on it, most people just get burned.

Take half your money and put it into index ETFs, the other half into TSLA shares. Then just let it compound over time until you become a easy multimillionaire.

>> No.20456036

>>20456022
V

>> No.20456054
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>>20456036
MA

>> No.20456055

>TSLA will be earnings
You got facts and logic to back that claim up zoymers?

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20456061

>>20455915
yeah im ready to get balls deep in some research

>> No.20456147

>>20456054
Why would anyone buy MA over V?

>> No.20456153

>>20456055
>the driver was an earnings

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20456163

>>20455745
Thanks based Stonkler
>>20455915
/smg/ threads are honesty always confy after hours/pre market times that's when the overdramatic hoodies go back to their cartoons and people interested in /biz/ stick around and discuss

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20456168

>>20455200
>he thinks amzn will get busted for antitrust

>> No.20456180

>>20456022
>Take half your money and put it into index ETFs, the other half into TSLA shares.
wait wait what did you think i had at the moment

>> No.20456183

>>20456153
>then who was TSLA?

>> No.20456188

>>20456147
Why not both?

>> No.20456192

>>20456055
He’s too confident and put red short shorts for sale

>> No.20456217

>>20456188
Can accumulate more V and it has more room to grow.

>> No.20456224

>>20455935
Dis+ is a decent revenue stream plus merch is alot of shit, toys maybe not but tee shirts with Minnie Mouse? Doubt those sales were affected too much

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20456226

All anime posters need to join the 40%

>> No.20456229

>>20456147
better growth
And it looks like it's under accumulation while V is under distribution, if you like memes.

>> No.20456289

>>20456229
V is the big player and they’ve been making plays recently to deny MA their share of the market.

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>>20454027

>> No.20456307

>>20456224
Except everyone has streaming services now. Netflix, Amazon, HBO, etc. Maybe if there were only 2 or 3 options, a new service would be good, but at this point, they would probably make more money selling licenses to all these other companies than running their own streaming service. In fact, they will probably do this at some point. Why hire thousands of engineers and millions in infrastructure when you can just sell licenses? Thats like the fucking dream.

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20456326

TSLA is going to the fucking moon next week

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20456341

DID MORGAN STANLEY DOWNGRADE NIO TO SHIT AND THEN PICKED UP SHARES????? KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
>heh, nothing personal
https://money.cnn.com/quote/shareholders/shareholders.html?symb=NIO&subView=institutional

>> No.20456370

>>20456180
I don't know, I'm too drunk to do the math. If 50k is 21% loss, that would be around 250k, right? Stop fucking around with that amount of money, you've already made it and you just have to let it grow.

>> No.20456396

>>20455388
Fuck you Faggot

>> No.20456404

Blup

>> No.20456412

I want to be a millionaire .___.
I'm going to read intelligent investor and look at stocks

>> No.20456425

>>20456307
Disney has a ton of proprietary content that has a massive following across all age groups.

>> No.20456433

>>20453577
They literally got ddos'd and fixed the issue in minutes. This is going to show people how many sites rely on cloudflare and how responsive they are to dealing with attacks

>> No.20456441

>>20456396
Fuck off chang

>> No.20456444

>>20456341
Morgan Stanley always does shit like that, they recently had a $10 bear case for TSLA. They use their price targets to dump stocks and then pick them up for cheap.

>> No.20456471

>>20456444
Here is a source for that:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/21/morgan-stanley-tesla-shares-could-drop-to-10-in-worst-case-scenario.html

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20456475

stonk stonk

>> No.20456487 [DELETED] 

>>20456444
>$10 bear case for TSLA
that's full delusion #TSLAQ tier dumbassery

Has anyone else run into Tesla shorts on Twitter? They're more deranged and partisan than even the blue wave fags and rose twitter.

>> No.20456490

>>20456326
What makes you say that?

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>>20456441
>insulting the eternal wild spirit of pure animals

ngmi

>> No.20456510

>>20456307
Yeah but short term people are buying dis+ to watch shit like capeshit and harry Harry Potter movies while they are stuck inside and they are probably doing fine in Non American markets as the rest of the world is reopened the only thing that might crush them is just how big they've become trying to buyout every other competitor

>> No.20456528

>>20456425
Yes...? Selling licenses costs almost nothing compared to running a streaming service. Its not a matter of gaining market share, if they sell licenses, they don't' even need market share, they don't even need to compete, they just rake in cash. Now that theaters are closed, the only platform they can put movies on are Disney plus. They would make waaaaaaaaay more money selling licenses to their new movies to all the other platforms. Dont be surprised if at the next stock holder meeting, they talk about "big changes" in Disney+.

>> No.20456529

>>20456370
close..
200k bluechips, qqq, tech
100k wkhs (30k>100k) idk if i should keep this and hope it moons again or just dump it at this point
80k tesla shares (50), and a few calls

>> No.20456543

I need my stocks to go up so my wife sleeps with me and isn't dissapointed in me

>> No.20456575

>>20456510
>Movie ticket: $12, Disney gets $7 of that
>Disney+: $12 for one month, have to pay for multi million dollar streaming platform
>they cancel Disney plus after one month when they are done watching.
Disney is finding out fast that its not worth the cost to compete when they can sell licenses.

>> No.20456579 [DELETED] 

>>20456543
Your wife will always be disappointed when she sleeps with you

>> No.20456597

>>20456441
>>20456396
Disengage

>> No.20456609

>>20456579
Were transgender male to female
Our sex life is based but I need to make her a millionare

>> No.20456619
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20456619

>>20456543
>having a wife instead of enjoying your freedom and banging some drunk chick from the club when youre horny
ngmi

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20456638

Why is ARK bullish on Netflix?

>> No.20456647

>>20456609
Oh, yeah you both need to kill yourselves immediately. You obviously arent making money because youre mentally ill.

>> No.20456663

>>20456528
Disney is notorious about practically never doing that though, name one instances Disney sold a license rights to to another company or to another distributor in any market any time within the last half century it might be easy money but the mouse doesn't want easy money the mouse wants ALL THE MONEY

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>>20456609
who has the bigger cock, you or your wife

>> No.20456679

>>20456619
This unironically. Made shit returns when I was locked down in a 4 year relationship. As soon as it ended, I started fucking diverse poon and my portfolio and bank account rocketed.

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20456689

twitch is on the way out

its a sjw shithole

t. twitch viewer for 10 years

its on its last limbs

>> No.20456692

>>20456487
>Tesla shorts
Most of them you can instantly tell they are completely deranged, but the craziest part is that some of them seem very reasonable yet they still have some mental block that prevents them from seeing the future of TSLA and realizing any current issue they are facing doesn't matter. If you have time, check out this interview with two of the major TSLAQ players on twitter. It's really bizarre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpnIIa4RXHk

>> No.20456695

>>20456638
because it's just going to continue go up like it always has. like any other tech or bluechip shit.

>> No.20456702

>>20456579
Wow rude

>> No.20456710

>>20454620
Wait you can use money in an IRA towards income property and not get taxed?

>> No.20456716

>>20456678
My wife. By like half an inch

>> No.20456733

>>20456716
Nice

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>>20456679
Once you learn how to attract women having a wife is absolutely pointless unless you really want to start a family. It's amazing how annoying women become once you live with them. The most retarded people on earth imo. I'm just going to keep on banging random sluts until im like 40 then find some fertile 25 year old to settle down with and cheat on secretly.

>> No.20456750

>nkla still 10x more worth than wkhs despite being just photoshopped pictures while wkhs has actual products
i am so fucking pissed off at this still holy shit
i hope everyone that bought and pumped nkla fucking suffers their entire piece of shit life

>> No.20456769

>>20456663
All their merchandise? You think Disney owns all the factories that make their shit? Movie theaters? Thats the whole model. And before Disney+, thats what they did on other streaming services. Disney just got a big head and thought they could do it better because they own the movies.

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>>20455745
>Murderous week for a lot of people
I finished well green on the week but thanks for the action news update alert, fren.

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>>20456716
based futa fucktoy trader

>> No.20456816
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20456816

I seem to be very influenced by ETFs claiming to be investing in future tech. Most of my portfolio is split between the ARK ETFs, CIBR, BOTZ, FIVG, and thinking of buying QTUM. I also have LIT as my majority ETF, along with a bit of SOXX and QQQ.

Will I at least make modest gains over the course of years, or is this more of a hobby with a risk of losing money?

>> No.20456821

>>20456710
Yeah you can take out early without a penalty as well if it's a down payment for a house I believe the odea being having a mortgage is going to be working towards retirement (you will need to live somewhere) as well as being a fairly stable investment

>> No.20456845

>>20456153
>>20456192
Retards

>> No.20456858

>>20456689
bro I didn't think that you could become any cuter and then suddenly you did and I love u
but why did you ever read twitch chat at all lamo

>> No.20456862

Do you guys think the next big stock market bull is the one that can find the most heavily used vaccine for corona?

>> No.20456883

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH JE THAT SHIT IS NOT NATURAL. SHOULD OF NEVER SOLD IT

>> No.20456886

>>20456529
Based, we almost have the same number of TSLA shares. Keep those, sell enough WKHS so you're breakeven regardless of what happens and then sell the rest after the USPS contract is announced. I would sell QQQ, replace half of it with TQQQ and put the rest into TMF.

>> No.20456912

>>20456609
>Were transgender male to female
>Her
Jesus Christ, this better be bait.

>> No.20456916

>>20456816
If you don't understand it don't invest it. I had heard about quantum computing 20 years ago and it's still vapourware.

>> No.20456919

>>20456529
>80k tesla shares
You're telling me during Tesla's peak earlier in the week you had 130 million dollars in this shit and you didn't just sell it and do nothing but whatever you want for the rest of your life?

>> No.20456934

>>20456886
thinking of dumping all of wkhs and sell some other bullshit i have, and put it all into qqq, tqqq and 3x leveraged spy (33/33/33)

>> No.20456956

>>20456919
no dummy i meant 50 shares that were about 80k last i checked
wouldn't be fucking posting here with 130 mil

>> No.20456981

>>20456919
he literally put (50) indicating he has 50 shares valued at roughly 80k

>> No.20456994

>>20456619
>Wasting your time chasing petty whores
>Not conquering Carthage for the glory of Rome

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20457002

>restart phone
>unbanned
Puts on jannies

>> No.20457030

Gonna go all in on MSFT at 200 Monday and hold till earnings

>> No.20457041

>>20456769
They don't own movie theaters but they don't have to the way that model is set up they get all of the money from ticket sales opening night then a major percentage that shrinks week to week from there out and they still have distribution rights and full control over w movie, modern projectors are all DMCA computers that you upload an encrypted movie file to and you can run the movie without a key, opening night (or the day before) Disney sends the key over to the theaters (think of it like how Microsoft Word is subscription based now it is a similar transition) if they needed to edit a movie post release or pull it they can authorize the killswitch with out the theaters approval or any actions from the theater they weren't giving up shit going that route other than late month ticket sales which dis+ solves

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20457043

>>20457002
>getting banned to begin with

>> No.20457053

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1284291528328790016
Musk shilling DOGE again.

>> No.20457083

>>20456934
FNGU too

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>>20456679
eh
I stopped getting poon as soon as my last relationship ended. Goddamn shit sucks.

>>20454838
I do most of my investing in my IRA.
Robinhood bullshit is where I fuck around with otions.

>>20456994
There are no new lands to explore, and no governments worth killing for. The unexplored realms are in financial engineering and maybe computer code. The wars are fought by hackers and bankers. The only real pioneering can be done by billionaires.

>> No.20457178

>>20456934
You either want to keep some unleveraged besides QQQ or invest into the bond market in case there's another crash. Whatever you do, don't sell TSLA. I don't think WKHS is worth dumping at this point beyond profit taking, it seems to have found a floor.

Source:
Dude, trust me.
>>20457053
I think he is drunk/high posting again.

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>>20454768
>two genocides in one year
That's ambitious, even for them!

>> No.20457199

>>20457178
It instantly went up lol Jesus

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>>20457053
I just made a dollar flipping doge after you posted this.

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20457220

im gonna make it monday

>> No.20457223

>>20457178
that source has made me lots of gains so i'll trust it once more

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20457255

>>20457206
Good job fren

>> No.20457292

>>20457041
Whatever you're saying is irrelevant. My argument is that Disney would profit more from selling licenses to their movies to other streaming platforms than paying millions, maybe billions, to make their own.

>> No.20457310

>>20457178
>Whatever you do, don't sell TSLA
No one should be holding TSLA. It should be options. 10% movement in TSLA corresponds to 400%+ in deep OTM calls with 1/4 and below capital investment.

>> No.20457329

>>20457220
>put $38,000 on one stock
You've got balls

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20457332

One day we will have the technology to create trannies (and catgirls) that aren't horrific abominations upon god and man. When that day comes, what companies will benefit from it the most? Genomics?

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>>20454956
>>20454984
>Employees: 20
what the fuck, how can this even be a stock?

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20457358

i love smg so much up 75% this week

>> No.20457392

>>20457355
Ask NKLA lol

>> No.20457405

>>20457310
You keep posting this but how well did your short dated OTM options actually work out for you? I'm up 10x on TSLA without any options beyond LEAPs which I've now gotten rid of and converted to shares. I regret selling them because of the recent pump but I still made out very well.

>> No.20457432

>>20457043
On nu-4chan, you get banned for having the wrong opinion. Very easy to do.

>> No.20457441

>>20457355
mate you can put yourself onto stock market with literally just ideas made into photoshopped images. then buy a mansion with just that idea.

>> No.20457451

>>20456883
JUST

>> No.20457457

>>20457432
tbf I I straight up posted futa porn but what's a few cocks between friends

>> No.20457468

>>20457310
>>20457405
Its cheaper to buy TSLA than TSLA options.
The cheapest TSLA call, only 1 week out, that costs less than 1 share, is fucking 2,000 strike. You would spend $1500 on an option that needs TSLA to go up 33% in 5 days just to BREAK EVEN.
If you want a month out option, youd have to get 3,300 to pay less than one share. That means you TSLA would need to go up 120% just to BREAK EVEN.

>> No.20457481
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20457481

>>20456883
JUST

>> No.20457506

>>20457405
I played TSLA options on July 10 with the 17th 2500c contract and flipped 1 -> 4.50
Its just math here. Holding TSLA from March to early June was better. Now its playing the contracts.

>> No.20457509

>>20457220
WSB talks about that stock a lot....

>> No.20457517
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>>20457441
Wouldn't you get in trouble for fraud? Besides, how do you apply to become a fucking stock, I can't even get my car registered without a fucking beaurocratic nightmare.

Nevermind, it might be possible in the US but there's absolutely no way a private individual can start a stock in Europe...

>> No.20457520

>>20457509
yellow fever?

>> No.20457530

Can you guys be my new friends at night? Where I blog post about how broke I am every night

>> No.20457538
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20457538

>tfw comfy in gold miners
>tfw outperforming the indexes
Also fuck that faggot that keeps shitting on boomfolios, tankies, and PM.

>> No.20457553

>>20457517
>how do you apply to become a fucking stock,
that's nothing special
the thing about nkla was the idiot that started just won the lottery essentially. with retards thinking that anything electric vehicle is instantly worth billions and "what if" thinking
this isn't even fraud or first time something like this happens, and it's all legal and fine

>> No.20457589

>>20457468
You aren't looking for shares. You are flipping the contract. The premiums go from dollars per share to 5-20 dollars. This isn't about actually getting TSLA shares by exercising the contracts but by handing them off to algos that contemplate the possibility that they might pay off. $20/share is 1.3% of buying the actual underlying. It makes sense for them to do this all the way up from current to higher and higher strikes. Percentages are what matter and the gamma on the TSLA contracts is absolutely nuts.
1 TSLA deep OTM contract will cost less than 1/10 an actual TSLA share but multiply the gains from flipping the contract by several times over. It also means its better if TSLA goes down by 10%
Leverage is how you make really egregiously big money here.

>> No.20457596
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20457596

I like stocks, AND anime!

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20457627

ive been throwing 100 at robin niggaz in the hood for the last few years here and their never enough to buy any options virus chan comes thanks nys i will gladly accept this 700 weekly actually have money to work with in rh now up bigly for the week on spy puts and calls riding waves going on smg every night i think ive found my place

>> No.20457638

>>20456749
Hello, is this the based department?

>> No.20457641

Maybe I should hold a lot of dogecoin in my portfolio if Elon is going to randomly tweet about it every week to pump it 10%

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>> No.20457671

>>20457641
im in lite coin for the weekend fuc tech earnings shits up too much to go green monday

>> No.20457676

>>20457509
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2020-07-15/oxford-s-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-coronavirus-front-runner

wow apparently its the frontrunner

>> No.20457681

>>20457553
Okay, but what's the process?
Do I just call up a Wallstreet clerk and tell them:
"Yes hello, I am founding a company called SNEED (SNEED), we're a developer of uhmm distributed oracles in the uncentral ledger node and offer tokenized peer to peer testnet contracts - when can we do the IPO?"

>> No.20457691

>>20457506
I just don't think it's worth the risk. OTM TSLA options only seem to print if they are way out of money, otherwise you just get fucked by implied volatility like (>>20457468) was getting at. You don't have to be lucky with holding TSLA outright, you just have to be patient and let it outperform the vast majority of large cap stocks. I would play options more if they did a 10:1 split of the stock, otherwise it's too expensive for me to gamble on.

>> No.20457695

>>20457589
Can you fucking read? Did you look at options prices? I literally just told you that an OTM call for TSLA costs fucking $1500 for a strike of 2000.

>> No.20457765

>>20457695
3500c 7/24 are 0.9
Analogously, 600p 7/24 are 0.35
Just need movement in EITHER direction after earnings for $125

>> No.20457784

Are stock markets really the closest bet to get out of the hole?

>> No.20457832

>>20457765
This is so fucking stupid. But you keep it up until you lose it all. Its not my money.

>> No.20457844

>>20457784
Yeah unless you want to work yourself to death.

>> No.20457893

How low will Amazon go for me to grab a few shares?

>> No.20457908

I bought TSLA call debit spreads and put debit spreads during this low IV. The most I get fucked is if it stays sidways during earnings. Is such a thing even possibe? Probably.

>> No.20457909

>>20457784
you can bet on anything, as long as the EV on chance of success is >50%
stocks are the most consistent way and have multiple ways to achieve leverage

>> No.20457947

>>20457909
>>20457844
Ahh...
I don't mind working hard but I just wanna use my money right. Maybe if I put one hundred percent into it I'll get 100 percent back who knows :/

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20457991

>>20457908
"You and I, we don't get to profit."

>> No.20458033

>>20456749
>Once you learn how to attract women
hahahaha yeah
Sure am glad I took that class

>>20457681
You're going to need to let a big investment bank go through all your accounting books and shit.

>>20457659
Oof. I'm afraid those shares are not for weak traders, you should go elsewhere.

>> No.20458046

>>20454384
>women

>> No.20458063

>>20457893
2000

>> No.20458196

>be
>1000 USD
>third world shithole
where do I start?

>> No.20458274

>>20458196
nowhere, its crashing soon

>> No.20458319
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20458319

>>20457596
Moshi Mosh?
Based departmento?

>> No.20458341

>>20458274
so, is it a bad idea to buy dollars now ?

>> No.20458361

>>20458341
yes, buy gold

>> No.20458374

>>20458196
start a business

>> No.20458400

I wonder what would happen if I put one hundred percent into stocks and business ..

>> No.20458468

>>20458361
I was thinking about this, since I saw the gold price is dropping I thought it was a good option,
>>20458374
not possible with 1000 usd

>> No.20458488

Made a quick 500 off of AUTO

>> No.20458498

>>20454806
That's bullish as fuck.

>> No.20458565

>>20454812
what an arbitrary, headline focused way of looking at the data.

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20458587

>>20458400
Try it and see.

>> No.20458654

>>20458587
Will do~

>> No.20458672

>>20455446
Do it.

>> No.20458692

Guys I don't know who to tell or how to prove this but look at the graphs of TSLA and AMZN. They track almost exactly. I think big money already priced in TSLA's S&P 500 inclusion and that's what the run-up was.

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>>20458196
>>be
that was your first mistake kiddo

>> No.20458746

>>20458707
my father should have wanked instead of fucking my mom. I agree

>> No.20458756

>>20458692
I have bookmarks of a few big stocks I check at work pretty much every hour and if you overlay the graphs of TSLA and AMZN they are pretty much identical. I don't know if anyone else has picked up on this.

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>>20458468
>not possible with 1000 usd

100$ for a nice design by some dude from r/starvingartists. 300$ for a 12 month website with payment service. 200$ to print a bunch of t-shirts, offer them for 500% of expenses. 400$ for advertisement on youtube/social media (make sure to push the "poor thirld worlder living his dream " angle)

You'll be sold out in no time. Reinvest earnings. Repeat until successfull businessman. Good luck.

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20458821

>>20458692
>>20458756
That is just them following the indices. They don't actually move that closely.

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20458860

>>20454800
Don't buy KTOV its a jewish trick,
Buy GERN all american

>> No.20458881

new thread
>>20458871

>>20458871

>>20458871

>>20458871

>> No.20458890

>>20456919
>>20456981
>>20456956
Based retard posting.

>> No.20458987

>>20457589
You literally did not make any money on TSLA options this week unless you were either holding from last friday into Monday, or made some quick trades Monday with calls, or snagged some puts and held into Tuesday.

Otherwise, you lost.

IV is too high at the moment. The only play here is puts or waiting until IV is back to sub 80%

I've made 100k on TSLA options this year. I've easily torched more than that, but still am ahead 100k. When the Iv gets this high, either the dump or a monthlong crab is imminent. Going by Feb move, probably gonna end up with a massive dump to 800-900, which will only increase IV more...capitulation, then a slow crab back up where the only gains to be made will be from making the right weekly calls on OTM calls after 40-50% of this IV is sucked out.

Normally I'd say avoid any options with an IV over 60% but i'll make am exception for TSLA to around 80%....this 150-200% shit is insane on a stock this expensive

>> No.20459038

>>20453620
well considering the $10 calls/puts are like 3stdevs out..