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[Anonymous No.20443755]

>we're looking for a team player

[Anonymous No.20443791]

>>20443755
yeah right

[Anonymous No.20443835]

>demonstration of excellent oral and written communication skills

[Anonymous No.20443839]

>>20443755
Play With yourself. I am Not your slave

[Anonymous No.20443864]

>>20443755
And Check btw

[Anonymous No.20443876]

>>20443755
please don’t stop making these threads. Good laugh each time

[Anonymous No.20443920]

>>20443791
Merkel was born in 1954

[Anonymous No.20443956]

>Are you a rockstar coder?

[Anonymous No.20443989]

>Looking for someone who loves thinking outside the box!

[Anonymous No.20444980]

"Team player" just means "willing to get shit on without resistance". The employees that are actually valuable know when to grow a backbone and when to take short-term losses for long-term gains.

[Anonymous No.20445109]

>>20443755
>salary: competitive

[Anonymous No.20445237]

>>20445109
>flexible hours in an ever-changing landscape

[Anonymous No.20446082]

>EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS

[Anonymous No.20446183]

>NOW HIRING SUPERSTARS!

[Anonymous No.20446273]

>>20443755
>committed to equitable employment opportunities

[Anonymous No.20446337]

>cover letter

[Anonymous No.20446384]

>please list 3 professional references

[Anonymous No.20446426]

>>20443755
>members of diverse backgrounds strongly encouraged to apply

[Anonymous No.20446436]

>>20446337
This is the worst. They can fuck off at this point

[Anonymous No.20446441]

>>20443755
>Please retype your entire resume even though you already just fucking uploaded it.

[Anonymous No.20446512]

>>20443755
Pivvr3D launches in six hours!

Ever heard of Proof of Weak Hands? POWH is a novel concept that proves that people have weak hands. How does it work? Each person that buys in gives 5% of their buy in to all the current token holders, as dividends, then when that person sells, they give 20% of their tokens to token holders as dividends, because of the way it's designed, it never makes sense to sell. Why would you sell when you get dividends on every single buy and sell?

But people have weak hands, they will sell, and you will get their divs. The original contract had 10,000 ether in it at the top, and this one is launching new TODAY! Get in at the beginning and get 25% of 10K ether, split between all the token holders, according to percentage of tokens! Because of the mechanics of p3D it always makes sense to hold, because once people dump you, get divs, then when the price gets lower more people buy in, and you get more divs, it's a perfect system. But people are imperfect, they will dump, because their hands are weak and they are whiny little sissies. So get in now at the beginning and collect all those sweet dividends with your iron hands. Weak handed faggots encouraged. Thanks!

Join here: /gDj4D9f

[Anonymous No.20446539]

>>20446337
now you have me triggered

[Anonymous No.20446840]

>>20446183
> Looking for rockstars
> We work hard, but play harder

[Anonymous No.20446939]

>>20446840
>loved your profile, I'm chief technology evangelist with my company and we are looking for rock stars with a passion for building