Convince me not to put my entire life savings on Le Pen winning /biz/

[Anonymous No.2040721]

[Anonymous No.2040734]

>>2040721

[Anonymous No.2040745]

>>2040721
I understand you might be thinking "three's a charm" after Brexit and Trump. But think about this. Your ENTIRE life savings? Don't do something you are going to regret, anon. That being said, I am hoping for a Lepen win.

[Anonymous No.2040747]

Roflmao, she will lose extremely hard

Where do you bet on this?

[Anonymous No.2040752]

>>2040721
just do what i did, £10 on paddy power (or something similar like £50.

[Anonymous No.2040770]

>>2040721

Your life savings is £652? Are you 16?

[Anonymous No.2040773]

>>2040721
might as well put it all in bitbean

[Anonymous No.2040911]

>>2040721
she lost the first round, how can she realistically turn that around?

[Anonymous No.2041008]

she isn't going to win bud. i'm sorry but it's not like trump, or even brexit.

[Anonymous No.2041016]

>>2040721
If you're serious, please don't do this. This is coming from someone who really wants her to win.

[Anonymous No.2041024]

>>2040721
Place the bet, sure winner. Email leaks from macron shows he is for Islamisation of France.

[Anonymous No.2041047]

>>2041024
The media have literally been told not to report on it. It's not going to influence anything.

[Anonymous No.2041084]

>>2041047

[Anonymous No.2041219]

>>2040770
bongistani here

most households have -13k debts so +650 is good.

[Anonymous No.2041233]

>>2040721
Yeah fuckin do it she will largely win

inb4 libtards crying

[Anonymous No.2041243]

>>2040721

While US election and brexit polls were inaccurate, the French eleciont polls were fairly accurate for the first round. Same polls suggest Macron winning the second round.

[Anonymous No.2041248]

>>2041024
The leaks don't matter he's still going to win.

[Anonymous No.2041252]

>>2040721
Do it!
If she wins, you'll win! And thus, you will blow all your money on useless shit, thus the banks and the chinks will win and upon realizing this, you'll probably KYS, so there will be one less of your kind.
If she looses, you'll probably off yourself, so there will be one less of your kind.
It's a win/win bet!

[Anonymous No.2041258]

>>2041252
>so there will be one less of your kind
>Implying less idiots is a good thing
Am I really on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.2041276]

Remember this guy? You could be like him only on a much smaller scale OP!

[Anonymous No.2041283]

>>2040721
>1 to 10
prediction amrkets have her nat 1% on winning, enjoy wasting your money away

[Anonymous No.2041291]

>>2041276
Yep haha I remember that guy

[Anonymous No.2041296]

>>2041276
I don't quite understand what's happening on this pic.
Did the guy went all in on Trump? Can you TL;DR?

[Anonymous No.2041299]

>>2041296
Yes he went all in on trump won like $300 grand

[Anonymous No.2041303]

>>2041299
How much did he bet?

[Anonymous No.2041325]

>>2041283

[Anonymous No.2041334]

>>2041325
>a 25% event happened once I bet 1% event will happen because of it
go back to /pol/ retard

[Anonymous No.2041337]

>>2041334
Go back to Plebbit faggot cuck.

[Anonymous No.2041339]

>>2041303
I dont remember the exact amount but I know he maxed out his credit card so like 20 or 30 grand

[Anonymous No.2041345]

>>2041337
max cringe

[Anonymous No.2041349]

>>2041337
Leet digits confirm

[Anonymous No.2041430]

>>2040721

Dubs and you should go for it

[Anonymous No.2041505]

>>2041303

80k all up at like 4 - 4.5 to one, all on credit too, fucking madman.

[Anonymous No.2041654]

Have $100 on her at 7:1 odds. Kind of doubtful she'll win, the French are the dumbest, most degenerate population in Europe with absolutely no spine. It would be a miracle if she wins, but I fucking hope she does. There is only so much even a leftist cuck can take before he snaps, seeing a complete and total domination of other countries upon your own takes a toll.

[Anonymous No.2041681]

>>2041654
Yeah it won't happen. I thought Brexit happening was 60/40 and Hillary winning was 70/30 but I was too poor to place bets at the time in those positive expected value situations on Brexit and Trump happening. The odds on this one might be very low but it's not worth betting on. Only bet when the madness of the crowds surpasses rational expectations.

[Anonymous No.2041904]

French are cucked
The media blackout means the average degenerate won't even hear about the leaks, only tinfoils

[Anonymous No.2041921]

What site is this

[Anonymous No.2041993]

>only have 700 moneys total
>bet all of it on something that probably won't happen

Shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.2042034]

>>2040721
paddypower seems ghetto - whenever i try clicking on Le Penne to bet - my betslip doesn't update. What gives?

>>2040752

[Anonymous No.2042098]

>>2040734
>>2040745
>>2040752

How can you bet on this shit while being US citizen (VPN won't work unless you have non USA bank account)

betfair, paddypower etc dont seem to work for US residents

[Anonymous No.2042258]

>>2041904
It's crazy. The fact these cucks are accepting this kind of (((self)))censorship means Macron is locked in. France is probably beyond saving at this point. They're doing about as well as they did in WWII. They'll be there first Muslim nuclear power.

[Anonymous No.2042275]

Also it's over. Gj op you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.2042303]

>>2041345
>saying cringe unironically

Fuck off leddit

[Anonymous No.2042309]

>>2042258
R.I.P.

[Anonymous No.2042332]

>>2040721
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFhOl1IsaU4

[Anonymous No.2042349]

>>2040721
>Le Pen will lose
Don't be a retard

[Anonymous No.2042373]

>>2041325
>>2041337
WHERE ARE YOU NOW RETARDS I FUCKING TOLD U TO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GRAPH.

[Anonymous No.2042390]

>>2041296
There was a guy who bet 18k on hillary
Said it was his saving but she was gurantee to win, he would have made 5k profit

He committed suicide i think because he never posted on pol afterwards

Another guy same story but bet on trump when odds where insane

[Anonymous No.2042392]

>>2042390
its sad people gamble like that

[Anonymous No.2042394]

>>2040721
New flag incoming.

[Anonymous No.2042424]

lmao get it up you.

[Anonymous No.2042426]

>>2042258
Pakistan has already nukes.

[Anonymous No.2042441]

>>2040721
wew laddie
enjoy homelessness

[Anonymous No.2042445]

>>2040721>>2040752
>>2040770
>>2040773
>>2041008
>>2041016
>>2041243
>>2041248
>>2042373
>>2042424

OP here.Thank fucking god I decided not to place any bets in the end. Holy shit. In another timeline I probably killed myself by now.

[Anonymous No.2042452]

>>2042445
good choice. now you can gamble your money on other things, like cryptos

[Anonymous No.2042479]

>>2042445
Good job OP

[Anonymous No.2042518]

>>2041904
The leaks didn't incriminate Macron in any way. Nothing shady.

[Anonymous No.2042567]

>>2042373
>be me
>shitpost trump pics
>come back later
>see assblasted sperger
>mfw I can trigger reddit faggots without typing a single word

[Anonymous No.2042694]

>>2042567
>I-i-i was only pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.2042717]

>>2042694
>being this autistic
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke

[Anonymous No.2043301]

>>2042098

Give money to friend in another country via Paypal or some other method. Have friend bet for you (hopefully they know what they're doing).