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*I can do this, this is going to be one of the most important announcements I ever make...just gotta be calm breath and don't panic. When I open my eyes the crowd is going to be in awe over my speech.*

>> No.20379949

>>20379920
yes?

>> No.20379950
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>>20379920
*here it comes*

>> No.20379965

>>20379920
>*hushed voices*
>is this anon wearing no pants on stage?
>OMG so embarrassing
>*laughter across the room*

>> No.20379976
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20379976

Don't mess up anon.

>> No.20380025
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*Alright just remeber that no matter what happens if I stuff up just keep going and walk around the stage move my hands smile...ah man im getting stressed...damn dont panic I've got this...*

>> No.20380057

*Farts*

>> No.20380206
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*IM GONNA DO IT !!! I HAVEE TO DO IT IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS....THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SO IMPORTANT I NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW!*

>> No.20380226
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Just cancelled my board of directors meeting for this important announcement. This better be good.

>> No.20380255

>>20379920
wakka wakka!

>> No.20380277

Mrs. Obaba GET DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.20380289
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* click lights turn off *

>> No.20380330
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>>20379920
what the fuck is going on here

>> No.20380341
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Excuse me while I take my sit.

>> No.20380395
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20380395

"I'll call you right back! He's about to start!"

>> No.20380517
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20380517

LIGHTS EXPLODE ON AND THE STAGE IS LIT

AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS CHEETOHS
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK NEGROES"
HE HEATED A HOTPOCKET
CUM-STAINED TISSUES ON HIS CARPET
HE WAS SITTING AT HIS TABLE
MAD THAT ANONS WERE UNGRATEFUL
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NOTHING ALLOWED

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNIE
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE,
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO,
YOU WERE DABBED ON,
IT WAS YOUR DOOM,

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY,
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY,
A CUTE CRIMINAL.

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>>20380517
AW YESSS

>> No.20380593

>>20380289
Wh-who’s touching my ass?

>> No.20380769
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JANNNNNYYYYYYY YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER????? AHAHA CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF AN ENCORE BEFORE HAVE YOU???

>Gravity leans 45° degrees
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNIE
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE,
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO,
YOU WERE DABBED ON,
IT WAS YOUR DOOM,

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?

HE WORKS FOR FREE AND HIS WIFE IS, FUCKED BY ME.
WIFE'S BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A NITENDO SWITCH , PLUGGED IT IN AND THAT WAS IT.
KEKED IN HIS OWN HOME JOYCONS PLUGGED IN AND ALL ALONE.
SOLD HIS LINKIES , NO STINKIES, CRYS ON REDDIT ALL DAY LONG.
S.O.Y MILK , SJW NIGGER LOVING KIKE, COMMIE JEW.
HE WORKS FOR FREE AND HIS WIFE IS, FUCKED BY ME.

>LIGHTSHOW AND FIREWORKS EXPLODE IN THE BACKGROUND.

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE?

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>>20380517
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.20380953

>>20380025
YOU MISSPELLED “REMEMBER” YOU DUMB SLUT. GET OFF THE STAGE
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>20380517
>>20380769
BASED

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Holy shit fucking based, you did it fren, you fucking did it.

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Thank you for listening to my announcement tune in next time for another performance, make sure to buy chainlink so that you can dab on the JANNY every single fucking day.

>> No.20381442

This is the most entertaining version of this thread I've had the fortune to witness. Thank you for this work of art.