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[Anonymous No.20358772]

What's the best way to subtle flex on your co-workers?

[33 No.20358805]

wear expensive clothes everyday
if your gonna flex don't be a bitch

[Anonymous No.20358919]

>>20358772
Dress up like a clown and show up at your boss' children's birthday party and do party favors for everyone until you become the center of attention, then announce you have a special magic trick to show everyone. Then pull out a .44 magnum revolver and blow your brains out all over your boss' patio furniture.

[Anonymous No.20359103]

>>20358772
post the webm you fucker

[Anonymous No.20359480]

>>20358919
i thought this was going to have a punchline about pulling down your pants or something.

[Anonymous No.20359492]

>>20358772
that's a man

[Anonymous No.20359517]

>>20359103
do people unironically enjoy looking at mutt butts?

[Anonymous No.20359519]

>>20358772
dam, i would kill a man to be able to eat her shithole

[Anonymous No.20359528]

>>20358772
Flaunt your pornography and masturbation addiction by posting lewd photographs of women everywhere you can.

[Anonymous No.20359564]

>>20358772
Stop waging.

[Anonymous No.20359616]

>>20359517
Yes now fuck off

[Anonymous No.20359628]

>>20358772
How about subtle flexing on social media? I don’t want to be one of those fags posting cars or photos of beaches. But I also want to subtly dab on a lot of people who abandoned me

[Anonymous No.20359683]

>>20358772
right here all day baby

just watch at how the nerds ITT seeeeethe at simple attire. all I wear is Polo. they call me the Polo Man at work

[Anonymous No.20359755]

>>20359628
pictures are literally the only thing you can do buddy
if you want to try to make it subtle you can take a picture with your car just "happening" to be in the picture but honestly everyone will know what you are doing and think you are a faggot

just post the car and beach and be straight up with it

then again you are larping so you drive a honda at best so it wont matter

[Anonymous No.20359781]

>>20358772
absolutely repulsive... yikes

[Anonymous No.20359825]

>>20359683
Lmao that’s based as fuck. How much did all those shirts cost

[Anonymous No.20359843]

>>20358772
Get fit.

[Anonymous No.20359893]

>>20358772
This is why Latinas are better than white women

[Anonymous No.20359898]

hot gf/wife. nothing mogs a supervisor more that showing off your young, perky titted fuck toy when he has an unappreciative fat lazy ugly ogre at home.

[Anonymous No.20359918]

>>20359898
I should say, bring her around company "fun time" functions, so he has to introduce his pet hog to your hottie, maximum cucking.

[Anonymous No.20359923]

>>20359683
based

[Anonymous No.20359928]

>>20358772
Who the fuck cares about coworkers. You really have a lot to learn. When you make it, you fuck off and never look back.

[Anonymous No.20359947]

>>20359683
i been had polo

[Anonymous No.20359970]

>>20359928
This. Imagine being a retired multi-millionaire and still thinking about flexing on former co-workers (or anyone for that matter). Unironically OP and many of the people ITT don't deserve to make it

[Anonymous No.20359983]

>>20359683
Horsepower

[Anonymous No.20359985]

>>20358772
Going to the shooting range and spending the entire time laughing at their cheap guns.
>tfw your coworker gets enraged when your optic on one gun costs more than his entire collection

[Anonymous No.20359988]

Drive a nicer car than anyone, wear a nicer watch than anyone, better clothes, and have young thots bring you breakfast but then leave immediately at your insistence.

[Anonymous No.20360034]

>>20358772
retire

[Anonymous No.20360201]

>>20358772
Cut the cheese very loudly. Assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.20360248]

>>20359628
any poorfag can go to the beach retard its just a bunch of sand open to anyone

[Anonymous No.20360383]

>>20359683
kek I remember that thread