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https://blog.chain.link/announcing-the-smart-contract-virtual-summit-0-smartcon-powered-by-chainlink/


Do people realise how fucking bullish this is?

It's a conference hosted by chainlink.

Lets consider who's attending. Firstly, the defi projects:

"Ecosystem Projects such as Synthetix, Aave, DMM, Loopring, and Ampleforth"

Note that these are all using chainlink. OK, so hosted by chainlink, and all the Defi projects are using chainlink. This is starting to look like a pretty chainlink centric smart contract conference.

Next, it details "Node Operators and Data Providers securing critical Chainlink infrastructure". Again, looking very chainlink centric

Now lets consider the industry attendees.

>Enterprise focused speakers such as Yorke Rhodes of Microsoft, Ed Felten of Arbitrum, John Wolpert of Consensys, Fernando Ribeiro of Oracle, Steve Cerveny of Kaleido, and Aaron Wright of OpenLaw

Quite a stellar list. And again, quite chainlink centric. OpenLaw, partnered with Chainlink. Kaleido, use chainlink oracles. Oracle, partnered with chainlink through their Oracle for startups initiative and you have lots of Oracle guys shilling chainlink. Consensys, partnered with chainlink through baseline protocol. Arbitrum, partnered with Chainlink. Microsoft...

One of these is not like the others. Microsoft, the world's largest or second largest company depending on what day you look, is on the list despite having no apparent link with Chainlink.

Are you starting to understand?

Microsoft partnership fucking confirmed.

>> No.20337034

>>20336964
those speakers
so fucking comfy

>> No.20337070
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> Kramer bursts through Jerry's door walks into the kitchen and slams his hand down on the countertop
> Kramer "Well I finally did it! I joined a cult"
> Jerry "you joined a cult? But why?"
> Kramer "gonna make me rich Jer, stinky rich! I'm a marine now"
> George "how does a cult make you rich?"
> Kramer "well first I gotta buy either a suicide stack, a make it stack, or a fuck you stack depending on how rich I wanna become!"
> Jerry "a fuck you stack, oh come on"
> Audience begins to giggle
> Kramer "it's a number cult Jerry! Dubs Trips Quads! They all mean something!"
> Audience roars with canned laughter
> Jerry "and I suppose if you get all sevens something big will happen?"
> Kramer "that's right, the leader, a guy called Big Mac, will come down from the Cayman Islands on his rocket ship and take all of the marines away!"
> Jerry "what to the mental hospital?"
> Audience basically shits themselves laughing

>> No.20337079
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>>20336964
CRYPTLETS ARE CHAINLINK

>> No.20337148
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20337148

MICROSOFT HAS BEEN INVOLVED SINCE THE BEGGINING

>> No.20337199

>Fernando Ribero (Oracle)
Holy fuck, Sergey is dump as fuck. It's not "Ribero", it's "Ribeiro", he's brazilian not spanish

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>>20337199
They arent humans either way so whats the point of caring ?

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Can't find the pic, but someone basically said in the comments of these tweets, "They don't even know this is cryptlets" and it was liked by yorke. does anyone have a pic?

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20337434

Heard through the grapevine that the reason service agreements got abandoned is because Thomas kept harassing Dimitri, calling him a 'dumb ass coon', making monkey noises during the Zoom conference calls whenever it was Dimitri's turn to talk and deleting his code in the private repo at every occasion. Dimitri for the most part didn't even care about Thomas' recurring racist remarks until one day he insulted his mom and Dimitri just blew a gasket and flew off the handle, he punched Thomas in the face so hard he broke his glasses. Thomas was so disturbed by this display of violence, he went straight to Sergey's office, asking for his dismissal and for the corporate insurance policy to cover his optic expenses. Sergey said he 'forgot' to file the paper work with the insurance and yawned very loudly, telling Thomas to 'go bother Adelyn instead'. Needless to say, Thomas had to pay for new glasses out of his own pocket, which further aggravated his views on porch monkeys so he started plotting a new scheme. He stole the last big mac in the company fridge and planted a note saying 'I ate it sorry - Dimitri' which prompted Sergey to fire Dimitri with thunderous fury. It was unethical to lie like this but Thomas finally got what he wanted. Adelyn experienced great sorrow after this sudden loss, realizing she couldn't demonstrate to her silicon valley friends how diverse and vibrant their team was anymore. Hence the recently launched grants program, estimated to cost between 500k and 1 million LINK tokens, with the aim to teach Solidity to hundreds of inner city youths. Basically the service agreements will never be finished...

>> No.20337438

>>20337079
No one here knows what Cryptlets is anymore.. you're talking to yourself

>> No.20337593

ok but did anyone read "we're all in this together!" at the bottom of the page?? WTF

>> No.20337672

>>20337593
>it's fucking real
kek what is happening

>> No.20337698

shame it can't even pump on this news

>> No.20337722

>>20337593
kek

>> No.20337795

>Microsoft partnership
*pukes* no thank you

>> No.20337859

>>20337434
This is so necessary but it's not nearly enough. I'm reaching out to Yorke and Adelyn to see what we can do to diversify the Link community. One idea is to bring lots of people here from lots of diverse online communities in order to drown out the hate. We also hope to implement usernames, avatars, and an upvote system. Stay tuned!
–Aaron

>> No.20337919

>>20336964
>tfw was actually going to attend a few months back ;_;
anyone else wanted to go?

>> No.20337976

>>20337919
It's online won't we get a stream?

>> No.20338536

>>20337919
You can get virtual tickets nufren

>> No.20339523

>>20336964
>One of these is not like the others. Microsoft, the world's largest or second largest company depending on what day you look, is on the list despite having no apparent link with Chainlink.
Hahahaha fucking newfags

>> No.20339569

>>20336964
yawn
lmk when we hit $300

>> No.20339606

linkylounge.com

^^ site for linkers to chill and chat

>> No.20339753

>Yorke Rhodes
Isn’t this the faggot that was complaining to sergey about “lack of diversity” on twitter because a chainlink event didn’t have any handicapped trans women of color as one of the main speakers

>> No.20339775

>>20339606
how about fuck you nigger

>> No.20339787

>>20339753
No that's the guy that complained about the lack of walnut sauce

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>>20337148
>tfw holding Msft and link

>> No.20339887

>>20337079
>>20337438
This. My take on it though was that it morphed into something completely different
If you have followed Marley Gray, whom was the original author of the Cryplets paper, you will see that all traces of it have been removed and replaced with a description of tokens
Also, Marley is involved in several token “consortiums” including InterWork Alliance.

My guess is that originally Microsoft wanted to keep Link and TEEs all to themselves but it became too big, and they were left to only participate as “board members” of sorts.

>> No.20339911

>>20339606
Hi glowie

>> No.20339930

>>20339775
stay mad cuck. linkyloungers will not only be filthy rich but will have a group of friends to invite to on their yachts

>> No.20339967

>>20337079
>one shot at life
>born a cryptlet

>> No.20339976

>>20336964
Thank you Sergey. Looking forward to the Microsoft announcement.

>> No.20340115

>>20339967
>>20339887
>>20339813
>>20339976
join us at linkylounge.com

>> No.20340248

>>20340115
DONT TRUST THIS OBVIOUS GLOWIE. DONT DOX YOURSELF

>> No.20340302

>>20339976
Why is this news? Sergey literally announced publicly, on stage, in 2018, that they were working with Microsoft. This is not information at all

>> No.20340307

>>20340115
You are the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen

>> No.20340350

>>20340302
Didn't one dude from the conference mistake sergey for another russian scammer?

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>>20337438
This is unironically true.

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>>20337919
ask ari better questions next time

>> No.20340410

>>20336964
we knew this years ago you stupid faggot

>> No.20340534

https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes

Read this faggots posts. They should have gotten someone else.

>> No.20340599

>>20340534
>me reading the posts
>YES YES YES YASSSSSS
Sorry, Yorkie my absolute favorite member of the Chainlink family. He just GETS IT.
You on the other hand, don't.
The F-word? In 2020? Which cave did you crawl out of? Would you be willing to crawl back in?
–Aaron
(he/they/them)

>> No.20340644

>>20340534
who is yorker hodes?

>> No.20340686

>>20340599
You're right. I think I need to return to the Silicon Valley reeducation camps one more time. I want to change, please don't publicly ruin me!

>> No.20340842

>>20340686
Ok, I've removed you from PDF of problematic posts that I'm preparing for Sergey.
–A

>> No.20340998

>>20337859
BUT WAHT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?

>> No.20341035

>>20337398
Basado. Hueniggers are taconiggers in disguise

>> No.20341140

>>20337070

Based and seinpilled