/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.20314280]

/comfy/ bobo edition

>Brokers:
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>Free Charts
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:
>>20310812

[Anonymous No.20314302]

Elon putting bears back where they belong, on the endangered species list

[Anonymous No.20314308]

>>20314280
get ready bobo

[Anonymous No.20314328]

>>20314280
I am going to short your thread FAGGOT.

Today is bulls run day

[Anonymous No.20314347]

smg more like STRONG MUMU GENERAL

[Anonymous No.20314359]

>>20314347
How will Bobos survive??

[Anonymous No.20314361]

I need EVRI to dip

[Anonymous No.20314379]

Future me after I FOMO into TSLA calls and lose everything

[Anonymous No.20314396]

>>20314308
>not "the dump should fear the pump"

[Anonymous No.20314401]

>>20314379
just limit your downside potential
unless you think tesla price will magically stay at exactly ATH

[Anonymous No.20314419]

WKHS pump to burn Hindenburg?

[Anonymous No.20314423]

CLSK

[Anonymous No.20314427]

MYT IS MOOONING PREMARKET!!!

[Anonymous No.20314439]

>>20314419
>WKHS
Time to put the girl out to pasture, she had a good run

[Anonymous No.20314440]

>>20314401
I'll be buying 7/31 so if it ever dips to something like $1000 I will diamond hands through expiration

[Anonymous No.20314445]

Can’t wait for EVRIniggers to get btfo

[Anonymous No.20314462]

>>20314379
Tesla has a ways to go upwards

[Anonymous No.20314484]

NIO $20 EOW my friends

[Anonymous No.20314492]

>>20314445
d- don't scare me, bro.

[Anonymous No.20314509]

>NIO dumping
b b bros???

[Anonymous No.20314531]

>>20314509
It’s China. Don’t hold that shit anon

[Anonymous No.20314532]

>>20314280

>>20313452

The thing is that they actually have no cash left in the back, so they have to take debt to finance the divvy.
Im not a fan of a company going in debt for its divvy desu.
Also americans still are going retard and undervaluing the danger of the 'rona virus.

The main reason i sold is that the opec plans to expand its exposure on the oil market to throw more barrels at the market.
The opec in avg only need like 20$ to break even with their production costs.
Exxon needs 75$ , and we will never hit 75$ again because saudi arabia can flood the market whenever they want with cheap oil.

Exxon is nearly done.
The board also constantly refuses to invest in other energy researching.
Petrochemics my ass, saudi arabia fucks all in the ass here

I just feel like a retard that i fell so much for the oil meme

>>20313679
Im feeling comfy with my 20% cash stack i got from my XOM shares..

[Anonymous No.20314549]

>>20314462
Riddle me this, would any of these tech stocks be worth more than they were in Q42019/Q12020. More business, new innovations? nope.

[Anonymous No.20314555]

NO MORE LOCKDOWNS! WE WILL NOT SHUT THE ECONOMY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.20314557]

>>20314532
>Also americans still are going retard and undervaluing the danger of the 'rona virus.
imagine believing this drivel
murderer

[Anonymous No.20314560]

>>20314532
What do you think all those companies taking out bonds and doing stock buybacks were doing anon

[Anonymous No.20314561]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV

[Anonymous No.20314562]

>>20314531
Holding from 9.13, unsure when to dump this cunt

[Anonymous No.20314574]

>>20314549
There's no reason but market hype.
doesn't mean you shouldn't profit off of it

[Anonymous No.20314585]

>>20314549
I ain't missing the gravy train this time. Call me the ultimate FOMO but the earnings calls for Q2 will be insane for tech. And yes Tesla is considered tech since it's not just an automaker.

[Anonymous No.20314615]

>>20314555
Merkel du Fresse mach Puff wieder auf!

[Anonymous No.20314627]

>Utilities still have 25% upside potential compared to pre-covid levels
Why isn't this mooning? Millions of new electric devices need more electricity no?

[Anonymous No.20314633]

>>20314585
I totally agree TSLA is tech, they will probably take the console route, which is to make low margin cars, but make their money on monthly subscriptions(such as self driving).

[Anonymous No.20314644]

I expect a fairly large bounce off $10 for EVRI, will you iron hands for more gains or sell at $10?

[Anonymous No.20314671]

>>20314561
Reminder that someone bought 140K of this at $1.20

[Anonymous No.20314696]

>>20314560

No the thing behind Exxon is that nearly 40% of the company is owned by income funds, the board is aware of this and will try to not cut the divvies. At this point the oil price will only decrease due to cheap oil from russia and saudi assabia...
Also there is literally no demand currently and the demand was also stagnating.

TL;DR

Exxon has no cash in the books , the last year they had like 3bn$ as cash net in the books.
Most of it must be gone already to the q1 divvies and wirte offs.
I rather stick to Shell , which has had 18bn$ in net cash last year and cut the divvy took out a huge ass loan and sits comfy on 40bn$ right now and still pays divvies (even low but its eventually not as retard as Exxon claiming with all hands on the stupid oil market)

Shell at least sees the trend of new energy coming , meanwhile exxon still invests in shale oil which is not only dangerous for whole areas but also not profitable anymore.

[Anonymous No.20314706]

If I buy a stock and it goes up and I start selling off incrementally, Does each sell take up one of my day trades? Will I be hit with pdt rule?

[Anonymous No.20314720]

What's the TSLA play bros

[Anonymous No.20314721]

>>20314671
I want to meet the people who buy the top of these pumps, there was a faggot who took out a 50k loan on reddit(posted here) and bought in BTC at like 19.3k.

[Anonymous No.20314731]

Will EVRI dip on open???

[Anonymous No.20314736]

>>20314720
Buy 7/17 calls if you're brave or 7/31 if you're feeling a little less brave
Diamond hands to expiration, TSLA has too much momentum

[Anonymous No.20314739]

Where are my fellow bobos at? Did you all forget that no mater how much money Jerome prints, he can't give value to a worthless asset?

[Anonymous No.20314751]

>>20314731
My bet is that it will moon for the first 30 minutes to one hour then dip hard. Anyone disagree?

[Anonymous No.20314752]

Just going to buy some WFC today for the divvy and growth potential. Still holding MSFT and NVDIA. Liquidating AMD and TSM

[Anonymous No.20314753]

>>20314720
Deep short dated OTM calls.

[Anonymous No.20314755]

Get in here

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KTOV

[Anonymous No.20314762]

>>20314736
TSLA earnings are next Thursday if you want to play it.

[Anonymous No.20314764]

How the fuck is this even possible..
I can't even buy calls on open for cheap if it moons this hard

[Anonymous No.20314768]

>>20314755
>HQ: Israel
I'll pass

[Anonymous No.20314774]

>>20314280
Comfy lil fella. May your markets glow red and comfy today Bobo.

[Anonymous No.20314784]

>>20314696
I'm holding kos and cpe.

Should I sell them? I was a dumbass for not selling either of them when I was up 100 percent+ but idk if they are a good hold right now anymore.

[Anonymous No.20314787]

>>20314762
I didn't buy $2000c last week after my friends talked me out of it (ie. hey that's super risky.. what if you lose it all?)
No more of this.

[Anonymous No.20314789]

Who’s the Anon that has to show us dick with a time stamp

[Anonymous No.20314790]

>>20314484
based

[Anonymous No.20314798]

>>20314739
I have lost so much money, but we’re nearing the S&P ATH once more. I am ready for the ultimate rug pull after this “return to normal”. If Trump is COVID+ the market will literally flash crash into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.20314805]

>>20314789

[Anonymous No.20314825]

>>20314755
>Complete blockage of tumor growth
HOLY FUG

[Anonymous No.20314826]

Guys I kept shilling Major Precious Metals the Last few days and made 10% with it over the weekend.

Jump in now or its to late

[Anonymous No.20314836]

Should I sell XOM? I was planning to hold until next year or so on the logic that it's too big to fail and oil will eventually recover. Now I'm not so sure.

[Anonymous No.20314838]

This shit is too stressful. I don't put any more than 5% of my portfolio into high risk trades so even if I gain 100% I still feel like shit knowing I threw away my luck on a measly 5% gain. It's still profit but I can feel myself aging with each trade. Might just throw everything into ETFs and do other stuff soon.

[Anonymous No.20314842]

>>20314555
Do you kiss prostitutes when you go to brothels?

[Anonymous No.20314846]

>>20314787
>ie. hey that's super risky.. what if you lose it all?
then you are down money you can afford to lose

[Anonymous No.20314865]

>>20314826
Gold and silver are mooning. You can probably just pick any solid large to mid size solid performer and get gains.

[Anonymous No.20314869]

>>20314836
>>20314784
Lol damn we the same.

But now I'm thinking about dumping cpea and kos premarket and putting that into evri.

Evri is going up more right?

[Anonymous No.20314878]

>>20314764
Elon scapes another 4b+ from shorts this month making it almost 25b total.
Hilarious how badly these Bobos are getting hammered.

[Anonymous No.20314882]

lockdown nutcases = murderers
fact

[Anonymous No.20314888]

>>20314752
Why would you liqidate tsm?
They make good quality and their stockprice isnt fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.20314895]

>>20314869
I'd rather throw my oil money into tech than EVRI, seems like a gamble and oil made up the majority of my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.20314903]

fuck it, Im buying puts on Wayfair. They will be in the spotlight for a couple of days being accused of pedo trafficking

[Anonymous No.20314910]

>>20314888
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/investors-face-a-scary-out-of-whack-scenario-just-look-at-this-chart-2020-07-12

[Anonymous No.20314915]

>>20314878
$20 billion short bet against TSLA, this has to squeeze up

[Anonymous No.20314916]

>>20314721
I'm sure you could leave some flowers on a random grave site and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.20314920]

>>20314752
Sounds like a decent plan

[Anonymous No.20314924]

>>20314878
>Bobos only short
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.20314932]

>>20314910
>If it weren’t for the “Giant 5,” your money would have been better off sitting in cash than the stock market over the past few years
and if my mom had a dick she'd be my dad
stopped reading right fucking there

[Anonymous No.20314933]

>>20314562
NIO will expand to Europe in 2-3 years and its ideas are really good. Good long term hold

[Anonymous No.20314943]

>>20314932
Kek

[Anonymous No.20314978]

>>20314933
But what will it end at this week is all I’m concerned about right now

[Anonymous No.20314996]

>>20314836
Generally the same question. Been holding this stonk almost my entire life and its just failing left and right. Shoulda moved it into something else years ago.

[Anonymous No.20314997]

>>20314933
I want to escape the wagecuck life this year or I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

[Anonymous No.20315003]

>>20314978
350

[Anonymous No.20315004]

>>20314865
Anyone in particular?

[Anonymous No.20315007]

>>20314752
>liquidating TSM
>for WFC

[Anonymous No.20315018]

>>20314996
I'm down 10% on it too. Not sure whether to cut my losses with it and move to some other blue chip.

[Anonymous No.20315021]

>>20314280
/margincalled/ bobo edition

[Anonymous No.20315031]

>TSLA
>mcap: 300B

[Anonymous No.20315034]

>>20314895
Evri has a price target of 17 now.

[Anonymous No.20315035]

Okay SPY 320. That's it. Liquidating my WKHS and DFEN position on open and going all in TSLA $2500c 7/31. See you guys on the other side. If I somehow hit the 7 figure club I promise to come back with tendies.

[Anonymous No.20315038]

>>20315004
Major Precious Metals
They just bought the biggest ressources in Greenland
Get in b4 the normies know about it

[Anonymous No.20315044]

>>20315021
again, it's cases
remember when "media outlets" used to argue with rising death rates

[Anonymous No.20315047]

>>20315034
Every what?

[Anonymous No.20315059]

>>20315003
Tree fiddy?

[Anonymous No.20315065]

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-up-300-percent-not-normal-asset-manager-says-2020-2-1028875843#

Tesla is almost double its market cap since this article in Feb.

>Tesla's stock has skyrocketed more than 300% in six months, boosting the electric-car maker's market capitalization to about $160 billion.
The astronomical rally is a sign markets are messed up [sic],

>"It certainly feels like it," he continued. "When a market cap of that size can go hyperbolic in a short period of time for no real reason, it is certainly symptomatic of an environment that is not normal."

[Anonymous No.20315077]

>>20314895
Should've bought on Friday. When people start frantically posting about RSI, MACD, and whether something is being talked about on Reddit and Twitter over a ticker that hasn't been posted about before, it's a massive buy signal. That's how I got in early on BYFC, KTOV, and WKHS and made 75% - 100% gains on each. I'm up 35% premarket and I'm going to sell as soon people start posting about "$20/$30 EOW". Which will probably be around 10am Eastern.

[Anonymous No.20315079]

WKHS order book stream is up

[Anonymous No.20315081]

2 hours left cunnnybros

are you prepared for the most exciting week since March?

[Anonymous No.20315088]

I can feel it's going to be a good day. But cpe and kos are doing nothing. What do I do with that money

[Anonymous No.20315097]

WHO SPAQ HERE?! Im feelin blessed!

[Anonymous No.20315098]

>>20314910
Wow, what bullshit
He compares the absolute peak of 2017 with the now and then spouts a savings account would be better for that timeframe when buying in just a few months later or earlier would have made a major difference
Also for what hell of a reason would you hold Nvidia over tsm?
Nvidia is clearly overvalued while tsm got massivley ignored because normies dont know their logo
What do you think which direction money will flow if the big 5 go down?
>buy high, sell low i guess

[Anonymous No.20315110]

>>20315088

[Anonymous No.20315113]

15k on sidelines...

[Anonymous No.20315119]

>>20315077
When are you retards who "day trade" and chase pump and dumps going to finally learn that you are too stupid , mislead, or slow to be profitable that way. Just fucking swing trade.

[Anonymous No.20315127]

>>20315097
SHLL mogs it

[Anonymous No.20315131]

>14.64

Why do I get horny when I lose money?

[Anonymous No.20315136]

Investors who won't short Wayfair are pedophile supporters.

[Anonymous No.20315138]

>>20315038
Is that only on TSX? I'm having a hard time finding it

[Anonymous No.20315142]

>>20314920
>Reputable
>Rating agencies

[Anonymous No.20315145]

>>20315081
I've never slept so good in a long time. I feel great. Ready to meet the day.

[Anonymous No.20315146]

>>20315081
Exciting in a good or bad way?

[Anonymous No.20315147]

>>20315081
>TSM up over 2% pre-market
>MSFT up .7%
>GOLD up over 1%
I'm happy so far.

[Anonymous No.20315156]

>>20315031
>0.1% of the auto market
>worth more than Home Depot
The eternal Doombull is catching all tech in its surge
DOW is for Boomers on their death bed. SPY is for 30 year old Boomers
All hail King QQQ
>>20315004
Seriously, fucking EVERYTHING is mooning in Silver and Gold. Most have 2x in the year, and that's even ignoring March lows. Some of these are now pulling towards 3x and 4x.
Pick ones with solid balance sheets, good people, and ideally helped by currencies sliding even more than the USD.
Betting against America pays well.

[Anonymous No.20315172]

>>20315138
ISIN: CA5608291038

[Anonymous No.20315178]

UP UP UP
IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP
IT WON'T STOP
THAT'S A BIG
PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.20315183]

>>20315097
Pissed off that CCXX mooned already. I was going to buy it today :(

[Anonymous No.20315186]

>>20315156
Pmg? I may sell my cpe and kos and put it into that

[Anonymous No.20315187]

>>20315147
MSFT and TSM holder here

[Anonymous No.20315199]

>>20314888
I’m too heavily invested in chipmakers. I’m keeping NVDIA

[Anonymous No.20315202]

>>20314838
That's my plan. 90% goes into QQQ / SOXX / etc, 10% to fuck around with day trading.

[Anonymous No.20315210]

my dudes....

[Anonymous No.20315223]

>>20315187
Rock solid steady gains will continue to come anon, well done.

[Anonymous No.20315234]

cunNIO chads what are your predictions for EOD and EOW?

For me i believe EOD $15.60, EOW $17

[Anonymous No.20315235]

Im cooooming.
Thank you Tesla.

[Anonymous No.20315237]

F

[Anonymous No.20315251]

Can my ancient AMD bags pump above $60 in the earnings season?

[Anonymous No.20315277]

> SPAQ surged to $19.80

[Anonymous No.20315282]

>>20315251
It's possible, it all depends on how well they do.

[Anonymous No.20315286]

>get assigned on bad put sell on PFE
>set sell order for my break-even
>it triggers premarket
>I get to exit at $0 loss even though friday's price was $1-$2 per share under my breakeven
Feelin' good today!

[Anonymous No.20315293]

>>20315237

>https://www.fxstreet.com/news/wkhs-stock-news-workhorse-group-inc-price-might-be-inflated-too-much-with-ev-industry-recent-success-202007131105

>company insiders dumped shares during the pump

Horse was already killed.

[Anonymous No.20315297]

10x long on Tesla yet again
this shit can't fly forever, so get it while it's hot

[Anonymous No.20315298]

>>20315186
Do your damn DD. The average is moving up. Just don't pick garbage that is basically pennystock charlatans.
AG
SVM
AXU
SILV
AUNFF
SLVRF
LRTNF
USAU
HMY
HL
NEM
GLDLF
AUY
EQX
Etc., etc.
If you want "physical" gold from an ETF that you can trade shares for the actual metal, AAAU
TQQQ is how you bet against America. Gold and Silver are how you bet against the USD. And everyone is fucking all in on this.

[Anonymous No.20315306]

>>20315286
Also,
>tesla up almost 6% PM
wew, I KNEW I should've gotten that call.

[Anonymous No.20315319]

Anyone in Nokia? Theres's a lot of potential with them being a alternative to huawei. Bill Barr even talked about taking a interest in them because of security issues a month ago. It's down now cause of fake news about version dumping them

[Anonymous No.20315329]

APPL on track to hit 400..

[Anonymous No.20315337]

>>20315234
NIO is already $15.43 this shit will be $17 EOD

[Anonymous No.20315349]

>>20315199
I only buy NVDA on fridays then sell it on Mondays. Make me my guaranteed dollars, then everything into Evri.

[Anonymous No.20315356]

POST TRADING MUSIC

[Anonymous No.20315357]

>>20315183
It's at 13.5 now, think it'll go higher or lower today?

[Anonymous No.20315360]

Guys I have to get on almost 100 moon missions that go +10%, without messing up once, in order to make a million dollars from this shit. I'm falling into despair.

[Anonymous No.20315367]

>>20315356
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1e1fVOUFCxRIzEEX7eOC9W

[Anonymous No.20315372]

>>20315356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVJTBKRNzM

[Anonymous No.20315394]

>>20315360
>he didn't just start with $1 mil capital
Did you fuck up during character creation, or what?

[Anonymous No.20315395]

>>20315360
10% is super easy (even borderline a given). Buy a 2 months out tech company call 10-15% OTM all-in and you can usually sell within 10 minutes for 20% profit, or wait a few days and get 50-150%.

[Anonymous No.20315396]

Does anyone know what the fuck https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/ uses for the IV of its underlying on the days it shows profits?

It seems like it calculates profits under the assumption that underlying prices change but IV doesn't. Am I understanding it correctly that I need to manually enter IV values for it to tell me what could actually be a possible price?

[Anonymous No.20315407]

>>20315357
I wouldn't be surprised to see it hit $16-$17.

[Anonymous No.20315412]

>>20315396
It calculates the IV based on option price, but it considered IV to be fixed when it shows the prices, as you noted.

[Anonymous No.20315413]

Who’s buying bank cheapies to hold?

[Anonymous No.20315414]

Wow. TSLA is seriously about to break +$100 AH...

[Anonymous No.20315418]

>>20315396
Probably. How would it know the IV in the future? You can attempt to do complicated modelling to project IV but I doubt it does it.

[Anonymous No.20315424]

>>20315396
I don't know but you've been asking a lot and I hope you get an answer

[Anonymous No.20315427]

>>20315414
Tesla is the biggest bubble of fucking morons I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.20315430]

>>20315356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSr8sjIq6qQ
Jungle Tekno 5 - The Deep Side (1994)
Channel the dot com bubble (except you get out before it bursts)

[Anonymous No.20315439]

>>20315414
You think the cult realized that should they succeed in earnings, it will enter the 500?

[Anonymous No.20315442]

But the corona recession?

[Anonymous No.20315443]

>>20315418
It could consider a variety of IV scenarios the same way it considers a variety of price scenarios. It could also estimate IV based on the price change (if you assume the underlying will move up 50% in 5 days, you have the info needed to get the real vola by construction, from which you can estimate IV).

[Anonymous No.20315444]

>>20315413
I'm hard in in JPM and WFC

[Anonymous No.20315446]

>>20315395
so you're a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.20315458]

>>20315427
seething about missing out, are we

[Anonymous No.20315466]

>>20315446
It only works in the current market, so not yet. But I got my free 100% up already.

[Anonymous No.20315468]

The .com bubble lasted 5 years.
Remember that.

[Anonymous No.20315482]

>>20314825
Maybe that limit sell of $20 will make me miss out on a lot of gains afterall.

[Anonymous No.20315481]

>>20315444
I’m really digging on WFC divvys. You usually don’t see + $.50 A quarter on a $25 stock

[Anonymous No.20315484]

>>20315442
Going to slam bam thank you maam the economy but the market, and especially megacap tech, will be fine.
The worse the recession gets or appears to get, the more megacap tech will moon. People would rather trade collectible pieces of paper for FAANG than touch the truly toxic underlying: the American economy. At least for the next few years.

[Anonymous No.20315488]

>>20315468
->>>20315458

[Anonymous No.20315491]

>>20315468
So I have 5 years to get out of the ev bubble. Neat

[Anonymous No.20315493]

bros
i can't make a single meme line that doesn't signal a big downturn

[Anonymous No.20315503]

>>20315493
This shit is worthless. You can’t predict shit faggot

[Anonymous No.20315507]

>>20315430
Seriously, completely, and absolutely based. I like listening to 90s-early 2000s drum and bass when I trade

[Anonymous No.20315510]

>>20315356
Pertubator feels oddly appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQKiefZ-XI&t=0s&list=LL&index=25&app=desktop&persist_app=1

[Anonymous No.20315519]

>>20315319
I don't trust Nokia, they've historically made big oopsies too many times. Even before the chink flu crisis there were talks of them not being up to speed with the epic 5G meme, and their previous fuckups have happened around new tech too.

[Anonymous No.20315521]

>>20315491
Exactly. Might not even be a bubble by then, honestly.

>>20315488
I honestly believe that this euphoria will last for at least a year more, if not longer.. And by then the bubble won't be bursting, it'll deflate at worst.

[Anonymous No.20315522]

>>20315427
The only morons are the ones who don't sell before the crash. Missing out on it is ok though, anon, don't feel bad. That part is just luck.

[Anonymous No.20315532]

>>20315503
lmao

[Anonymous No.20315534]

>>20315488
>>20315458

lol you kids are about to get absolutely fucked. There is literally 0 fundamentals that should value Tesla this much. It is retarded Zoomers and desperate boomers pumping a stock. I cannot fucking wait for later this week when you are in here in tears.

[Anonymous No.20315539]

>>20315493
My meme lines signal today to close negative today.

[Anonymous No.20315549]

If anyone is still betting on EV, SPAQ is going to merge with Frisker soon. Easy 2x+.

[Anonymous No.20315550]

>>20315493

[Anonymous No.20315555]

>>20315532
Stay salty that you’re meme lines don’t matter.

[Anonymous No.20315558]

>>20315503
so... just endless upward-facing parabolic curve, then
just put in $1 and it'll turn into a million within the next several months, because the upward curve just keeps accelerating and will never, ever correct

[Anonymous No.20315562]

>>20315534
Tesla stated it's close to level 5 AI driving systems (which isn't true, they're only level 2 right now) and they switched to colbat batteries which is much cheaper to produce. They're making actual moves, though I agree it's a bubble it's at least a bubble with some reason, some foundation, so it should keep going up for a bit longer and the crash shouldn't be too bad.

[Anonymous No.20315565]

>>20315521
>And by then the bubble won't be bursting, it'll deflate at worst.
escalator up, elevator down.

[Anonymous No.20315569]

>>20315534
>lol you kids are about to get absolutely fucked
well unless some thugs come and rob me of my money, it's fairly impossible to lose more than I have made on this shit already
sorry, seetho

[Anonymous No.20315578]

>>20314280
The hydrogen hype will last as long as there are fags in our governments who subsidise and encourage it. See you at 100€, mateys

[Anonymous No.20315584]

>>20315507
Thanks. I really love the 90s dnb sound. If I make it big with my TSLA calls I'll buy a nice audio system.

[Anonymous No.20315590]

>>20315569
lol enjoy doubling your stack to $10. I am in no way seething. I just find it hilarious that you have 0 defense for this ridiculous valuation of Tesla. They have nothing major coming down the pipeline and exist solely on social media and larping

[Anonymous No.20315591]

>>20315534
>I cannot fucking wait for later this week
I will be able to exercise my call before lunch break

[Anonymous No.20315595]

>>20315534
There is ZERO reason to hold TSLA when you can play the Deep OTM options game
>TSLA -> +10%
>Bagholder: "TSLA BOBOS BTFO"
>Options Chad: 10-80x, "Guess I'll buy another Tesla"
Buy
>TSLA is a bubble that pops
>Options Chad: OOF, I am out 1000 dollars, oh well.
>TSLA bagholder: Pink_Wojack.jpg

[Anonymous No.20315596]

>>20315558
Bot what I was suggesting. You think the stock market is all about absolutes. You’re downward facing curves are fucking hilarious. You’re just another sad case of a trading hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.20315605]

>>20315590
Tesla at least has the media and large cap potential to back it up.

There's much more obvious problems in the market like NKLA and Wayfair but those are still doing fine.

[Anonymous No.20315611]

>>20315590
See, we both know this is a massive bubble.
Difference is, I'm profiting off of it while you sit here fondling your balls and being mad.

[Anonymous No.20315615]

FNGU CHADS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.20315617]

>>20315443
Still models, and gets worse at larger time frames. If its short time frames and you expect those kinds of moves in days than you are just pure gambling anyway.

[Anonymous No.20315618]

>>20315035
Still a comfy 300% on the horse, congrats

[Anonymous No.20315619]

>>20315596
i didn't make any curves
i'm looking at the very, VERY aggressive upward curve that is there

if you saw a ticker that looked like TQQQ and wasn't TQQQ you would say that it's a PnD obviously-about-to-dump nightmare

[Anonymous No.20315620]

Will earning be bullish?

[Anonymous No.20315622]

Opened shorts for opening dump, another easy 20%

[Anonymous No.20315625]

>>20315584
I hope you make it

[Anonymous No.20315627]

>>20315595
this man gets it

[Anonymous No.20315628]

I already got stocks from some of the big tech boys (Netflix microsoft baba amazon apple nvidia ....)
I want to put more money in stocks, should I buy more of the above, or are they to expensive now and I should get something else?

[Anonymous No.20315639]

>>20314280
Will EVRI moon today?

[Anonymous No.20315647]

>>20315619
>line goes up
>it must come down now
Stupid logic. How about you trade instead of posting retarded graphs

[Anonymous No.20315650]

>>20315639
Already up past 7.5

[Anonymous No.20315652]

Look at Tesla book orders..
Look at that buy volume. Institutions are buying in in preparation for its inevitable S&P 500 inclusion..

TSLA $2000 by 7/24.

[Anonymous No.20315653]

>>20315493
Long hard dips will not be allowed, look for smaller dips at 15min timeframe. You should have enough to swing trade ezpz

[Anonymous No.20315654]

Why is AYRO down

[Anonymous No.20315657]

>>20315639
Looks like it’s already doing so

[Anonymous No.20315664]

Reminder to buy LOW and sell HIGH. I don't want my friends getting burned

[Anonymous No.20315669]

>>20315647
shit is fucked, dude
i'm not a bear but every single overview-type graph i look at is scary as hell

[Anonymous No.20315670]

>>20315664
Tell me stock where line go up

[Anonymous No.20315677]

To retards who laughed and didn't listen to me when I said going long on Tesla back in April: FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.20315681]

>>20315657
It’s priced at $17 tho isn’t it? So the moon mission shouldn’t be over yet.

[Anonymous No.20315682]

>People shorting TSLA

[Anonymous No.20315697]

What do you all think of the PEP earnings? They are burning through debt, though best estimates, though down YTD on a food/beverage stock.

[Anonymous No.20315699]

>>20315481
It's getting cut. I'd guess the new divvy will be 0.25 @ 4.0% yield. However that's still more than most banks fork out. Also they're doing this cause the Fed made them not over anything wrong at the bank.

[Anonymous No.20315700]

WHAT WAS THAT? HUGE ASS GREEN DILDO A FUCKING FLASH PUMP

[Anonymous No.20315701]

SPAQ merger is confirmed. Get in PM or as soon as market start or get left in the dust.
https://www.streetinsider.com/dr/news.php?id=17105383&gfv=1

[Anonymous No.20315707]

>>20315669
That’s why you’re a trading hypochondriac. Just pick some good long holds and relax champ

[Anonymous No.20315708]

>>20315682
And look at WKHS now. It is absolutely shitting the bed since the indias ended the PND the retards around here fell for.

[Anonymous No.20315719]

shit is fucked
we are seeing consolidation of funds into winners and scattered PnDs
shit. is. fucked.

[Anonymous No.20315726]

>>20315699
Source?

[Anonymous No.20315729]

>>20315719
I hope it all burns to the ground. I want all you retards to watch your shit plummet and your money become worthless.

[Anonymous No.20315730]

>>20315708
Indians are the real fraudsters, Chyna got nothing on the poos

[Anonymous No.20315735]

>>20315708
There's a timing to everything, sure there were some people who won against the horse but there have been nothing but burned short victims when it comes to Tesla.

[Anonymous No.20315742]

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY EVRI BROS ITS DUMPING THIS IS THE RUG PULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20315747]

oh no


nonononononono

why is it going up? bearbros what is happening?

[Anonymous No.20315749]

>>20315681
Analysis from the weekend said that the low-end projection was about 11:50, so it hasn't even hit near there yet. Should have a good ways to go before it starts to flatten out or drop in earnest.

[Anonymous No.20315751]

What do you all think of the PEP earnings? They beat expectations(though 1.32 vs 1.54 Q2 2019), are burning though debt, and have 3.2% lower sales.

[Anonymous No.20315757]

>>20315555
post gains

[Anonymous No.20315761]

>>20315519
You see the thing with them and apple, they have a new CEO too

[Anonymous No.20315762]

>>20314825
What?

[Anonymous No.20315772]

Bond market right now is the most jaded thing I have ever seen. These people are trying to bet on America. ROFL

[Anonymous No.20315796]

>>20315726
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/07/11/3-things-wells-fargo-stock-bulls-need-to-happen-so.aspx

Nothing wrong with 0.25 / 4%. Still beats BAC.

[Anonymous No.20315798]

>>20315719
Fed balance sheet has little to do with the stock market.

>>20315729
>I hope it all burns to the ground.
You can't bet against America unless you're a communist or a pedophile or both.

>your money become worthless
USD? Impossible. Other currencies will be sacrificed in the lake of fire though.

[Anonymous No.20315801]

>tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.20315806]

>tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.20315813]

>tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.20315814]

>>20315801
>>20315806

How pink are they gonna be when it shoots to 2k?

[Anonymous No.20315817]

>>20315798
>USD? Impossible. Other currencies will be sacrificed in the lake of fire though.
USD is unironically going to revisit its March lows. It is almost there now.

[Anonymous No.20315819]

>>20315210
>buying long calls on the t cubes in the kang market

holy based

[Anonymous No.20315826]

>tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.20315827]

why is NIO dropping?

[Anonymous No.20315834]

>>20315827
Why niot?

[Anonymous No.20315842]

>tesla dubbers

check em

[Anonymous No.20315855]

>>20315796
>The biggest loser : bank edition

[Anonymous No.20315864]

>>20315798
>Fed balance sheet has little to do with the stock market.
........................
i'm going 100% cash

[Anonymous No.20315865]

>>20315742
Lol wait till Robinhood trading opens up the volume is dead dude

[Anonymous No.20315876]

>that 30 yr old boomer that goes SPXL instead of just TQQQ
Don't be that boomer.

[Anonymous No.20315877]

>>20315865
Robinhood is 100% going to crash today morning lol

[Anonymous No.20315878]

>>20315827
people selling because it's national french fry day. happens every year

[Anonymous No.20315887]

>tesla doubters

[Anonymous No.20315895]

>>20314755
I surely wish I had an extra 1k dollars to spare and keep it in the ticker permanently buy I been making bad plays for 3 weeks straight and I am barely back to even after 3 months trading, I'll buy the fucking Tesla hype hopefully I can break a thousand dollars that I can just Jam stuck in this stock until it moons,I seriously believe some big news will break out one of this days and it'll be 30 dollars overnight.

I am actually happy knowing that is steady been underpriced as I am broke as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.20315905]

I've been skipping out on my monthly DCA's for the last 4 months thinking it'll go down fuck me. what should I do now

[Anonymous No.20315910]

So I’m thinking I will buy EVRI

[Anonymous No.20315912]

>>20315905
TSLA calls to make up for it

[Anonymous No.20315924]

>>20315905
you know where the line goes

[Anonymous No.20315927]

What are you gonna buy when you become rich, Tesla Chads?

[Anonymous No.20315933]

>18.20 premarket SAVE
fellas fellas, have i got calls to sell.

[Anonymous No.20315942]

>>20315817
USD won't drop below March lows. That's just normal correction, it'll go up after that.

>>20315864
Cash is cheap now so that's probably a good idea. Though you will miss a lot of profits.

[Anonymous No.20315943]

>>20315927
A Tesla Model S
So Tesla can go up more

[Anonymous No.20315945]

>>20315927
all in LINK

[Anonymous No.20315947]

>>20315905
Buy oil or airlines, they are still largely unrecovered and have huge upside potential.

Pick between RDSb, UAL, DAL, XOM

[Anonymous No.20315964]

how much is this thing going to gap in an hour?

will i finally have my first 10 bagger?

[Anonymous No.20315965]

>>20315943
7 year loan?

[Anonymous No.20315972]

Wait, horse randomly back to 15+?
What's going on? I'm not complaining since I'm liquidating my WKHS position on open, but wtf? Nice!

[Anonymous No.20315977]

>>20315895
>A single experiment will make this moon
no
They need to replicate the results first.

[Anonymous No.20315978]

>>20315964
When does it expire

[Anonymous No.20315983]

>>20315927
MORE TESLA IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

[Anonymous No.20315986]

>>20315927
I'm an oilchad, but I'll just buy NKLA with my Tesla profits.

[Anonymous No.20315990]

>>20315947
I've been in DAL for about 3 months now, absolute fucking rollercoaster, I'm waiting for them to shift to wooden sailboats at this point lol

[Anonymous No.20315994]

>>20315905
Kek
Buy high
Dont buy low

[Anonymous No.20315997]

>>20315964
Hold it bro
Amazon might literally hit 4000
If anything, buy more

[Anonymous No.20316029]

>>20315701
FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.20316038]

Should I buy CCXX?

[Anonymous No.20316045]

>>20315997
Can confirm amazon is super busy currently, they are unable to hire enough workers and are starting to require mandatory overtime for M-T day/night shifts.

[Anonymous No.20316052]

Mommy takes care of her sons.
Why aren’t you supporting mommy?

[Anonymous No.20316056]

Kek, even as Florida is ravaged by our virus friend DIS stock is on the upswing once again. $120 and climbing. Thank god I added more during the march/april sale event.

[Anonymous No.20316060]

>https://www.investing.com/news/economy/watch-now-heres-whats-moving-markets--july-13-video-2227437
Gold paranoia is on the extreme level.

[Anonymous No.20316067]

>>20316045
Salute from OAK4
I don't really run the warehouse floor but I do know a thing or two about inventory and quality control..

[Anonymous No.20316093]

GET READY TO MOON BOYS
https://twitter.com/markets/status/1282570484849180672

[Anonymous No.20316095]

>>20315947
I'm in DAL to the tune of 45% of my port. I ain't selling till $60 per is back on the menu.

[Anonymous No.20316098]

Okay holy shit guys we're actually going back to June 8 levels.. FUCKING LET'S GO

We are all chads on this glorious day except tanker fags and WKHS $20 FOMO fags and bobos!

[Anonymous No.20316111]

i made some toast and got back to see the horse up a dollar
wtf happened

[Anonymous No.20316114]

>>20315972
non believers get gassed desu senpai

[Anonymous No.20316125]

>wkhs pumping hard
juden about to be gassed

[Anonymous No.20316129]

considering selling half my Teamviewer stuff for more Amazon
I just fear to experience another NVAX fiasco

[Anonymous No.20316135]

>>20316056
I feel like everyone's anticipating a massive surge after reopening happens and they're basically just getting in right now knowing full well that the virus is impacting business.

[Anonymous No.20316136]

>>20316111
the horsie has still got some life in her

[Anonymous No.20316140]

>>20316098
My tankers are 10% up

[Anonymous No.20316142]

Is TWO a good divvy stock?

[Anonymous No.20316150]

>>20314280
Guys how rich am I going to be when market opens? Can I expect 200% return, 10k profit?

[Anonymous No.20316152]

>>20316140
My bad.
Welcome aboard.

[Anonymous No.20316158]

>>20314280
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-federalreserve-mar/federal-reserves-3-trillion-virus-rescue-inflates-market-bubbles-idUSKCN24E13G

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gold-gains-ground-as-coronavirus-cases-continue-to-increase-2020-07-13?mod=mw_latestnews

Any gold anons here? Feelsgoodman.

[Anonymous No.20316171]

Can I just buy shell if I want oil?

[Anonymous No.20316172]

>>20316150
Congrats my guy, my only wish is that you had the capital to buy more

[Anonymous No.20316173]

>>20316142
No idea, I have 300@$5.38.

[Anonymous No.20316181]

>>20316171
Yes you can, but make sure you get RDSb and not RDSa

[Anonymous No.20316183]

>>20316171
don't buy shell
do not fucking buy shell

[Anonymous No.20316197]

>>20314280
iim tired of these weak ass irrational green days this shit is so annoying i just need a dip to sell off my bear positions

[Anonymous No.20316201]

>>20316158
Gold losers are in >>>/biz/pmg/

[Anonymous No.20316205]

>NIO GOING RED
>NIO GOING RED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20316210]

>>20316171
Oil is true boomer bagholding. RDS doesn't even want to be oil any more. That is several layers of boomer. Avoid.

[Anonymous No.20316222]

>>20316197
watching the 10 year yield compared to daily movements will help immensely

[Anonymous No.20316232]

>>20316172
I was shitting bricks on Friday buying this one call option because it was so expensive. Usually the options I buy are 1-5 per contract

[Anonymous No.20316238]

>>20316152
The thing most bobos get wrong is the estimate of the gravity of pullback, you can swing trade profitably without having a big ass dip.

[Anonymous No.20316258]

new
>>20316250
>>20316250
>>20316250
>>20316250
>>20316250

[Anonymous No.20316262]

>>20316181
Why?
>>20316183
>>20316210
I know, but it's seems stable enough for the coming year or 2.

[Anonymous No.20316263]

>Horse is $16.24

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.20316272]

>>20316210
>Oil is true boomer bagholding.
That's gold you cuntwad. No oil, no electricity, no industry, no tech, and zoomers LOVE technology.

[Anonymous No.20316278]

>>20316205

[Anonymous No.20316303]

>>20316262
RDSa has additional taxes that the RDSb does not.

[Anonymous No.20316361]

>>20315719
what do they count as assets? the shitty debt bonds they hold? or actual printed cash?

[Anonymous No.20316367]

>>20316173
Did you get a divvy payout yet? When did you buy?

[Anonymous No.20316382]

>>20315412
>>20315418
>>20315424
Thanks guys!

>>20315443
This. I wasn't sure if they were keeping IV constant or just doing something weird to calculate it that they weren't discussing.

[Anonymous No.20316438]

>>20315628
Go balls deep at open. I mean all in.

[Anonymous No.20316548]

>>20316438
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.20316610]

>>20315119
>Slow and stupid
My whole portfolio is up 50% this month mostly from "chasing" memestocks.