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2030959 No.2030959 [Reply] [Original]

so tell me about yourself, what are some of your skills?

>> No.2030964

They are few and unremarkable.

>> No.2030968
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>>2030959
Well. I've made some major cash off of FRN. I'd invest. sir.

>> No.2030971

I have the ability to do nothing productive at all for hours on end.

>> No.2030979

>>2030959
economist phd. STATA expert and can bring down a country economy if i try.

>> No.2031012

>>2030971
middle management material

>> No.2031030

>>2030959
My skill is making money.

>> No.2031033

I can lick my elbow

>> No.2031034

posting cringe material anonymously

>> No.2031037

>>2030959
MS in Statistics. Have worked at a multi billion dollar hedge fund collecting datasets.

>Find new datasets.
>Find good ways of collecting datasets.
>Make sure the datasets add value.

I want to manage shekels not doing this.

>> No.2031042

>>2031037
Pls give me job as shekel manager anon.

>> No.2031047

>>2030979
hey, can you make me rich?

I'll send you a good picture of my doge. He is pretty handsome.

>> No.2031080

>>2030959
Can do business and hopefully get rich and use it for a great purpose

>> No.2031163

smelling my sweaty balls

>> No.2031176

SQL and Patience

>> No.2031184

I'm still trying to perfect typing with my elbows:

Dsdsdejkeereerrefe

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>>2030959
>Basic First Aid
>Basic Life Support

>> No.2031504

I'm a nigger, I'm autistic, I've had sex. That takes skill

>> No.2031506

>>2031042
"Anon it appears all of our liquid assets have been poured into ETH, do you know anything about this?

>> No.2031516

>>2031506

>> No.2031519

I have an uncanny ability to recognize females who have a penis

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2031527

Gold is falling and Canada is in a bubble, what do with money?

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>>2030959
I'll give you one skill, the ability to see a clear course through a stormy sea of PC corporate culture bullshit and find the lynchpins that make a business successful, the real drivers for change and more profit are already in your business but you can't see them for all the weeds that are choking them, so let me ask you something? are you a bountiful tree or a weed?

>> No.2032354

Plat in league

>> No.2032359

>>2031527
Short sell canada

>> No.2032389

>>2030959
Software development.

I can develop both the backend and frontend of a SASS application, as well as having friends that have the same expertise and who have industry experience. And we're good at it.

Our age: early 20s

Have some software development contracts for me? Lets get it

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>>2030979
>can bring down a country economy if i try.

Well I mean so could most people provided they have the nation's printing press.

>> No.2032400

I can cum on command, just say the word.

>> No.2032401

I can make a scam POS site