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20291579 No.20291579 [Reply] [Original]

teach me how to make money, i'm tired of being broke

>> No.20291590

Buy LINK

>> No.20291621

>>20291579
Buy link

>> No.20291628

>>20291579
Buy Chainlink

>> No.20291631

>>20291590
>>20291621
i don't like crypto because you can't use it.

>> No.20291658

>>20291631
Then Link isn't for you. It's not for selling.

>> No.20291666

>>20291579
1) buy LINK sometime before summer 2019
2) buy DATA now

>> No.20291669

>>20291631
well then, you're just hopeless.

>> No.20291673

>>20291631
Stay poor then

>> No.20291690

>>20291579
for fucks sake just buy LINK

>> No.20291706

suck 1000 dicks at a price of $50 each unironically

>> No.20291714

>>20291658
>>20291673

what's the point in having money you can't use though?

>> No.20291744

>>20291714
why do people buy Picassos?

>> No.20291760

>>20291579
Buy Zenon

https://medium.com/@33sentinel/absolute-proof-that-jack-dorsey-is-involved-with-zenon-network-f0e4f0ef8450

>> No.20291766

>>20291579
>>20291631
You're a retard. Stop posting and read.

>> No.20291776

>>20291666
DATA as in streamer or DATA as in DTA? I am ready to buy a few stacks

>> No.20291886

Step 1: accept the fact that you will never "make it"
Step 2: throw money in a bunch of new crypto projects that didn't start off as a Uniswap "project" or hasn't been shilled on /biz/ yet, the alternative route would be to buy penny stocks for agriculture or technology, such as Farmmi (FAMI)
Step 3: shill it on biz, but only once.
Step 4: if your coin/penny stock hasn't mooned by now, head to r/wallstreetbets and shill it to them and explicitly tell them that biz didn't buy into your potential moon product, the fact that /biz/ didn't buy in yet means potential gains for WSB.
Step 5: shill on biz again, but now that you have r/wsb support they also will shill your product to make it look more legit
Step 6:????
Step 7: profit

>> No.20292030

>>20291744
>>20291744
because they look cool?

>> No.20292161

>>20291776
DATA as in streamer, data unions will be the next big thing after defi

>> No.20292206

>>20291579
Buy arpa

>> No.20292293

>>20292161
Cool. Might as well try to diversify a little

>> No.20292550

>>20291579
Sure: it's easy, actually:
step 1: get a real college degree (like engineering/comp sci)
step 2: study/graduate with decent grade
step 3: 100K salary
step 4: live within your means/save good chunk of each paycheck