Im fucking drunk

[Anonymous No.20268726]

Fuck you /biz/, you magnificant bastards

[Anonymous No.20268757]

>>20268726
Irish people were a mistake

[Anonymous No.20268826]

>>20268757
Fuck you prick. Ireland and Irish people have contributed many things to the world for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.20268862]

>>20268826
Like picking cotton before niggers being imported.

[Anonymous No.20268891]

>>20268826
The Irish are so devoid of cultural exports that their main claim to fame is lucky charms cereal and a story about a lake monster probably created by a drunk toddler.

[Anonymous No.20268896]

>>20268862
Another ignorant prick.

[Anonymous No.20269139]

>>20268862
Who is James Joyce?
Who is W.B. Years?
Who is Samuel Beckett?
Who is Seamus Heaney?
What is the book of Kelly's?
What is Newgrange passage tomb?

[Anonymous No.20269179]

>>20269139

lol, are you new here or something?

[Anonymous No.20269197]

>>20268891
Irish inventions and discoveries

Pre-history
Ogham alphabet.
Iomániocht (Scuaib/Camán/Ioman) - precursors to modern Hurling
14th century
Caid (precursor to modern Gaelic football)
Whiskey
17th century
Irish road bowling.
1661: Modern chemistry founded by Robert Boyle with the publication of The Sceptical Chymist.
1662: Boyle's law discovered by Robert Boyle.
1680s: European adaptation of Drinking chocolate - Hans Sloane
18th century
1730: The concept of an entrepreneur - Richard Cantillon.

[Anonymous No.20269217]

>you magnificant bastards

[Anonymous No.20269227]

>>20268891
19th century
1805: Beaufort scale created by Francis Beaufort.
1809: Milk of Magnesia discovered by James Murray.
1813: Clanny safety lamp created by William Reid Clanny.
1820: 30 January, Edward Bransfield discovered the Antarctic Continent (mainland, islands were discovered earlier).
1820: Modern meat curing and the Bacon Rasher were invented by Henry Denny, a Waterford butcher, in 1820
1821: The development of "Extra Stout" beer by The Second Arthur Guinness and others.
1831: Column still design enhanced and patented by Aeneas Coffey.
1831:William Brooke O'Shaughnessy pioneered the cure for cholera through Intravenous therapy
1832: The Kyanizing process for preserving wood, created by John Howard Kyan.
1834: The game of Croquet.
1836: Induction coil created by Nicholas Callan.
1843: Quaternion (a mathematical entity) first described by Sir William Rowan Hamilton.
1844: Hollow needle in syringe created by Francis Rynd.
1846: Seismology founded by Robert Mallet, who used dynamite explosions to measure the speed of elastic waves in surface rocks - pioneering and coining the word 'seismology'.
1848: Kelvin scale created by William Thomson, 1st Baron Kelvin.
1851: Binaural stethoscope created by Arthur Leared.
1856: Icosian calculus discovered by Sir William Rowan Hamilton.
1859: Greenhouse Effect theory proven by John Tyndall.
1865: The first Transatlantic telegraph cable pioneered by William Thomson, 1st Baron Kelvin on Valentia Island.
1866: The Standard drop method of hanging developed by Dr Samuel Haughton.

[Anonymous No.20269245]

>>20268891
The Loch Ness Monster is Scottish, not Irish

[Anonymous No.20269246]

>>20268891
1874:
Electron introduced as a concept by George Johnstone Stoney.
Brennan torpedo created by Louis Brennan.
1879: The rules of Hurling first standardized with the foundation of the Irish Hurling Union.
1880: Boycott triggered by Charles Boycott over a dispute with the Irish Land League.
1884: Steam Turbine: Compound Steam Turbine developed by Anglo-Irish engineer Charles Algernon Parsons.
1885: The Cream Cracker was invented by Joseph Haughton in his home in Dublin and first manufactured by William Jacob in his bakery in Dublin.
1888: Gregg Shorthand created by John Robert Gregg.
1894: Joly colour screen created by John Joly.
1894: cohesion-tension theory proposed by John Joly and Henry Horatio Dixon at Trinity College Dublin
1897: Modern submarine design created by John Philip Holland.
Saccharimeter created by Rev John Jellet from Cashel, County Tipperary (1817–1888).
20th century
1901: Reflector sight created by Howard Grubb.
1914: Radiotherapy developed by John Joly.
1928: Three point linkage, patented by Harry Ferguson.
1930: Nickel-zinc battery created by James J. Drumm.
1930s: The first disintegration of an atomic nucleus by artificially accelerated protons (splitting the atom) discovered by Ernest Walton et al.
1946: Ejection seat - first live test of a reliable, successful modern ejection seat developed by James Martin
1940s: World first duty free airport shop at Shannon Airport, created by Brendan O'Regan
1950: Joseph 'Spud' Murphy and his employee Seamus Burke produced the world's first seasoned chips: Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar. Companies worldwide sought to buy the rights to Tayto's technique.
1954: Clofazimine first synthesized by a medical research team led by Cork man Vincent Barry at Trinity College, Dublin.
1965: Portable defibrillator created by Frank Pantridge.
1967: Pulsar discovered by Jocelyn Bell Burnell.

[Anonymous No.20269278]

>>20269245
>>20268891
An ignorant prick of an anon if ever there was one.

[Anonymous No.20269375]

>>20269245
Not you anon, last comment not directed at you.

[Anonymous No.20269385]

>>20269278
A potato famine almost took your island out so I didnt read a word you wrote. And saint paddy was a homo.

[Anonymous No.20269411]

>>20269139
>>20269197
>>20269227
>>20269246

Top kek, enjoying every single laugh

[Anonymous No.20269690]

>>20269385
You'd know all about homos, wouldn't you?
You’re just as thick as good manure but only half as useful.

[Anonymous No.20269813]

>2020
>still a British colony

[Anonymous No.20270004]

>all these triggered micks
Pottery