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OI M8 WANT TO TAKE A CHEEKY PUNT ON SUM FINE ENGLISH REAL ESTATE?

ONLY 500K FOR THIS 974 SQ FT LUSH DEANOBOX
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-84119711.html

>> No.20267322

>>20267302
Oi YE CHEEKY BASTARD BLOKE YOU, YOU FERGOT TO CALL IT A FLAT M8

>> No.20267339

>>20267302
That property would be 3M US in California or 5M in NYC

>> No.20267345

>>20267302
The same house would cost 150k in the North. Somewhere in Lancashire or Yorkshire.

>> No.20267356
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20267356

>>20267322
GOT THIS LOVELY FLAT IN LONDON FOR YA!

EVEN HAS A TOILET IN THE BEDROOM

>> No.20267361

>>20267345
Also it's made of bricks and mortar, not wood and glue.

>> No.20267376

>>20267356
I... What.... I..
That's just disgraceful. Living in London is the worst thing a man can do to himself.
That in Lancashire would be considered cruel and unusual and probably cost about 250 pcm.

>> No.20267397

>>20267356
Kek

Imagine the smell

>> No.20267428

>>20267356
Oi WHY ISNT THAT LOVELY RIGHT THERE M8. I CAN EAT ME KRUMOETS RIGHT ON THE TOILET THATS IN NE KITCHEN. RIGHT ON M8. FLAT

>> No.20267478

>>20267356
this is considered luxury in england m8y

>> No.20267479
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>>20267376
>living in the norf

>>20267397
>not wanting to get a cheeky whiff of your GFs morning shits

>> No.20267848

>>20267302
>ONLY 500K FOR THIS 974 SQ FT LUSH DEANOBOX

That's because it's in Lymington and it's priced high because, quite frankly, we don't want any plebs or poorfags living around here ruining the scenery. Sorry you're priced out, kiddo. FWIW if you buy 500 linkies you can join us EOY.

>> No.20267887

>>20267356
burgers ridiculing this, new yorkers dont even get their own toilet lol

>> No.20268071

>>20267848
This is sociopathic bruh. The nurses who you will rely on if you ever fall sick earn 30k and will never be able to live in your area.

>> No.20268092

>>20267356
Jesus London is fucked

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20268233

>>20268071
>This is sociopathic bruh. The nurses who you will rely on if you ever fall sick earn 30k and will never be able to live in your area.

I really don't give a fuck about 'nurses' (most are imported third world apes) or your pathetic attempt at emotional manipulation, for that matter.

>> No.20268279

>>20268233
Exactly, natives have been priced out of living and have all either emigrated or killed themselves which is why only clueless thirdies can be found to fill all of the low wage essential jobs

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>>20268233
>I really don't give a fuck about 'nurses' (most are imported third world apes)
Hello? Based department?

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20268438

>>20267302
>OMG I LOVE DEANOBOXES
>A CHEAP, WELL BUILT HOUSE IN A DESIRABLE PART OF THE CITY
>SIGN ME UP!!11!!

>> No.20268470

>>20267356
that shit should actually be illegal tbqh.
at £1500 p/m, its probably sublet to 6 pajeets who sleep (and shit) in shifts.