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20256909 No.20256909 [Reply] [Original]

What should I do?

>> No.20256935

Move all the money into your private wallet and then tell her you got hacked and lost it all. Then break up with her and find a girl smart enough not to fall for ponzi schemes.

>> No.20257371

>>20256935
kek

>> No.20257393

>>20256909
please don't tell me bro's i don't want to hear it :(

>> No.20257396

>>20256909
have sex

>> No.20257419

>>20257396

Kek

>> No.20257458

Put her on all 4s and bang the shit out of her; explain to her that you nutting inside of her is how blockchain works. Then tell her to get a real job and stop fucking around.

>> No.20257587

>>20256909
Tell her that getting advice from an anime forum is fucking stupid

>> No.20258683

Take her money then take her from behind.

>> No.20258713

>tell gf "if you wanna invest, its really risky. I don't suggest you do it....if you invest in crypto you HAVE to put all of your savings in it that's why it's so risky
>help her create an account
>send all of her money to your wallet or Monero or something
>"Aww honey I told you not to buy crypto, you got hacked!"
>you now control your woman's money so you don't have to worry about her wasting it

>> No.20258734

>>20256909
Too late to invest in crypto. She's most likely cheating on you, anyway (almost all women cheat). I'd just set up your own portfolio account and invest in stocks.

>> No.20258858

>>20256909
Titty/face fuck the shit out of her, then steal her wallet like the nigger you are.

>> No.20259688

>>20257393
Ahem... Thats a man

>> No.20259704

>>20256909
boobies \@_@/

>> No.20260676

I would never allow my gf to invest in this kind of living hell

>> No.20260679

Okay fag. This anomaly ends soon