/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20218959]

>Yes, this is it, this is my time, I will be lucky, I will be rich, I'm so lucky my life brought me at 4chan to buy Chainlink, I'll be like the early adopters of Bitcoin. I'll be a millionaire. I'll prove everyone wrong, even though I've been a loser and a reject my whole life. When I get the money, my life will finally begin. People will be jealous and sorry they mistreated me. This revolutionary asset is massively underappreciated, I'm so lucky people like me on 4chan figured out how it's going to change the world before massive conglomerates did. God I'm a fucking LINK MARINE, I cannot wait to buy my fucking Ferrari, I cannot wait to walk back into my home and tell my mom "Mom, your son made it." and show her my Rollex watch. And when she asks how, I'll tell her I bought Chainlink because I was on 4chan, and that all those hours sitting on my computer were not for nothing, despite her and dad chastising me. It's finally time, I'll show all of them.

[Anonymous No.20218975]

That's the plan

[Anonymous No.20219060]

the nolinker cope posts are the most gratifying part of making it

[Anonymous No.20219077]

>>20218959

>buy a ferari

Nobody is that dumb. What we want is freedom.

[Anonymous No.20219080]

>>20218959

[Anonymous No.20219465]

My life is pretty good and people are jealous of me with or without Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.20219553]

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[Anonymous No.20219603]

>>20218959
It's not too late fren. You still have the rest of this month to get your own suicide stack. Then you will never have to cope again. Even a 1k LINK stack is enough to get a seat on the rocket and if you hold long enough you'll never even have to sell it and you can just live off passive staking income.

[Anonymous No.20219693]

>>20219603
can't say it better myself.

[Anonymous No.20220011]

>>20218959
This is literally me
t. Chad gigadick