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This is a space for /smg/ until the electric vehicle fad is over.
All EV posting (bar TSLA) should be reported for spam, as there is a whole /smg/ dedicated to EV.
Additionally, all pennystocks should be discussed in /ptg/.


>Stock market Words

>Risk Management

>Educational Sites

>Free Charts


>Pre-Market Data and Live Data

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar

>Boomer Investing 101

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator

>List of hedge fund holdings


>Split Thread:

>> No.20168826
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Remember, bros, no means yes, and yes means anal.

>> No.20168838

2nd for OKE

>> No.20168854
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WKHS is dead. LAZY is to the moon

>> No.20168866

Tesla seems undervalued right now.

From -2% to +3%. People understand that Tesla is supposed to be valued at the 10k levels.

>> No.20168873

xth for EVs

>> No.20168889

>WKHS is dead.
Kek. People said the same thing about Tesla many years ago, and look what happened
t. Oldfag

>> No.20168897

maybe in 4 years or after we have an economic contraction. I'll be watching once it dips below 800 or so or it's 2023.

>> No.20168900

Ill see you @ 400 faggot.

>> No.20168902
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MSFT will be $230 by the end of the month. At the minimum. Buy now for it.

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>> No.20168911

Horsey horsey don't you stop
Just let your feet go clippety-clop
Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round Giddy up, we're moonward bound

>> No.20168918
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posting it again because i want you all to make it

OK guys. It's time for me to shill Workhorse a bit, now that it's down, and you have a chance to buy in once again.

Now I want you to picture the current state of deliveries and postal services. They drive to your neighborhood, drive around, and get a cart and deliver your mail by walking house to house. Pretty fucking slow right? Pretty fucking inefficient, right? Pretty fucking EXPENSIVE, right?!

Now, picture the future of deliveries. It's fucking Workhorse, bros. They have a fucking EV delivery van with DRONES on it that can carry packages. It's PERFECT. The delivery driver drives to your neighbourhood, he parks up, he loads all the packages into as many drones as he can, and they buzz off while he delivers the big packages. Every time a drone comes back, it charges its battery, and the driver gives it another package.

It's literally flawless. Now, anon, you're smart, aren't you? So right about now you should be asking: surely anyone can do this? Well, you're fucking wrong anon. This is patented Workhorse technology: https://patents.justia.com/patent/20180196445

>OK OK... but what about Amazon's warehouse drones?
They are incredibly inefficient and there's too much distance to cover for a single delivery. Bezos must be SEETHING at this technology.

BELIEVE IN THE HORSE. We all know that drones will be flying fucking everywhere in the future. This will be part of that revolution.


>> No.20168920

buy GEVO

>> No.20168927

This yield curve is telling me it's time to all in TLT puts again.

>> No.20168932

I smirked

>> No.20168933

HOnestly didn't expect it rally to 210, thought it'd crab around 200 a bit

>> No.20168934
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>it's $6
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $8
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $10
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $12
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $14
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $16
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $18
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $20
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $25
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $30
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $35
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!
>it's $50
>stop shilling your pennystocks!!

>> No.20168936

A horse with no name


>After nine days, I let the horse run free,
>'Cause the desert had turned to sea.
>There were plants and birds, and rocks and things,
>There was sand and hills and rings.
>The ocean is a desert, with its life underground,
>And a perfect disguise above.
>Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground,
>But the humans will give no love.

>> No.20168939

> being this upset

Fuck I hate daytime /smg/

>> No.20168944

make your own fucking thread, holy shit.

>> No.20168954

What's this? A special general for EV stocks?

>> No.20168964
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ok boomer

>> No.20168974
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make your own damn SMG. you couldn't even get a faggot baker to keep your shit from bumping off. go away already. this is not /smg/ it's /smg-ev/ get out.

>> No.20168980

Yes I think they wouldn’t try because Trump already despises amazon. He would love for them to give him another campaign reason to attack them for hurting small American business.

>> No.20168984
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Reminder that the declining balance sheet is an illusion caused by swaps from a few months ago maturing.

>> No.20168987

Nice copypasta

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>> No.20168990

Seems like it, I’m glad it was made and we can all talk about our horse gains. Thanks OP

>> No.20168992

what do you want to talk about instead of the current darling stock

>> No.20168995
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I'm just closing the charts and coming back in August. For better or worse.
I'm tired can hardly breathe with all this ozone.
See you then, lads. May your journey be blessed with plenty of oooooo's.

>> No.20168999

You can't force something to die OP. That said, tomorrow will make or break the horse once and for all.

>> No.20169000

What do you guys think about WKHS going sideways today? Do you think it will dip again or stagnate?

>> No.20169001

Is there any reason not to buy MSFT 215 calls over the stock itself?

>> No.20169009
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Never forget

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>> No.20169018

Do I buy NIO?

>> No.20169026

Thoughts on UAVS?
>Ageagle expands drone operation to Wichita
>Amazon has large warehouse in Wichita

>> No.20169032
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fuck this shit stock

>> No.20169039

Saddle up.

>> No.20169040
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i literally don't care, talk about EV as much as you want, but not fucking here. make /smg/, holy shit.

the following are nice posts:

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in english doc does this mean line go up or down?

>> No.20169048
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wtf was that

>> No.20169050

Yes, Xi won't let it go down.

>> No.20169053

Yes bro. It’s a long hold though. Has a median valuation of $39 and a high of $89

>> No.20169055
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God I'm so tired. I woke up today when I saw my TOPS has dropped by 18%. I thought this was it. It's just a crab day.

I hate this gay fucking market. I hate the Fed. i hate being alone.

>> No.20169057

wait for it to flatten out. nio could be a good long buy when the chinese trade war starts again.

>> No.20169058

Bolsonaro confirmed for covid.

>> No.20169063

Loving Every Laugh

>> No.20169065

I have no idea why, but since yesterday my IPWR position has been recovering a lot.

>> No.20169066

Buy NIO and il stop.

>> No.20169072

I would get down and eat that ass right there in front of the whole restaurant

>> No.20169076

I've been on horsie since $4. they pretty much solely offset the majority of losses from the wuhanic panic. But I'm taking a break for now.

>> No.20169078
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wait, hold up

>> No.20169084

well it IS a buffet...

>> No.20169090

NIO makes shit cars, even by Chinese standards.

>> No.20169094

Yes. Buy the dip. But it’s already green.

>> No.20169099

Thats what I have actually, so yeah do the calls. I got them expiring 9/18/2020 and 8/21/2020.

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any whales here? don't hate me for being a part of the 10%


>> No.20169109

>don't talk about EVs
>Gives some tesla shill a (you) saying it's a nice post?


>> No.20169115

It’s the only other EV company with cars that look like actual cars

>> No.20169122

they're going to steal tesla tech... just you wait...

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>> No.20169135

Jelly in your ass fucking ass milk

>> No.20169147
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>be some inbred walton child
>buy a bunch of cheep calls
>buy a bunch of stock at inflated prices
>sell everything on the momentum
>leave the bags with PnD chasers except its a fortune 100 company not a penny stock

being ultrarich must be easier than being a woman

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pls don't stop

>> No.20169151
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Be honest, who already sold the horse?

>> No.20169154

What music do you guys listen to while you watch line? Working from home productivity been fully rekt by line watching for me

>> No.20169160

>tesla shortsqueeze hasn't even happened yet
can't fucking wait

still holding since $4 forever

>> No.20169161
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>All EV posting (bar TSLA) should be reported for spam, as there is a whole /smg/ dedicated to EV.
read the fucking OP. No one else has. I can't tell if TSLA is leading QQQ around by the nose like BA and DIA, so it's excluded from the list of EVs. It really is probably better as an engineering and data company desu.

>> No.20169164

What’s horse EOD? It’s finna pump

>> No.20169198

cut loses fren, the ev hype is over.

>> No.20169200

Reol - 事実上 (Jijitsujo)

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>> No.20169228

Buy NIO now or miss out.

>> No.20169229

Yeah man Tokyo drift am I right

>> No.20169236

Back to 14

>> No.20169240
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To all the fags who doubt Xi and NIO

>> No.20169243
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>> No.20169248

Buy the dip.

>> No.20169249

based reol fan

>> No.20169256

Lmao why did I click that

>> No.20169259

Me! At 19

>> No.20169264

Hohoho, another company (Avolon) just canceled their orders for 737 Max's, and they're getting sued by Norwegian Air Shuttle. Very good, i hope the blows continue for this shit company

>> No.20169269


Fuck you faggots and your fuckin bags. Fuck off reeeeeeee

>> No.20169273

who are the analysts?
Chang and his cousins don't count.

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Uh oh

>> No.20169284

if u don't shake ur butt to that ur better off dead

>> No.20169293
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BDRBF is a good long, lots of good news going for them, this being the best of the 4 or so news about them


Basically Bombardier won a contract bid to supply India with 201 metro cars. This is very great news for Bombardier's rail sector because India is one of the largest countries that use rail transportation and the 201 new cars will be able to transport 1.4 million pajeets daily

>> No.20169302

I knew it guys
I never gave up hope
that's a lie I did for a while

>> No.20169309

I spend like 4 hours a day on an equine praising and anime foot board talking about lines I pretty much figure I am dead dude

>> No.20169313

Ah good, NIO line go up

>> No.20169315
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>mfw NIO will finally take me out of the fucking hole I got myself into betting against america

>> No.20169316
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wrong thread gamer

>> No.20169321


sold at 22.64 lmao

who's the one on the left btw

>> No.20169323

I got in at 5.9 and sold at 16. Ngl I’m getting spooked. I think more newbies will soon realize they contract is not awarded on July 14th, rather the bidding ends on that date and it may take months for the contract to be awarded

>> No.20169346

>not asking about the girl on the right


>> No.20169355
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>Jonas raised his bull-case target price for Tesla stock rose to $2,070 from $1,200, a big 73% bump. His base target price moved less, however, by just 14%, to $740 from $650. For the near term, Jonas increased his 2020 delivery estimate to 475,000 vehicles from 420,000 vehicles to account for his official price target raise.

>Looking down the road—for his bull case—Jonas assumes Tesla will deliver 6 million vehicles in 2030

Jesus fuck analysts are literally just Nostradamus. NO ONE knows what will happen in 10 years. this is fucking retarded.

>> No.20169359

I just bought today kek

>> No.20169367

The formal announcement of bids placed will push back to 20 anyways. Then you buy next dip before contract award. Worst case you have to hold a stonk for 3 whole months oh noooo

>> No.20169373


she looks fugly bruv

>> No.20169375

those are rookie numbers

>> No.20169383

It's gonna be shit. Bombardier is known for cutting corners and getting the cheapest possible labour and cheapest parts from the cheapest places and having infinite issues. No surprise they won the contract as the lowest bidder.

>> No.20169391

Just from the look of it today, WKHS is back to its usual trend. Look. Dip, pump, crab. Even the timing is right.

>> No.20169424

Yeah I'm also a tax Accountant so I have to work like 10 hrs a day :^(

>> No.20169425
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Anyone else feeling bearish? The SP500 trend line looks similar to early and mid June

>> No.20169439

>my eyes are up here
>yeah who gives a shit

>> No.20169449
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WKHS bros, you are here

>> No.20169471

Nah i‘m good keep your bags

>> No.20169474

there's def. resistance at 3200, anything that isn't a FAGMAN stock goes tumbling down any time the S&P gets near that

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>> No.20169483

In 2025, cars will be free. Only a select few will technically be the "owners" but everyone else just uses them as taxis. There is no traffic and no accidents because TSLA AI controls all vehicles on the road and, in 2021, all air vehicles, and in 2022, all sea vehicles. For TSLA investors their car trips can load onto SpaceX brand shuttles to be delivered to their destination anywhere in the world within an hour. Currency no longer exists except in the form of fractional TSLA shares. Schiff kills himself by being buried by now worthless gold and oil.
There are rumors that by 2035, TSLA will be profitable. It moons to 10 million.

>> No.20169492

>implying workhorse is going to ever send somebody to the ISS or Mars, and isn't going to get fucked over by labor unions and niggers.

>> No.20169495

Here's a question guys. I'm in Europe so I have no day trading limit. Is there a reason for me to NOT swing trade as needed rather than always HODL?

>> No.20169500
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Elon is basically a Mozart, thinking anyone can replicate what he's doing is maximum retarded. That's the power of autism.

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I've been registering new accounts on stocktwits just to shit on NIO bagholders.

They're seething, mods too.

>> No.20169506

fuck i only have 2000 shares

>> No.20169511

what is /smg/ up to distract themselves? I've been playing danganronpa for the first time it's very enjoyable.

>> No.20169515

Last chance to ever own shares of AEZS under 50 cents. LAST CHANCE!

>> No.20169521
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>sell on decent profit
>stock moons without you on it
And then you feel like a retard.

>> No.20169523

I should have bought a guitar with my gainz instead of doubling down on stocks, guess investing is the only skill I'm going to acquire during covid

>> No.20169525
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What is the next horse that is in the stealth phase right now

>> No.20169529

here, try this

>> No.20169536
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Who here diamond hands?

>> No.20169540

Nio is still booming will last all of this year. Not evry stealth though

>> No.20169544

SOLO last Friday

>> No.20169547

>It's literally flawless

what if it's a windy day and the drone fucks up.and crashes full speed on a toddler

>> No.20169551

>NIO bagholders.

huh? NIO is ATH

>> No.20169553

which broker is that low battery life bro?

>> No.20169556

me holding aal rtx and ba bags

>> No.20169557

can i get some sauce on this man

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>> No.20169564

So the only danger is doing it wrong

>> No.20169567

going on walks, laying down, standing up, watching tv, listening to music

>> No.20169572

my decay on muh Kroger calls, should i just bite a 120 dollar loss and get rid of this 3 week bag? muh lockdowns finna get the crowd rowdy this fucka make no sense its no poppin FR
i need this money in hot shit now

>> No.20169576
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nothing bad about making an honest profit on a smart investment

>> No.20169578

Why should I care about this company?

>> No.20169581

I've gotten really good at having wanks

>> No.20169592

I know what the next WKHS is. Here is a hint. It is currently not listed on robinhood. It is based in Canada. It is mooning about 10% today

>> No.20169594

I use fidelity. But I just use yahoo finance to track my portfolio since it's easier to pull up and watch ah

>> No.20169596

LEVI's are reporting earnings today after-hours, probably a good indicator of what's to come if you own other clothing/shoe stocks

>> No.20169602

Fuck yeah

>> No.20169603

>penny stock
im good bro

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>> No.20169609

>Has done nothing but drop for 5 years.
>Makes tests for a rare non-fatal disorder.

>> No.20169612

Hopefully those jewish fucks come back from lunch soon and start pumping WKHS

>> No.20169615

Its going to be shit dude even though Levi's is the #1 US jean brand

>> No.20169621

Lol sassy. These are songs I heard when I was like 5 in the car with my mom

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>> No.20169628

I've been contemplating them for like a month since it's my favorite breakfast spot. I might hop in really soon

>> No.20169630

Don't, everything Baggie touches turns to shit

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>> No.20169632

>Based in Canada
Fellow canadabro.... Canadian startups are shit

>> No.20169633

check on my linkies

>> No.20169634
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tfw shitposting hard on stocktwits and some people getting angry

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this picture gives me the willies

>> No.20169650
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How should I have responded? I don’t think she’s going to text me back, bros.

>> No.20169655

buy ROPE

>> No.20169657

In terms of profitability, grocery shouldn't be as hammered down as it is right now because they're all at least meeting earnings. Don't know what to tell you. Buy tech or meme stocks I guess. 200:1 PEs don't seem to matter in some of those other sectors.

>> No.20169660

is that the scam coin that biz has been pushing?

>> No.20169669

>reeeeevee fag who missed the horse wants to control what people talk about in a random general in a Tibetan basket weaving forum
what a dumb little bitch

What's your favorite EV microcap, /smg/?

>> No.20169671

you are me

>> No.20169677


this is fake right?

>> No.20169682

She seems high maintenance let her drift away from you

>> No.20169700

Should have just been like "alright later bitch"

>> No.20169701

>She seems high maintenance

Yeah, probably. But can you expound what you meant by that?

>> No.20169707

zero chemistry between you two. that much is obvious. pull the fucking plug on your end. shes pulled it on hers.

>> No.20169709

It isn't a startup. It's gone up 50% since the middle of June. December will be a big time for them. They are helped by a weak canadian dollar.

>> No.20169710

it probably is just a fake message maker or something. This is too cringe and personal to post.

>> No.20169712

>Is there a reason

You might do it wrong, but that's on you.
But even if you are on a no fee broker, be aware that orders can lag.

>> No.20169714

i made a well educated move and it just send me to an endless debilitating crab while i watch meme EV's pop 120%. totally makes sense. I'm only going to deal with year long, lowest strike options

>> No.20169721
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Have Excel open on a second monitor and start calculating material/time/price efficiencies to figure out what products to make and sell
Planning caravans is fun too as there is food, food spoilage, payload, in-situ resource utilization (grazing), varying pack animals with speeds and hunger rates to further calculate and optimize your trade routes, not to mention ambush risk and associated efficiency loss due to having to bring weapons and armor and bring guards
Of course have your actual broker open on at least one other monitor...

>> No.20169723

It's real, you slack jawed virgins.

>> No.20169724

Steady gains from SOLO and NIO since this morning.

>> No.20169725

Tell her you need some stank on the hangdown ASAP.

>> No.20169729

>Hope you had fun?
Zero Confidence. You're DOA anon

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We buying the dips on WKHS right bros???? You buy, I buy?? We hodl together??? $100 EOW?

>> No.20169744

huh?? mcd is GOAT

>> No.20169752

$50 eom.

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>> No.20169756
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Canucks can't into capitalism

>> No.20169762

Hello /smg/

I've been lurking for a few days and have 2 questions:

I've read a couple of times that oil stocks were good long-term holds. Why would that be since electric vehicules are getting better and better every year? A base model Tesla is still much more expensive than some small Toyota with an inline-4 but eventually won't electric cars be more affordable and shit on regular cars?

Should I read books about economics, the stock market and etc or can I somehow educate myself online just as good?

>> No.20169763

You're behaving in a normal way and she's freaking out, for all the time you stay with her you're going to have to be constantly second guessing your perfectly reasonable behaviour because you don't know how she's going to react. Rid yourself of this unjustified emotional labour. You can come to this decision now or in 6 months when you've broken up and got back together another half dozen times.

>> No.20169766

i bought a 195 call and it hasn't been treating me right

>> No.20169771

>Zero Confidence

This was our second date. Anyway, what should I have texted her?

>> No.20169774

its doing fine. you can still buy in at a low low price of 16 something.

>> No.20169775

>Have Excel open on a second monitor and start calculating material/time/price efficiencies to figure out what products to make and sell
you caravan dusters and sell statues to traders. it's not complicated anon. iktf though, i want it to be more.

>> No.20169787


lmao dis guy

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>> No.20169791

We use oil for a wide variety of things that aren't vehicles. Its price will always go

>> No.20169792

she's letting you know that she wants to be held and pampered in private, but that she doesn't want to be held in a social setting because that might make her less likely to get ravaged by a potential mate

>> No.20169802

I bought more SOLO now at the dip. T-this is the dip, right?

>> No.20169803

>yo bithc show bobs adn vagene

>> No.20169809
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Those EV batteries are still going to be charged by fossil fuels

>> No.20169812

>everything is green
>wkhs is dragging all of my profits into the red
should i just dump this fucking tumor and eat the loss its making me angry

>> No.20169814

Also anon it sounds like you were a little over the top with the physical contact. It's a delicate balance to be sure but during initial meetups, "holding" shouldn't happen. It seems overtly aggressive to the point of desperate. The key is to get her to reciprocate the physical contact starting small and then working up.

>> No.20169816

nobody is going to ever buy one of their ejection pod looking death traps. just know that.

>> No.20169819

when expiry?

>> No.20169828

Why do my gains on NASDAQ get halved almost every day around this time?
Everything that was soaring at 1.5%+ is now at anywhere from 0.50% to 0.80%

>> No.20169832

Thanks, fren. Yeah, this girl is about 22 or 23. I'm 26. I just figured she was immature or something. Incidentally, I met her by asking her out at the park. On to the next one.

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Couldn't help myself bros. I might buy more still.

>> No.20169840

Oil is dead. Elon solved the energy crisis and oil dependence by inventing the electric car. Oil just doesn't know it yet because it happened so fast.

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ath by eow, anon

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>> No.20169854

Why Gatekeeper?

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>1 post by this ID

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>> No.20169869

Sounds like even if you guys have hooked up that you took it a bit too seriously a bit too quickly to me. I dont know why these other people calling her high maintenance for not wanting to be touched if anything its low maintenance saying let's not just publicly act like we are together. Sounds like you misread signs to me bro

>> No.20169873

and how much are you down %?

>> No.20169875

Sounds like you were dead in the water after the date from being overly physical so IMO it wouldn't have mattered what you texted her.

On to the next one, anon.

>> No.20169878

>she's letting you know that she wants to be held and pampered in private

Where in her text message does it indicate that? I got the impression that she just didn't want to be held yet.

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What does /smg/ think about becoming an AMDchad, right here, right now, at these levels?

>> No.20169885

There's a market for everyone, you wouldn't think someone would cunt-scented candles either but here we are

>> No.20169886

Those are rmb you have to multiply by 0.14 to get the targets in usd.

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pretty good pattern to keep in mind

>> No.20169903

Imagine actually believing that

>> No.20169908

Can't Americans really not go 3 full hours without eating?

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Well, I'm still long on Organigram (OGI) as the best deal for the eventual weedstock recovery. They're one of the only companies in the sector that appears to have actual responsible leadership that isn't high on their own supply. I was able to snag some shares real cheap at 1.42 the other day to increase my holding.

Again, I just have faith that a major marijuana event will happen at some point in the future, in the same way I bought WKHS at $2 expecting major EV events and seeing the USPS deal and rising interest in drone last mile delivery as potential watersheds.

>> No.20169919

Why were you trying to hold her and shit if it was still in very casual stages is my question

>> No.20169920

>WMT launching membership services
>AMZN partnering with UAVS to one up WMT with drone delivery
>not buying UAVS

Check em.

>> No.20169933

by rule of thumb you should always let a chick be the first one to get touchy. your refusal to do it in a confident way and not a simp way will make her come on to you. women are bloodhounds for desperation and in a subconscious biological way see it as a red flag for shitty genes. seriously look it up.

>> No.20169938

It has been mentioned a few times over the past few weeks here. Quietly, which is how these start. And on a day like today it won't be hard to find. It is literally the only Canadian stock I have owned in 10 years.

>> No.20169952

Psychology and analysis-wise, why does this happen? Is everyone bullish from his morning coffee?

>> No.20169956

How not to be overly physical next time? We made out after our first date, so I figured I was in the clear for more physical contact. On the second date I touched her back and side as we watched fireworks and shared food together. Whenever we went to my place to use the restroom I would touch her knee or something, since we were in private. Idk, man. Feels bad I wasted my time on this chick. But you live, you learn.

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Too late, I've been trading AMD for 4 years though. Shits been cash.

>> No.20169960

To be honest, right now it feels like AMD is going to oscillate between 49 and 55 forever, so I would imagine buying in at 53 would leave you mildly disappointed in about a week.

I'm long on them but I don't know that this is necessarily the best entry point you could get.

>> No.20169965

Or fuck bitches, get money.
Women are a huge waste of time and money. Acquire enough money and you can get a woman to do whatever you want.

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>> No.20169991

Why is horse crabbing?

>> No.20169994

It will either be -15% or +35% two months from now.
Don't know which

>> No.20169995

Horse to 20
nio to 20
blink to 20
lets go

>> No.20170003

well yeah but the dude wasnt asking about that. honestly relationships are only useful if you want to start a family or need someone to pay half the rent.

>> No.20170006

what do they do when you look away from the screen for 3 months?

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>>20169669 (faggot, i split to move away, i'm not controlling anyone)
>>>/not here/
read the op, it's not fucking /smg/ this is /smg-ev/ i made my own space and you stupid retards decided it was yours.


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Pure Gold Mining is up 10% today

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If you want free money, buy 11$ long calls for CIM for December 18th.

-It's spiked up to 11.50 within the last 30 days.

-It's based on residential mortgages and it's
pre-corona value was around 20.50

-The government has show it'll print money if
there is a shutdown of any kind returning
(meaning people can still pay mortgages).

-People think housing is scary cause of 08, but
the reality is mortgage brokers heavily
vet/screen these days requiring 2 years job
history and PMI (private mortgage insurance)
for the first 10% of a homes value.

>> No.20170020

Riding the same stocks. Hope you are righttt

>> No.20170025

She's not attracted to you and you are super cringe.

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idk never tried that, only been doing this for a month

>> No.20170029

Were not going anywhere eat shit lmao

>> No.20170032

ended up buying a microsoft call for 7/17 when it hit the bottom

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>> No.20170043

Eat shit lol

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>t. didn't make money off ev stocks
ngmi bro, long live Xi, NIO, and the CCP

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got a new haircut, how does it look?

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No one has the money to throw like 40k$ for a brand new car at.
At least not the millennials and the zoomers.

Most Boomers only want to go from point a to b.

Gas cars will be there for another 50yrs.
and tesla is overhyped af

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>Elon solved the energy crisis and oil dependence by inventing the electric car

the first electric cars actually date back from the 1800s

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you faggots followed me. look at the fucking subject. look at my fucking post

>> No.20170062

If you made out on first date you shoulda been fingering her or fondling her tits not being teehee poking and prodding her

>> No.20170066

Fuck off I post what I want.

>> No.20170080

Yeah bro that's chick shit to be that touchy and unless you're on a private date it's pretty much hands off in public or around friends. So like if you asked her to dinner or drinks itd totally be appropriate to put your arm around her for a walk or hold her hand. But you guys chilled like two times wrapping her in your arms like shes your long term girl or like touching her every chance you get gives off a desperate for contact vibe. Gotta play it a bit cooler and let some desire for that contact to build. Then they will want it all the fucking time and you'll want to be rid of em anyways lmao my gf wont leave me alone I sit on one end of the couch and she comes up and is a quarter inch off my hip on a God damn 90 inch couch

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>this is my own private space
>on 4chan

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>> No.20170103

The next time you feel like you should sell
buy some more
Write this advice down on your hand so you don't forget

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>smg less ev

Lol shut up sperglord. This is you when NIO becomes the chinese tesla and you miss out on it

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>> No.20170109

fuck that's harsh
I'd collect as much cash as possible and get ready to double down if it does dip again. Hit it hard. I think it's one of the best picks for this covid bullshit, I think they're adapting faster and better than most companies out there

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what? how do you end up touching her knee on the way to use the restroom? sounds like you took any chance to just like weirdly touch her. just don't do anything and let her initiate unless the signs are absolutely clear she wants dick.

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>> No.20170123

Sir this is /smg-ev/ the ev as in Electric Vehicles, so I believe you are in the wrong place

>> No.20170124

13% dividents? How is that even possible?

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i did this with TOPS. i averaged down like a good boy. from .17 to .13

it's a dime now

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>buy heavy cream and olive oil and cheese and soap and drinks and chicken and garlic and stuff for coffee

>spending hundreds of dollars when people tell you that grocery shopping is "cheaper"" than eating out

dude fucking hell
this shit is gonna last me like 2 days

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Can someone talk me about of buying a leap put? There's no way their sister fucking, mayo sandwich eating customer base is gonna be able to afford a $100 sub fee.

>> No.20170135

After the TSLA AI singularity, Elon is able to invent time travel with his now immortal body to the 1800s to invent the "first" electric car. He also invents the ICE to create a market of bears for TSLA shorts so he can dunk on them.

>> No.20170143


Sort of echo'ing what this anon said. AMD will absolutely be a winner long term. Will it get cheaper than it is today? Absolutely.
49-55 does seem like the current trading range, but if you're not in a rush to get in, I think you'll see it even cheaper before July ends.

>> No.20170151

>Yeah bro that's chick shit to be that touchy and unless you're on a private date it's pretty much hands off in public or around friends. So like if you asked her to dinner or drinks itd totally be appropriate to put your arm around her for a walk or hold her hand. But you guys chilled like two times wrapping her in your arms like shes your long term girl or like touching her every chance you get gives off a desperate for contact vibe. Gotta play it a bit cooler and let some desire for that contact to build.

Good to know. Thanks for imparting your wisdom, fren.

>> No.20170152


Fuck you yankee fag.

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We're raping you and your thread whether you like it or not

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>> No.20170163

>what are leasecars

>> No.20170166

Horse pumping big after 1pm

>> No.20170171

Every time i've been on a date with a girl and didn't fuck on the first date it all went down hill fast.

Taking it slow is a dumb virgin meme.

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>he doesnt think people will buy this
ngmi, NIO is the future bros

>> No.20170176

>there's literally /smg/
>this is literally /smg-ev/

the dash should be read as an operator, but if you want this to be /smg/ where EV is heavily discussed, fine.

>> No.20170179


>> No.20170183

The premium for the risk associated with not being able to sell during close.

Also, I assume it persists because it can't be arbitraged away due to trading costs.

>> No.20170184

Why does it take so long for selling my calls to go through ? I missed $1 NOI becase of it.

>> No.20170185

Sure thing buddy. Good luck on the next one

>> No.20170200

There are Walmarts everywhere you dumb nigger. There's a Walmart in delivery distance of Manhattan.

>> No.20170204

The signs are abundantly clear when you have the pass to bone, if alcohol is even slightly involved it's almost always guaranteed. She's already decided if shes going to fuck you while shes getting ready for the date

>> No.20170205

somebody has to want to buy it

>> No.20170206

20 EoD?

>> No.20170207

Definitely as I got older, I realized that. If it was a friend of a friend, then maybe second date.

>> No.20170209

>be retard who buys commie cars
>import brand new NIO
>cost 10x as much as a Tesla because of import duties
>driving down road
>immediately T-boned because it has no fucking side windows

>> No.20170215

I don't know how the hell you can get high maintenance out of that single text.
Sounds to me like /biz/bro was hanging on to her and she got spooked by the excessive physical contact.
This guy gets it >>20169869
First date, was she intoxicated? If so, then no, that's not a green light for increased physical contact. At best a yellow light. If she wasn't then, you're right; it typically does mean it's okay to touch *more* but women are fickle little cunts. You have to be careful, and learn to read the signs
Second date, were you *just touching* or were you embracing her? Was she leaning into it or not?

The key to women is to read their body language. The key to anyone really. It doesn't lie. It can't.

Also to keep poast relevant, fuck daytrader faggots on Twitter. I've lost nearly a grand listening to these little shits

>> No.20170217

you arent supposed to shop at whole foods dummy, just get a costco membership

>> No.20170228

keep working at it.. you'll get better at shopping, and at cooking

I mean none of that shit is cheap especially if you're out there trying to pick the perfect brands

Like I can think back 10 years ago when I'd get a wild hair up my ass to cook something special, I'd run out and spend $50 because I wanted to cook lasagna for the first time in my life. But now it's more of a routine, so I've got this and that in my kitchen, and I might just need to go buy a few pounds of beef or whatever if I want to make lasagna now. And back then I didn't have much of a plan of how many to cook for. That's the main difference right there. You have to spend time doing it all for it to start actually becoming a frugal practice. Otherwise, you will absolutely spend less money buying mcdoubles

>> No.20170230

>She's already decided if shes going to fuck you while shes getting ready for the date

Can you expound?

>> No.20170242

These guys are all giving you bad advise. She's just playing hard to get. You should ask her if she'd be interested in fucking your colored friend while you watch.

>> No.20170250

>The key to women is to read their body language. The key to anyone really. It doesn't lie. It can't.
tell that to autists. i communicate with words because my body is retarded.

>> No.20170260

Ah shit
Thanks guys

I think semis may be the place to be for a little bit longer though. Less risky than the the other market darlings.

Holy fucking based
All the replies read like stocktwits

>eat shit you’re jealous
Off topic AND extremely low quality

Are you seriously thinking Walmart doesn’t have a dedicated base of shoppers? I know people who would never be caught dead in a Walmart, but they order deliveries from the site.

It sounds like they’re going after Costco and Amazon... that’s quite bullish.

>> No.20170270


Don’t listen to anyone here unless they told you to cut off all contact with this bitch and move on to the next. She is 110% not interested in the slightest. Move on.

>> No.20170273

God Costco is so based except for their faggt mask mandate
First and only time baggie has ever said something funny and I cant even lie I audibly chuckled at this

>> No.20170275

Women know instantly if they want to fuck you or not, the way you know instantly if you would fuck her or not. Going out on a date means she would fuck you, your performance during all that determines if she opts out.

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Once the pandemic settles down and flights are open airplanes are going to need some fuel.

>> No.20170315

Ooooh, entire market is dipping today because amazon is down -0.5%, lmao
would have been green otherwise, so big green tomorrow

>> No.20170330

Hey, kind of been absent from the market the last two weeks and I noticed everything I'm holding is down a little more. Was there a big doomp or just more crab hell?

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Alright boys. We’re approaching EOD. Place your bet on how the Horse will close

>> No.20170349

go fuck yourself

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>tfw 216 nio at avg 9.37
>tfw it hasnt even started its real moon mission to 39 - 88

>> No.20170359

>except for their mask mandate
Don't be a nigger anon, nice old people shop at Costco and no one wants them to get a worse version of the flu that will kill them.

>> No.20170362


Jokes on you, I bought yesterday ;(

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>> No.20170373

"i had a good time meeting your friends and being outside"
ouch. she's deliberately excluding your company from the list of things she enjoyed. honestly that's pretty cold.

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Yeah "leasecars"
here in germany they buttfuck you at the end,because at the very end of leasing contract the Tüv Süd inspects your car(basically a department with high jew eyes for cars) and you have to fix the car at the end to its kinda given out status.

Source -> Coworker basically talking everyday about it

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i think costco is not actually that much cheaper

its a scam

its slightly cheaper but still expensive as butt holes

ya cooking is ridiclous u cant have a 50$ lasagna

why do people tell poor people to cook

this shit is ridiclous

>> No.20170390

that's weird because I'm pretty right sure at this very second is the opportune moment to put loads of money into calls

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>> No.20170403

doubles shall confirm

>> No.20170406

NIO will be under 15 feet of water after the dam breaks FYI

>> No.20170409

Here's my thinking about NIO. It's having a lot of trouble even breaking 12, and that's on huge volume with a lot of people watching it, and it's getting close to the top stop on RH. With this in mind, I sold it when it hit 11.99 and not buying back in for the moment. It went up based on that good news, but there's so many people on it now it's much too volatile for its own good. Not to mention any news about delisting will make the price sink again. I for one will be looking for other stuff to make money off of, especially having a look at some IPO's coming out this week.

>> No.20170415


thanks /smg/ friend

>> No.20170418

15 dollars you mean

>> No.20170433

> she got spooked by the excessive physical contact.
>holding a girl you're seeing
>excessive physical contact
this is where I got it from
you people are insects

>> No.20170437

First of all fuck old people we are overpopulated and they are a resource drain. Second costco provides elderly hours where only geriatrics can go in for their safety. You want to shop nigger hours like me? Risk niggers like I do

>> No.20170456

>in other words, all encounters I've had with wymyn have gone downhill fast unless she was drunk as piss
No one's saying to take it slow mongoloid, but you have to read the signs. If you're not an uberChad or able to build strong chemistry, most women don't respond to excessive petting early.
Only true for roasties and literal whores
I'd take that info with a grain of salt.

And at this point, you really can't lose (any more) with her so why not do what the namefag says.

>> No.20170460

Market is stalled until congress comes back from summer vacation and kick starts it again with another round of stimulus.
Just this anon's opinion, but I'm expecting crab legs & dip in the short-term forecast.

>> No.20170469

>been on like a date and a half
>touching every opportunity
>holding her at all
You been alone awhile huh?

>> No.20170506

Here's how to survive for a week, possibly two on $60:
2 loaves of bread, the bougie kind with the whole grains and seeds in it
1 pound of sandwich meat (your choice)
2 packages of good deli style cheese like Sargento
1 container of baby spinach
1 mustard

Boom, double that and you fed yourself on $120 for a month.

>> No.20170510

Second date doesn't mean you're seeing each other here in the real world you antisocial ape

>> No.20170517

You're right, the natural form of a human relationship is that you remain aloof from each other and don't make physical contact until the occasion of an officially sanctioned intercourse scheduled no less than 3 days previous

>> No.20170548

Whens the last time you had a girlfriend?

>> No.20170553

But nah the market wants to go full dotcom bubble, we’re going HIGHER

>> No.20170588

2012 if you don't count the girlfriend who became my wife
Here's a protip: if you don't want to touch each other especially in the first few weeks then it's not a romantic relationship, it;s just an arrangement

>> No.20170613

it's a skill that has to be developed, and it helps a lot if you work in a kitchen for some years and/ or have a grandma to show you how to feed a family with $10 for a week

now for you, being lonely but eager to improve yourself, you hopped on the internet and found cooking to be one of the top suggestions... and it's absolutely true but you aren't just gonna run to the fucking grocery store and buy some overpriced food and turn yourself around... in fact, as you've already found out, it will just be a money-sink at first if you have no idea what you're doing

so here's my one piece of advice:
find something cheap to make, it will probably involve flour, and you can consider yourself lucky if it includes meat. Figure out a recipe to make something cheaply that you can make in a big batch and eat for a couple weeks. Maybe it's biscuits and gravy, or maybe something else... look into your local culture, like there's entire cultures around making delicious bbq out of extremely cheap meat etc. So yeah. Find a recipe to eat cheaply and master that

You can absolutely save a lot of money and have a great time cooking for yourself but in your original comment that you went out and bought olive oil and cheese and spent a ton of money.. yeah.. you need to be more granny-like, granny likes buying shit for dirt-cheap at the farmer's market but granny also knows how to make biscuits and gravy from scratch for $2 for the next 2 weeks.. you'll figure it out but it takes years so start making some french toast and stick to it

>> No.20170651

Imagine describing seeds in bread as "bougie".
So out of touch.

>> No.20170660

Dude it was like the second date and in front of his friends and hes wrapping his arms around her and shit it is too much too soon and if you dont understand that then this wife of yours must have been a real desperate pig cause it doesnt sound like you played the game well enough to pick high

>> No.20170682

There are literally hundreds of Youtube channels of grannies telling you how to cook depression-era stuff and up. Anon is just a retarded avatarfagging child.

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>tfw back to working shit job and can't be comfy on /smg/ all morning anymore

>> No.20170751

Well, I felt like him once upon a time. Sitting at home on 4chan, sitting in a room forgotten to the world, trying to figure out how to better myself. You start reading about self-improvement and everyone's talking about gardening and cooking and all that shit. Meanwhile you go try to whip up a recipe and you can easily spend $60 trying to prepare a dish because you've got nothing to go off of. I get it, so that's why I chimed in

I'm doing great nowadays but I had to start somewhere

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Nigga, you gotta start thinking like Chad. She would have had 0 issues being "held" by Chad, in fact it would have made her night. Your reply was not what Chad would have done. Chad would have acted indifferent, there are always more sluts for Chad to hold and you have to make that known by not only acting but being indifferent. You don't act cold, you don't act whiny, you just say "Alright then, I had fun. See you around". This is the Chad move because it makes her feel like she is the one who got the short end of the stick instead of you - and you didn't, you had an opportunity, had fun holding a cute girl and are able to move on to the next girl learning from that experience.

Be a god damn Chad.

>> No.20170799

Isn't this just a rebranded Sam's club?

>> No.20170838

It's a very simple system that has supported the growth of our civilisation for millions of years anon
When two young people like each other they want to have sex with each other. When someone you want to have sex with touches you you like it. It's called chemistry and if you don't have it you're wasting your time. And no, it's not something that grows, if you're not all over each other now it's all downhill from here. If you're 16 and you're just starting to learn about yourself it's fine to take things slow, but when you're in your twenties you're supposed to have learned how it works already.
You can choose at this point to cope even harder or just accept what I'm telling you as someone who has very happily reached the endpoint of the dating game.

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>> No.20170852

Well my company leasecar had a ruined wheel and some scratches. Never heard anything about it. Maybe with private lease

>> No.20170911

Walmart, Inc. engages in retail and wholesale business. The Company offers an assortment of merchandise and services at everyday low prices. It operates through the following business segments: Walmart U.S., Walmart International, and Sam's Club. The Walmart U.S. segment operates as a merchandiser of consumer products, operating under the Walmart, Wal-Mart, and Walmart Neighborhood Market brands, as well as walmart.com and other eCommerce brands. The Walmart International segment manages supercenters, supermarkets, hypermarkets, warehouse clubs, and cash & carry outside of the United States. The Sam's Club segment comprises membership-only warehouse clubs and samsclubs.com. The company was founded by Samuel Moore Walton and James Lawrence Walton in 1945 and is headquartered in Bentonville, AR

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