Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make

[Anonymous No.20119769]

Please gather around and have a seat. It concerns the future of business and finance so I promise this will be important

[Anonymous No.20119786]

>>20119769
My psychic powers are telling me this has something to do with jannies and intercourse

[Anonymous No.20119799]

I'm listening, brother.

[Anonymous No.20119828]

>>20119786
Err...No. Security please remove this ruffian from the premises.

>>20119799
enjoy the cocktail shrimp! It’s low fat! We need just a few more to fill up the seats then we can begin the show

[Fantom No.20120096]

>ladies

Those are men

[Anonymous No.20120112]

>>20119769

Can't wait to hear sir

[Anonymous No.20120117]

>>20119769
Hope its worth our time

[Anonymous No.20120144]

You got my attention for the next 5 minutes whilst I browse /biz/ on the shitter.

[Anonymous No.20120163]

>>20119769
>ladies
God, I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.20120180]

>>20119769
>oh please sir do go on, remember to help yourself to the beverages and make a mess the jannies literally work for free

[Anonymous No.20120185]

>>20119769
I anticipate this will be the greatest announcement in the history of 4channel. This is gonna be the announcement that saves /biz/ and motivates me to get my life back on track.

[Anonymous No.20120200]

>>20119769
Sir it's been 1 hour

[Anonymous No.20120205]

>>20119769
Still w8n. Pls OP

[Anonymous No.20120236]

[Anonymous No.20120245]

>>20119769
Please deliver

[Anonymous No.20120268]

>>20119769

My dear fellow baron, do say what you need to say, my aristocratic ears are fixed upon the arrival of your voice.

Oh, and we hung janjans by the oak near the game keeper's cottage. Ah well, you could allways get another, can you, good chap?

[Anonymous No.20120439]

Is it about nignogs and janjans?

[Anonymous No.20120450]

>>20119769
I'm listening

[Anonymous No.20120459]

>>20119769
We're here

[Anonymous No.20120481]

>>20119769
Please tell us announcement sir. My friends and I are much waiting

[Anonymous No.20120492]

>>20120481
imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.20120516]

>>20120492
Sir I am waiting for important announcement, no need for racism.
We are sure OP must have important message, maybe it is the address the issue of racism on this board

[Anonymous No.20120910]

Gentlemen, was the announcement cancelled????

[Anonymous No.20120971]

>>20120910
N

[Anonymous No.20121046]

I

[Anonymous No.20121060]

G

[Anonymous No.20121073]

G

[Anonymous No.20121078]

>>20121060
N

[Anonymous No.20121141]

>>20121078
>E

[Anonymous No.20121149]

>>20121141
>O

[Anonymous No.20121395]

Memes aside, do jannies really work for free? Why would ANYONE do that? Am I missing something here?

[Anonymous No.20121406]

>>20121395
It’s an internship

[Anonymous No.20121418]

>>20121395
>do jannies really work for free?
Yes
>Why would ANYONE do that?
Because this is the only place that they feel they got any sense of control and power in as they lack that in the real world.

[Anonymous No.20121443]

>>20121395
They literally have no self-respect. They are the lowest lifeform on the planet, if you can even count them as "alive". We are at fault in not slaying them.

[Anonymous No.20121566]

When it comes to businesses, scalability and Value Income plays an important role. Take the example of the VID.camera ecosystem from the crypto space. Indeed a sustainable approach.

[Anonymous No.20121683]

Hello frens, our main speaker has been delayed due to certain technical difficulties. We appreciate your continued patience and cooperation

[Anonymous No.20121893]

*ahem*
Fuck White pigs
*ahem*

*ahem*

When the world is left with only one race, let's use whites as an example, I'll tell you a secret. Nothing changes. You hold the same emotions that created racism in the first place (fear, jealosy, hate, etc). So when there is no other race to cuck you, you will still be fighting against each other for other reasons and the world will not be perfect for you. You will still get cucked by higher IQ whites or by whites with larger dicks and your kids will probably end up retarded due to less genetic diversity and fucking your cousins. The same goes for every other race here. Nothing will change. Muh white supermacy. Muh race war. Muh BLM. Muh Jews. Fuck you all. And you Asians also.

My financial advice is to short white culture first as its declining due to Natural reasons. Look the data.

[Anonymous No.20122005]

>>20121893
Absolutely not based, escort this man out of here.

[Anonymous No.20122038]

>>20121893
You shitskins can have earth, we are leaving this shithole. Fight or Flight.

[Anonymous No.20122527]

>>20121893
Dissapointing. I hope this was not the real announcement.

[Anonymous No.20122597]

>>20121893
Well, if racism is inevitable why are you criticizing it?
Fuck niggers and fuck those white cucks trying to stop it.

[Anonymous No.20122624]

The rest is ok btw

[Anonymous No.20122679]

>>20121683
>>20119769
OP, you have disappointed and embarrassed this exclusive circle with your brainless babbling. We do not want to see you here anymore, from now on our gentleman's club will remain closed to you. We advise you to move over to the threads about countless shitcoins created by your new pajeet friends.

[Anonymous No.20122739]

>>20121893
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.20122777]

>>20119769
SUTERUSU will hit $100 in 2022.

[Anonymous No.20122790]

>>20122777
Checked

>>20120144
> He takes 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.20122816]

>>20121893
*AHEM*
due to sickness OP did not make it. This frog is an imposter I don't know how he made it past the gates. We apologize for this error. Now can I please have your attention?

*AHEM*
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL ENJOYING THIS EVENING AND SIGNED UP FOR THE FREE PREPAREWITHBEN.COM SURVIVAL KIT FROM THIS WEEKS SPONSOR MYPATRIOTSUPPLY DONT FORGET TO GRAB YOUR FREE N95 MASK GOODIE BAG ON YOUR WAY HOME

ANYWAY

A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING 4CHAN FOR A WEEK OR MORE NOW

THE SPECTRE OF GOOGLE CAPTCHAS!

*AHEM*

FUCK CAPTCHAS
FUCK HIROMOOT
FUCK THE 4CHAN PASS
FUCK JANNIES HANDING OUT ARBITRARY BANS CAUSE THEIR FEELINGS GOT HURT

I WILL NEVER BUY A 4CHAN PASS NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS YOU ARE GOING TO FEED ME YOU YELLOW NIGGER!

FUCK GOOGLE FOR FARMING 4CHAN USERS TO TRAIN MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS FOR SELF DRIVING VEHICLES!


FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS!
FUCK CHINKS!
FUCK FATTIES!
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK AUTOMATIC!
FUCK WEEBS!
FUCK DISNEY!
FUCK CAPESHIT!
FUCK LEGO!
FUCK REDDIT!
FUCK /co/!
FUCK /lgbt/!
FUCK LEFTYPOL!
FUCK MARX!
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL!

*drinks down glass of Domaine Georges & Christophe Roumier Musigny Grand Cru 1990 *
Goodnight!
DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK Advertisers AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

[Anonymous No.20123040]

>>20119769

ATTENTION: We are very sorry to announce that our main speaker has passed away in a tragic accident. His last words were: “buy the dip faggot”.

What could he mean by this? We shall never know. Unfortunately the main speaker died leaving behind no family or friends.

We sincerely apologise for the inconvenience caused.

[Anonymous No.20123128]

>>20122816

Cringe

[Anonymous No.20123193]

>>20121893

although I know this is not the official announcement, this must be one of the most based things I've read on this board. Cheers to that anon.

[Anonymous No.20123605]

>>20121893
cringe and bluepilled
some of us are actually old enough to have been born in a country that was 99% white, lived through the decline and know the difference
of course people find reasons to quibble no matter what, but it's noticeably comfier and safer to live amongst whites or east asians than with browns, blacks and jews